Attacker is a fan
Chapter 7
"Damn, why are you masturbating and talking to Hei Zai when you're masturbating? You haven't been active for a long time!? Spicy dick stuff, you want to masturbate when you come out to play&*%T$#@%&"
At the beginning, Liu Jinglei and Dou Xiao were bewildered and asked Ye Feng to be fussy, but when they heard the back, the corners of their mouths twitched, their veins bulged, and Ye Feng would be beaten if they pulled over.
Ye Feng cried and begged to let him go, but they didn't bother to care.
Who knew you would still be in the mood to hunt birds in this situation.
"Then I'll go to my uncle tomorrow morning to borrow tools. Go to bed early." After speaking, he reached out to beat Ye Feng, who was pretending to be poor, but was stopped by Dou Xiao. Liu Jinglei glared at Ye Feng and walked away.
Dou Xiao turned around and said with a "gentle" smile: "Xiao Fengfeng, come and tell me about your brain, what do you think about every day? Huh?"
Ye Feng whimpered: "Tch, anyway, it's much healthier and more harmonious than you think."
The next morning Liu Jinglei went to borrow tools early, and Ye Feng and Dou Xiao put on hiking shoes.
"If you want to play, go crazy. I'll take you to a mountain with fewer people, more birds, and pheasants and rabbits. But that mountain is a bit remote and steep, and few people go there. You must take precautions." Liu Jinglei frowned again when he thought about the sea again.
Ye Feng and Dou Xiao tacitly pretended not to see it, and skipped this topic, because they knew that it would be useless to mention it again.
"Is there any hare and pheasant? This is good. I can eat pure game. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Let's go!" At this time, Ye Feng can use his insanity.
It caused Dou Xiao to raise the corners of his mouth, Ye Feng is so cute, when will he be able to eat it.
The system is in despair, such a second-rate host is simply a failure.
The three of them arrived at the foot of the mountain, and there was still a little mist in the forest. When they entered the mountain, the air was filled with the fresh smell of the trees and nature. Did they hear the singing of birds in their ears, making the surroundings seem very secluded.
Ye Feng was eager to try, "bang bang bang" a few steel balls went out to nothing.
Now he is a little impatient, but he doesn't waste the steel ball easily, muttering that it is so difficult to hunt birds, it is better to hunt pheasants and hares.
Liu Jinglei had already hit a bird with a provocative face.
"Are you in the system!??"
[System: Ahem, yes. 】
"Will you let me shoot a bird or a rabbit later!?"
【OK. 】
The atmosphere between Ye Feng and the system was awkward...
Ye Feng didn't shoot all the time, and the three of them continued to walk in, laughing and playing, supporting each other.
The sun is getting higher and higher, and occasionally you can meet pheasants and hares, and the three of them are rushing to fight.
Near noon, a few people had a good harvest, two pheasants, a fat rabbit, three or four birds, and some bird eggs.
A few people were lucky enough to meet the little rabbit nest, a total of five milk rabbits.The skin of the milk rabbits is a little wrinkled, and some rabbit hair has grown, and some of them are probably still sleeping soundly after eating.I don't know if the rabbit I killed is their... emmmm mother?
Ye Feng suddenly felt a heavy sense of guilt, after all, he beat the rabbit by himself.
"Fuck, tell me the system, is this rabbit their mother..."
[System: Uh, yes...Mr. Host can't blame me, you want me to beat a rabbit for you. 】
Day, the rabbit is still so small, how could it survive.
"What do you think, I beat their mother to death."
Liu Jinglei thought about it seriously. Ye Feng thought he could give some serious advice, but he didn't expect this guy to say: "Or...take them all away and eat them, and let them die in the same hole Bar."
"Fuck you, uncle, why the hell are you so lacking in the brilliance of motherhood?"
"Day, it's always a man, where is the brilliance of motherhood?"
In the real world, Ye Feng's parents divorced, his mother married a foreigner, and went to live abroad. When he was a child, his father didn't care much about him, and he was taken by his aunt at home. Although the nature is different, I always feel that if these rabbits continue to stay I will die here.
"Let's put it here first, find some grass and trees to cover it, and have a look at the situation of the rabbits tomorrow, what if the one you hit is not their mother, what if there are other rabbits who will take care of them?" Dou Xiao naturally He hugged Ye Feng's waist and spoke to comfort him.
Ye Feng instantly straightened his body as if he had been electrocuted, and this was the first time he was hugged by a man.
"Well, let's do it. Let's do this first." They found some grass and trees to cover it properly. The movement of the rabbits is small. This place is remote and there are few people. In today's society, there are not many people like them who come to hunt birds at their leisure. .
Ye Feng had a bitter face, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and he was still worried.
Dou Xiao kept paying attention to Ye Feng, and asked, "Do you like rabbits?"
Ye Feng thought about the cuteness of the rabbit: "Well, I really like it."
"Pfft, so the way you like it is to eat it?" Dou Xiao couldn't help joking.
Ye Feng curled his lips and glared at Dou Xiao.
When they went back, they took some shortcuts. Everyone said that going up the mountain is easy and going down is difficult. It was true. When going down the mountain, you have to check whether the foot is loose. Ye Feng almost twisted his foot. Now that the sun is up, the three of them are sweating a little on their foreheads.
When they were approaching the foot of the mountain, the familiar sound of "bang bang bang" sounded, and they stopped. They didn't expect that there were other people hunting birds on this mountain besides them.
Dou Xiao frowned, suddenly thought of the steel ball in his pocket, and followed the sound, Ye Feng and Liu Jinglei didn't want to keep up with him.
Unexpectedly, it was the contractor on the construction site who caught my eye.
Foreman Bao, everyone around him called him that, because he was not only a foreman, but his real surname was Bao.
The foreman was a little surprised when he saw the sudden appearance, and then he smiled and said: "Oh, what a coincidence, when did you come? It seems that the goods have been received well."
"The contractor is also in a good mood." This sentence sounds very uncomfortable.
The meaning is self-evident. There was an accident on the construction site a few days ago. Didn't they say that they didn't have leisure time to hunt birds?
The contractor was not as fierce as he had seen before: "Isn't it that you have aroused the desire to hunt birds? No, let's warm up our hands and see if we can get some wild game for dinner."
Ye Feng looked around, but he didn't see anyone with him, so he asked curiously, "Did Uncle Bao come here by himself?"
"Well, yes, I made an appointment with Xiao Zhang on the construction site, and came here by myself when the phone didn't get through."
The contractor hit two pheasants, and he was in a good mood: "Are you going back? Let's go together. I'll take you out." He said and walked behind.
"Uncle, isn't this road close? Why do you go there?" Liu Jinglei said.
"But that road is relatively steep, you think you are exploring. I can sweat all over that road."
"Uncle Haha, we're not afraid, we just want to go this way, together?" The young people didn't feel much about the steep mountain road, and there was no problem for the three of them to support each other.
The contractor paused and compromised.
As the oldest uncle, I insisted on being the first to explore the way.
The four of them chatted and supported each other down the mountain. Halfway through the walk, a rancid smell drifted over the tip of their noses, making the four of them frown.
"Fuck, is this a dead pheasant or rabbit, so...vomit..." Liu Jinglei retched and covered his mouth and stopped talking.
The others also covered their mouths and noses.
"Damn it, hurry up, it's probably the smell of rotting animal corpses." The contractor swears and quickens his pace.
Can small animal carcasses emit such a strong rancid smell?
Ye Feng slowed down, as if there was something guiding him which way to go, but finally couldn't help turning around to search for the source of the rancid smell.
The hearts of Liu Jinglei and the contractor were broken, and only Dou Xiao followed without hesitation.
"I, Grass Leaf Peak, Dou Xiao, where are you going? Don't tell me that your motherhood is rampant, and you want to find that animal's body and bury it....Ugh~~~~" Liu Jinglei shut up again, but still chose to follow them pace of.
As the rancid smell became stronger and stronger, Liu Jinglei and the contractor called out for nothing in their hearts.
Because there are forests and small bushes on both sides, it is very difficult to walk. When they saw Ye Feng and Dou Xiao in front of them stop, they both paused.
I'm afraid the scene is too mosaic to be disgusted.
The two agreed not to leave, and turned around without looking.
Just kidding, Liu Jinglei said that he didn't want to see the scene that the influential figures in their school would be disgusted by.
"Hey, hello Mr. Police, I'm the one who reported the crime and found a... dead body here." The content of Ye Feng's call came, and both of them were shocked.
"I'm not kidding, address? Please wait a moment, I'll let the locals here tell you." Ye Feng came over and handed the phone to Liu Jinglei.
Suspiciously, Liu Jinglei took it to the side and reported the address, then hung up the phone.
Liu Jinglei pouted and looked in the direction of the corpse.
"System, I thought of Conan. Can you tell me if I am Conan alive? My real name is Kudo Shinichi, right? Where is my Xiaolan?
[System: It's quite similar. When Mr. Host came here, he had already triggered the trend of the case. 】
"So you are telling me that these few times were not simple accidents?"
[System: I didn't say, hehehehe]
At the beginning, Liu Jinglei and Dou Xiao were bewildered and asked Ye Feng to be fussy, but when they heard the back, the corners of their mouths twitched, their veins bulged, and Ye Feng would be beaten if they pulled over.
Ye Feng cried and begged to let him go, but they didn't bother to care.
Who knew you would still be in the mood to hunt birds in this situation.
"Then I'll go to my uncle tomorrow morning to borrow tools. Go to bed early." After speaking, he reached out to beat Ye Feng, who was pretending to be poor, but was stopped by Dou Xiao. Liu Jinglei glared at Ye Feng and walked away.
Dou Xiao turned around and said with a "gentle" smile: "Xiao Fengfeng, come and tell me about your brain, what do you think about every day? Huh?"
Ye Feng whimpered: "Tch, anyway, it's much healthier and more harmonious than you think."
The next morning Liu Jinglei went to borrow tools early, and Ye Feng and Dou Xiao put on hiking shoes.
"If you want to play, go crazy. I'll take you to a mountain with fewer people, more birds, and pheasants and rabbits. But that mountain is a bit remote and steep, and few people go there. You must take precautions." Liu Jinglei frowned again when he thought about the sea again.
Ye Feng and Dou Xiao tacitly pretended not to see it, and skipped this topic, because they knew that it would be useless to mention it again.
"Is there any hare and pheasant? This is good. I can eat pure game. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. Let's go!" At this time, Ye Feng can use his insanity.
It caused Dou Xiao to raise the corners of his mouth, Ye Feng is so cute, when will he be able to eat it.
The system is in despair, such a second-rate host is simply a failure.
The three of them arrived at the foot of the mountain, and there was still a little mist in the forest. When they entered the mountain, the air was filled with the fresh smell of the trees and nature. Did they hear the singing of birds in their ears, making the surroundings seem very secluded.
Ye Feng was eager to try, "bang bang bang" a few steel balls went out to nothing.
Now he is a little impatient, but he doesn't waste the steel ball easily, muttering that it is so difficult to hunt birds, it is better to hunt pheasants and hares.
Liu Jinglei had already hit a bird with a provocative face.
"Are you in the system!??"
[System: Ahem, yes. 】
"Will you let me shoot a bird or a rabbit later!?"
【OK. 】
The atmosphere between Ye Feng and the system was awkward...
Ye Feng didn't shoot all the time, and the three of them continued to walk in, laughing and playing, supporting each other.
The sun is getting higher and higher, and occasionally you can meet pheasants and hares, and the three of them are rushing to fight.
Near noon, a few people had a good harvest, two pheasants, a fat rabbit, three or four birds, and some bird eggs.
A few people were lucky enough to meet the little rabbit nest, a total of five milk rabbits.The skin of the milk rabbits is a little wrinkled, and some rabbit hair has grown, and some of them are probably still sleeping soundly after eating.I don't know if the rabbit I killed is their... emmmm mother?
Ye Feng suddenly felt a heavy sense of guilt, after all, he beat the rabbit by himself.
"Fuck, tell me the system, is this rabbit their mother..."
[System: Uh, yes...Mr. Host can't blame me, you want me to beat a rabbit for you. 】
Day, the rabbit is still so small, how could it survive.
"What do you think, I beat their mother to death."
Liu Jinglei thought about it seriously. Ye Feng thought he could give some serious advice, but he didn't expect this guy to say: "Or...take them all away and eat them, and let them die in the same hole Bar."
"Fuck you, uncle, why the hell are you so lacking in the brilliance of motherhood?"
"Day, it's always a man, where is the brilliance of motherhood?"
In the real world, Ye Feng's parents divorced, his mother married a foreigner, and went to live abroad. When he was a child, his father didn't care much about him, and he was taken by his aunt at home. Although the nature is different, I always feel that if these rabbits continue to stay I will die here.
"Let's put it here first, find some grass and trees to cover it, and have a look at the situation of the rabbits tomorrow, what if the one you hit is not their mother, what if there are other rabbits who will take care of them?" Dou Xiao naturally He hugged Ye Feng's waist and spoke to comfort him.
Ye Feng instantly straightened his body as if he had been electrocuted, and this was the first time he was hugged by a man.
"Well, let's do it. Let's do this first." They found some grass and trees to cover it properly. The movement of the rabbits is small. This place is remote and there are few people. In today's society, there are not many people like them who come to hunt birds at their leisure. .
Ye Feng had a bitter face, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and he was still worried.
Dou Xiao kept paying attention to Ye Feng, and asked, "Do you like rabbits?"
Ye Feng thought about the cuteness of the rabbit: "Well, I really like it."
"Pfft, so the way you like it is to eat it?" Dou Xiao couldn't help joking.
Ye Feng curled his lips and glared at Dou Xiao.
When they went back, they took some shortcuts. Everyone said that going up the mountain is easy and going down is difficult. It was true. When going down the mountain, you have to check whether the foot is loose. Ye Feng almost twisted his foot. Now that the sun is up, the three of them are sweating a little on their foreheads.
When they were approaching the foot of the mountain, the familiar sound of "bang bang bang" sounded, and they stopped. They didn't expect that there were other people hunting birds on this mountain besides them.
Dou Xiao frowned, suddenly thought of the steel ball in his pocket, and followed the sound, Ye Feng and Liu Jinglei didn't want to keep up with him.
Unexpectedly, it was the contractor on the construction site who caught my eye.
Foreman Bao, everyone around him called him that, because he was not only a foreman, but his real surname was Bao.
The foreman was a little surprised when he saw the sudden appearance, and then he smiled and said: "Oh, what a coincidence, when did you come? It seems that the goods have been received well."
"The contractor is also in a good mood." This sentence sounds very uncomfortable.
The meaning is self-evident. There was an accident on the construction site a few days ago. Didn't they say that they didn't have leisure time to hunt birds?
The contractor was not as fierce as he had seen before: "Isn't it that you have aroused the desire to hunt birds? No, let's warm up our hands and see if we can get some wild game for dinner."
Ye Feng looked around, but he didn't see anyone with him, so he asked curiously, "Did Uncle Bao come here by himself?"
"Well, yes, I made an appointment with Xiao Zhang on the construction site, and came here by myself when the phone didn't get through."
The contractor hit two pheasants, and he was in a good mood: "Are you going back? Let's go together. I'll take you out." He said and walked behind.
"Uncle, isn't this road close? Why do you go there?" Liu Jinglei said.
"But that road is relatively steep, you think you are exploring. I can sweat all over that road."
"Uncle Haha, we're not afraid, we just want to go this way, together?" The young people didn't feel much about the steep mountain road, and there was no problem for the three of them to support each other.
The contractor paused and compromised.
As the oldest uncle, I insisted on being the first to explore the way.
The four of them chatted and supported each other down the mountain. Halfway through the walk, a rancid smell drifted over the tip of their noses, making the four of them frown.
"Fuck, is this a dead pheasant or rabbit, so...vomit..." Liu Jinglei retched and covered his mouth and stopped talking.
The others also covered their mouths and noses.
"Damn it, hurry up, it's probably the smell of rotting animal corpses." The contractor swears and quickens his pace.
Can small animal carcasses emit such a strong rancid smell?
Ye Feng slowed down, as if there was something guiding him which way to go, but finally couldn't help turning around to search for the source of the rancid smell.
The hearts of Liu Jinglei and the contractor were broken, and only Dou Xiao followed without hesitation.
"I, Grass Leaf Peak, Dou Xiao, where are you going? Don't tell me that your motherhood is rampant, and you want to find that animal's body and bury it....Ugh~~~~" Liu Jinglei shut up again, but still chose to follow them pace of.
As the rancid smell became stronger and stronger, Liu Jinglei and the contractor called out for nothing in their hearts.
Because there are forests and small bushes on both sides, it is very difficult to walk. When they saw Ye Feng and Dou Xiao in front of them stop, they both paused.
I'm afraid the scene is too mosaic to be disgusted.
The two agreed not to leave, and turned around without looking.
Just kidding, Liu Jinglei said that he didn't want to see the scene that the influential figures in their school would be disgusted by.
"Hey, hello Mr. Police, I'm the one who reported the crime and found a... dead body here." The content of Ye Feng's call came, and both of them were shocked.
"I'm not kidding, address? Please wait a moment, I'll let the locals here tell you." Ye Feng came over and handed the phone to Liu Jinglei.
Suspiciously, Liu Jinglei took it to the side and reported the address, then hung up the phone.
Liu Jinglei pouted and looked in the direction of the corpse.
"System, I thought of Conan. Can you tell me if I am Conan alive? My real name is Kudo Shinichi, right? Where is my Xiaolan?
[System: It's quite similar. When Mr. Host came here, he had already triggered the trend of the case. 】
"So you are telling me that these few times were not simple accidents?"
[System: I didn't say, hehehehe]
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