I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

Canopy was beaten up by the Great Sage Hao, and he, who was already narrow-minded, had been brooding over the opportunity for revenge. After thinking about it for several days, he finally decided that the persimmon should be soft. He couldn't beat that stinky monkey, so he went to bully his baby. No way, little boy!

Tao Zi was reading a book when he suddenly heard someone coming in from outside, put down the book in his hand and looked up, it turned out to be Marshal Canopy.

"What's the matter, Marshal?"

Tianpeng wandered around the palace in a state of awe, then asked calmly, "Is Lao Jun here?"

"Master has gone out." Tao Zi replied, Laojun fumbled for some treasures and ran to Taiyi Daoist, who is often not in the palace.

not there?It's just not right, and it's easy to bully.

The canopy villain laughed wildly in his heart, approaching Xiaodaotong who was still unaware with evil spirit.

Tao Zi: "?" What's wrong with this man, he's smiling so disgustingly.

Tianpeng looked at Tao Zi's soft and tender face, and remembered that day when the stinky monkey broke his face and dared not go out for three days. Pull out a big piece of meat.

Tao Zi was stunned, he didn't expect this person to pull his face suddenly for no reason, and he did it so hard, feeling that he came here to pull his face today! ?

"Hmm... Shake, shake your hand!" Tao Zi also felt pain, and tried to pull his hand with both hands. Is this person crazy?

Tianpeng was happy to see him tearing up, smiling harder and harder, this kid's face was easy to touch, it was full of flesh when pinched.

He didn't feel ashamed of bullying the weak at all, but thought he had avenged himself.

"What are you doing!" As soon as Monkey King came in, he saw their Silly Taozi being pinched in the face, and his eyes were red with pain, and his anger immediately shot up.

Canopy was startled and let go of his claws. He only came here when the stinky monkey was away. Who knew he would come early.

Sun Wukong rushed in front of Tao Zi and protected him behind him. Seeing that Silly Taozi's face was swollen a lot, he looked at the canopy as if his eyes were spitting fire, and he was about to tear him apart.

"Then what...you listen to my explanation..." Tianpeng knew that something was wrong, and tried to excuse himself in fear, while thinking about the escape route.

Sun Wukong didn't want to listen to his so-called explanation, what he saw was the fact that their Silly Taozi was bullied, and even cried when he was bullied.

He walked towards Marshal Tianpeng step by step, holding the golden cudgel in his hand, sweeping the sky with murderous aura, making people tremble with fear.

Tianpeng wailed in his heart and was about to finish, "I just played with him!"

Tao Zi rubbed his face, it still hurt, but he didn't cry, he didn't care about the pain, any tears were physical tears, the Great Sage misunderstood.

He saw that the canopy was so scared that he curled up to the side. People with backing are different. He also especially hoped that the Great Sage could help his friend vent his anger, but after thinking about it, this is Laojun's alchemy room. It would be bad if it broke the gossip stove, so I hurried forward to pull the sleeve of the great sage.

Sun Dasheng was on fire, and when he looked back at Tao Zi looking at him with those "pitiful" round eyes, his heart immediately softened.

"Does it really hurt?" He mistakenly thought that Sha Taozi was acting like a baby with him, and his heart ached very much.

It seemed that the great sage had thought something wrong, but let’s stop them from making trouble here first, so he nodded vigorously, expressing that it was very painful.

Seeing that there was a gap in the canopy, he slipped against the wall, and by the time Sun Wukong remembered to look for him, he had already run away.

It doesn't matter if you run away, next time you see him, hit him once.

Seeing that he couldn't fight anymore, Tao Zi asked, "Why did the Great Sage come so early today?"

Monkey King was still staring at the swollen part of his face, and only after hearing this did he remember his purpose of coming, "I'll take you to Huaguo Mountain!"

Huaguoshan?

"The great sage is determined to go back?" Tao Zi thought that he had finally decided to leave the heaven, and his heart suddenly became empty.

Sun Wukong said indifferently: "Of course not, we will go down secretly, and no one will know."

"Secretly?" Tao Zi didn't expect that he would really dare to go down to earth without permission. Should he be worthy of being a great sage?

"Will you go?" Sun Wukong looked at him expectantly, he really wanted to take Taozi to his house.

Tao Zi naturally wanted to go down to earth to play, but he was worried that no one would watch the stove.

"That's easy! Look at me!" Sun Wukong plucked a hair from the back of his head and blew gently, and a boy exactly like Tao Zi appeared in front of them, with the same expression and posture.

It was the first time Tao Zi saw him using spells, and he turned around this changed self in a strange way, as if it was a cloning technique.

"So you don't have to worry about being discovered, right?" Sun Dasheng said proudly.

Tao Zi nodded excitedly, most people would never realize that this is not a real person, "The Great Sage is amazing!"

Sun Wukong, who was praised, was even more proud, and took Tao Zi's hand, "Follow me!"

They sneaked down from the corner of the heaven, and no one noticed, let alone a gatekeeper.

With Tao Zi under his arm, Monkey King headed straight for Huaguo Mountain.

It has been a year in the sky and the earth, and it has been decades since the Great Sage left, Huaguo Mountain, but there is still no change here.

"Children! I'm back!" Sun Wukong put Tao Zi aside and shouted loudly, full of energy.

Not long after he finished shouting, a chirping sound came from not far away, and after a while, a large group of monkeys appeared all over the mountains and plains.

There are monkeys on the trees, on the ground, on the rocks, in the grass, monkeys everywhere.

Tao Zi had never seen so many monkeys appearing at the same time, and his scalp was numb.

The monkeys were able to open their mouths to speak human words, making a mess around Sun Dasheng.

"Your Majesty, you are back!"

"We want to kill the king!"

"My lord, after you went to heaven, those weasels on the next mountain often bullied us. Many brothers were beaten by them. Your lord, you want to avenge us!"

"Is the king a high official in the sky? Is it fun there?"

A large group of monkeys pushed Tao Zi away from Sun Wukong, and no one would give in. Tao Zi stayed away from them, watching the sea of ​​monkeys.

Sun Dasheng once went to the underworld and crossed out all the monkeys from the book of life and death. This group of monkeys has no threat of death, and they kept giving birth to young monkeys, causing this mountain to be full of monkeys of all sizes. Honestly It is said that this is not conducive to the development of the ecological environment and will form a fault in the food chain.

Tao Zi began to think about something, and he didn't know where his thoughts went.

Sun Dasheng managed to appease his group of monkeys and grandchildren. Looking back to find Taozi, he found that he was squeezed far away in a daze. He pushed aside the group of monkeys and walked over, "Why are you here?"

Tao Zi couldn't say that he was squeezed by many monkeys, so he let him take his hand and walked to the middle of the group of monkeys.

"This is a good friend of the great king. From now on, when you see him, you should treat him like me!" Sun Dasheng ordered.

The monkeys got closer, looked at the short hairless winter melon brought by the king strangely, scratched their ears and whispered to each other.

An elderly monkey looked at it, "Isn't this a person?"

people?

As soon as they heard that it was a human, the monkeys became restless. Apart from natural enemies, the monkeys hate humans the most. They all bully the monkeys. No one is a good person!

Apparently the monkeys didn't like the friends brought back by the king, and they quarreled again out of dissatisfaction.

A group of monkeys doesn't feel very good pointing at you, as if he is the animal locked in a cage for people to watch, Tao Zi feels a little uncomfortable.

It was also unexpected that the people he brought back were hated by the monkeys so much. Sun Dasheng felt ashamed and lost his dignity in front of Silly Taozi. In the sky, he kept boasting that these monkeys obeyed him.

"He is different from other people, you should respect him, do you hear?" Sun Dasheng was still very imposing, and when he spoke so seriously, the other monkeys didn't dare to speak.

Sun Dasheng waved his hand in satisfaction, "Follow me back!"

A group of monkeys happily surrounded their king to go home, and Tao Zi was led by Sun Dasheng to the legendary Shuilian Cave.

The Water Curtain Cave is behind a waterfall. There is a cave behind the waterfall. There is a very empty flat land. The end of the flat land is facing a hall that can accommodate hundreds of people. There are many ear chambers on both sides. These monkeys usually live here. .

Tao Zi was amazed to follow the Great Sage all the way around, no wonder the Great Sage never forgets Huaguo Mountain, it is indeed a good place.

"How is it? Is the territory of the Great Sage the best in the world?" Seeing that he was always amazed, Sun Dasheng couldn't help asking proudly.

Tao Zi nodded vigorously, "Yeah!"

Sun Dasheng smiled brightly, "You can live here at any time, and you will be half the owner of this place from now on!"

The term "half master" sounds a bit strange, and it's hard for Tao Zi not to think about the other half of the great sage.Sun Dasheng didn't realize that there was any ambiguity in what he said, and he still excitedly led him inside. He hadn't come back for a long time, and this time when he came home, he felt that he was still at home, and a place like Tianting was like a cage.

Because the king came back, the monkeys were all singing and dancing, and the melons, fruits and wine were put out. Sun Dasheng changed into his gleaming golden armor, sat on his throne proudly, and held the wine jar proudly. drink wine.

Tao Zi sat next to him, looking at the Great Sage without blinking. Such a high-spirited and reckless Great Sage is the real Great Sage, so dazzling that people can't take their eyes off.

Sun Wukong drank a jar of wine, threw the jar on the ground and laughed, "I am still at home in Huaguoshan, how many times more free than that ghostly place in Tianting!"

The monkeys below agreed one after another, expressing that the king should not go back, and that it would be nice to stay in Huaguo Mountain and have fun together.

In a blink of an eye, Sun Dasheng saw Tao Zi staring at him with big black and white eyes. He drank a few jars of wine and became slightly drunk. Tao Zi, is this great king majestic?"

Tao Zi kept looking at him, and suddenly smiled, "I said it a long time ago, the Great Sage was born very well, better than anyone else."

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing, stretched out his hand and hugged Tao Zi to his lap, "My silly peach is still cute!"

Tao Zi felt extremely awkward sitting on his lap, and couldn't break free after moving several times. He always felt that the Great Sage seemed to have changed after returning to Huaguo Mountain. Although he was also handsome, he seemed more domineering.

"Great Sage, I want to go down." Tao Zi finally said helplessly.

Monkey King was dissatisfied, "Just sit here!"

The corner of Tao Zi's mouth twitched, and he opened his mouth again, "Great Sage."

"What are you doing?" Sun Dasheng buried his head in Tao Zi's neck and rubbed it back and forth, it was so comfortable for Silly Taozi to hug him softly.

Tao Zi looked at the Great Sage acting like a big dog with a blank face, and continued calmly.

"You can hug me, but can you take your hand off my butt?"

Monkey King pretended to be drunk and didn't understand, his movements were unambiguous, and he had a lot of fun.

Tao Zi looked unlovable. To the Great Sage, is his ass really so attractive?