hello baby

"Hahahahaha."

"Try smiling again." Bai Yi narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Ha...ahem, so, the shadow you mentioned last time was all thanks to your mother? Haha, the playground is a good memory for most people, but it has become a shadow for you It's gone." Zhao Qinfeng tried his best to hold back his laughter, so as not to let his flesh and blood bloom again, but holding it in really hurts.

"Tsk, when your fart is big, try being dragged and played with irritating things for three whole days without stopping. It can be said that you vomit a hundred times a day. Before your throat breaks, the internal organs will be vomited out first." Said As he spoke, Bai Yi felt that his throat was uncomfortable, so he quickly picked up the water on the table.

"Come on, you can still eat snacks here leisurely after you spit out the internal organs?... Let me tell you, I bought it just now, you should save some, I haven't eaten yet."

"Hey, let's eat." Bai Yi flicked his left hand, and threw a half-eaten bag of potato chips over: "Okay, after talking so much, tell me, will you take me in tonight?"

"I refuse you will go?"

"No." Bai Yi simply lay down on the sofa and picked up a pack of shredded squid and gnawed on it: "I was thinking, what gift should I give you for your birthday, and finally, I decided, look, I put my own Give it to you, take good care of it."

"Get out! It's still early for my birthday." This fucking guy obviously wanted to eat and drink.

"Huh? What did you say?" Bai Yi narrowed his eyes dangerously again, and when Zhao Qinfeng was about to surrender helplessly, his expression suddenly changed, and he yelled like an abandoned woman while clutching his heart: "Ahhh! Damn you are so cruel."

"Shut up, you won't be able to attract all the neighbors here." Hearing Bai Yi's sudden howling, Zhao Qinfeng jumped over and covered his mouth tightly without even thinking about it. Yi was lying down, and the scene of him jumping over looked like... to outsiders.

"you……"

"..." An extremely familiar voice came from behind, and Zhao Qinfeng instantly petrified on the spot.Mother, why don't you say a word when you come here, and how can you walk without making a sound at all, my God.

Taking advantage of Zhao Qinfeng's inattention, Bai Yi directly pulled his hand away and continued to shout. This is obviously the rhythm of adding fire when he knew that someone was coming and thought the scene was not chaotic enough.

"Baby, you... came out?"

"Shut up!" Zhao Qinfeng glared at Bai Yi, and hurried to his mother to explain.Now he has an urge to die, if it gets to his father, he will probably have to lie in the hospital for several months. "Mom, listen to my explanation."

The goal was to achieve the desired effect. Bai Yi picked up his backpack and walked away very sensiblely. When closing the door, he left a sentence: "I slept really well last night. It is inconvenient to see you tonight, so I will leave first."

"Bai Yi!"

"Sleep? Okay, I remember you said on the phone that you had a girlfriend or something, please explain to me clearly, he looks like a woman, huh?!"

"My girlfriend was with me before, but we broke up... Well, he is a man, we just slept together... No, it's not that kind of sleep, sleep, sleep, we didn't do anything, he's really not me girlfriend."

"Not a girlfriend but a boyfriend, right?"

"Mom..." Facing his mother's serious suspicious eyes, Zhao Qinfeng wanted to cry without tears. This is getting darker and darker!That bastard, meeting him will cause nothing good, he is doomed, who will save him!

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