That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Guo Jie's graduation thesis was finally handed in on the line. When he saw Lao Li's face that was a bit disgusted, Guo Jie felt that whether he could graduate this year was a problem.

"Okay, it can be handed in. You are preparing to defend your dissertation in June. Go back."

Guo Jie was almost overjoyed by the unexpected ending. He bowed and suppressed the idea of ​​jumping three feet high immediately. Guo Jie walked out of the classroom office very calmly. The moment he closed the door, he immediately jumped Four or five times.

With a bright smile like a blooming sunflower, Guo Jie walked towards the dormitory in three steps.Now that there is no problem with the thesis, it is only necessary to find a job.Guo Jie is gearing up and is going to ask the editor, Lang Weixian, if there is any shortage of intern painters in XO Game Company, who can become regulars.

He completely forgot that he seemed to have something important to do.

Lang Weixian: You mean an intern?

Pot cover: Yes, are you short?

After typing, Guo Jie looked at the screen expectantly.

Langweixian: No, you want to come?

Guo Jie's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly speeded up his typing.

Pot lid: Mmmmmmm!Please, Langweixian, please accept me, okay=3=

Lang Weixian: I don't care about this, but are you sure you want to come?

Guo Jie hadn't finished typing the word "sure", when the next message from Lang Weixian made him grind his teeth angrily.

Lang Weixian: We only need interns to clean the toilets, are you coming? =3=

Pot cover: ...Goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, goodbye, goodbye...

Guo Jie closed the computer angrily, completely unaware that at the other end of the network, the editor-in-chief Lang Weixian suppressed a smile while wiping the cold sweat from his forehead due to shock.Hey mother, how did this unlucky thing come to XO company to be an intern painter?If this little procrastinator is assigned to her again, wouldn't her life in the future be miserable.

After closing the computer, Guo Jie was not willing to let it go. He thought for a while, since Lang Wei Xianming was pretending to dislike him, why didn't he go directly to the boss?Maybe the boss can be a bole and appreciate his great horse!

Guo Jie, who is as shameless as the Maxima, is excited again, perhaps because of the confidence he has gained from successfully passing his graduation thesis.Guo Jie opened the poor computer that he just closed, looked at the dialog box with Lang Weixian that had not been closed, Guo Jie snorted loudly, and closed it decisively.

Guo Jie found the head portrait of the boss in the list, and Guo Jie poked it open excitedly.

Pot Lid: Boss!Your company has no shortage of interns!The kind that can be straightened!

Guo Jie sent the message, but the message seemed to have disappeared. He waited for nearly 10 minutes but the boss did not reply.Guo Jie stretched out his hand and scratched his face. Did the boss remember the little thing he was told by him last time?So deliberately ignoring his message?Guo Jie couldn't help curling his lips, why is the boss so stingy?But Guo Jie still did not intend to give up so quickly, he decided to try again.

Pot cover: Boss!My dear boss!

boss:……

This time, the boss's reply was inexplicably fast.

Boss: I was away just now.Intern you say?what can you do.

Guo Jie felt that the boss's question was full of sarcasm, and the expression that the boss showed every time he spoke harshly appeared in his mind.But the boss's face is still pretty handsome, if it's not so fierce... Being a male ticket is also... Bah, bah, bah!What are you thinking!Guo Jie shook his head and shook those messy things out of his mind. Now is the moment when he is going to make or break his job search, why does he still have daydreams about those worthless things? !

He took a deep breath, and suppressed the anger in his heart because he felt humiliated.

Pot cover: Painter!Boss, I have been with you more than once, you know my level, I think I can still be qualified for the position of a professional painter!

boss:……

Guo Jie sent the message confidently. When he found that the boss only sent him back a series of ellipsis, he couldn't help being a little disappointed. After thinking about it, he decided to organize the language again and try to persuade the boss. pull down.

Guo Jie, who made up his mind, raised his head, but the moment he saw the screen clearly, his entire face turned into the word "囧".

Boss: I still know whether you are competent, but I don't know when we fit together.

Guo Jie: "..."

Mom, where is the seam?Can you point it out to me so I can get in.

Although Guo Jie really wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in, but if he didn't explain, it seemed that the boss would misunderstand him even more, so he suppressed the urge to cry, and quickly typed the reply.

Pot cover: It's not what you think, boss!I made a typo! !It's just hand cancer! !Boss, you trust me! ! QAQ

Pot cover: Boss! !Come out, Stemi! !

boss:……

Boss: Originally, I planned to think carefully about your coming to our company for an internship. Now, let’s see, with your IQ, let’s forget it.

Guo Jie: "???" What did the boss just say? !

Pot lid: No! ! !boss! ! !Give me another chance! ! !

Guo Jie finally got an internship opportunity with his boss, omitting many of the boss's vicious words.After all the formalities were completed, Guo Jie finally stepped into the office building as an employee.

Looking at the familiar scene, nothing had changed, but Guo Jie felt that everything was different from when he first came here.He looked at the green leafy plants under the marble pillar in the hall with a loving face, and took a deep breath in a mysterious way.

Then he felt a smell of shit coming to his nostrils.

"It's not good!" The source of the smell yelled, and ran from Guo Jie to the front desk at a speed of [-] meters: "The toilet is broken! Yone Tiangong rushed out!!"

When the two little girls at the front desk watched the guy covered in yellow-brown unidentified objects approaching, they screamed tacitly at the same time, "Ah-!! Don't come here! Get out of here!!"

Guo Jie stared dumbfounded at the sight of two little girls wearing stilettos about [-] centimeters running out from the front desk, ran to the elevator at a speed faster than a sprinter, and quickly disappeared into the elevator.

With a stiff neck, he turned his head and looked at the old man who was covered with that thing. When the big brother looked at him with a sad face and hesitated to speak, Guo Jie suddenly felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

"Well, big brother, don't worry, I'll go upstairs and call someone to fix it! Bye!" Before the big brother could say anything, Guo Jie ran into the room just as if he had oiled the soles of his feet. Go to the elevator on the first floor.Just kidding, he bought this new suit for the first day of work, if it gets stained with shit... he might as well be dead.

A big brother who also went to work on the first day was suddenly sprayed with feces by an abnormal toilet: "Ah!" The big brother looked down at the brand-new suit stained with poop, and suddenly felt like he was speechless. .

Damn, who did he provoke? !