Cannon fodder is always forced to become a group favorite

The live broadcast has only been going on for half an hour, and the tag of #云游陶宫行直播# has already been on the hot search, and it also carries various other strange tags, such as #云游学得得用的好孩子#, #直播What kind of experience is it for men to put on lipstick on each other#, #满欧呵Whatmeaning#, #云游改博真实#, #陵晓行实几多少# and so on.

【Tomorrow, I will definitely not googoo: Why are they both on the hot search again, all kinds of celebrities all day long, so annoying】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the sisters on the ball opened the video and watched the video and laughed. These two unlucky things are very strange and different from other traffic stars! ! 】

[The notebook is so hot it’s going to blow up: Holy crap hahahahaha pure passers-by, why are these two gay? Hahahaha, I’ve never been a star chaser before, I didn’t expect to fall straight into the pit after seeing this video, it’s so shaky! ! 】

[flymetothemoon: When I entered Xiaoyaoyou Chaochao, I was like a landowner who suddenly owned hundreds of granaries. I knocked down more than a dozen pairs of CPs and never saw such a food at home. , slowly shocked...]

[Burst Chronicle: Sisters don't say anything, the newly appointed girl on a free and easy tour, went to the live broadcast! ! ! 】

The soaring number of popular searches has added a lot of firewood to the live broadcast, and the number of people has ushered in a surge. In just half an hour, all the red lip products on the online shopping platform are sold out, not only the same lipstick of the star, but even the same price. The full set of make-up worth [-] yuan was sold out in one go, and the netizens who didn't get it when they arrived late complained a lot.

The brand side was overjoyed when they heard the news, and immediately threw out new promotions.

The host received a new hand card and said in surprise: "Oh my God, all our event products are sold out!!!"

Yunyou opened his mouth slightly, in a round o-shape, and clapped his hands slightly.

Seeing his small appearance, Ling Xiaoxing immediately wanted to laugh, and he stopped laughing only after he pressed his fist to his lips.

"In order to give back to the fans and friends, our brand father decided to draw a few more sets of prizes!" The host excitedly said, "So the second lottery draw is not the original set, but five sets! There are five lucky viewers , let us applaud Dianjiang Lips!"

Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing slapped each other face-saving.

"Okay, let's go back to our live broadcast." The host glanced at the card in his hand, cue Ling Xiao went through the next process, "Ling Ling, do you usually put on makeup?"

Unexpectedly, Ling Xiaoxing seemed to have forgotten to answer the question, and said directly: "No, trouble."

The host choked on his straightforwardness.

Yunyou made a rescue and said, "Brother Ling really doesn't do much makeup, he's lazy."

The host laughed twice, and then asked Yunyou: "Then, can Yunbao know how to put on makeup?"

He deliberately bit down the words "know how to make up", and gestured to the liquid foundation on the table with his eyes.

Before Yunyou could reply, Ling Xiaoxing interjected, "He doesn't melt either."

The host asked in embarrassment, "Why doesn't Rainbow Dash transform?"

Ling Xiaoxing took it for granted, "He is naturally beautiful."

host:"……???"

"Wait, natural beauty is used to describe girls," Yun You, who originally wanted to pick up the stalk, was led astray, and he and Ling Xiaoxing broke up with the idiom.

The host said weakly: "That..."

"Anyway, you are naturally good-looking, so you don't need makeup." Ling Xiaoxing said.

The host summoned up his courage: "We..."

"It's okay," Yunyou said modestly, "Brother Ling is also very handsome."

The host couldn't take it anymore: "Two!"

The host's suddenly raised voice finally attracted the attention of the two of them.Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing turned their heads in surprise.

The host immediately changed into a good-natured, good-natured person again, he laughed and said, "I don't usually wear make-up, so don't you need make-up for filming magazines and movies?"

Ling Xiaoxing restrained himself, coughed, glanced at the desk, and took the initiative to answer: "Yeah, especially my face has a lot of blemishes, acne, dark circles and so on. At this time, a bottle of concealing power er, liquid foundation is especially useful."

"That's right, Ling Ge is usually sloppy, and he doesn't like to tidy himself up." Yun You said cooperatively, "Drink the lip liquid foundation, it's very easy to use."

The fans almost burst out laughing seeing them talking nonsense and not drafting.

[Don't bully me, I haven't watched Star-Making, your skin is so good that you wake up in the morning without makeup, and you can be photographed immediately! ! ! 】

[Which staff member wrote this script, hahahahaha, it's outrageous! ! 】

[Since the start of the live broadcast, the longest sentence 00 said was too embarrassing to the sponsor]

【Gold Master: Thank you for being so perfunctory:)】

[Please go back ten seconds and recall how you blow each other's rainbow farts]

Seeing that the two finally cooperated to bring the goods, the host did not feel comforted, but felt a strong sense of perfunctory.

The kind of perfunctory teasing him like a fool.

The host tiredly introduced the base makeup products with a little crimson lips.

The two people next to each other listened carefully for a while, and then couldn't help but chatted like a class break: "So it's called liquid foundation, have you ever used liquid foundation?"

"I've used it, but I don't use it often. I think it's the same as..." Ling Xiaoxing said, looking at the lens, covering his own microphone, and making a lip-synch.

Yunyou was taken aback when he heard this, and then he couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.

[Urgently looking for a sister who can speak lips! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[I think what 00 said should be "like pasting a wall". He said it too fast, so he may not be able to read it accurately orz]

[The sisters in front have a lip language level ten!so smart! 】

[It seems that it is really "like a wall"...]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xtms, it’s like pasting a wall, what kind of metaphor is this hahahahahaha】

[Benefit Master: If it weren't for your ability to bring goods, who the hell would want to ask you two unlucky bastards to speak for you?]

The staff next to them couldn't help finding a small whiteboard, wrote them the four characters "Don't chat" and held it up high.

Yunyou and Lingxiaoxing caught sight of it, stopped talking, and listened intently to the host's introduction of the product.

"This six-color eyeshadow palette, which is full of spring, is also very beautiful. The earthy color system can hold up no matter whether you are commuting or attending important occasions." The host picked up an eyeshadow palette, and he was fluent Introduce it.

Yunyou supported the sofa with his hands, turned his head slightly, and glanced curiously.

【Cat Probe.jpg】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh baby Yunyou is so cute, let mom kiss you! ! ! ! 】

[In front, don't be overwhelmed by maternal love, we are not mother fans, but aunt fans [doge]]

[Group to steal Rainbow Dash (1/10086)]

[Group to steal Rainbow Dash (2/10086)]

……

[Group to steal Rainbow Dash (10086/10086)]

The host noticed Yun You's eyes, and quickly asked, "Want to see it?"

Yun You said: "Just take a look."

"Is there any color you particularly like?" The host showed him the eyeshadow palette.

Yunyou glanced and shook his head.

"No? What color do you like?" the host asked.

Yunyou was about to say blue, but from the corner of the eye he caught a glimpse of Ling Xiaoxing who was staring at him intently. Suddenly, he thought of something, and abruptly changed his words: "...pink."

The host was stunned: "Pink???"

Ling Xiaoxing, who was next to him, had an old god who said "I knew it a long time ago".

"Well, pink," the straight man went against his instincts to complete the lie he told himself a few weeks ago, "it's just a pretty color!"

"Yes, I gave him something pink, and he likes it very much." Ling Xiaoxing couldn't help but said, with unconcealable pride in his eyes.

"Pink is okay, we straight men all like it." Yun You added.

[At first, I thought Yunyou was just a gay straight man, but now... I'm sorry, I give in]

[The getaway is real!it is true! !Even after I die, my ashes are scattered in mid-air, and I still have to fall to the ground and spell out the six words "Getaway is real"! 】

[Ah ah ah ah ah I'm gone I'm gone You two hurry up and get married in place! !I want to see the color of Frost Yehong dyed with Zhu Yangai! ! ! 】

【I'm a straight man, I solemnly declare that I don't like pink! ! 】

"Oh, that's it, hehe..." The straight male host had a messy face and refused, expressing that he really didn't want to take the blame of "straight men like pink".Quickly turn over the table and enter the next process.

"After another half an hour, we will have a wish list game and a second round of lucky draw," the host cleared his throat from the dog food, and beckoned to the staff to bring up a small board .

There are ten wish lists on the small board, but they are all pasted up with stickers, and only the question number can be seen.

The host continued, "These ten items are the top ten things we hope Lingling and Yunbao will do most collected by our staff. You can type the question number in the bullet screen and take a screenshot in three seconds. The first fan What is the question number sent by the friend, we will tear which one, draw five lucky viewers, and at the same time give away the suit, fulfill everyone's wish on the spot, how about it!?"

Yunyou thought he still wanted them to take screenshots, and was about to take over the phone, but the host cruelly ignored his hand, pointed the screen at the camera, and took screenshots himself.

There is no other reason, he wants to defend his remaining dignity as a single dog.

Refuse dog food, start from me!

【Come, come, come!Choose me, 1111! ! 】

[Choose 2 and choose 2! 】

【Hahahahaha Rainbow Dash's pitiful little expression】

[Give him the phone!give him! !Show the cat to see the phone too! ! ! 】

"Three, two, one... OK."

With a sound of "click", the host completed the screen capture. First, he nervously looked at this fan to see if he had some strange name. After seeing it, he was relieved and said: "This one is called 'Hissing Screaming Chicken' Friends, I chose wish No. 1, let us reveal, what is the first wish?"

Yunyou tore off the sticker on the question board, and read: "Please Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing pose for a photo of brotherhood filled with socialist core values... It's so long, brotherhood photo pose, what does it mean?" He Can't help but complain.

The host was not sure: "It should be...the meaning of standing together to take a photo?"

"Simple," Yunyou stood up and pulled Ling Xiaoxing, "Brother Ling, come."

"How?" Ling Xiaoxing asked.

"You put your arms around my shoulders," Yunyou directed, "yes, then you stretch out your hands, look at the camera, and smile."

[What, put your arms around your shoulders, so close! 】

[Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! ! 】

[I have chicken coops and crazy screenshot hands ready! ! ! 】

In the scene where the camera deliberately switched to a close-up, the two handsome men put their arms around their shoulders, thumbs up firmly, facing the camera, showing a standard smile with eight teeth.

There is a touch of sand sculpture in the handsomeness, and a touch of elegance in the sand sculpture, full of the image quality of posters in the 60s and [-]s of the last century.

All fans: [? ? ? 】

【Thank you, completely withered :)】