Erguotou and Brandy

"Director, are you looking for me?" Guo Ding walked to the sky building and saw the chief sitting next to the small coffee table playing Tetris.

The director stroked the few remaining hairs on the top of his head, and said, "Dice... come and sit, why are you standing?"

Guo Ding was not polite, and sat beside him and poured himself a cup of tea.

"When will this case end perfectly?"

Guo Ding thought for a while and said, "Not within a week."

"Good job..." The director continued to stroke the hair on top of his head.

Guo Ding knew that the chief was going to do something bad.

Sure enough, with unremitting efforts, the director finally plucked out a hair.

Guo Di: "..."

"Cough...you and Brandy are still...?" the director faltered.

Guo Ding was taken aback for a moment, touched the calluses on the tiger's mouth and said, "En."

"Which of you two is in charge?" the director asked.

Guo Ding said with some embarrassment: "Let me take care of the small things, let's discuss the big things."

The chief said, "Dice, can you ask Brandy to do me a favour?"

Guo Ding: "..." Why did you lay the groundwork for so long? Hey!

"What's the matter?"

The director twitched and said, "I...I...I...I suspect..."

Guo Ding didn't understand the last few words, so he leaned over and said, "What did you say?"

The director was furious, tugged at Guo Ding's ear and said, "I suspect my wife is unfaithful, please ask your wife to help me find out with the Black Rubik's Cube!"

Guo Ding grinned and rubbed his ears, secretly slandering: No wonder you secretly called me up, thinking you made some political mistake.

"Do you have any evidence, you suspect for no reason?"

The director said: "Recently, she often goes out dressed up in fancy clothes, and sometimes comes back drunk."

"..." What kind of broken evidence is this.

Guo Ding said, "Then what benefits do I have?"

The chief said seriously: "What is the duty of the police!"

Guo Ding stood up and shouted: "Serve the people!"

"Serve the people without expecting anything in return!"

"No picture!"

"Then am I the people!"

"You are!...Eh?!" Fuck, I was brought in...

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