Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Sato is the surname of the upper-class samurai family. In the era when the future of heaven and man came and the boundaries between samurai had not yet become blurred, the head of their family was the banner samurai directly under the daimyo.

The patriarch of this generation, Sato Toranojiro, is a mediocre patriarch, neither smart nor stupid, able to protect himself in troubled times, but also spends a lot of energy on internal political struggles like other rubbish nobles who do not care about state affairs .

He has a political enemy who is of the same status as him, but he is not in the same position in all aspects. Now it is a time of war. Compared with the situation of quarreling in front of the daimyo in peacetime, the current nobles are more inclined to use some nasty means, ninja assassination , the temptation of a beautiful oiran, as long as it works, why not do it?

But what makes him feel regretful is that Mr. Political Enemy is really very vigilant, even if he intends to use some dirty tricks, it must be useful.

"Do you want to kill xxx?" Sato, who was still sitting in front of the candlestick thinking in the middle of the night, was startled, who? !

He pulled out the samurai sword on the shelf, turned around, and saw Ilmi hiding in the corner, and he almost screamed at that moment.

hell-

However, Sato didn't make a sound, and Yiermi threw out a nail in time to block his actions.

No wonder this man is afraid, because when he goes to the country to do as the Romans do, the little fairy changed into a kimono that he hasn’t worn for many years. He didn’t wear the men’s patterned hakama. Naturally, the upper body is a small furisode, and he wears high-quality wooden clogs with half-length clogs. With not short hair, she looks like a delicate little girl.

But Yiermi's eyes were too dark, and he avoided everyone's eyes and ears and entered Sato's room, showing unpredictable abilities, not to mention that the first sentence he spoke was related to death, Sato Toranojiro inevitably put the titles of Hell Girl, Huangquan Extraditionist and so on on Ilmi's head.

Yi Ermi tilted his head: "Please don't make a sound." He said, "If you disturb others, you will die."

The system said: "Is there anyone who recruits customers like you?"

I tell you!If you play like this, Beat the Enemy will go out of business sooner or later!

Yier fan: "Hee hee, didn't I just do that?"

Fairy is no mistake!

The innocent little fairy looked at the immobile Sato and said, "I can kill xxx for you, but I will get the corresponding reward." He added, "If you renege on the debt, you will be the one who dies."

Sato, unable to speak, thought, aren't you buying and selling by force?Although he intends to kill xxx, he doesn't necessarily want to find you!He looked away, just in time to see the hem of the kimono, with blood-red flowers blooming on the black bottom.

Sato shook, and the four words were engraved in his mind.

Hell girl!This is definitely the legendary hell girl who brought people into the Santu River!

Il fans: Where did the legend come from? Are you sure it’s not because you’ve watched too many animations?

The little fairy of Hell Girl said: "If you agree, roll your eyes up, and if you don't agree, don't roll."

Can you disagree in this case?Not to mention that the man had a wonderful fantasy about his identity as an Il fan, and he rolled his eyes faster than turning the pages of a book.

The little fairy was satisfied, and he said: "The contract is established." With a wave of his hand, the flickering light on the candlestick went out instantly, and Sato suddenly found that he could move. He wiped off his cold sweat, and when he looked up, Yi Ermi's figure disappeared .

"It really is a hell girl." He said to himself.

No matter what, let's take a look first, if xxx is dead, then money is really a trivial matter, not to mention, he doesn't want to offend a god for money, what if that person takes him to hell?

In this world where even heaven and man exist, or what is impossible?

The little fairy running wildly in the woods said, "Hey hee hee hee, how about my pretense?"

The system said: "I will give you -150 points."

Il fans: "???"

System: "The remaining points are sent in the form of two hundred and five."

Yi Ermi said: "Do you know that it is easy to lose me like this?"

The system sneered: "I wish I could lose you."

come!Hurt each other!Let's see who is afraid of whom!

Little Fairy's career started vigorously like this, and he was relieved that most of the warriors in this world are still not like Teacher Songyang, no, not even like the ones in the documentary, the ones he met A samurai, with one injection, will die completely, and die with blood rushing, and it will not happen that he squirts blood and eats at the same time.

The little fairy complained: "You liar!"

In order to kill the unknown samurai, he made a careful and detailed plan, but the guards hired by the man were too weak, and it was simply a pity for his efforts.

The system didn't make excuses, but just said inscrutablely: "You will know when you meet."

It's useless to say more, let the cruel reality slap the host's face!

Il fans: Tsk, the big spicy chicken has become difficult to deal with.

The system seems to have evolved since it came to the new world. Il fans tried many times, but they failed to hurt him.

This can't work!Yi Erfan thought, he really wanted to find a place to study hard.

The death of the samurai was like a boulder thrown into a calm lake, causing an uproar.

If it is said that death by the hands of ninjas is definitely not the case, whoever does not support a team of ninjas among powerful people these days, the most famous one is Yuiban, who protects the general and the princess, and also helps those in power by the way Do something shady.

But no matter how strong the ninja is, it is impossible to sneak into the samurai's yard quietly. There are too many ninjas protecting him on the beams. Fall silently?

However, it was not just the samurai who fell. All the people who protected him died without making a sound before they died. The people who went to the autopsy said that they didn't even struggle, and they didn't even realize it at the moment of death. With the approach of the enemy, the killer seemed to emerge from the ground.

What's even more frightening is that they didn't find any wounds. They only knew that these people died, but they didn't even find the cause of death.

Il fans: =v=, the chanting needle is really easy to use, it disappears automatically when a person dies.

You don't even need to recycle, happy~

The autopsy person tried all kinds of methods, but couldn't find a reason. He sighed: "I'm afraid the gods took them away." They all secretly inferred that the warrior was cursed by the gods, otherwise how could he die so suddenly?

They didn't expect that it was done by heaven and man. Heaven and man like to use gunpowder and guns. If they commit serious crimes, the heavenly people will come to arrest people directly. One by one is more powerful than the other. It is not their style to die silently.

The incident was so big that it naturally reached Sato's ears. As soon as he heard about it, the layers of clothing on the back were soaked in cold sweat.

The person who told him also had a big heart, and he didn't notice anything strange about Sato, and congratulated him on the death of his political opponent.

Sato responded with a smile on his face, but his heart tightened. It really was a hell girl. Fortunately, he agreed, otherwise he would have died in all likelihood.

The little fairy ran to Sato's room again on the second night after killing the unknown samurai. He was sitting upright, apparently waiting for Ilmi for a long time.

"Master God." The samurai came up and bowed, which surprised Yi Ermi.

Il fans: "???"

He said to the system: "Could it be that this person has already seen the essence of my little fairy?" Otherwise, why would he be called a god.

System hehe, maybe the other party thinks you are a female ghost?

The little fairy was delighted, it must be because he looked fairy-like and holy that Sato called him an adult.

"I'll collect the reward." The fairy-like little fairy said, "Just transfer the money to the bank account, Standard Chartered Bank, card number 123456789."

Sato was startled, are the recent Hell Girls so advanced?The bank has only been introduced from Heaven and Man for a few years, and they all have bank accounts?

Yier fan took out another business card: "This is my business card, call the number on it if you have anything to do in the future." He threw the card out, and the edge sank deep into the tatami, "If you help me develop customers, then you If there is a list, we will discount it as appropriate.”

Sato's face was numb, the gods these days are really advancing with the times.

Irmi thinks about it, and thinks that discounts are not enough. People here are busy fighting with political opponents every day, so they don't take the initiative to give knives to others. He thought of this person calling him God, so he said coldly : "If you help me develop new clients, I will protect you."

System: ==.

Isn't it weird to put both "client" and "shelter" in one sentence?What kind of customers does the cold fairy want? Can't it be enough to drink dew?

Il fans: I am much more advanced than those fake and shoddy products, I am a serious fairy who loves money xd.

Because the little fairy uses both carrots and sticks, his customers, no, believers have really increased. During the war, there should not be too many noble warriors who want to kill others. Some patriotic ones even buy murderers. Life becomes full and enjoyable.

Il fan: "I'm really a career-oriented little fairy." When he said this, he happened to stab a samurai sword picked up by the roadside into the stomach of Matou Tianren. This client had a special request and asked Tianren to die. As if killed by a samurai.

As an excellent killer, Yiermi is committed to fulfilling all the requirements of the client. If the client goes east, he will never go west.

Of course, any designated method of death requires additional money.

After completing the order in hand, Yiermi began to wrestle with the system. When he came to the new world, he was alone. Apart from sending a text message every few days to report that he was safe, there was only the garbage system to chat with.

Hey, he is really pitiful.

System: Keke, do you think I'm rare?

"Recently, the list of heaven and man has increased." Yi Ermi said, "Is this the beginning of a war? Or is patriotism high?"

The system has collected a lot of information during this period, and the answer is fluent: "Half and half."

Since the invasion of heaven and man, the war in this place has never stopped, but the civil war takes up a lot of space, and it is rare for samurai and heaven and man to face each other directly. Under normal circumstances, the two sides facing neng are the shogunate army and scattered troops assembled , Most of the samurai came from Satsuma or Changzhou.

But just as Il fans have more and more orders against heaven and man recently, ordinary warriors have become more active, whether it is assassinating heaven and man or blowing up high-ranking officials' mansions.

Yier fans said: "Hey, I feel that I have already become famous. I didn't expect success to be so simple."

The system is silent. Well, he admitted that the garbage host has indeed become famous. He is a system that keeps pace with the times. When it arrives in the new world, the basic panel will automatically open a new career line. 20%, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a small achievement, and after all, this is the fame that I have earned, and the progress rate is even higher than that of Hunter World.

But what has always puzzled the system is the comment below the career line. There was no such thing in Hunter World, and what the hell is "Hell Girl"?

The system thinks, even if the garbage host has comments, it should be a little fairy!

Before Il fans and the system knew about it, his name of Hell Girl had long been known far and wide. This name originally started from Sato, but because of his 100% mission completion rate, he began to travel more and more widely.

In principle, Il fans are not against accepting all kinds of business. To be honest, even if heaven and man bid him to assassinate the shogunate, there is no problem. He is a killer who only accepts money. The price is enough, and the target ability is not beyond his ability. range, everything else doesn't matter.

However, it is because of Sato's embellished narration that he is regarded as a local god by the people here, and the reward he receives is worship. In contrast, he satisfies the wishes of human beings. Since he is a local god, how can he help heaven and man? ?

Yiermi's business is getting bigger and bigger, and his reputation is getting better and better. Some sensitive celestial beings have also found his traces. To be more specific, they are the Heavenly Daoists, who are responsible for all affairs and they own this world. In the largest intelligence network on the Internet, Yier fans have made a lot of moves recently, killing several high-level celestial beings in a row, but until now, no one has seen his face, which is not right.

He was reported to the leader of Tendoin Naraku as a key person, that is, Yoshida Shoyo. When he saw the title "Hell Girl", he couldn't help laughing. Oboro, who had been with him all year round, had a question mark on his face. What's so funny about that? ?

"I just thought of an apprentice I brought out." He said to Yu, "According to your age, I should call you Junior Brother." He seldom mentioned the matter of Kuroro and Yiermi to his senior disciples, maybe because he felt it was meaningless, maybe It's because he feels that those two black and juicy brats are not the same as his inner, pure and pure disciple.

Yoshida Shoyo was rarely in the mood today, so he said to Oboro: "I nicknamed him 'Miss Hanako' at that time, and it was about the same radius as 'Hell Girl'."

Tiandaozhong Naluo's efficiency is quite high, Yier fans only got on Songyang's desk on the first day, and they got the business card left by the little fairy on the second day, snatching it from his client with great fanfare.

When Songyang heard that there was a business card, he had a bad premonition in his heart. When he saw the original business card, the corner of his mouth twitched and he couldn't say a word.

The postcards of Il fans follow a concise and powerful line, with the words "beating the enemy" as the title, but they are written in a common language. People in this world can't understand them. They think it is the language of the gods or some special signs. Below It's his cell phone number.

People in this world don't know the common language, but Yoshida Shoyo, who has been in the Hunter World for more than ten years, knows it!The words "beating the enemy" almost blinded his dog's eyes. He suddenly recalled his behavior of joking about "Miss Hanako" yesterday, and couldn't help muttering. Could it be that the subconscious had a premonition at that time?Otherwise, why did we talk about people yesterday, but they appeared today?

You have to pull this brat to your side first, Songyang sighed, feeling extremely delicate.This little wolf cub has really been able to work for ten years. It is estimated that he has not been here for a long time, and his deeds have been on his desk. There is no one who is so efficient.

Songyang thought that he was probably an old man, and he couldn't stop when he recalled the past. When he thought of Ilmi, he had to think of Ku Luoluo. He first thought that the brat would come too, right?But considering Kuroro's more high-profile style than Il fans, he immediately denied himself, that kid likes to play big games, if he came here with Ms. Hanako, he would have been caught by him long ago.

By the way, how did Miss Hanako come here?His eyes are wandering. Could it be that he came to this world after being killed by that bastard Kurolo?He considered the incompatible relationship between the two, and his expression turned serious, it's very possible!

No, no, no, I still have to tie Miss Hanako to my side first. He looked at the nickname of "Hell Girl" and was afraid for a while. Could it be that after being killed by the bastard kid, he was too angry and blackened, right?

Yiermi didn't know that his teacher was already sharpening his knife and preparing to catch him, and the little fairy who let herself go was enjoying the Chocolate Buffy of this world.

Full marks for sweetness!He gave a five-star praise, even compared with the professional chefs they hired at home.

Yier fans said to the system: "This is the taste of happiness."

The system had an indifferent face: "Isn't the smell of happiness the smell of money?" He remembered that the trash host liked the smell of money the most, otherwise he wouldn't have been tricked into this world.

Yier fan accused him: "You are so vulgar, how can you talk about money with a fresh and refined little fairy?"

The system is like a motherfucker, isn't your character set a little fairy who likes money?Why do I turn my face and deny people as soon as I say it!

Little Fairy: =v=, I am the only one who can say who I am, and everyone else is not qualified.

Who cares, spicy chicken!

After enjoying the dessert, the little fairy pushed the chair. Well, he is going to send the idiot prince on his way!

He read the information given to him by the tasker. The target of the assassination this time was an idiot prince from a mysterious planet. Although he was only a tiny bit old, he had already fully demonstrated the demeanor of mental retardation. No wonder he was named hata, which has a similar pronunciation to an idiot. .

Il fans said to the system: "Look, he looks like Majin Buu!"

The system asked: "Who is that?"

The little fairy disliked him again: "You haven't even watched Dragon Ball, have you ever had a childhood!"

The system thought, I'm sorry, I was created with the thinking of an adult, I'm really sorry for not having a childhood.

The idiot prince came to the earth to look for pets. He had strange hobbies at a very young age. He especially liked to keep some ugly and strange creatures as pets. As a prince of a planet, the people around him were not as many as the local nobles. , Yier fans learned through various channels that there is only one alien uncle who dislikes him very much.

Il fans really can't think of the use of assassinating this kind of rubbish, but the task is the task, and he will do it if he gives the money. However, when accepting the task, the person who sent the commission talked to him a lot, probably Killing the idiot prince will cause the two countries to turn against each other and hurt the morale of the heavenly people. In the end, the man also said that the gods should bless him.

Lord Shenming accepted the title Ilmi generously, without blushing at all, but added a zero to the final payment because he thought the tasker was too noisy and wasting his time.

As far as the difficulty of assassinating an idiot prince is concerned, it is not worthy of the price at all.

Yierfan followed him into a high-end hotel where the sky is under the tower. It is said that the safety factor is the highest in the world, but this is of no use to Yierfan. He flashed in easily, and no one found him .

Relaxed and relaxed, Yi Ermi cat bent his waist, half of his body was pressed against the wall, and Prince Hata was on the other side of the wall.

"???!!!" He suddenly felt that his body was light and he was lifted up. Yiermi turned around and saw the crow mask that left a deep impression on him. In a cold sweat, when was this man behind his back, why didn't he find out?

The system was also horrified. He immediately called up the map, but unexpectedly fell silent when he saw the person's name.

Let the garbage host worry a little longer, he thought sinisterly.

Seeing that Yi Er fans are unhappy, he is happy.

Yi Ermi and the man looked at each other without blinking their big eyes. Although their hearts frantically swiped the screen, there was no movement on their faces. However, as calm as they were on the face, they felt flustered in their hearts. Going to be blown up by the garbage host, if he really has ears.

Yier fan: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—the little fairy is going to become a dead fairy!""

The system thought to itself, what the hell.

Song Yang took the lead in defeating the big-eyed and small-eyed game. Even if he is an old fairy who has lived for 500 years, he is not as good as Ms. Hanako in this aspect. With a slight perception in his heart, he was scared enough to speak before thinking about it.

"Long time no see, Ms. Hanako." Songyang sighed, "You really haven't changed at all." You are still full of bad water and still able to act.

Yier fans: "???" The voice was vaguely familiar.

Yoshida Shoyo took off the crow mask and showed his face completely in front of Ilmi.

Il fans: "!!!"

Oops happiness comes so fast like a tornado.

However, Yoshida Shoyo's question in the next second made his sense of happiness drift away with the wind.

In the meantime, his teacher Songyang sighed, and asked quietly: "Tell me the truth, did you accidentally fall into such a world after being killed by Kuroro?"

Il fans: "..."

How angry, you actually suspect that I was killed by the little bitch, and you can't even keep smiling.

Il fan diary:

Little bitch, I hate your mother!