Fumiya Dazai
Chapter 71
Facts have proved that his time travel was not an accident at all.
Some people calculated that even if it was their own biological son, they would not let it go.
"But I'm also here to protect you?" Osamu Dazai said sincerely, trying to make the troubled son understand the embarrassment of his old father.
However, you are just using me as bait.
After hearing the truth of the matter, Fumiya Dazai had just such a thought in his mind.
To put it simply, there is an "old friend" that my father is very familiar with, who is here to make trouble again.
Mr. Mouse didn't know where he got the news, saying that the book in his father's hand was a "book" that could fulfill people's wishes, so he decided to go to Yokohama to do things.
Whether it is true or not Dazai Fumiya is still unclear, but this kind of major event related to Yokohama is obviously not something that Dazai Fumiya, a student party who has not even grown up, can know.Up to now, Ryunosuke is not clear about the inside story, and Fumiya Dazai has to put a question mark on it.
In short, in order to divert Fyodor's attention, Osamu Dazai decisively used his son's supernatural powers, and asked Fumiya Dazai to travel through time and space with the "book" coveted by Fyodor. Come back when it's safe.
It sounds really fatherly (^_^)
If the "book" is real.
Facts have proved that the "book" that Osamu Dazai gave to Fumiya Dazai was just a cover, and he himself admitted that the "Complete Sex" he gave to Fumiya Dazai was just a copy, and it was not at all that he had been holding it in his hand all the time. Dazai Fumiya didn't even need to give it back to him.
"Why would I be willing to give you my own favorite book?" Dazai Osamu said in a natural tone, "And, if you really give it to me, Fumiya, you definitely don't plan to return it to me, right?"
Fumiya Dazai, who had indeed thought this way, was powerless to refute it.
I have to say that the two of them deserve to be father and son, although Fumi Dazai can't reach Dazai Osamu's kind of matryoshka game where he can play with anyone casually like "I predicted you predicted my prediction" , but you can indeed rely on your understanding of your father to play a few rounds of the "I predicted you predicted my prediction" game with your father.
Wu Jingzai obviously suffered from not knowing Dazai Fumiya, and if he was replaced by a married Zai, he might make Dazai Fumiya feel a wave of self-eating consequences on the spot.
"Anyway, I'm done with work, so I'll come and pick you up~" Dazai Osamu looked as expected, "With your progress, it will take a year or so before you go back, and you won't be able to get back there at that time." kill me."
So are you afraid of domestic violence, or do you want to skip work here?Fumi Dazai also complained silently in his heart, but he didn't intend to interrupt Osamu Dazai's nagging: After all, this is one of the rare moments when Osamu Dazai would say that he was very worried in front of the person involved!Worth remembering!
"So you are planning to..." Dazai Wen can also guess what Dazai is going to do next. After all, there is no work here that Dazai needs to complete. Next, he will probably carry out the so-called "" A natural skipping activity" right?
"Of course this is to meet everyone in this world and then..." Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically, "Travel at public expense!"
Hmm, why does this sponsored tour sound so familiar?Fumiya Dazai thought about the one-month public travel with Ryunosuke because of the work of the Armed Detective Agency.
"But don't worry about it, let's go meet the people in this world first!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, as if he had already imagined that after seeing the different people in this world, he wanted to give them something What an impressive game?
"Put away those bad thoughts of yours, don't think about changing the world and messing around." Zhong Yuan also pressed the brim of his hat.
Even though he said that, he knew that he had no way to dispel Dazai Osamu's desire to do things, so he could only give him some warnings, "This is not our world after all, please restrain me a bit."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, everyone must be reluctant to blame me~"
No, we are not reluctant to blame you now, but we just have no choice.
Dazai Wen also doubted more than once, his father didn't have any comprehension about what he did.
-----
Armed Detective Agency.
The previous terrorist attack made the Armed Detective Agency dilapidated, and Dazai Fumiya said that he just cleaned up the glass shards and put the undamaged items back in their original places.
Now there is no glass window, and there is a hole exposed. Fortunately, Yokohama is a city near the sea, so it will not be so cold in broad daylight.However, that might not be the case at night, I just hope that everyone in the Armed Detective Agency can fix it before night falls.
"I'm back." Dazai Wen also said a little weakly, thinking of what kind of nuclear bomb he brought back for the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai Fumi felt a little bit uneasy.
"Hi, hello everyone~" Dazai Osamu didn't care about the entanglement in Dazai Fumiya's heart, he rushed up directly, and pushed away the innocent Dazai Fumiya by the way, but fortunately, Ryunosuke behind him was very smooth.
"... Dazai?" Kunikida Doppo looked up and saw Dazai at the door, then at Dazai who was sitting in his seat and Nakahara Chuya beside him, and when he turned around, he found another person behind Dazai at the door. In the Central Plains.
Why are there two Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara?No, look closely, they are not without differences.
Kunikida can clearly see that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara standing at the door are obviously more mature than Dazai and Nakahara in the Armed Detective Agency?Or older?In short, Kunikida Doppo can clearly see the traces of time on them.
So what's the situation now, and what's going on with these two Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Naka who are obviously a round or two older than them?
Not to mention Kunikida Doppo, even Dazai, Chuya, and other members of the Armed Detective Agency were a little at a loss by the sudden appearance of these two people.
"Two Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Nakahara...Mr. Nakaya?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was packing up the documents, was also stunned when he saw this scene. Didn't Wen also say that he was going to check if his luggage was damaged?Why did you bring back a Mr. Dazai and another Mr. Chuya?
"Sorry to bother you." Zhong Yuanzhong also politely took off his hat and bowed to everyone. Obviously, he was giving a warning in advance for the next interruption and the trouble his lover would bring to them—by the way Sorry, I just don't know if they can see it.
Members of the Armed Detective Agency: "..."
Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency is obviously still unwell, but he still looks at the weak and innocent Dazai Fumiya with great interest: "Funya, don't you plan to introduce me?"
"There's nothing to introduce here, right?" Dazai Wen also raised his head, knowing that he brought the person here, and he is still responsible, "It's just like what you saw."
"This is my father, Osamu Dazai."
Osamu Dazai raised his hand and waved to everyone in a good mood: "Ah, hello everyone~ I will trouble you next time."
"This is my father, Nakahara Chuya."
Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed his hat, nodded reservedly, and didn't mean to say much.
Dazai Wen also finally concluded: "Just like what you saw, they came here for some reason! I really don't know!"
In case everyone didn't believe it, Fumiya Dazai also defended himself.
"It is said that they came to pick me up and Ryunosuke went back." Although Fumura Dazai didn't believe this, after all, he really didn't think Osamu Dazai was such a kind person.
"I'm afraid this is some kind of hell on earth?" Because of Dazai's reason, Zhong Zhong, who has been taking care of Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency for the past few days, only feels a headache.
One Osamu Dazai would definitely have enough to make him tired, why would there be another one now?Although it seems that there is another one who helps to take care of it.
However, even so, it cannot be denied that the two Dazai rulers are equal to hell, a reality that has been established (Chuya) incomparably.
"Oh, didn't you think that Chuya in this world is also a dwarf?" Osamu Dazai began to show his presence in front of Chuya in this world without hesitation. No, he shouldn't say anything without hesitation. Has it become a habit of Osamu Dazai?
Seeing Zhong Yuanzhong, I couldn't help but want to provoke a few words, seeing how his hair exploded.Even after being with Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai couldn't get rid of this bad habit.
After all, this is the love between husband and wife, isn't it good?
Fumiya Dazai: "..." What a hardcore fun!
"What's the matter with you mackerel?" Zhongya said angrily, he was almost collapsed by Dazai here, and Zhongya never thought that pregnant women are such a troublesome existence, especially this one It is even more troublesome when the pregnant woman's name is Dazai.
Fortunately, the troubles caused by Osamu Dazai don't need to be solved by Chuya in this world.In fact, after Osamu Dazai finished saying this sentence, Nakahara, who was on the side, kicked him on the back of the head very skillfully.
"Don't think about provoking me all the time, okay?" Nakahara Zhong was also very angry. After all, things like height are almost eternal pain-it has always been 1.6 meters or something.
Because he has obviously passed the growth period now, and now he is saying "I am still in the growth period, I will grow taller in the future", obviously no one will believe it, right?
And after the age of 40, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to grow taller, right?Nakahara Nakahara, who was poked sorely, only felt that Osamu Dazai's skin was itchy again.
"...It really doesn't matter which world Chuya is very violent?" Seeing Nakahara Chuya kicking Osamu Dazai to the ground so skillfully, Dazai couldn't help expressing such emotion.
It hurts...
"Ha, what do you mean by that? If you don't want to die like this, I have nothing to do to beat you." Zhong Yuanzhong said unconvincedly, knowing that some people were beaten not just because of him. The reason for the perpetrator!
Osamu Dazai can really easily stir up the anger of his partner, neither Chuya Nakahara nor Kunikida can escape from this.If Osamu Dazai will change partners in the future, I am afraid that another successor will also be unable to escape, right?
"It's obvious that Chuya has a bad temper!" The two Dazai Osamu said at the same time, and then found that they had unknowingly said the same thing as the other one, and turned their heads away in disgust.
This is definitely the worst thing that happened today, bar none.
Some people calculated that even if it was their own biological son, they would not let it go.
"But I'm also here to protect you?" Osamu Dazai said sincerely, trying to make the troubled son understand the embarrassment of his old father.
However, you are just using me as bait.
After hearing the truth of the matter, Fumiya Dazai had just such a thought in his mind.
To put it simply, there is an "old friend" that my father is very familiar with, who is here to make trouble again.
Mr. Mouse didn't know where he got the news, saying that the book in his father's hand was a "book" that could fulfill people's wishes, so he decided to go to Yokohama to do things.
Whether it is true or not Dazai Fumiya is still unclear, but this kind of major event related to Yokohama is obviously not something that Dazai Fumiya, a student party who has not even grown up, can know.Up to now, Ryunosuke is not clear about the inside story, and Fumiya Dazai has to put a question mark on it.
In short, in order to divert Fyodor's attention, Osamu Dazai decisively used his son's supernatural powers, and asked Fumiya Dazai to travel through time and space with the "book" coveted by Fyodor. Come back when it's safe.
It sounds really fatherly (^_^)
If the "book" is real.
Facts have proved that the "book" that Osamu Dazai gave to Fumiya Dazai was just a cover, and he himself admitted that the "Complete Sex" he gave to Fumiya Dazai was just a copy, and it was not at all that he had been holding it in his hand all the time. Dazai Fumiya didn't even need to give it back to him.
"Why would I be willing to give you my own favorite book?" Dazai Osamu said in a natural tone, "And, if you really give it to me, Fumiya, you definitely don't plan to return it to me, right?"
Fumiya Dazai, who had indeed thought this way, was powerless to refute it.
I have to say that the two of them deserve to be father and son, although Fumi Dazai can't reach Dazai Osamu's kind of matryoshka game where he can play with anyone casually like "I predicted you predicted my prediction" , but you can indeed rely on your understanding of your father to play a few rounds of the "I predicted you predicted my prediction" game with your father.
Wu Jingzai obviously suffered from not knowing Dazai Fumiya, and if he was replaced by a married Zai, he might make Dazai Fumiya feel a wave of self-eating consequences on the spot.
"Anyway, I'm done with work, so I'll come and pick you up~" Dazai Osamu looked as expected, "With your progress, it will take a year or so before you go back, and you won't be able to get back there at that time." kill me."
So are you afraid of domestic violence, or do you want to skip work here?Fumi Dazai also complained silently in his heart, but he didn't intend to interrupt Osamu Dazai's nagging: After all, this is one of the rare moments when Osamu Dazai would say that he was very worried in front of the person involved!Worth remembering!
"So you are planning to..." Dazai Wen can also guess what Dazai is going to do next. After all, there is no work here that Dazai needs to complete. Next, he will probably carry out the so-called "" A natural skipping activity" right?
"Of course this is to meet everyone in this world and then..." Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically, "Travel at public expense!"
Hmm, why does this sponsored tour sound so familiar?Fumiya Dazai thought about the one-month public travel with Ryunosuke because of the work of the Armed Detective Agency.
"But don't worry about it, let's go meet the people in this world first!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, as if he had already imagined that after seeing the different people in this world, he wanted to give them something What an impressive game?
"Put away those bad thoughts of yours, don't think about changing the world and messing around." Zhong Yuan also pressed the brim of his hat.
Even though he said that, he knew that he had no way to dispel Dazai Osamu's desire to do things, so he could only give him some warnings, "This is not our world after all, please restrain me a bit."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, everyone must be reluctant to blame me~"
No, we are not reluctant to blame you now, but we just have no choice.
Dazai Wen also doubted more than once, his father didn't have any comprehension about what he did.
-----
Armed Detective Agency.
The previous terrorist attack made the Armed Detective Agency dilapidated, and Dazai Fumiya said that he just cleaned up the glass shards and put the undamaged items back in their original places.
Now there is no glass window, and there is a hole exposed. Fortunately, Yokohama is a city near the sea, so it will not be so cold in broad daylight.However, that might not be the case at night, I just hope that everyone in the Armed Detective Agency can fix it before night falls.
"I'm back." Dazai Wen also said a little weakly, thinking of what kind of nuclear bomb he brought back for the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai Fumi felt a little bit uneasy.
"Hi, hello everyone~" Dazai Osamu didn't care about the entanglement in Dazai Fumiya's heart, he rushed up directly, and pushed away the innocent Dazai Fumiya by the way, but fortunately, Ryunosuke behind him was very smooth.
"... Dazai?" Kunikida Doppo looked up and saw Dazai at the door, then at Dazai who was sitting in his seat and Nakahara Chuya beside him, and when he turned around, he found another person behind Dazai at the door. In the Central Plains.
Why are there two Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara?No, look closely, they are not without differences.
Kunikida can clearly see that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara standing at the door are obviously more mature than Dazai and Nakahara in the Armed Detective Agency?Or older?In short, Kunikida Doppo can clearly see the traces of time on them.
So what's the situation now, and what's going on with these two Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Naka who are obviously a round or two older than them?
Not to mention Kunikida Doppo, even Dazai, Chuya, and other members of the Armed Detective Agency were a little at a loss by the sudden appearance of these two people.
"Two Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Nakahara...Mr. Nakaya?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was packing up the documents, was also stunned when he saw this scene. Didn't Wen also say that he was going to check if his luggage was damaged?Why did you bring back a Mr. Dazai and another Mr. Chuya?
"Sorry to bother you." Zhong Yuanzhong also politely took off his hat and bowed to everyone. Obviously, he was giving a warning in advance for the next interruption and the trouble his lover would bring to them—by the way Sorry, I just don't know if they can see it.
Members of the Armed Detective Agency: "..."
Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency is obviously still unwell, but he still looks at the weak and innocent Dazai Fumiya with great interest: "Funya, don't you plan to introduce me?"
"There's nothing to introduce here, right?" Dazai Wen also raised his head, knowing that he brought the person here, and he is still responsible, "It's just like what you saw."
"This is my father, Osamu Dazai."
Osamu Dazai raised his hand and waved to everyone in a good mood: "Ah, hello everyone~ I will trouble you next time."
"This is my father, Nakahara Chuya."
Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed his hat, nodded reservedly, and didn't mean to say much.
Dazai Wen also finally concluded: "Just like what you saw, they came here for some reason! I really don't know!"
In case everyone didn't believe it, Fumiya Dazai also defended himself.
"It is said that they came to pick me up and Ryunosuke went back." Although Fumura Dazai didn't believe this, after all, he really didn't think Osamu Dazai was such a kind person.
"I'm afraid this is some kind of hell on earth?" Because of Dazai's reason, Zhong Zhong, who has been taking care of Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency for the past few days, only feels a headache.
One Osamu Dazai would definitely have enough to make him tired, why would there be another one now?Although it seems that there is another one who helps to take care of it.
However, even so, it cannot be denied that the two Dazai rulers are equal to hell, a reality that has been established (Chuya) incomparably.
"Oh, didn't you think that Chuya in this world is also a dwarf?" Osamu Dazai began to show his presence in front of Chuya in this world without hesitation. No, he shouldn't say anything without hesitation. Has it become a habit of Osamu Dazai?
Seeing Zhong Yuanzhong, I couldn't help but want to provoke a few words, seeing how his hair exploded.Even after being with Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai couldn't get rid of this bad habit.
After all, this is the love between husband and wife, isn't it good?
Fumiya Dazai: "..." What a hardcore fun!
"What's the matter with you mackerel?" Zhongya said angrily, he was almost collapsed by Dazai here, and Zhongya never thought that pregnant women are such a troublesome existence, especially this one It is even more troublesome when the pregnant woman's name is Dazai.
Fortunately, the troubles caused by Osamu Dazai don't need to be solved by Chuya in this world.In fact, after Osamu Dazai finished saying this sentence, Nakahara, who was on the side, kicked him on the back of the head very skillfully.
"Don't think about provoking me all the time, okay?" Nakahara Zhong was also very angry. After all, things like height are almost eternal pain-it has always been 1.6 meters or something.
Because he has obviously passed the growth period now, and now he is saying "I am still in the growth period, I will grow taller in the future", obviously no one will believe it, right?
And after the age of 40, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to grow taller, right?Nakahara Nakahara, who was poked sorely, only felt that Osamu Dazai's skin was itchy again.
"...It really doesn't matter which world Chuya is very violent?" Seeing Nakahara Chuya kicking Osamu Dazai to the ground so skillfully, Dazai couldn't help expressing such emotion.
It hurts...
"Ha, what do you mean by that? If you don't want to die like this, I have nothing to do to beat you." Zhong Yuanzhong said unconvincedly, knowing that some people were beaten not just because of him. The reason for the perpetrator!
Osamu Dazai can really easily stir up the anger of his partner, neither Chuya Nakahara nor Kunikida can escape from this.If Osamu Dazai will change partners in the future, I am afraid that another successor will also be unable to escape, right?
"It's obvious that Chuya has a bad temper!" The two Dazai Osamu said at the same time, and then found that they had unknowingly said the same thing as the other one, and turned their heads away in disgust.
This is definitely the worst thing that happened today, bar none.
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