mediocre novelist

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I still remember that last year, Dazai and I went out to visit Gai on Christmas Day, and met reporters from other places

I didn't expect it to be the same this year, and the reporter I met was still the same

Is this called a beginning and an end or a link between the past and the next?

Ah no, it doesn't seem to be

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"Interview? Yes." Dazai agreed to the reporter's request, then pulled my sleeve to signal for me to respond

Because I promised Dazai not to speak, I nodded to the reporter and said that I can also

"The two seem to have been on the show last year."

"Yeah, it's super coincidental." Dazai smiled, his face was stained with a bit of childlike innocence, "I really like this snowy day when I'm with Dana."

Cute, very cute, one hundred faint, no, it should be as many points as there are full marks, no no, it should be one thousand points of one hundred!

Bewildered by Dazai's beauty, I missed the opportunity to explain

When I realized that something was wrong, the interview was over, and Dazai was walking on the sidewalk with no end in sight, pulling my sleeves. There was no one around, and it seemed like we were the only ones left in the whole world

The word "danna" not only refers to "master" and "husband", but also refers to "big brother" and "young master"

This... Dazai's meaning should be the latter meaning, the kind with a sense of ridicule

Should I ask?But when I think about it carefully, normally I would not be interested in addressing, and if I asked suddenly, would Dazai notice something?

My heart is in a mess, I can't tell whether I am more secretly happy or more worried at this moment

"Yuansheng, Yuansheng?"

"kindness?"

"I've been calling you for a long time, why are you ignoring me?" Dazai complained that not only did I not reply, but my expression was serious

"I was just thinking about how "Yasha" should develop." I blinked because I couldn't laugh

Hey, I really want this person to know how important he is to me, and I really want to tell him "your every move is like a stormy sea of ​​love to me"

But no, he won't accept it

"What do you want to say?" I asked

"Didn't you ask about what I said in the interview?" Dazai asked back, "I thought Yuansheng was angry because of what I said."

"I'm not angry." It's better to say that I was a little secretly happy, "I'm a little curious why you said that."

"Really want to know? No regrets?" Dazai approached me, he suddenly became aggressive, "If Yuansheng's answer doesn't satisfy me, I won't say it again."

"Ah, um."

What made Dazai so serious?

This year... wait, this year Dazai is coming

It's mimic!

Yes, it is about Odasaku's life and death, Dazai should be so serious, he just wanted to use that interview to remind me?

"It's mimic, right?" I turned cold. I naturally knew about the incident that took the lives of Oda Saku's family, and I felt angry because of it.

Hearing my words, Dazai's expression was a bit indescribable, he was silent for more than ten seconds, and then he said stiffly that what he wanted to say was to mimic

"It's not difficult to deal with those people, the problem is how to leave the Hong Kong gang after the incident is over." Dazai's tone returned to normal, as light as a cloud, "It's troublesome to be hunted down by the Hong Kong gangster, I don't want to waste time on this , and Odasaku and the others may also be implicated by me——Mr. Mori who throws away after using it is really too bad!"

"What do you want to do?" I know Dazai said something, it must be because he has already thought of a plan

"Does Yuansheng know what the 'Shou Tui Society' is?"

"Ah, resigned because of marriage." My publishing house also had several editors "Shou Tui Society", and I gave them a considerable gift money at that time

"So, Dazai, do you have a woman you want to marry?" I looked at the black boy, his eyes were illuminated by the streetlights

At first glance it looks like he's happy with someone

That's good... he's in love with someone...

My chest hurts...but...

I can't stop him from running towards someone better than me

"No." Dazai Moming's joyful words woke me up, "No one is willing to accompany me to die in love."

"……yes."

So much stimulation in just a few minutes, I don't know how I'm feeling right now

Anyway...it's very complicated, more complicated than whipped cream with eggs, flour and sugar added but not yet whipped

"So it's a fake marriage? Chief Sen can see it, right?"

"Yeah, the boss is almost half a century old, but his eyes are as sharp as when he was young." Dazai curled his lips unhappily, "Could it be that he indirectly trained his eyesight while picking out a dress for Alice?"

I can't deny it

There is a very favored little girl with blond hair and blue eyes next to the leader of the gangsters Mori Ogai. I used to think that Mori Ogai was a loli.

In short, Mori Ogai is not an ordinary person, um... Maybe he is not a normal person in the usual sense, after all, he is a magical man who says "Alice is my ideal spouse" to his supernatural ability

"Then what do you want to do? It's hard to find candidates for fake marriages." I asked

"It's easy to find." Dazai stood still, "Isn't there one here?"

I see myself in Dazai's eyes

Eh?Wait, eh——? !

Dazai didn't give me a chance to ask questions, he couldn't wait to explain: "You don't have to be a woman to get married, and this is to get me out of the Hong Kong and black marriage. After thinking about it, you are the most suitable, Yuansheng, right? "

It makes sense to say so...but something doesn't feel right...

"Please, Yuansheng." Dazai stared at me pitifully, reminding me of the cats in the park rubbing against passers-by's trousers begging to be fed, "If I defect, I will have to hide like myself in other worlds Do you have to work hard to clean up files while in Tibet? That’s too tiring.”

"But--"

Dazai then showed a worried expression, "Sure enough... I shouldn't bother you so much..."

I haven't finished yet!Why did you put on an expression of "our relationship is very cold so I dare not ask you"?

...I didn't say I would refuse...

"This matter is not impossible." I turned my face away, only I knew how fast my heart was beating, "If you have someone you like in the future, just tell me, and I will go through the formalities."

Dazai didn't answer this question, but asked: "Then our current relationship is a couple who just dated, can you play Yuansheng?"

"Ah..." I nodded, and decided to go back and read the love movies and TV series I had watched before to study.

After all, I...mother and single...

"No matter who asks, we are a couple, can this be done?" Dazai continued to ask

"En." I replied, "Do you want to discuss the details, such as when we will be together?"

"Hmm..." Dazai thought for a while, "We started a secret relationship in November this year, and soon after, we decided to make a private appointment for life."

Is this the script?There's a lot of room to play

"In order to prevent the failure of the plan due to lack of information, you must send me a message every day, at least once in the morning and evening." Dazai said, "By the way, the words should be like people in love. If there is any particularly important information, then meet. Let's talk."

"I see." I nodded, "Then you have to act like a couple?"

This time it's Dazai's turn to nod

so i reached out

"Huh...?" Dazai's expression was a little dazed, but he quickly realized that he took my hand, still interlocking his fingers. After finishing, he raised his head and showed me something sweeter than mousse cake. the smile

...!

Cold, calm down!

This is just to help Dazai escape from Hong Kong and black!

So I said don't jump so fast!It's my heart, why can't you be more obedient!

The author has something to say:

So angry, my words were swallowed (qi fufu)

"I can't stop him from running towards someone better than me" originated from Ms. Lu Muzhen, the original wife of Mr. Sun Yat-sen, with some changes in the text

I actually wrote about holding hands! (sprinkle flowers)

In the whole world, maybe only Gensei thinks that he and Dazai may get divorced after they get married. Today, Gensei's comprehension ability is still very good (smoke)

I am really happy to write this kind of plot, maybe because the content is too funny

*ooc small theater*

Mori Ogai who didn't know that his disciple was going to make big news: why did he have a bad feeling

Soon after hearing that Mrs. Su was getting engaged, Mr. Natsume showed a gratified smile and asked Mori Ogai to take care of the couple

Having no idea how things suddenly turned out like this, Mori Ogai shot a row:? ? ? ? ?

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