The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

"Didn't my mother tell you to be polite?" Pei Haozhe helped him sit down on the bed, his gaze fell on the beard around the child's light-colored lips, and he pursed his lips, wondering what it was like.

His eyes flickered, and he took the empty glass naturally: "Go to bed first, I'll go first."

After finishing speaking, he almost snatched the cup from Lu Xiaoke's hand, turned around in a state of embarrassment and left immediately.

The system's yin and yang are strange: "Why, lure | temptation. Is it online?"

Lu Xiaoke wiped his mouth first, then buttoned his shirt well to cover his bony chest, and finally smoothed the shirt under his buttocks to cover his thighs.

Bian Bian mouth lifted the quilt and got into the bed: "It's all a coincidence, you are overthinking."

System: "...do you think I will believe it?"

Lu Xiaoke was at the bedside: "Then what, don't care about my age, you'd better forget that He Xingyang is less than sixteen this year, do you think you believe it?"

System: "..." Believe it or not, you have to believe it!

Lu Xiaoke: "I am a good boy who obeys the law."

System: "Really, then I misread you."

Lu Xiaoke was surprised: "Oh, my God, in your eyes, what kind of image do I have? Hungry and thirsty?"

System: "Can you speak well?"

Lu Xiaoke didn't care about it, and made a pitiful expression with his mouth curled up: "Actually, I only like you cheeky, how can you, how can you think of me like that? You scumbag!"

The system is already immune to his self-orgasm, so he casually added a few sentences to make him happy.

While talking, it suddenly remembered something, and it asked: "Did you not have a sense of time travel at that moment just now, Pei Haozhe, very similar to Qin Feng."

"It's just a person, what does it look like?" Lu Xiaoke disagrees.

System: "With different backgrounds and the same person, don't you feel strange and confused?"

Lu Xiaoke closed his eyes: "No, the name is not just a title. As for the background, it is even more illusory. If you have money today, you will have no money tomorrow. Today is still data, maybe tomorrow you will become a person."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke said again: "Anyway, the one I like is the one who likes me."

System: "You admit that you like him?"

"Don't you understand human language?" Lu Xiaoke lazily said, "If you can find someone who is pleasing to you, then the relationship is good, but if my fate is not so good, then I will definitely choose the one who likes me." After all, I am such a delicate person, so I naturally want to be pampered."

The system laughed: "A fan of the authorities, you like him so much."

Lu Xiaoke generously admitted: "Yes, I am not hard-hearted. I fell in love with him long ago in my previous life, but that love disappeared a lot with his death. The moment this world sees him again, it immediately revives. The fire can start a prairie fire."

He opened his arms, revealing a large piece of snow-white skin on his chest. He has eaten well and slept well recently, and he has gained some flesh, which really looks pleasing to the eye.

System: "Then..."

Lu Xiaoke suddenly interrupted: "Go to sleep, I'm sleepy." After finishing speaking, he directly turned off the lamp on the bedside table, and the dim light disappeared instantly, and the voice of the system that hadn't landed floated in the air, like a lonely soul, resentful.

It's just that the light was turned off, but Lu Xiaoke didn't really fall asleep.

In the dark night, he suddenly opened a pair of eyes, black and bright, as bright as two enlightening stars dotted in the night sky.

System: "... What's wrong with you, cheating on corpses in the middle of the night? You scared me." I thought something was wrong.

Lu Xiaoke asked back: "It's not that you haven't slept yet, and you're still talking about me."

The system choked, and retorted: "You turned off the lights first."

Although the room Lu Xiaoke lives in is on the first floor, but in order to take care of his painting, the lighting is really good.

At night, the white moonlight just fell on the bedside, and the soft light shrouded his face. His eyes were sharp, and he could even see the fine hairs on his fair face. Not to mention, the static state was really cute.

Lu Xiaoke rubbed the quilt, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "If I turn off the light, does that mean I'm going to sleep? I'm not happy that I have insomnia, but you, a system without insomnia, shouldn't be after turning off the light Do you want to go to sleep now?"

"..." Can the system say that its dormancy time is getting shorter and shorter now? Even in a dormant state, it is the most obvious dormant state that can be left immediately as soon as the host has any emotional fluctuations.

Can it talk, of course not, otherwise I don't know how Lu Xiaoke would make fun of himself.

The system choked and said, "You made me sleep every time after you fell asleep."

Lu Xiaoke: "Yo, I didn't expect you to listen to me so much. It seems that my husband Gang is really good."

System: "..." Look, it hasn't said anything else, otherwise it doesn't know where it will be in the car.

Lu Xiaoke turned over: "I can't sleep."

System: "Does your foot hurt?"

I only heard Lu Xiaoke sighed, which was especially clear in the quiet night, and I could even hear the context of the voice: "My heart hurts."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke rarely asked quietly: "Do you really, don't like me at all?"

Hearing this question, the system always felt a slight sadness lingering in his heart. There were some things in his heart like seeds that took root, one after another as if they were about to burst out of the ground at any time, but they were blocked by the barrier.

It was as if some words had come to his lips, but he knew clearly that he must not say them. After a long pause, the system seemed to be controlled by an unknown force, and he said with difficulty: "Sorry, I Just your bound host."

"That's it." Lu Xiaoke was a little lonely, he held the quilt tightly in his hands, and a slight smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "Now that I think about it, Qin Feng should love me very much."

The system felt as if a knife had been drawn out of thin air, and it had slashed a few times on its own heart, but it was said to be a heart, but in fact it was just data. There is no such piercing pain.

Stuffy and a little sore.

The system said in a low voice, "Yes, he loves you very much."

Lu Xiaoke shook his head, and retorted: "It's not very love, it's love, love, love, the kind that can't be described by thousands of loves."

He closed his eyes, obviously immersed in the sweet memories of the last world, even his voice seemed to be soaked in honey: "If 70.00% of a normal person's body is water, I think Qin Feng is 90.00%| Ninety percent is me, if a piece of data is [-]% control orders, then Qin Feng is [-]% me, all kinds of me."

The system asked subconsciously: "What about you, are you happy? Or do you feel burdened?"

"Why do you feel burdened?" Lu Xiaoke smiled slightly, "I feel both happy and a little sad."

System: "What are you worried about? Don't you lack love? If someone loves you so much, shouldn't you go to heaven happily? Why worry?"

Lu Xiaoke didn't mind the thorns that suddenly stood up, and looked at the cold moonlight beside the bed: "A person, half is me, half is the predestined person, and the other half is predestined to be more or less biased. That is to say, cheating, as the saying goes, there are spirits cheating even if it is lighter, but Qin Feng is different, the rest of him doesn't understand love at all, let alone the destined half, it can be seen that all of them are me."

The system didn't quite understand, and when he was about to ask carefully, Lu Xiaoke turned over and lay down on the bed, buried his face in the pillow and said in a muffled voice, "Go to sleep, I'm really sleepy this time."

The system said repeatedly: "Don't move around, there are still injuries on your feet, and the fracture is not a sprain, can you pay attention!"

His voice was full of dissatisfaction, and he didn't know whether it was because he didn't care about his feet, or because of the inexplicable conversation just now.

Lu Xiaoke's head sank into the pillow, and he swayed from side to side, indicating that he was fine.

Stuck at the apex of the system, he couldn't get up and down, and was about to let go of his temper and ignore him, when he heard Lu Xiaoke's aggrieved Bara's voice: "Don't sleep today, I don't hurt now, but I fell asleep I don’t know, help me look at it.”

Before waiting for the system to reply, Lu Xiaoke added forcefully: "You are not allowed to exchange point cards, I am very poor!"

System: "..." May I ask where is the arrogance of spending points to save strangers in the first world?

Rao was complaining in his heart, but the system still answered consciously: "Go to bed early, your body is already weak, and you still stay up late like others?"

Although he didn't hear the answer, he knew that it would definitely follow suit. The corners of Lu Xiaoke's lips were slightly upturned when he was asleep, and a slight smile could be seen from the corners of his eyes and brows.

"Oh." The system stared at his sleeping face all night, thinking, knowing that Qin Feng loves him so much, is it worth being so happy?Didn't you already know that?

When the sky was getting brighter, a weak orange light dispelled the darkness. For a moment, the system suddenly had an incredible thought, what is love?

The system searched until it was broad daylight, until Lu Xiaoke muttered and tossed and turned, presumably when he was about to wake up, but he couldn't get an answer from the database.

It suddenly thought of the half and half of what Lu Xiaoke said.

No wonder I don't understand it, it's just a system, it's all about me, there is no predestined person at all.

I don't know if it has anything to do with Lu Xiaoke's psychological confession that night. The system feels that Lu Xiaoke's attitude towards Pei Haozhe has become more and more subtle.

Although they are called elder brother and younger brother, they are obviously relatives to Jian Eryun, but they always leave some room for Pei Haozhe, leaving room for changes in the relationship in the future.

As for Pei Haozhe, it meant a lot to him, he raised him like a child bride.

Every night, at ten o'clock, Lu Xiaoke would open the door and wait.

Usually, within 2 minutes, Pei Haozhe would appear in front of him on time with hot milk, saying the same sentence: "Why don't you go in and wait."

Lu Xiaoke took it over: "Brother Pei went in, I heard Uncle Pei calling you just now."

Pei Haozhe: "It's nothing important."

Lu Xiaoke stood at the door and drank it with his neck up. He licked his lips with the tip of his red tongue, and hiccupped lightly: "My feet are almost healed. I'll just go get them myself in the future. I won't spare you." I am busy with other things every day, but I still have to think about such small things.”

"It's nothing, no trouble." Pei Haozhe would be happy to be able to enter the child's room every night, not to mention milking the milk.

He glanced at Lu Xiaoke and walked around the room, feeling that today would be incomplete if he didn't go in.

Lu Xiaoke turned around and looked: "What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing." Pei Haozhe's expression froze, "Give me the cup."

"Oh, I almost forgot." Lu Xiaoke hurriedly handed it over, but he didn't know that one of them lost his footing in a hurry, and his body suddenly fell forward. He subconsciously tightened the cup in his hand, and there was no time to hold anything, standing upright Bump into Pei Haozhe.

"!" Pei Haozhe stretched out his hands subconsciously, his arms full of soft fragrance and soft jade, before he could feel the beauty, the corners of his lips became slightly warm, and the soft touch disappeared in a flash. In an instant, his back and his two arms were all hardened. .

"Brother Pei?" Lu Xiaoke buried her face in Pei Haozhe's arms, her heart was beating wildly, and she repeatedly apologized, "It's okay, I didn't hurt you, I didn't stand properly."

"Brother Pei?" There was no answer for a long time, he could not stand up with his own strength, Lu Xiaoke was puzzled.

The tip of the nose lingers with a refreshing mint scent. It is obviously the same bath scent that Jian Eryun bought, but the child has a little more sweet milk scent.

Even though Pei Haozhe didn't like drinking milk, he still felt the silky smoothness for no reason, and wanted to reach out and touch the real texture.

As soon as this thought came up, Pei Haozhe seemed to be in a daze, his mind was full of the child's usual smiles, every move.

It's so cute.

"Brother Pei?" Lu Xiaoke called out again uncertainly, and patted Pei Haozhe's back, "Are you okay, did I hurt you?"

No, the three souls and seven souls were knocked out, this was Pei Haozhe's first reaction after he came back to his senses.

"It's okay." He opened the distance between the two of them in a panic, let go, turned around and was about to leave, but when he thought of the other party's inconvenient legs and feet, he even forgot to say hello under the flustered state. Put a hand through the crook of his knee.

Without saying a word, he picked him up and put him on the side of the bed, stared at him for a long time inexplicably, left a sentence to go to bed early, turned around and left step by step like a machine.

Lu Xiaoke could even hear the creaking of his bones and joints when he moved.

Lu Xiaoke: "..." Yes, yes, I don't know anything.

His legs drooped naturally on the edge of the bed, staring at the closed door and smiling, he even shook his uninjured foot in a good mood.

After nearly 15 minutes, the system finally heard the sound of the door completely closing with a click. It was not blown by the wind, but was gently pulled shut by humans.

Pei Haozhe never left, even forgot to close the door!

Lu Xiaoke smiled with satisfaction, put the milk cup in his hand on the bedside table, retracted his legs and got on the bed.

Unlike Pei Haozhe who was surrounded by silky and sweet touches, the system only tasted sour and astringent at this moment, and smacked his lips straight to the head: "Didn't you say that you don't plan to provoke him for the time being?" So what happened just now, it was obviously deliberate Tempt it.

Lu Xiaoke blinked his eyes: "He is a gentleman, because he thinks I don't understand these things, but of course I know the best about me. I like him. Of course I can't help hugging and kissing him." Don't do anything excessive, simple physical contact is fine, as long as he doesn't want to do too much.

Lu Xiaoke said with a smile: "But compared to him, I like you more." The corners of his eyes raised slightly, "It's still too late for you to admit it digitally, I will definitely abandon him, and then I will fuck you regardless of!"

"I'm talking nonsense again." Facing Shang Lu Xiaoke's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, the system was in a complicated mood, more of which was full of bitterness, and laughed, "Then please let me go, I'm the last one. The one who obeys the law."

Lu Xiaoke shook his head regretfully: "Then there's nothing you can do, you didn't seize the opportunity." He turned off the light, and fell asleep with a smile on his lips.

"Hey, what did I see just now?" Lu Xiaoke likes to browse Weibo besides painting when he has nothing to do. By chance, he saw an Internet celebrity pushed on the homepage. He He Ning slowly narrowed his eyes with the words Helo, "This is... Why Ning? That illegitimate daughter? Is this a person?"

In the photo on Jiugongge, two girls with pointed chins and big eyes cuddled together and made faces at the camera. Not to mention similarities, even He Ning might not be able to recognize which one was her.

At first glance, the system couldn't see it even more. By the way, he reluctantly said to the bone: "The one on the left is wearing the pink skirt."

Lu Xiaoke said with emotion: "Asian magic is well-deserved."

He clicked on the blogger's Weibo, and found that the other party was a beauty blogger with nearly a million fans, but there were not many comments on each Weibo, only a few hundred.

The comment section was clearly divided, the ones at the front were all scolding her for showing off her wealth, while the ones at the back were all praising her for her beauty and encouraging her to dress more boldly.

These days, it's true that you don't have to be responsible for what you say online, and there are all sorts of messy things to get rid of the smog.

There were also a few people who persuaded her, but with a few words of innocence, she was already squeezed to the bottom and laughed at.

Lu Xiaoke casually flipped through a few Weibo posts. This little girl looked sloppy at home and squinted her eyes all day long. one face.

Suspender skirt, short shorts, P's snow-white thighs pierced his eyes, and even a small gap in his chest was squeezed out decently, Lu Xiaoke was stunned to see it.

The moment he put down the phone, Lu Xiaoke was a little confused: "I don't understand the kids nowadays."

The system explained: "It's nothing more than too little homework, the desire to be famous is too strong, flaunting wealth, revealing flesh, and all non-mainstream actions are opportunities to quickly catch the attention of the public."

"They are still young and don't have the ability to judge right from wrong. It is easy for them to ignore the consequences they may bear in the future and rush for quick success. This is also the reason why people with incomplete capacity need the care of guardians since ancient times."

Lu Xiaoke listened to each other, and pointed to the girl who was always on the same level as him on He Ning's Weibo.

The daily painting style is almost as intoxicating as He Yining's. The two walk almost the same path, and even their fans overlap.

Lu Xiaoke: "Mr. System, help me with something."

System: "What are you talking about directly?"

Lu Xiaoke chuckled: "Do you also help with private matters?"

The system asked back: "Is it too personal for me to help you?"

Lu Xiaoke grumbled and complained: "Then I want you to anthropomorphize to satisfy me, why don't you let go?"

Without waiting for the system to refute, Lu Xiaoke continued to talk about the serious matter just now: "Help me investigate this girl, I want the most detailed information and contact information."

The system was slightly surprised: "No, you, like this type?"

"Pfft—" Lu Xiaoke laughed, "Are you joking around the world? Do you think you are this type?"

System: "..." In the past two days, the CPU may have been running at high speed, something went wrong, and it blurted out such a mentally handicapped question, embarrassingly defending, "Isn't this the first time you're investigating a girl?"

Lu Xiaoke pursed his lips: "Mission, Mr. System, you have been absent-minded recently, what are you thinking about? The brain circuit is being repaired? Why do you always go off the rails in unknown directions, and you can't get back even after galloping? Or……"

He raised the corners of his eyes with a half-smile, "When you think about what relationship I might have with a woman when I investigate her, you're so nervous that you won't think about it? Huh? Of course, I'm not talking about that relationship."

"Mr. System, in fact, your heart is much more honest than yours." Lu Xiaoke chuckled softly.