I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]
Chapter 14
Tao Zi had a dream.
In the dream, he was standing alone in a barren open space, and it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything clearly.The boundless darkness made his heart tremble, and he ran around trying to find a light exit. At this time, a faint voice came from his ear, which seemed to be calling him vaguely from a far away place. Another sound.However, he didn't dare to stop, didn't dare to look back, and continued to run forward without seeing the end of the space.
Tao Zi suddenly opened his eyes, and the Eight Diagrams Stove stood quietly in front of him, breathing green smoke slowly.
"Is it a dream?" He muttered to himself, reaching out his hand to wipe off the cold sweat on his head. He has always been a person who rarely dreams. For some reason, he is more likely to have nightmares recently, and it is the same scene every time.
Tao Zi attributed all this to his own psychological pressure, saying that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, probably because he is now more nervous than before.
During the few days when he was recovering from his injuries, other boys helped watch the stove. His popularity has always been good, and everyone has no complaints, but Tao Zi returned to his job as quickly as possible. Idle, it is better to find something to do.
Knowing that he was still in touch with the Great Sage, Qingfeng's face turned blue with anger, and he pointed at his forehead and said that he should not expect to take care of him again when he was beaten, and Tao Zi laughed and coaxed him.
This kind of life is really leisurely, Tao Zi propped his chin to watch the fire in the furnace dance unhurriedly, if he can live like this forever, he is very willing.
"peach!"
Just as he was thinking about it, Sun Dasheng's angry voice came over. Tao Zi was not surprised at his arrival. After being injured once, the Dasheng came more frequently.
Sun Wukong sat down next to Tao Zi automatically and self-consciously. He has learned to dress himself now. It's better to wait one time, if the behavior is not so different from ordinary people, there are still girls who are willing to approach him.
It's a pity that Sun Dasheng is not such a person who can pity and cherish jade. He can't understand the meaning behind the smiles of those fairies. Sometimes he gets some melons and fruits from others to eat, and happily brings them all to Tao Zi. In his opinion, these girls It's not as important as these foods, and it can make Silly Tao Zi happy.
Listening to him muttering about meeting a strange fairy girl again today, she looks pretty good but has something wrong with her eyes, she kept twitching at herself, Sun Dasheng didn't have the patience to listen to her speak slowly, and directly snatched the snack box from her just ran away.
Tao Zi looked at the beautifully packaged peach cakes in his hand with a dark face, how puzzled the great sage is, this girl has taken a fancy to you, and she looks shyly and shyly at you, and wants to confess to you, you are good, look at it Take the snacks in other people's hands and leave, not afraid that the girl's heart will be broken all over the place.
Sun Wukong was completely unaware of his psychology, seeing him in a daze, stretched out his hand to poke him: "Hurry up, don't you like to eat this kind of soft and sweet food?"
Well, the robber-like behavior of the Great Sage is for himself, and Tao Zi is still a little moved.
No matter how he tried to cover it up, when he realized that he was more important than all the girls in Dasheng's heart, there was still a little... a little joy.
"Great Sage, don't grab it next time, it was prepared for you." Tao Zi pinched a piece and put it in his mouth, saying to the Great Sage.
Monkey King scratched his head, "Why do you know?" He felt that Taozi was the most powerful person in the world, and he knew everything.
"Does the Great Sage know what admiration is?" Tao Zi asked.
Sun Wukong shook his head as a matter of course.
"Admiration means liking, having a good impression of you, and wanting to further develop a relationship with you." Tao Zi explained to him earnestly, although he didn't think that a monkey who didn't understand anything could really like someone, but put Tell him about the matter, and he will be able to better distinguish some people's hearts in the future, so don't go snatching things from others as soon as a girl approaches him.
Sun Wukong chewed his words for a long time and understood.
"I see." He said seriously.
Tao Zi was surprised, did you understand?Could it be that the Great Sage is actually particularly good at feelings in his bones?
Sun Wukong took the opportunity to pinch Tao Zi's short claws, and said solemnly, "I adore you."
boom!
Tao Zi fell off his small bench, his face flushed, he pointed at Sun Dasheng and was speechless for a while: "You, you..."
Sun Wukong was taken aback by his big reaction. He thought he had said something wrong again, so he hurriedly picked Tao Zi up from the ground and sat down on the small stool again, "Did I make you unhappy again?"
Tao Zi finally regained his sanity, the blush on his face still couldn't go away, "You, don't talk nonsense! Why do you love me, do you know the meaning of love?"
Sun Wukong nodded firmly, "Isn't that what you said? Admiration means having a good impression of you and wanting to develop a further relationship with you."
No, it's terrible, the monkey has become a spirit!I can talk about love!
Tao Zi was so confused that he didn't know what to say. He knew that Sun Dasheng must not really understand the meaning of the word, and he applied it to himself in a blink of an eye, but it was only because of the heavens that he really liked him. This is the only person, but that Not really in love.
"No, that's not how it is used." Tao Zi tried to calm himself down, "That should be what you said to girls."
"Girl?" Sun Wukong thought for a while outside, "What's so good about a woman, she looks too soft, not enough for me to hit with a stick."
Tao Zi complained in his heart that no one is enough for you, okay, and why is your first reaction when you mention a girl is to grab a stick?
"Boys are also allowed." Tao Zi thought about it for a while, and felt that the world should be unified, not limited to heterosexuality, and same-sex love should also be blessed.
He didn't expect to dig a hole for himself.
Sun Wukong nodded immediately, "A man is a good man, a man is a good man." Withstand the beating.
"Peaches are good too."
After all, he decided that he "admired" Silly Taozi. Silly Taozi was good-looking and well-behaved.
Tao Zi's face turned even redder. He was eager to explain the matter to the Great Sage, but it seemed that the description was getting darker and darker. Sun Dasheng's understanding ability in this aspect was strangely different from ordinary people.
In the end, he gave up, "When the great sage meets someone he really likes one day, you will know how ridiculous what he said to me today."
Sun Wukong didn't listen to this sentence, he kept staring at Tao Zi's face, stretched out his hand and pinched it curiously: "Why is your face so red? It's the same as the buttocks of my monkey grandchildren on the mountain."
"Great Sage!" Tao Zi was furious, "Stop saying that word again!"
Besides, monkey butt or something, he is so ugly?
Sun Dasheng's EQ was online for the first time, miraculously got to the point where Tao Zi was angry, and immediately added: "You look good when you blush, like... just like..."
Sun Dasheng held back all his energy to think of adjectives, and his uneducated and uneducated attitude was clearly revealed at this time. When he turned his mind, he suddenly remembered the peach blossom forest he was looking at, and he opened his mouth when he was obedient, "You are better than peach blossoms!" nice!"
Monkeys, monkeys are really smart...
Tao Zi's brain exploded into fireworks, but he still yelled, "That's a description of a girl, the Great Sage, stop talking!"
Just use this method to flirt with girls, and if you are sure, you will follow behind.
Tao Zi thought for a while, and then began to wonder why he positioned himself as a "sister". Under normal circumstances, shouldn't he correct the nonsense of the Great Sage? Why does he feel shy?
When Qingfeng came back from the outside, he saw the weird atmosphere of these two people, and instantly felt that he was out of anger. He saw something strange outside just now, and he didn't let him go when he came back!
"Peach!" He purposely yelled loudly to destroy the scene where the two were about to burst into red bubbles. He was upset because he wanted to destroy it for no reason.
"Qingfeng!" Tao Zi was nervous, like the embarrassment of being caught in an underground affair, and hurriedly stood up to greet him, "You, have you finished delivering the medicine?"
"Hmph!" Qingfeng angrily came over and squatted down, sitting on Tao Zi's small stool.
Monkey King immediately became upset, "Go down, this is the seat of Silly Taozi!"
Qingfeng glared at him angrily, "It's up to you! Taozi and I have known each other for hundreds of years! You've only known each other for a few days!"
He didn't like to hear him say this, Sun Dasheng refused to accept it, he thought that he was the number one in Tao Zi's heart, and he was bound to compete with this poor kid today.
Tao Zi was afraid that the two immature urchins would quarrel, so he tactfully changed the subject, "What's wrong with you? You're so angry."
As soon as he heard his question, Qingfeng remembered the scene she saw just now, and said aggrieved and angrily: "I saw Lu Daochang and Han Xiangzi."
Tao Zi understood.
"Daoist Lu is so disgusting, Han Xiangzi clings to his body and feeds him wine, and he is still cursing!" Qingfeng felt that his idol had been humiliated, "Han Xiangzi didn't care about feeding him wine himself, and he still hates it!"
Tao Zi's expression is unpredictable, isn't the point of feeding wine close to him?
Qingfeng was stunned by the stimulation, he only thought that he was complaining about Han Xiangzi, but to be precise, he should be angered by the sudden dog food, right?
"The two of them... look weird, I can't tell, but they are just angry!" Qingfeng still didn't know it, and he couldn't figure out what it was for a long time.
Tao Zi wanted to touch his head, and kindly told him that it was the sour smell of gay love.
Sun Wukong sneered, "Children just can't stand the blow, I saw them both naked on the bed the other day..." Before he finished speaking, Tao Zi hurried over to cover his mouth, he had heard this matter mentioned by the Great Sage once.
Lu Daochang is indeed a generation of romantic demons, in broad daylight, oh my god, that scene was so lively and lively, the Great Sage looked at it stupidly and asked him why he was naked and fighting in broad daylight.
He told the Great Sage with his eyes that this matter cannot be said, Sun Wukong blinked aggrievedly to show that he knew, and rubbed Tao Zi's hand by the way, so soft!
Seeing these two, Qingfeng began to have a strange atmosphere again, which was similar to what he saw at Lu Daochang Han Xiangzi's side. He glared at the two angrily for a while, then stood up and ran away.
He felt that he was running away like a poor dog.
In the dream, he was standing alone in a barren open space, and it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything clearly.The boundless darkness made his heart tremble, and he ran around trying to find a light exit. At this time, a faint voice came from his ear, which seemed to be calling him vaguely from a far away place. Another sound.However, he didn't dare to stop, didn't dare to look back, and continued to run forward without seeing the end of the space.
Tao Zi suddenly opened his eyes, and the Eight Diagrams Stove stood quietly in front of him, breathing green smoke slowly.
"Is it a dream?" He muttered to himself, reaching out his hand to wipe off the cold sweat on his head. He has always been a person who rarely dreams. For some reason, he is more likely to have nightmares recently, and it is the same scene every time.
Tao Zi attributed all this to his own psychological pressure, saying that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, probably because he is now more nervous than before.
During the few days when he was recovering from his injuries, other boys helped watch the stove. His popularity has always been good, and everyone has no complaints, but Tao Zi returned to his job as quickly as possible. Idle, it is better to find something to do.
Knowing that he was still in touch with the Great Sage, Qingfeng's face turned blue with anger, and he pointed at his forehead and said that he should not expect to take care of him again when he was beaten, and Tao Zi laughed and coaxed him.
This kind of life is really leisurely, Tao Zi propped his chin to watch the fire in the furnace dance unhurriedly, if he can live like this forever, he is very willing.
"peach!"
Just as he was thinking about it, Sun Dasheng's angry voice came over. Tao Zi was not surprised at his arrival. After being injured once, the Dasheng came more frequently.
Sun Wukong sat down next to Tao Zi automatically and self-consciously. He has learned to dress himself now. It's better to wait one time, if the behavior is not so different from ordinary people, there are still girls who are willing to approach him.
It's a pity that Sun Dasheng is not such a person who can pity and cherish jade. He can't understand the meaning behind the smiles of those fairies. Sometimes he gets some melons and fruits from others to eat, and happily brings them all to Tao Zi. In his opinion, these girls It's not as important as these foods, and it can make Silly Tao Zi happy.
Listening to him muttering about meeting a strange fairy girl again today, she looks pretty good but has something wrong with her eyes, she kept twitching at herself, Sun Dasheng didn't have the patience to listen to her speak slowly, and directly snatched the snack box from her just ran away.
Tao Zi looked at the beautifully packaged peach cakes in his hand with a dark face, how puzzled the great sage is, this girl has taken a fancy to you, and she looks shyly and shyly at you, and wants to confess to you, you are good, look at it Take the snacks in other people's hands and leave, not afraid that the girl's heart will be broken all over the place.
Sun Wukong was completely unaware of his psychology, seeing him in a daze, stretched out his hand to poke him: "Hurry up, don't you like to eat this kind of soft and sweet food?"
Well, the robber-like behavior of the Great Sage is for himself, and Tao Zi is still a little moved.
No matter how he tried to cover it up, when he realized that he was more important than all the girls in Dasheng's heart, there was still a little... a little joy.
"Great Sage, don't grab it next time, it was prepared for you." Tao Zi pinched a piece and put it in his mouth, saying to the Great Sage.
Monkey King scratched his head, "Why do you know?" He felt that Taozi was the most powerful person in the world, and he knew everything.
"Does the Great Sage know what admiration is?" Tao Zi asked.
Sun Wukong shook his head as a matter of course.
"Admiration means liking, having a good impression of you, and wanting to further develop a relationship with you." Tao Zi explained to him earnestly, although he didn't think that a monkey who didn't understand anything could really like someone, but put Tell him about the matter, and he will be able to better distinguish some people's hearts in the future, so don't go snatching things from others as soon as a girl approaches him.
Sun Wukong chewed his words for a long time and understood.
"I see." He said seriously.
Tao Zi was surprised, did you understand?Could it be that the Great Sage is actually particularly good at feelings in his bones?
Sun Wukong took the opportunity to pinch Tao Zi's short claws, and said solemnly, "I adore you."
boom!
Tao Zi fell off his small bench, his face flushed, he pointed at Sun Dasheng and was speechless for a while: "You, you..."
Sun Wukong was taken aback by his big reaction. He thought he had said something wrong again, so he hurriedly picked Tao Zi up from the ground and sat down on the small stool again, "Did I make you unhappy again?"
Tao Zi finally regained his sanity, the blush on his face still couldn't go away, "You, don't talk nonsense! Why do you love me, do you know the meaning of love?"
Sun Wukong nodded firmly, "Isn't that what you said? Admiration means having a good impression of you and wanting to develop a further relationship with you."
No, it's terrible, the monkey has become a spirit!I can talk about love!
Tao Zi was so confused that he didn't know what to say. He knew that Sun Dasheng must not really understand the meaning of the word, and he applied it to himself in a blink of an eye, but it was only because of the heavens that he really liked him. This is the only person, but that Not really in love.
"No, that's not how it is used." Tao Zi tried to calm himself down, "That should be what you said to girls."
"Girl?" Sun Wukong thought for a while outside, "What's so good about a woman, she looks too soft, not enough for me to hit with a stick."
Tao Zi complained in his heart that no one is enough for you, okay, and why is your first reaction when you mention a girl is to grab a stick?
"Boys are also allowed." Tao Zi thought about it for a while, and felt that the world should be unified, not limited to heterosexuality, and same-sex love should also be blessed.
He didn't expect to dig a hole for himself.
Sun Wukong nodded immediately, "A man is a good man, a man is a good man." Withstand the beating.
"Peaches are good too."
After all, he decided that he "admired" Silly Taozi. Silly Taozi was good-looking and well-behaved.
Tao Zi's face turned even redder. He was eager to explain the matter to the Great Sage, but it seemed that the description was getting darker and darker. Sun Dasheng's understanding ability in this aspect was strangely different from ordinary people.
In the end, he gave up, "When the great sage meets someone he really likes one day, you will know how ridiculous what he said to me today."
Sun Wukong didn't listen to this sentence, he kept staring at Tao Zi's face, stretched out his hand and pinched it curiously: "Why is your face so red? It's the same as the buttocks of my monkey grandchildren on the mountain."
"Great Sage!" Tao Zi was furious, "Stop saying that word again!"
Besides, monkey butt or something, he is so ugly?
Sun Dasheng's EQ was online for the first time, miraculously got to the point where Tao Zi was angry, and immediately added: "You look good when you blush, like... just like..."
Sun Dasheng held back all his energy to think of adjectives, and his uneducated and uneducated attitude was clearly revealed at this time. When he turned his mind, he suddenly remembered the peach blossom forest he was looking at, and he opened his mouth when he was obedient, "You are better than peach blossoms!" nice!"
Monkeys, monkeys are really smart...
Tao Zi's brain exploded into fireworks, but he still yelled, "That's a description of a girl, the Great Sage, stop talking!"
Just use this method to flirt with girls, and if you are sure, you will follow behind.
Tao Zi thought for a while, and then began to wonder why he positioned himself as a "sister". Under normal circumstances, shouldn't he correct the nonsense of the Great Sage? Why does he feel shy?
When Qingfeng came back from the outside, he saw the weird atmosphere of these two people, and instantly felt that he was out of anger. He saw something strange outside just now, and he didn't let him go when he came back!
"Peach!" He purposely yelled loudly to destroy the scene where the two were about to burst into red bubbles. He was upset because he wanted to destroy it for no reason.
"Qingfeng!" Tao Zi was nervous, like the embarrassment of being caught in an underground affair, and hurriedly stood up to greet him, "You, have you finished delivering the medicine?"
"Hmph!" Qingfeng angrily came over and squatted down, sitting on Tao Zi's small stool.
Monkey King immediately became upset, "Go down, this is the seat of Silly Taozi!"
Qingfeng glared at him angrily, "It's up to you! Taozi and I have known each other for hundreds of years! You've only known each other for a few days!"
He didn't like to hear him say this, Sun Dasheng refused to accept it, he thought that he was the number one in Tao Zi's heart, and he was bound to compete with this poor kid today.
Tao Zi was afraid that the two immature urchins would quarrel, so he tactfully changed the subject, "What's wrong with you? You're so angry."
As soon as he heard his question, Qingfeng remembered the scene she saw just now, and said aggrieved and angrily: "I saw Lu Daochang and Han Xiangzi."
Tao Zi understood.
"Daoist Lu is so disgusting, Han Xiangzi clings to his body and feeds him wine, and he is still cursing!" Qingfeng felt that his idol had been humiliated, "Han Xiangzi didn't care about feeding him wine himself, and he still hates it!"
Tao Zi's expression is unpredictable, isn't the point of feeding wine close to him?
Qingfeng was stunned by the stimulation, he only thought that he was complaining about Han Xiangzi, but to be precise, he should be angered by the sudden dog food, right?
"The two of them... look weird, I can't tell, but they are just angry!" Qingfeng still didn't know it, and he couldn't figure out what it was for a long time.
Tao Zi wanted to touch his head, and kindly told him that it was the sour smell of gay love.
Sun Wukong sneered, "Children just can't stand the blow, I saw them both naked on the bed the other day..." Before he finished speaking, Tao Zi hurried over to cover his mouth, he had heard this matter mentioned by the Great Sage once.
Lu Daochang is indeed a generation of romantic demons, in broad daylight, oh my god, that scene was so lively and lively, the Great Sage looked at it stupidly and asked him why he was naked and fighting in broad daylight.
He told the Great Sage with his eyes that this matter cannot be said, Sun Wukong blinked aggrievedly to show that he knew, and rubbed Tao Zi's hand by the way, so soft!
Seeing these two, Qingfeng began to have a strange atmosphere again, which was similar to what he saw at Lu Daochang Han Xiangzi's side. He glared at the two angrily for a while, then stood up and ran away.
He felt that he was running away like a poor dog.
You'll Also Like
-
I'm not Spider-Man, even though I'm parasitized by an alien!
Chapter 407 17 hours ago -
Let's restart, Spider-Man!
Chapter 388 17 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: A Red Teyvat Life Starting from Zero
Chapter 233 17 hours ago -
Collapse? No, this is just everyday life.
Chapter 349 17 hours ago -
The Otherworldly Girl Speedrun Containment Project
Chapter 405 17 hours ago -
I'm in Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I'm also in Machine Ascension.
Chapter 189 17 hours ago -
My skill tree increases every day.
Chapter 96 17 hours ago -
That Imperial Concubine is both wicked and cunning! Your Majesty, wake up!
Chapter 209 17 hours ago -
Rebirth: Fan Debiao rises from the Liaobei land
Chapter 75 17 hours ago -
Reborn in America: I Have an Equipment Slot
Chapter 79 17 hours ago