Straight men are really the most amazing creatures in the world.
Because their thinking can often exceed your thinking.
At least now, Ling Xiaoxing really doesn't understand how Yunyou twisted his brain circuit to slap his ass? ? ?
Zhang Siqi was dumbfounded, while Dou Qin was frightened out of his wits, for fear that Brother Ling would turn on him and beat him up on the spot.
But fortunately, Brother Ling just twitched uncontrollably at the corners of his mouth, with a wry smile on his face, as if he wasn't annoyed.
Ling Xiaoxing was about to speak, when the elevator came up with a "ding", and there were two or three other people inside, Ling Xiaoxing had no choice but to swallow his words, and dragged the box into the elevator.
The four of them entered the elevator in silence, and it wasn't until they got out of the hotel lobby and got into the nanny car rented by Dou Qin that Ling Xiaoxing said with a complicated expression, "You...why did you hit me all of a sudden?"
"It's nothing, just expressing friendliness," Yunyou hurriedly pulled her back, "Zhang Siqi said that their boys often fight like this, you mean it too, I should be too sensitive last night, so the reaction is so big, sorry."
Ling Xiaoxing was silent for a moment, the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually faded, and he suddenly turned his head to look at the car window on the other side.
The atmosphere in the car froze, and Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi who were sitting in the front seat tacitly climbed up the partition.
No matter how straight Yunyou is, he can still feel that something is wrong now, he slightly turned his body to look at Ling Xiaoxing's face: "...what's wrong?"
Ling Xiaoxing didn't speak, his eyelashes drooped, and the retrograde street scene outside the window was reflected in his eyes.
Yunyou could only see the back of his head and a small piece of fair side face, the tips of his ears were covered by the slightly longer hair tips, Yunyou couldn't see his expression.
"Have you ever been in love?" Ling Xiaoxing asked.
Yun You said without thinking, "Of course."
Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi in the front row immediately pricked up their ears.
"...No." Yunyou admitted very unwillingly that he was a virgin no matter in his previous life or in this life.
"That's no wonder." Ling Xiaoxing chuckled with a little bitterness.
"Then you talked about it?" Unconvinced, Yunyou asked.
"No." Ling Xiaoxing replied simply.
Yun You immediately regained his balance: "Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"
"I just think it's very rare for someone like you to die without enlightenment." Ling Xiaoxing snarled him rarely.
Ling Xiaoxing's venomous tongue skills are always full, especially for strangers, Yunyou is so familiar with him, Ling Xiaoxing has never talked to him like this before.
"What's the matter with you?" Yun You frowned, "Why does it look like you ate urchin?"
"Slapping your butt last night was indeed not intentional," Ling Xiaoxing said, "but I definitely don't have that kind of pure mentality."
Yunyou: "?"
Yun You: "What are you talking about? What pure state of mind?"
But Ling Xiaoxing stopped talking, and stopped talking after finishing speaking. No matter what Yunyou asked again, the response was indifferent.
Yunyou's brows were tightened even more, just now he relieved himself of Ling Xiaoxing's slap against him last night, now he is upset again, he simply turned his head to face the car window on the other side Don't go to Lingxiao Xing.
The two people in the back seat were silent, and the two people in the front seat didn't even dare to breathe, and drove all the way to the high-speed rail station without saying a word.
Yunyou was going back to the set, and Ling Xiaoxing was going back to Yanjing to make an announcement. Dou Qin left Yunyou and Zhang Siqi at the high-speed rail station, and then continued to drive to the airport.
Before breaking up, Zhang Siqi unloaded his luggage in the trunk, and Yun You stood in front of Ling Xiaoxing.
The two stood facing each other, both wearing hats, sunglasses and masks, like two underground parties meeting in the bustling crowd.
Some of the passengers who came and went turned their eyes on them, and silently separated a circle with a radius of three meters from them.
Yunyou put his hands in his pockets, but he was a little speechless.
He intuitively felt that something was wrong with their current relationship, but he really couldn't find out what was wrong.
He was able to finish high school while working while his parents died. Because of his musical talent and excellent grades in cultural subjects, Yunyou won a full scholarship from New York University. After finishing the musical script course, he went to the Juilliard School of Music Postgraduate studies have added a dazzling touch to his resume.
He is good at dealing with those cold grades and notes, but lacks the experience of getting along with people.
As long as you master the fixed formula theorem and chord mode, you can change it as you like.But people are different, people are such complex creatures, each person is different from each other, you may not be able to handle the next person if you can handle it.
So he is confused.
He decided to ask directly instead of thinking about the answer alone.
"Did I do something wrong?" Yunyou asked Ling Xiaoxing straightforwardly.
"You did nothing wrong." Ling Xiaoxing said.
"Then why are you doing this to me?" Yunyou felt that his tone might be a bit resentful after speaking, so he added a lively ending sound to adjust the atmosphere, "What?"
Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi, who were standing guard next to them, couldn't hold back their laughter, but Ling Xiaoxing didn't respond.
"It's not your fault," Ling Xiaoxing said, "It's my fault."
Yun You asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's all wrong," Ling Xiaoxing turned his head slightly, Yunyou couldn't see his eyes behind the sunglasses, but he felt that he was avoiding Yunyou's eyes.
"It was wrong from the beginning." After Ling Xiaoxing finished speaking, he turned around and returned to the car first, and closed the door with a "bang".
Embarrassed by this sudden situation, Dou Qin hurriedly waved his hands twice and ran to the driver's seat.
Yun You, who had stood there for two seconds, suddenly came to his senses. He rushed up in two or three steps, knocking on the rear window of the car.
The rear seat window slowly fell, revealing Ling Xiaoxing's face with his mask and sunglasses off, Yunyou asked anxiously: "You don't mean to break up with me, do you!?"
Ling Xiaoxing smiled helplessly, "What are you thinking, how could it be."
"Then what do you mean by what you just said?" Yunyou's brows frowned even tighter.
Ling Xiaoxing sighed: "I'm just a little tired and want to take a break."
"We are still friends, right? The kind of good buddies." Yun You asked anxiously.
"Of course." Ling Xiaoxing looked at him deeply, "As long as you think about it, we will be friends for life."
It was obviously normal, but Yunyou felt awkward no matter how he heard it. The word "friend" was extremely harsh in his ears, and his heart seemed to be squeezed by a hand, as if he was about to squeeze the heart out of water. Yunyou felt that he Breathing is inexplicably difficult.
"Safe trip." Ling Xiaoxing waved to him.
Yunyou's hand grasping the car window fell weakly, he took two steps back and said in a low voice, "You too."
The car window was raised, Dou Qin started the car, and the nanny car slowly drove out of Yunyou's field of vision.
Dou Qin heard their conversation clearly just now, and he asked worriedly: "Brother Ling...are you planning to give up?"
"It's impossible to just give up." Ling Xiaoxing let out a deep breath, pinching his brows wearily and said, "I'll try to make myself give up."
"You really want to give up?" Dou Qin regretted.
"You've seen it too," Ling Xiaoxing smiled wryly, "He's really a straight man, the kind who can't be bent no matter how hard he breaks, it used to be like this, it's like this now, and it will only be like this in the future. Give up early, let him go and let me go."
Dou Qin didn't agree with it, as for your gentle and gentle methods, your hints were all euphemistic and euphemistic, and Yunyou didn't even notice your thoughts at all, so can you still call it "Break the bend"?
Dou Qin felt that it was a pity to give up: "Brother, you have been chasing him for so many years, and finally caught someone, so let him go? Besides, Brother Yunyou is straight emotionally, but that doesn't mean he can't bend. !"
Ling Xiaoxing raised one eyebrow lazily: "Huh?"
"He's never had a girlfriend, has he?" Dou Qin glanced secretly at Ling Xiaoxing in the rear seat while steering the steering wheel, "There are two possibilities. Straight, but don’t want to date, and there’s another one who hasn’t found out that he’s crooked, but just instinctively doesn’t want to meet girls.”
Ling Xiaoxing lowered his raised eyebrows, "So what?"
"How? Keep working hard! The Long March is halfway through, and you just quit. It's too boring to give up halfway."
At first Dou Qin kept it quiet, but when he saw that his boss had been silent with drooping eyebrows, he suddenly gained momentum, and said in a small mouth: "You haven't made it clear, Yunyou hasn't refused yet, Are you going to lose? Comrade Ling, your revolutionary belief is very unstable! How did you take down Comrade Yunyou like this?"
"What if it becomes clear that you don't even have to be friends?" Ling Xiaoxing asked lazily.
"It's better than you are now unilaterally broken in love, and Ren Yunyou still looks confused and doesn't know what you are doing!" Dou Qin waved his hand and pointed Jiang Shandao, "If you want me to tell you, just go and talk to me directly. Yunyou said, I just want to fall in love with you, and I want to be greedy for you... Cough!" After receiving Ling Xiaoxing's slap in the face, Dou Qin immediately coughed to cover it up, "Anyway, you just ask! You like this Appearance, such conditions, go to confession, let alone a little girl, a straight man can be bent by you!"
Ling Xiaoxing was puzzled: "Where is a straight man bent by me?"
"Me!" Dou Qin patted his chest and winked, "As long as you chase me, I will immediately agree! Of course, my name must be written on the real estate certificate."
"Fuck you, let's dream." Ling Xiaoxing finally smiled and cursed.
Seeing that the air pressure in Ling Xiaoxing is not so low, Dou Qin put down his mind slightly, and continued to be persuasive, "In short, I really think it's a pity for you to give up like this. Brother Ling, you should think about it again."
The smile on the corner of Ling Xiaoxing's mouth faded, he turned his head and looked out the window, showing a beautiful and neat side neck line, his eyes reflected the rapidly receding street scene.
Dou Qin stared at Ling Xiaoxing from the rearview mirror.
"Let me calm down for a few days." Ling Xiaoxing whispered, almost muttering to himself, "I need to calm down."
He needs to re-examine this relationship.
******
On the other side, Yun You was also frowning.
He sat in the waiting room, took the coffee Zhang Siqi handed him, and took a sip without thinking.
Zhang Siqi asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you thinking?"
"I was thinking about what Ling Xiaoxing said," Yunyou stretched out his hand to press his temple, frowned, and recalled, "He said that he didn't hit me on purpose, but he definitely didn't have that kind of pure mentality. Simple mentality... what does pure mentality refer to?"
Zhang Siqi saw how hard he was thinking, so he said: "If you can't think of it, don't think about it... Brother, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"
Suddenly, Yunyou put down his hand on his temple.
He murmured, "I see."
Zhang Siqi couldn't help complaining: "You know again?"
Zhang Siqi has given up any hope for his enlightenment, and every time he "knows", it must be the kind of knowing that is tens of thousands of miles away from the topic.
He decided to buy some snacks for Yunyou from the high-speed rail, otherwise he would have hypoglycemia without breakfast.
"Before Ling Xiaoxing said this, I said, 'Boys spanking each other like this is just for fun, and Ling Xiaoxing must have the same idea', and Ling Xiaoxing replied in the next sentence, 'It's not this simple The state of mind' can be obtained from the context, what Ling Xiaoxing refers to is the simplicity of this kind of brotherhood." Yunyou's mind turned quickly, "So, to get rid of this kind of brotherhood, his mentality is..."
Zhang Siqi couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Could it be that Yunyou really got the hang of it?
Brother Ling's spring is finally coming? ?
Seeing Yunyou smashing his fist into the palm of his hand vigorously, he suddenly realized and said to Zhang Siqi: "He's greedy for me!"
Zhang Siqi: "...?"
Although it has the same meaning, why is it so strange when you say it? ?
Because their thinking can often exceed your thinking.
At least now, Ling Xiaoxing really doesn't understand how Yunyou twisted his brain circuit to slap his ass? ? ?
Zhang Siqi was dumbfounded, while Dou Qin was frightened out of his wits, for fear that Brother Ling would turn on him and beat him up on the spot.
But fortunately, Brother Ling just twitched uncontrollably at the corners of his mouth, with a wry smile on his face, as if he wasn't annoyed.
Ling Xiaoxing was about to speak, when the elevator came up with a "ding", and there were two or three other people inside, Ling Xiaoxing had no choice but to swallow his words, and dragged the box into the elevator.
The four of them entered the elevator in silence, and it wasn't until they got out of the hotel lobby and got into the nanny car rented by Dou Qin that Ling Xiaoxing said with a complicated expression, "You...why did you hit me all of a sudden?"
"It's nothing, just expressing friendliness," Yunyou hurriedly pulled her back, "Zhang Siqi said that their boys often fight like this, you mean it too, I should be too sensitive last night, so the reaction is so big, sorry."
Ling Xiaoxing was silent for a moment, the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually faded, and he suddenly turned his head to look at the car window on the other side.
The atmosphere in the car froze, and Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi who were sitting in the front seat tacitly climbed up the partition.
No matter how straight Yunyou is, he can still feel that something is wrong now, he slightly turned his body to look at Ling Xiaoxing's face: "...what's wrong?"
Ling Xiaoxing didn't speak, his eyelashes drooped, and the retrograde street scene outside the window was reflected in his eyes.
Yunyou could only see the back of his head and a small piece of fair side face, the tips of his ears were covered by the slightly longer hair tips, Yunyou couldn't see his expression.
"Have you ever been in love?" Ling Xiaoxing asked.
Yun You said without thinking, "Of course."
Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi in the front row immediately pricked up their ears.
"...No." Yunyou admitted very unwillingly that he was a virgin no matter in his previous life or in this life.
"That's no wonder." Ling Xiaoxing chuckled with a little bitterness.
"Then you talked about it?" Unconvinced, Yunyou asked.
"No." Ling Xiaoxing replied simply.
Yun You immediately regained his balance: "Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"
"I just think it's very rare for someone like you to die without enlightenment." Ling Xiaoxing snarled him rarely.
Ling Xiaoxing's venomous tongue skills are always full, especially for strangers, Yunyou is so familiar with him, Ling Xiaoxing has never talked to him like this before.
"What's the matter with you?" Yun You frowned, "Why does it look like you ate urchin?"
"Slapping your butt last night was indeed not intentional," Ling Xiaoxing said, "but I definitely don't have that kind of pure mentality."
Yunyou: "?"
Yun You: "What are you talking about? What pure state of mind?"
But Ling Xiaoxing stopped talking, and stopped talking after finishing speaking. No matter what Yunyou asked again, the response was indifferent.
Yunyou's brows were tightened even more, just now he relieved himself of Ling Xiaoxing's slap against him last night, now he is upset again, he simply turned his head to face the car window on the other side Don't go to Lingxiao Xing.
The two people in the back seat were silent, and the two people in the front seat didn't even dare to breathe, and drove all the way to the high-speed rail station without saying a word.
Yunyou was going back to the set, and Ling Xiaoxing was going back to Yanjing to make an announcement. Dou Qin left Yunyou and Zhang Siqi at the high-speed rail station, and then continued to drive to the airport.
Before breaking up, Zhang Siqi unloaded his luggage in the trunk, and Yun You stood in front of Ling Xiaoxing.
The two stood facing each other, both wearing hats, sunglasses and masks, like two underground parties meeting in the bustling crowd.
Some of the passengers who came and went turned their eyes on them, and silently separated a circle with a radius of three meters from them.
Yunyou put his hands in his pockets, but he was a little speechless.
He intuitively felt that something was wrong with their current relationship, but he really couldn't find out what was wrong.
He was able to finish high school while working while his parents died. Because of his musical talent and excellent grades in cultural subjects, Yunyou won a full scholarship from New York University. After finishing the musical script course, he went to the Juilliard School of Music Postgraduate studies have added a dazzling touch to his resume.
He is good at dealing with those cold grades and notes, but lacks the experience of getting along with people.
As long as you master the fixed formula theorem and chord mode, you can change it as you like.But people are different, people are such complex creatures, each person is different from each other, you may not be able to handle the next person if you can handle it.
So he is confused.
He decided to ask directly instead of thinking about the answer alone.
"Did I do something wrong?" Yunyou asked Ling Xiaoxing straightforwardly.
"You did nothing wrong." Ling Xiaoxing said.
"Then why are you doing this to me?" Yunyou felt that his tone might be a bit resentful after speaking, so he added a lively ending sound to adjust the atmosphere, "What?"
Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi, who were standing guard next to them, couldn't hold back their laughter, but Ling Xiaoxing didn't respond.
"It's not your fault," Ling Xiaoxing said, "It's my fault."
Yun You asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's all wrong," Ling Xiaoxing turned his head slightly, Yunyou couldn't see his eyes behind the sunglasses, but he felt that he was avoiding Yunyou's eyes.
"It was wrong from the beginning." After Ling Xiaoxing finished speaking, he turned around and returned to the car first, and closed the door with a "bang".
Embarrassed by this sudden situation, Dou Qin hurriedly waved his hands twice and ran to the driver's seat.
Yun You, who had stood there for two seconds, suddenly came to his senses. He rushed up in two or three steps, knocking on the rear window of the car.
The rear seat window slowly fell, revealing Ling Xiaoxing's face with his mask and sunglasses off, Yunyou asked anxiously: "You don't mean to break up with me, do you!?"
Ling Xiaoxing smiled helplessly, "What are you thinking, how could it be."
"Then what do you mean by what you just said?" Yunyou's brows frowned even tighter.
Ling Xiaoxing sighed: "I'm just a little tired and want to take a break."
"We are still friends, right? The kind of good buddies." Yun You asked anxiously.
"Of course." Ling Xiaoxing looked at him deeply, "As long as you think about it, we will be friends for life."
It was obviously normal, but Yunyou felt awkward no matter how he heard it. The word "friend" was extremely harsh in his ears, and his heart seemed to be squeezed by a hand, as if he was about to squeeze the heart out of water. Yunyou felt that he Breathing is inexplicably difficult.
"Safe trip." Ling Xiaoxing waved to him.
Yunyou's hand grasping the car window fell weakly, he took two steps back and said in a low voice, "You too."
The car window was raised, Dou Qin started the car, and the nanny car slowly drove out of Yunyou's field of vision.
Dou Qin heard their conversation clearly just now, and he asked worriedly: "Brother Ling...are you planning to give up?"
"It's impossible to just give up." Ling Xiaoxing let out a deep breath, pinching his brows wearily and said, "I'll try to make myself give up."
"You really want to give up?" Dou Qin regretted.
"You've seen it too," Ling Xiaoxing smiled wryly, "He's really a straight man, the kind who can't be bent no matter how hard he breaks, it used to be like this, it's like this now, and it will only be like this in the future. Give up early, let him go and let me go."
Dou Qin didn't agree with it, as for your gentle and gentle methods, your hints were all euphemistic and euphemistic, and Yunyou didn't even notice your thoughts at all, so can you still call it "Break the bend"?
Dou Qin felt that it was a pity to give up: "Brother, you have been chasing him for so many years, and finally caught someone, so let him go? Besides, Brother Yunyou is straight emotionally, but that doesn't mean he can't bend. !"
Ling Xiaoxing raised one eyebrow lazily: "Huh?"
"He's never had a girlfriend, has he?" Dou Qin glanced secretly at Ling Xiaoxing in the rear seat while steering the steering wheel, "There are two possibilities. Straight, but don’t want to date, and there’s another one who hasn’t found out that he’s crooked, but just instinctively doesn’t want to meet girls.”
Ling Xiaoxing lowered his raised eyebrows, "So what?"
"How? Keep working hard! The Long March is halfway through, and you just quit. It's too boring to give up halfway."
At first Dou Qin kept it quiet, but when he saw that his boss had been silent with drooping eyebrows, he suddenly gained momentum, and said in a small mouth: "You haven't made it clear, Yunyou hasn't refused yet, Are you going to lose? Comrade Ling, your revolutionary belief is very unstable! How did you take down Comrade Yunyou like this?"
"What if it becomes clear that you don't even have to be friends?" Ling Xiaoxing asked lazily.
"It's better than you are now unilaterally broken in love, and Ren Yunyou still looks confused and doesn't know what you are doing!" Dou Qin waved his hand and pointed Jiang Shandao, "If you want me to tell you, just go and talk to me directly. Yunyou said, I just want to fall in love with you, and I want to be greedy for you... Cough!" After receiving Ling Xiaoxing's slap in the face, Dou Qin immediately coughed to cover it up, "Anyway, you just ask! You like this Appearance, such conditions, go to confession, let alone a little girl, a straight man can be bent by you!"
Ling Xiaoxing was puzzled: "Where is a straight man bent by me?"
"Me!" Dou Qin patted his chest and winked, "As long as you chase me, I will immediately agree! Of course, my name must be written on the real estate certificate."
"Fuck you, let's dream." Ling Xiaoxing finally smiled and cursed.
Seeing that the air pressure in Ling Xiaoxing is not so low, Dou Qin put down his mind slightly, and continued to be persuasive, "In short, I really think it's a pity for you to give up like this. Brother Ling, you should think about it again."
The smile on the corner of Ling Xiaoxing's mouth faded, he turned his head and looked out the window, showing a beautiful and neat side neck line, his eyes reflected the rapidly receding street scene.
Dou Qin stared at Ling Xiaoxing from the rearview mirror.
"Let me calm down for a few days." Ling Xiaoxing whispered, almost muttering to himself, "I need to calm down."
He needs to re-examine this relationship.
******
On the other side, Yun You was also frowning.
He sat in the waiting room, took the coffee Zhang Siqi handed him, and took a sip without thinking.
Zhang Siqi asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you thinking?"
"I was thinking about what Ling Xiaoxing said," Yunyou stretched out his hand to press his temple, frowned, and recalled, "He said that he didn't hit me on purpose, but he definitely didn't have that kind of pure mentality. Simple mentality... what does pure mentality refer to?"
Zhang Siqi saw how hard he was thinking, so he said: "If you can't think of it, don't think about it... Brother, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"
Suddenly, Yunyou put down his hand on his temple.
He murmured, "I see."
Zhang Siqi couldn't help complaining: "You know again?"
Zhang Siqi has given up any hope for his enlightenment, and every time he "knows", it must be the kind of knowing that is tens of thousands of miles away from the topic.
He decided to buy some snacks for Yunyou from the high-speed rail, otherwise he would have hypoglycemia without breakfast.
"Before Ling Xiaoxing said this, I said, 'Boys spanking each other like this is just for fun, and Ling Xiaoxing must have the same idea', and Ling Xiaoxing replied in the next sentence, 'It's not this simple The state of mind' can be obtained from the context, what Ling Xiaoxing refers to is the simplicity of this kind of brotherhood." Yunyou's mind turned quickly, "So, to get rid of this kind of brotherhood, his mentality is..."
Zhang Siqi couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Could it be that Yunyou really got the hang of it?
Brother Ling's spring is finally coming? ?
Seeing Yunyou smashing his fist into the palm of his hand vigorously, he suddenly realized and said to Zhang Siqi: "He's greedy for me!"
Zhang Siqi: "...?"
Although it has the same meaning, why is it so strange when you say it? ?
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