Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

After taking a bath, when Ouyang Xuanyi was lying on the bed staring at the stars on the ceiling in a daze, Zhang Lijing opened the door and walked in, holding two plush dolls in his hands, and after giving him one, he hugged the other on the bed Get lost.

"..." Ouyang Xuanyi hugged the doll and put it aside, he was very glad that when he chose the bed, he considered the situation of three people lying flat and chose 2m*2.2m, otherwise it would either fall by itself or The doll falls.

"Xuan, I want to go abroad to get a marriage certificate with him." Zhang Lijing said after rolling a few times.

Hearing this, Ouyang Xuanyi turned to look at his friend, and asked, "How long have you two known each other?"

"It's been almost two months." Zhang Lijing thought for a while and replied.

"Honey, getting married in less than two months is too soon, isn't it?" Ouyang Xuanyi actually wanted to say, "Your first is also your last one. After four years of dating, you can still break up. This is even more difficult to say in just two months." , but it seems that they cannot be compared in this way. Emotional matters are always one size fits all.

My friend is the kind of person who falls in love with the attitude of going to the end every time, so he takes every relationship extremely seriously, but he can't forget the grief-stricken appearance of the other party when the previous relationship broke up.Although a good friend is not the kind of person who looks for death and life after falling in love, the unforgettable pain should be no less than the pain when he lost his parents.

A friend asked him why he was unwilling to accept feelings. In fact, he just read too much, from the news, from his daily life, and from the experience of his friends, so he did not encourage his friends to decide to stay together for life so early.

"But we all feel that the other party is our missing rib." Zhang Lijing murmured while hugging the doll.

There is a story in the Bible that Adam's partner was created by God from one of Adam's ribs.Therefore, both parties in love often use "I am your missing rib" to express their true love for each other.

"Jing, do you know him? Do you know all about his career, his family and his family?" Looking at the starry sky on the ceiling, Ouyang Xuanyi frowned.

"I know about his career. For his family, he said that he can meet him when he goes abroad to get married. The family doesn't understand."

Ouyang Xuanyi said in his heart, baby, how forgetful you are, the last relationship broke up because of the obstruction of the family, and the excuse was the old-fashioned face and heir issues.There are too many of these situations in the news, although both parties exposed are heterosexual.

He didn't want his friend to encounter the same situation again, otherwise, if two relationships ended because of this, he was really afraid that his friend would be upset.

Damn, he wanted to slap himself a few times just after thinking about it, don't you think in a better way!

"Jing, go get to know his family first, and then meet his family. If his family doesn't object, as long as you are happy, of course I support it." After Ouyang Xuanyi finished speaking, he turned around and hugged Zhang Lijing, and patted him. The opponent's back.

"Okay." Xuan, I know what you are worried about, and I will make a decision after seeing it.

After that, the two chatted about the interesting things they encountered in daily life and slowly fell asleep.

Until he fell asleep, Ouyang Xuanyi didn't even glance at the mobile phone that he had muted and pressed under the baby.

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It is rare for Phantom Killer not to need to work overtime on weekends, thinking about apologizing to the ladyboy as soon as possible, he boarded the game early.

After completing the task, he wandered around the street for a long time to check the player's situation, and then he heard the system reminding him that it was time to go offline for lunch, and then he sighed.

After lunch, he wanted to take a nap, but he tossed and turned in bed thinking about apologizing, so he had to log in to the game again.

The game at this point is late night sleep time.

He was lying on the highest mountain in the human world looking at the night sky, feeling the silence around him and fell asleep.

Until the sunrise woke him up, and until the system reminded him again that it was time to go offline for dinner, the ladyboy still didn't go online.

Before going offline, he asked his brother Phantasm: "Do shemale go to work on weekends?"

Mirage's message came back very quickly, which showed that the other party was bored at this time. "Shouldn't, I remember he said he was off on holidays. Why, brother, do you need to find him?"

Why is rest not online?Is the game not fun? "It's okay, I'm going offline for dinner."

"Oh, let's go, I'm also going to go offline for dinner first." Mirage replied nonchalantly.

So, when Phantom Kill went online at [-] o'clock on time after dinner, the ladyboy in the friend column was still dark.Is this something you don't have time to go online today?

When I was feeling restless, I saw a line of words appearing in front of my eyes - Congratulations to the player, the handsome little prince and the cute little princess, let us congratulate them on their happy wedding & early birth of a baby!

Originally, he didn't want to pay attention to this news, but isn't the heroine his escaped bride?Married so soon?The player who was chosen was the second-ranked player on the wealth list. Does this mean that she really fell in love with him because of his fame and wealth?

He felt sick, another vain woman.He has hardly had any contact with female players in the game, and he doesn't know that the people in the game are so realistic now, no wonder those guys said those things to him before.

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[System]: Congratulations to the player, the handsome little prince and the cute little princess, let us congratulate them on their happy wedding & early birth of a baby!

[World] I'm cute too: Damn, the number one on the wealth list got married yesterday, and the second one got married today. Will the third one also get married tomorrow?The bride is me, okay? (﹃)

[World] Love Meier: Let me be a local tyrant too, it's absolutely soft and easy to tear down.Don't be greedy, just be in the top ten. (﹃)

[World]joke: Is there anyone willing to marry someone who is not ranked?

[World] Warehouse No. 001: collect magic stones, sell MMMMM, collect magic stones, sell MMMMM, collect magic stones, sell MMMMM......

[World] The wind is blowing and the ass is cool: How can the bride's name be so familiar?

[World] A Blossoming Flower: Upstairs you are not alone.

[World] Mengmengda: Upstairs & Upstairs, you are not alone.

[World] Qingqing riverside grass: I don't know!

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[World] One flower, one world: Let me announce the answer. A few days ago, she was on a mission with the master who got married yesterday.

[World] A flower: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

[World] The wind blows the ass and cools the ass: I just said it looks familiar.Ah, ah, ah, ah, I seem to know some terrible news.Will it be silenced?

[World] Handsome little prince: I love you, daughter-in-law, just like a mouse loves rice! 1

[World] Handsome little prince: I love you, daughter-in-law, just like a mouse loves rice! 2

[World] Venus: PP, you have to be careful~ I will never save you, (*￣3￣)╭Okay, you can go shit!

[World] Handsome little prince: I love you, daughter-in-law, just like a mouse loves rice! 3

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[World] Shemale 0000: Nima, I hate this kind of screen swiping the most!It's amazing to be rich! (#‵′)convex

[World] Shemale 0000's husband: Wife, let's ignore him, usually this kind of over-the-top show of affection will be divided quickly!

[World] Xuan'er Piao Piao: The wise words upstairs!

[World] Immortal Dog God: Shemale 0000, don't be sour if you don't have money!

[World] hsdhoa: Smudges~ God of dogs, if you don’t do it, you won’t die!

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Phantom Killer was still thinking about something, so his brother sent him a message.

Mirage was shocked when he saw the news of the world: "Brother, is your original bride that 'Cute Little Gongju'?"

"Hmm." Then what?

"Damn it, this woman is really an idiot, she gave up the number one and went for the second one, is she going to be the second child of ten thousand years?" Mirage excitedly said.

Is that how the word "..." is used? "Never mind her, don't you have to be glad I didn't marry her?"

"That's right, it's a good thing she escaped marriage." Mirage nodded as a matter of course, and then remembered something and sent a message to his brother, "Brother, you didn't give those equipment to that woman, did you?"

"Is your brother such a stupid person? He said that marriage gifts can only be given after marriage."

"That's good, you remember to give the demon." It's strange, the demon has not been online yet.

Phantom killed the forehead, and replied: "I know." It's a pity that your buddy - the shemale has not been online until now, looking at the level of the opponent - 39, when will the opponent wear this set of level 50 equipment?

He thought about whether to mail it to the other party before, but suddenly remembered the scene of sending the wedding clothes before, so he decided to forget it.He didn't want to receive another set of level 50 equipment.

Remembering that the shemale is not online yet, he asked Mirage Buster again: "What is the shemale doing today?"

Mirage was puzzled when he received the news. What is his brother doing? This is the second time today to ask about the transvestite. "I do not know."

Phantom Killer stared at his brother's answer, and said in his heart that I don't believe you didn't ask.

Mirage did not ask about the shemale. He called the shemale but the other party didn't answer, presumably because he was busy or turned his phone to silent and didn't hear it.

Phantom Killer, who hadn't waited for the shemale to go online, had to drag 4 friends from the gang to brush the level 40 dungeon.

The four of them watched their boss rushing forward to kill the monster & boss in the dungeon, so they had to look at each other, wondering what the hell they were here for?Collective soy sauce?

Phantom Wuying bumped into Phantom Jue and asked: "I said, what's wrong with the boss?" This is the third time.

"Didn't you watch the world chat?"

"What am I doing staring at the world when I have nothing to do?" Mirage Wuying said speechlessly, fed up?Just when I was about to check the world chat records, I heard Phantom say ruthlessly: "It's too late for you to check the records now, the system has been refreshed long ago."

"Then what news made the boss like this?"

"The boss is broken in love!" Mirage announced the answer.

"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, who are you fooling, the boss is broken in love, you can wait for a hundred years to see it." Phantom Wuying was extremely speechless to this answer, the boss is not in love, how can he be broken in love, the boss It is difficult to find love in this life.After thinking about it, he found that Phantom Shang hadn't spoken, so he pushed the other party and asked, "Ah Shang, what are you thinking? This is not like you, you usually talk the most."

"Do you think the boss looks like a lovelorn?" Phantom Shang pointed to the Phantom Killer who was fighting the boss in front of him.

After carefully observing Phantom Killer for a while, Phantom Wuying came to the conclusion: "It's not like!" It's not so much anger or sadness after a broken love, it's better to say it's purely to pass the time.

"Since it's not like that, it must have nothing to do with what the world said, stupid!" Huan Yingshang despised Hua Yingjue and Mirage Wuying.

Phantom smiled ruthlessly when he heard the words: "Shang has become smarter, you can see that."

"I'm not stupid in the first place, okay!" Nonsense, how can there be a dungeon like Broken Love? It's clear that you just want to quickly clear the level and get the box.Huh?Could it be that the boss really wants to get equipment from the box?But this is a level 40 dungeon. "I said, isn't the boss really doing this for equipment?" He felt that he had realized the truth, and then he said angrily again, "I'll wipe it, we didn't realize it until the third time?"

The three: "..." At first they thought the boss was venting his anger.

When the four of them turned their heads to look at Phantom Killer at the same time, they realized that the other party had finished killing the boss and was staring at them, his eyes seemed to say, "Are you going to take root here?" When they saw the other party's appearance, they immediately followed each other energetically and started They looked at each other before, indicating "I'll talk about it later".

So, the four of them started chatting again when Phantom Killer continued to kill the next boss.

"This is a level 40 dungeon. The equipment dropped is all level 40. Who is the boss going to give it to?" Phantom Wuying looked at Phantom Killer who was far away from them and asked.

"Let me see," Mirage Wuqing said, and clicked on the gang members to take a look, "It's for demons." There are only demons in the gang who have not reached level 40 and are related to the boss.

"Boss is straight, okay, and he doesn't like transvestites, so why equip him?"

As soon as Phantom Shang finished speaking, Phantom Shang slapped ruthlessly: "Be smarter, don't you have to like it to get equipment? The dungeon after level 50 requires the best team to have ten people. Even if five of us can master it, you can change your career." Can't be a baby daddy? As long as the equipment keeps up with us, the ladyboy will be able to play books with us." Besides, the boss's low pressure was only strengthened after the bridal chamber, so he wouldn't believe it had nothing to do with the ladyboy, but he didn't say that.

"The analysis of ruthlessness makes sense." Mirage Jue frowned after finishing speaking, "But why do I always feel like I'm venting?"

"Forget it, just do what you want, the boss's mind is not easy to guess." Phantom said ruthlessly.

So the four of them accompanied Phantom Killer to brush the level 40 dungeon over and over again until the system issued a service suspension notice.

After that, the four couldn't help but rejoice that when designing the dungeon, there were 5 different versions for each level. Otherwise, they would really not want to live if they kept brushing the same one.

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I don’t know if there are any typos, if there are any, please skip it, thank you!

2016.12.19