I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

After returning from riding a horse, Sun Dasheng had another hobby—touching buttocks.Of course, this groping is definitely not someone else's butt, he likes their Silly Taozi's, it's comfortable to touch.

In this regard, Tao Zi's heart was very broken.Idol seems to have discovered some incredible new world from him, what's the matter?He couldn't beat him again and again, and he didn't listen to what he said. Now that the daily slap prints on his buttocks were clearly visible, he vaguely felt that he might be leading Sun Dasheng in a strange direction.

However, he was timid and dared not speak out.

The days in the heaven are still so boring, and the recent gossip is not hot enough, but today Qingfeng brought an invigorating anise, Lu Daochang and Han Xiangzi had a quarrel.This kind of thing is rare, those two people are usually as good as one person, who would have thought that they would have a day of trouble.

It is said that the two are still fighting now. According to the inquiring news, someone said that Daoist Lu was drunk, and Han Xiangzi stayed in the room with him for a night, and then the two of them collapsed the next day. Daoist Lu chased him all over the sky with his sword Kill Han Xiangzi.

But no one can say exactly what the reason is.

As Han Xiangzi's chief fan, Qingfeng was indignant about this: "The Daoist is really! Han Xiangzi treats him so well, how can he treat him like this?"

"Tell me, what did Han Xiangzi and the Taoist priest do to make the Taoist priest so angry?"

Qingfeng asked very innocently, he had not yet grown up in the mortal world and was taken to heaven, because of certain things he was not as clear as Tao Zi.When he asked this question, how could Tao Zi answer?

Two people who already have gay potential stayed alone for a night, what could happen?Isn't this obvious?

"Uh... this..." Tao Zi was thinking about what words to explain in his heart. Qingfeng was still a child, and when Sun Dasheng came in, his eyes were shining with gold, and his loud voice lit up, "Silly Taozi, Let me tell you a secret!"

"I heard that old man Lu and the hypocrite surnamed Han slept together last night!"

Tao Zi: "..."

Sun Dasheng, why are you making trouble full-time?

Tao Zi turned his head nervously to look at Qingfeng, fearing that he might run away.

Qingfeng just looked at Tao Zi blankly, and asked puzzledly, "What do you mean by sleeping together? Why did this happen when you slept together?" He and Tao Zi often slept together.

Sun Wukong didn't understand this question either, so he sat down next to Tao Zi with a golden knife, and looked at Tao Zi with the same ignorant face as Qingfeng, obviously wanting to know the answer.

Tao Zi was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say, what could he say?Is it possible to tell them plainly that Lu Daochang and Han Xiangzi's "sleeping together" is actually the two of them XXOO?

His expression was too difficult, and Qingfeng had a bad premonition, "Did Han Xiangzi cut off his beard while the Taoist priest was sleeping?" This was the only possibility that the pure Qingfeng could think of.

Sun Wukong snorted disdainfully, "What do you know, you little brat? I've heard what those little fairies said, and both of them took off their pants!"

"What can you do with your pants off?" Qingfeng was horrified, this scene is a bit scary!

Sun Wukong smiled lightly, with an indescribable adult expression on his face, "What else can I do? The two big men have taken off their pants."

Tao Zi was afraid that Qingfeng would be sad if he talked too much, so he hurried out to stop this increasingly colorful topic, and was even more afraid that he would explode if he heard it, "Great Sage, stop talking."

Sun Dasheng snorted coldly, "Is there anything I can't say? The two of them are in the room with their trousers off and they're like bastards. Don't you want me to say it?"

Tao Zi: "..."

Draw... bastard?

Sun Wukong continued to say disdainfully, "Brother Niu and I also played this game before. We drank and guessed punches together. Whoever loses will take off his clothes. After taking off the top and bottom, we will draw a big bastard. Whoever has the best bastard wins." .”

Tao Zi is like five thunderbolts at this moment, Great Sage... You, you and everyone have learned some nonsense things!Shouldn't my great sage be pure and holy! ! !

He really wanted to drag the Bull Demon King out and strangle him to death a hundred times.

"Then, which of you two won, who won?" Tao Zi clenched his fists and asked through gritted teeth.

Sun Wukong smiled triumphantly, "Of course it's me! Do I seem to be someone who can lose? Only the Bull Demon King can beat me with his little brains? When he is stripped naked and his whole body is full of bastards, this great sage is still not good. less!"

That is to say, the Great Sage did not take off his clothes.

Tao Zi felt relieved, that's fine.

Sun Wukong didn't say anything about it. At that time, the Bull Demon King was stripped naked by him, and Princess Iron Fan just came back from the outside to see how they looked (Monkey King was lying on the naked Bull Demon King and was about to draw a bastard) and immediately exploded. The plantain fan knocked him out.

Qingfeng was also puzzled, and then began to defend her idol: "It must be that Daoist Lu drew something on Han Xiangzi with bad intentions, which made him angry!" Regardless of whether it was Lu Dongbin who was chasing Han Xiangzi all over the world with a sword the next day Xiangzi, he is selectively blind.

"The one surnamed Lu is not a good person at first glance." Sun Dasheng also hated him, "But why did those little fairies say that Daoist Lu wanted to cover his butt after they finished drawing bastards? Will it hurt when they draw bastards?"

Tao Zi: "..."

"Let's not talk about this topic." He said weakly, now his mind is full of "bastards", "scorpions", all messy things, he needs to purify himself.

"I wasn't interested at all." Sun Wukong curled his lips, he just listened to some on the way, thinking that Silly Taozi liked it, so he came over and recited it to him.

Qingfeng still didn't bypass this night, seeing that Tao Zi didn't really want to talk about it, so he reluctantly suppressed it first.He glanced at Monkey King who was sitting next to Tao Zi, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt awkward. He always felt that Monkey King came from a wrong way, and they were not in the same way as them. He didn't understand why Tao Zi liked to play with him.

Compared with his awkwardness, Sun Wukong is much more hostile to him, thinking that he is in the way and disturbing the world of two people between him and Silly Taozi.

Tao Zi has become a favorite invisibly, and he is also worried about how to deal with the relationship between friends and idols. It feels uncomfortable to be caught in the middle, especially now that Sun Dasheng comes to him to report almost every day, and he is more diligent than going to work. .

Sun Dasheng was dissatisfied that he was sitting closer to Qingfeng, so he took two steps forward, sat down again in front of Tao Zi, and stared at the two of them.

Tao Zi once said that very few people can bear Sun Dasheng's stare, so Qingfeng, an ordinary person, can't stand it soon, and he feels that if he doesn't leave, he will be stared into ashes, "I'll go back first, Taozi, I Worried about the stove, you, if you need anything, just come to me!"

He ran away in despair, leaving only the helpless Tao Zi.

"My lord, don't stare at others like this."

"I didn't." Sun Wukong defended, "He left by himself, what does it matter to me?"

It's none of your business.

Monkey King sat for a while, and then began to make unreasonable demands: "I want to touch..."

"No." Tao Zi sternly refused.

Sun Wukong was a little disappointed, "Why not?"

"It's wrong for you to do this. If you don't do this, it's very rude, and others will be angry." Tao Zi taught him seriously, trying to put him on the right track.

Sun Wukong was upset, "Are you someone else?"

"That's not the point." Tao Zi said, "The point is, your behavior is very rude, that is to say, you are very unruly."

Just like teaching his son, he taught Sun Dasheng what he should never do.

Monkey King was very wronged, "But I brought you wine."

It means, I brought you wine, how could you not let me touch it.

Tao Zi's head was about to explode, "Great Sage, the relationship between us is not an exchange of one thing for another."

The expectations in Sun Wukong's eyes were dimmed, and Tao Zi's righteous words did not allow him, and he couldn't force his claws, so he lowered his head pitifully.

Tao Zi couldn't bear it when he saw it, but he told himself that he must not get used to such a bad habit. In the future, he will be the first to greet anyone, so it's okay?

He tried to change the subject, "How are those horses under your management?"

Sun Wukong nodded feebly, "I have beaten them all."

Even with his killing momentum that everyone feared, the group of horses couldn't make any waves.

Tao Zi couldn't find a topic, he lowered his head and rubbed his wrist unconsciously, the red birthmark there seemed to be brighter than before, and the burning sensation seemed to be a little more frequent.

Sun Wukong stared at his wrist, "What are you here?"

"Huh?" Tao Zi looked at it, and then replied, "Maybe it's a birthmark, it's been there as long as I can remember."

Sun Wukong looked at it for a while, then reached out and poked it, "Does it hurt?"

Tao Zi shook his head, "I don't feel it."

Tao Ziren is white, and his wrist is as slender as a girl's. Such a small birthmark grows there, like a cinnabar embellishment. It is very beautiful, and Monkey King thinks he likes it too.

"nice."

When he praised people, he was really boasting. Tao Zi smiled a little embarrassedly, "It's just a birthmark. What's so good about it? I heard that some people's birthmarks will grow bigger and bigger, and they might be ugly in the future."

Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously, he stretched out his hand to hold Tao Zi's hand and squeezed it for a while, feeling better again.

I can't pinch the buttocks, but the hands are good, just as soft.

Sun Dasheng's mood was always unpredictable. Seeing that he was happy, Tao Zi let him go. Anyway, touching hands is better than touching buttocks.

But, I don't know what's wrong with him, being surrounded by Sun Dasheng's hands like this, he unexpectedly felt a sense of peace of mind.

Tao Zi blushed quietly.