black and white match

In the middle of the night, Fan Dong woke up.I always feel that something is wrong.

I still want to press something on my stomach, and it's still warm...

My brain hurts.

Drunk.

I couldn't stand up straight, and couldn't turn on the lights.

The room is relatively small, the bed is quite big, and there are windows on the side.

Fan Dong opened the curtains with his feet, and with the help of the moonlight, his eyes moved horizontally...opened the quilt...

Hold.

Lu Xin's hand rested on his waist!

Luckily, the head rested on his shoulder!

How could Fan Dong bear it?

He directly kicked Ren Lu Xin away.

In fact, Fan Dong didn't know why he did this. He usually slept at Wei Qiang's house, and the two of them hugged each other without any disgust.

At this moment, Fan Dong only felt uncomfortable, and his heart was furious.

Lu Xin was in a light sleep, and she must have woken up after being kicked hard.

Turning on the light casually, Lu Xin frowned her beautiful eyebrows and squinted at him.

"Fuck. Why did I sleep with you! Hey, my clothes...you changed my clothes?!"

At this moment, Fan Dong is no different from a cat with its hair blown.

Lu Xin finally fell asleep, and was kicked awake by him again, forcing herself to remain calm: "You are drunk. You fell asleep. I was afraid that you would catch a cold, so I moved you here."

Fan Dong: "..."

Can he get drunk?What a joke!

Fan Dong pointed to Lu Xin's nose and questioned: "Did you drug my wine?"

Regarding Fan Dong's 'unreasonable making trouble', Lu Xin just turned off the light and lay down.

"Damn it. You're sleeping on your knitting. I'm wearing pants. I'm going home."

No one cares.

Fan Dong kicked him on the waist: "Hey, I want to ask you something."

Lu Xin was quite angry, but he was kicked twice for no reason, after all, he couldn't bear it anymore.

He turned over, then raised his foot and kicked Fan Dong in the stomach.

Maybe because it was too dark, I kicked the wrong position...

"Lu Xin, I'm fucking you, uncle! Damn it, it hurts me to death! My little Xiaodong is fighting with you! Fuck!"

While talking, Fan Dong turned around and got mixed up with Lu Xin.

As if he touched something, Fan Dong froze for a moment.

"Lu Xin, I'm fucking you, you don't wear pants when you sleep! Fuck me!"

Fan Dong stood up straight and jumped off the bed.

Lu Xin's face was covered with black lines.

"My pants are on you."

"You're so stingy! Just a pair of pajama pants! Damn it!"

"Huh? It's not thanks to you."

Thinking back to last night, Lu Xin almost wanted to go to the kitchen to get it and kill Fan Dong.

I just put Fan Dong up yesterday, before I walked a few steps, I vomited...

Vomited...

vomited all over him...

It's like karma, last time he vomited on his chest, but this time he still fucked...

After finishing, he changed into pajamas and pajamas.

I didn't expect people to sleep in a daze and know that they need to go to the toilet...

OK, go to the bathroom.Did Ma De look at the toilet with her eyes closed?

Did you fucking pee in your own pants?He also washed his pants?

After listening to Lu Xin's long series of words, Fan Dong grasped the key point: "Lu Xin, I'm fucking you! You've seen my little Xiaodong the whole time, right?! Damn! Damn, I'm going to kill you! You little boy!"

It's not that Fan Dong hasn't been seen by others, who hasn't seen anyone in the bathhouse.

It's just that when he thinks that he is confused, Lu Xin looks at his little Dong like a woman...a chill.

He jumped onto the bed as if flying, and rushed over: "You have seen my little Dong, and I want to see your little deer too! Damn, hide from your mother! Do you know what fairness is?"

Lu Xin really felt that it was not peaceful like a dream, so when someone pulled his underwear, he did his best to be a landlord: "Fan Dong, why don't you speak softly. My grandma and Lu Ming both sleep at night. gone."

......

Hold.

Dumb loss.

"Your clothes are still wet. If you want to go back, you can wear my clothes first. However, in the middle of the night, it may be difficult to get a taxi. And your mobile phone is dead."

The implication is, let's just lay down and sleep quickly.

Fan Dong was lectured, so he lay down unhappily.Pulled half of the quilt hard.

Lie quietly for less than 30 seconds.

Fan Dong stared at the ceiling and said, "Hello."

..... Is there an end?Lu Xin changed her posture.

"Fuck. Why don't you answer me when you're not asleep?"

"Let the fart go."

.....

As soon as Lu Xin finished speaking, Fan Dong really farted in bed....

Unable to hold back anymore, Lu Xin quickly jumped up, lifted the quilt, and raised it again.

"Fuck, you are blowing air-conditioning on me in the fucking winter!"

“…”

"There is no reason not to let go of the gas in the belly!"

"..."

"Hurry up and give me the quilt, I'm freezing to death."

Lu Xin's head is getting bigger, it's a good thing his room is fragrant.

Lu Xin kept silent, Fan Dong did not give up: "Hey, will you die if you say a word?"

"meeting."

"Hold."

"Quickly let it go. I'm sleepy."

It's almost midnight...

"Do you have a special habit when you sleep?"

Special hobby?

Lu Xin thinks her sleep is very good.

Don't kick the quilt, don't snore.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing. It's just that if you f--- hold me again tomorrow morning, I'll beat you under the bed."

He Fan Dong is not a stove, let alone a pillow!

Lu Xin opened her eyes in the darkness, and asked, "I... hugged you?"

"Nonsense. Otherwise, why would I kick your ass! Don't try to take advantage of me, you mother...stupid."

The sissy never said anything.

After all, after Lu Xin cut her hair, she became more positive.

Lu Xin explained calmly: "Maybe I think you are Lu Ming."

Be Luming!

"I'm not your brother!"

"..."

"I mean, I used to hug Lu Ming when I slept, and he loved to kick the quilt." At the end, he added: "I sleep in the same bed with him."

"...Oh. By the way, where did Xiaobai sleep?"

"study."

Fan Dong turned over, looked at the back of Lu Xin's head with a smirk and said, "Tsk tsk. Did you, Lu Xin, want to sleep with me on purpose?"

"..."

"If you want to sleep with your legs bent, you can ask Luming to change it."

? ? ?Silent?

Lu Xin heard someone beside her start...snoring.

It's such a second to fall asleep!

Although Fan Dong was drunk, his subconscious mind told him that he had to wake up.

Not bad for being a drunk gym student with morning practice and waking up at seven.

It's just that who can tell him what the **** hand on his waist is all about!

Didn't you tell me not to fucking hug him?

Fan Dong almost kicked Lu Xin off with another roundabout kick, but seeing Lu Xin's sleeping face... Fan Dong was a little bit fucking unable to get off his feet?

Hold.

This bitch looks...really so white.

With a freshly peeled poached egg...

When he was fascinated, Fan Dong saw someone's eyes opened.

Opened...opened...opened.

That's it.

Not more than five centimeters away....

Hold.So fucking embarrassing!

"...you have gum in your eyes."

Fan Dong really admired his wit.

Lu Xin immediately withdrew her hand and wiped her eyes.He approached Fan Dong honestly, and asked blankly, "What about now?"

With a face approaching like this, Fan Dong's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Those eyes...so fucking blue....

"...You...you don't know how to look in the mirror by yourself, roll."

Lu Xin ignored him, jumped out of bed, found some clothes and threw them to Fan Dong.

"Your clothes are probably not dry yet, you can pick them yourself. We are about the same height..."

"It's almost your mother! Don't make me three centimeters shorter!"

"...You probably can wear it..."

One sentence was split into two sentences, Lu Xin held back the small universe that was about to explode, and began to take off her pajamas.

Baibai's back just leaked out like this, Fan Dong looked at it and fucked: "Lu Xin, you are such an exhibitionist! Damn!"

Fan Dong immediately hid under the blanket.

Damn, change clothes without making a sound!

But after thinking about it, Wei Qiang always showed his breasts in front of him and had to change clothes, and he didn't react so aggressively.

After thinking about it again, damn it, how can Lu Xin compare with Wei Qiang.A Tie Cier who has been growing up since she was a child, and a... idiot whom she has only known for two months.

While Fan Dong was still lying down and letting himself go, Lu Ming jumped onto the bed and got under the covers in his pajamas.

"Brother Big Black, I'll sleep with you!"

Fan Dong hugged this little man. The pajamas were made of cotton, and he was long and fleshy.

Not to mention how comfortable it is to hold.

No wonder... no wonder that Lu Xin wanted to hug Lu Ming.

Hold.It's like a little bunny.Very comfortable.

When Fan Dong was arguing with Lu Ming on the bed, Lu Xin wore this apron and stood at the door to pretend to be calm.

"Luming. Don't make trouble, get dressed and have breakfast."

Lu Ming pouted, oh.

Although there are a little unpleasant, but overall very happy.

This is the first time I've had such hilarity in bed.My brother doesn't allow it.

"Brother Dahei, get up and eat breakfast made by brother!"

Fan Dong took Lu Xin's clothes with left strokes and right strokes, and went straight to search in other people's cabinets.

Ya's clothes are all half old and not new.

Just took a sweater and sweatpants and put it on.

In the bathroom, new mouthwash cups and toothbrushes are ready on the sink.

I was so careful that I almost squeezed a piece of toothpaste.

There was also men's facial cleanser on the sink... Fan Dong made a cut, and casually rinsed his face with cold water.

When he walked to the restaurant, Lu Ming had already started eating.

There are many varieties on the plate.

There are corn, carrot, sweet potato, green bean, bread, fried egg....

Fuck so rich.Fan Dong actually had a little... small expectation?

But, can you tell him what the finger cake brought to him means?

Fan Dong asked with a dazed expression, "Why am I finger cakes? I want to eat the same ones as Xiaobai."

At this age in her life, Lu Xin has only served two people.No plan to serve the third one!

"I like to eat or not."

Lu Ming brought the plate to Fan Dong's side: "Brother Dahei, let's eat together."

Fan Dong eats a lot, and to be honest, a finger cake is useless at all.

As soon as he ate half of the pancake, Fan Dong went to grab the sweet potato in Luming's bowl.

Before he could make a move, his wrist was grabbed.

"This is Lu Ming's nutritious breakfast. Sweet potatoes are his least favorite."

oh.It means not to let him eat Fan Dong, right?Cut, he doesn't!

"It's just right, Xiaobai doesn't like to eat it, but I like it! Xiaobai, brother Dahei helped you eat it!"

"Okay! Okay! It would be great if Brother Dahei would help me eat every day!"

"Okay, okay, then I'll eat up your sweet potatoes before going home."

After having breakfast with Lu Ming, I realized one thing, this Lu Xin has a strong stomach, and he doesn't even eat.

Pretending to be concerned: "Yo, Dabai, why don't you eat it yourself?"

"The porridge is still cooking."

Lu Ming added: "Brother eats porridge in the morning. It nourishes the stomach."

Fan Dong curled his lips, and picked up Lu Ming: "Come on, have a morning exercise with Brother Dahei. First do [-] push-ups, then [-] squats..."

Lu Xin is a little obsessed with cleanliness, and before she took off the ground, the big one and the small one put their hands on the ground.

"The floor is so dirty..."

"If it's dirty, it's dirty. Let's just wash our hands later. Otherwise, why would hand sanitizer be invented for the sink?"

Lu Ming is now completely following Fan Dong.Whatever Fan Dong said, Lu Ming followed suit.

"That's it. That's it."

Lu Xin shook her head, this younger brother was raised for nothing.

After a while, I have to run away with people...

After breakfast, Lu Xin instructed Lu Ming to wash the dishes.

Here, it is necessary for Fan Dong to complain about the nine-year-old Lu Ming.

"Hey. Are you embarrassed to let such a small child do the dishes?"

"Really? Then you washed the dishes you ate."

.....wipe.Fan Dong was speechless.

"Lu Xin, I found that your words can really choke a person to death."

"Then are you dead?"

Fan Dong: "..."

Hold.Fan Dong quit.Can't he stop talking?

Fan Dong kept doing push-ups.Want to calm myself down.

I sorted out my thoughts.

I really don't know how he and this Lu Xin coexist harmoniously in the same room.

How the hell did he turn from an enemy to a... friend?

After getting along for a day, Fan Dong found out that Lu Xin is really not a bad guy... she does all kinds of housework more diligently than women.If my mother saw this character, she would probably like it very much... save the need to hire a nanny...

No wonder my own sister, Fan Yu, is obsessed with this Lu Xin....

"Let me go, mopping the floor." Lu Xin stood beside Fan Dong holding a mop.

Fan Dong won't leave, the one on the left does five push-ups with one hand, and the one on the right does five push-ups with one hand...

Hey, you know how to do housework, and I can do push-ups~~

Finally packed up, Lu Xin put on her coat and planned to go out.

Fan Dong immediately called to him: "Hey, why are you going?"

Lu Xin ignored her and bent over to put on her shoes.

Seeing that he ignored him, Fan Dong quickly kicked Lu Xin's other Xie behind him.

Lu Xin had no choice but to twitch the corners of her mouth: "Get the car."

car?

"Hehe, Boss Lu, I didn't expect you to buy a car during the Chinese New Year. Let's go to the 4S store and give you a ride home~ I'll put on some clothes."

...what 4s store?If that small warehouse is considered a 4S shop....

"Do you really plan to go together?"

Fan Dong took off his coat from the back of the chair and put it on smartly: "Let's go, let me show you your new car!"

Although I can't believe that this poor boy will buy a car, but...the one who celebrates Chinese New Year will definitely be pleasantly surprised, right?

"Row."

As soon as Lu Ming came out after washing the dishes, he saw the two men about to leave, and hurriedly chased after them: "Where are you going?"

"A Ming, you stay at home and look after grandma, me and...he will be back in a while."

"Oh, are you going grocery shopping?"

......

Fan Dong followed Lu Xin and waited at the bus station.

"Hey, it's too shabby for us to go to the 4S store and take the bus? Why don't you take a taxi?"

When Lu Xin goes out, she usually walks, takes a bus or rides a bicycle.

The main reason is that the car was parked in a small warehouse last time and I never had a chance to pick it up.

There is only one reason not to fight.too expensive.

"Hit yourself."

The bus came, Lu Xin got on the bus, swiped the card and walked back, Fan Dong jumped on it with a stride, and followed Lu Xin.Before turning the corner, he was stopped by the driver: "Hey, young man, did you renege on the New Year's ride?"

"what?"

Fan Dong has never taken a bus.

When I was young, my home was away from school.They all walked with Wei Qiang.Later, when the family was rich, my father used a special car to pick me up and went to a sports school. When I went out, I either borrowed Li Wei’s battery car or took a Didi taxi...

It was the first time in my life that I hopped on a bus.

Lu Xin was drunk.He took two coins out of his pocket and dropped them into the coin box.

"Are you stupid? You don't know that you need to put coins in the bus? It's like you've never taken a bus before."

"Damn it, it's my first time taking a bus today! Didn't you put coins too?"

"..."

Lu Xin purposely found two people sitting next to him, and Fan Dong sat behind him, lying on the back of Lu Xin's chair: "Lu Xin, how much do you dislike me?"

Lu Xin closed her eyes until the old man next to her said: "Son, you should sit in the back quickly, this kid talks a lot, it feels like he's reciting a curse..."

Fan Dong has been expressing his own views on buses.

Lu Xin had no choice but to sit at the back and growled to Fan Dong next to him: "Can you shut up?"

Fan Dong was still very curious, pulled Lu Xin and asked, "You didn't put in coins just now, why didn't the old driver stop you?"

Lu Xin: "..."

Lu Xin has already begun to wonder whether Fan Dong's brain has been kicked by a donkey...

"Hey, tell me. Otherwise, I'll complain to the driver for his sexuality, indiscriminate!"

Lu Xin had no choice but to take out her bus card from her pocket: "Don't you know there is such a thing as a bus card?"

Then he pointed to the card reader next to the coin box: "Swipe over there, and it will be fine."

"Wow, so amazing."

Fan Dong took Lu Xin's bus card and looked at it again and again, but he was reluctant to return it to Lu Xin.

Fan Dong followed Lu Xin out of the car, looked around, and felt something was wrong.

Why did you come to school?

"Hey. What the hell are you doing at school with a car?"

Lu Xin pointed to the small warehouse in front: "Do you still remember there?"

Why doesn't Fan Dong remember, that's where he first worked as a... barber.

"Lu Xin, you are so paralyzed that you want to treat him in a different way, right? You want to beat me up?"

Lu Xin and Fan Dong felt tired after spending the whole day together.

I used to think that Fan Dong was the kind of bastard who was careless and straight-forward, but it seems that he was wrong, he was obviously a... idiot-like existence.

"I'm here to get my bike."

Fan Dong thought about it for a while, and he seemed to have the impression that Lu Xin was riding a bicycle when he made the appointment to have a fight...

"Fuck. Bicycle?! I thought it was a car. Can you speak well?"

"Damn it. I was looking forward to it for nothing. I took the car for nothing."

"As for the ride, you owe me two dollars."

"I owe you a numbness. I gave you an extra three yuan for instant noodles and ham sausage last time. So you still owe me one yuan. Pay it back!"

Lu Xin: "......"

Walking to the small warehouse, Lu Xin's bicycle was still there.

After unlocking the lock, Lu Xin got into the car on his hips: "Get in the car, I'll take you to the station. You go home by yourself."

"Go back to Nima's house, I still have your clothes."

Lu Xin was almost annoyed to death, but still chose to stay calm: "You haven't gone back all night. Today is the first day of the new year. If your parents can't see you, they will probably be in a hurry. Your phone is still turned off. If the clothes are dry, I will notify you. your."

Fan Dong thought for a while, yes, Ma De almost forgot the date.

Looking at the back seat, Fan Dong pulled Lu Xin's coat: "Come down, I don't want to sit in the back seat."

Riding a bicycle like a girl, he sits in the back seat, and if someone sees him, he will definitely laugh out loud, he doesn't have the face!

Lu Xin had done physical work all morning, and she was already bored, so she was happy to sit in the back seat.

"Hurry up, the old driver has started racing."

Lu Xin: "..."