Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Before Ilmi went to Kuroro, he performed a ritual, which is what he would do every time he went to find a little bitch.

Constellation divination, after watching "Heizi's Basketball", he really believed in it.

The system said: "This is a feudal superstition." I didn't expect the garbage host to believe this, it's funny.

Yi Er fancied him: "But I was really unlucky when the Mercury was retrograde." He recalled, "Everything was not going well, I was depressed, accompanied by chest tightness and headache, and I even missed two bowls of rice."

The system thought, why didn't he know that the garbage host had this problem?He obviously eats the same amount of food every day, okay?

Yier fan said: "For example, the day I didn't kill the little bitch was Mercury retrograde."

System hehe, he felt that even if Mercury was not retrograde, he would not be able to kill Hisoka, so what excuses are there for him!

"Then do you always turn Mercury retrograde every time you want to kill Kuroro?" This is a blatant mockery. He has tried to kill Kuroro so many times, why didn't he succeed?

Il fans: "Well, that's right, Mercury retrogrades every time."

system:"……"

Oh, I don't want to say anything, as expected of a little fairy with a big face, she doesn't even draft drafts when she brags, her nonchalant skills are simply top-notch.

Hey, it's hard to understand why human beings can be so shameless.

If Yier fans knew what the system was thinking, they would tell him kindly: because I am not a human being, I am a little fairy!

Fairies are omnipotent.

Yier fans cheered: "Yeah~ It's the lucky day of the Capricorn fairy!" He paused for a moment, then said in an organic voice, "But it would be better to bring a lucky thing!"

The system was very tired: "Then what is your lucky thing." It felt like there was an old soul under his young body.

"Y's pink phone." Il fan said, "I've already ordered it."

The system thought, if the garbage host continues like this, sooner or later it will become a constellation maniac like Midorima, how can it maintain its cold image in front of the younger brother.

However, the system does not need to worry about this. Hiding the pink mobile phone in the pocket of the clothes, today's Il fans are still cold killers.

The high-cold killer Yi Ermi took two small missions symbolically, and then left in a cool and unrestrained manner. He even touched a locator from Mi Ji, fiddled with it, and installed it on the new y. Although he Not as good at technology as Mi Ji, but installing a small locator is still no problem.

The system asked: "Why are you installing this?" Except for this new mobile phone, all the things of Yier fans were purchased by Dadike, so this is the first time the system has seen it.

Il fans were surprised, as if the system asked a mentally handicapped question: "Of course it's positioned!"

Nonsense, what else can the locator do without positioning!

The system reflected for a second, and then changed the questioning method: "I mean, why did you send your location back to the enemy?"

"Just in case." Yi Ermi explained, "I bought a high amount of personal accident insurance for myself. If something goes wrong, the beneficiary will be the beneficiary family." That is really a lot of money!He was considered a work-related injury during his mission, and the insurance amount was enough to buy another Kukulu Mountain.

Il fans: I'm really a preventive person =v=.

Kuroro and Il fans agreed to meet in Barbara City of the Kyrgyz Republic, which is the city where their final destination is located this time. We made an appointment in a cafe in the city center with a particularly artistic atmosphere.

Yier fans said to the system: "Bitch is hypocritical."

system:? ? ?

He also said: "An uneducated bandit chief pretends to be a literary youth."

The system said impartially and objectively: "In fact, he is quite educated, he has obtained several doctorates, right?"

Kuroro is a person who is very hungry for knowledge. He is not actually a book lover, but reading and learning is a habit for him, just like people need to eat and drink water. His favorite is archeology. There is also a lot of research in philosophy. Anyway, as far as Ilmi knows, he has at least two degrees in archeology and one degree in philosophy.

In a sense, Kuroro is really a young and promising senior intellectual.

Tsk tsk tsk, high education, high income, good looks, perfect.

Little Fairy: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, anyway, he is an uneducated bandit leader.

Oh, as long as you are happy.

As the person who proposed a date, Kuroro naturally arrived earlier than Yi Ermi, so when he arrived at the designated place, he saw Kuroro hugging him and enjoying life.

Yi Er was fascinated by fish eyes: "Why do girls love little bitches these days?" A cute and beautiful boy like him is only loved by his mother.

Although his interest in girls is far lower than his interest in nuns, this is a matter of a man's dignity, and he cannot back down.

That little slut Kuroro obviously has a tender face of a middle school student, but he has two beauties with their own merits around him. The Pike on the left has a bad face, but he has a top-notch figure and a sexy dress. He doesn't look like a teenager at all. The year-old little girl, Maggie on the right, is a beauty, and she is aloof, she seems to make people want to conquer.

Yi Erfan thought, even though he knew that these two girls had been with Kuroro since Meteor Street, he still didn't understand what prompted them to make such a blind choice.

He didn't believe that that hypocritical little bitch was more charismatic than him.

The system kindly said: "Because you are not Mei Zhengtai!"

IL fans:? ? ? ! ! !

Nonsense, a cute little fairy like him is not Meizhengtai, who else can be Meizhengtai!

The system said: "You are Mei Loli."

Oh sosad.

"You're here, Yiermi." Kuroro smiled softly, and from his dignified demeanor, he couldn't see the deep blood feud between him and Yiermi.

This person has been pretending since he was a child, and he is a routine little prince, a super green tea bitch. Il fans said that what they look down on the most is such a coquettish bitch with a fresh temperament.

System: Make it look like you're not a fresh and refined flirtatious slut.

"Kurolo." The little fairy floated across to Kurolo and took a seat. He really floated over, with his toes on the ground, without making a sound. Over the years, Ilmi's assassination skills have become more and more sophisticated. Even if he doesn't deliberately, his body will Automatically adjust the sense of presence to the minimum.

He thought, smile, smile, laughing at you will not kill you.

Although there was a burst of slander, Yier fans still took out the information with professional ethics, which he had asked Mi Chi to find before, combined with the intelligence network of beating the enemy Hakka, and even drew a perspective view of the cemetery.

The Ruruka Ruins in Barbara City is one of the seven super-large ancient tombs unearthed by the Hunter Association. It has an inverted pyramid structure, each with three floors. layer.

At the same time, it is also the heavily guarded layer of the Hunter Association.

The association attaches great importance to this ancient tomb. It is absolutely impossible to enter by force. It can only sneak in without anyone noticing. It happens that among the people Kuroro knows, Yiermi is the one who knows this well. Song What Teacher Yang taught him was stealth and assassination skills, as well as professional training for beating enemies. Ku Luoluo thought, if Il fans can't get in, then no one can get in.

If it weren't for this, he wouldn't be looking for a rubbish junior who asked for a lot of money.

Yi Ermi said blankly: "Before I go in, I must know what your purpose is." Tsk tsk tsk, this purpose is related to the assessment of task levels. If he finds it difficult, then there is Reasons to increase the price.

Even if there is no reason, they have to make up a reason. Every time Il fans ask for a price, there is only one purpose, and that is to make Kuroro bankrupt.

Kuroro was also unambiguous, maybe he felt that there was no need to hide it. After all, he had to rely on Ilmi to get it, so he directly said to him: "I want liquid ore," he said, "the rumored ruins of Ruruka It contains the largest liquid ore."

The Yier fans were about to laugh, he thought, haha, what an idiot!

He is the one who has the most say on the largest liquid ore, because the largest existing liquid ore is in his house, on his younger brother's figurine shelf.

It was stamped by his father after he asked a professional to appraise it. While the man was heartbroken at the waste of the figurine, he confirmed that this was the largest liquid ore in existence. It is estimated that even the liquid ore in the legendary Ruluka ruins. Not as big as him.

That person is a professional, an expert in the identification of liquid ore. Kuroro can know from the ancient books that the liquid ore here is the largest, so that person can also know, and the literature is more abundant than Kuroro.

He said that the liquid ore that beat the enemy Hakka is the largest, so it is really the largest.

I'm happy, I feel like I'm inferior to the little bitch.

With a fluttering heart, he hit the little bitch hard, please, this is liquid ore, one of the seven beauties in the world, and a priceless treasure!He didn't ask to get it and cut half of it for himself. Isn't it a matter of course to raise the price?

Kuroro has long experienced the ability of Il fans to raise prices on the ground, but he is really interested in liquid ore at present. His interest comes and goes quickly, but he must get what he likes. What price should he pay? At the same time, the agreement on the price increase was quite straightforward.

After receiving the deposit, Yi Ermi's attitude changed a lot, the difference was that his eyes changed from dark to dark.

System: What the fuck has changed?

Yi Ermi said of course there is, the customer is God, and for the sake of the nun, he decided to treat the little bitch better.

Well, the name in the phone's address book has changed from "disgusting little bitch" to "very disgusting little bitch".

Il fans brought the floor plan produced by the Hakka that beat the enemy, and Kuroro, who is the master, brought the list of characters from the Hunter Association.

God knows where he got this private thing, anyway, it's not on the Hunter website, Il fans suspect that he knocked on a member's sap and searched it from him.

"The main person in charge is Jin Fulishi?" Il fans thought back and forth, but they really couldn't remember what this person had done. Generally, what makes people feel unimpressed is either because of his low strength and obscurity, or because of his newcomer.

Kuroro said: "This ruin was developed by him alone." He reached out and covered his mouth, which is his consistent action of thinking, "If calculated according to his age, he should have been doing this work since he obtained the hunter's license gone."

"But because the work on the ruins has not been completed, so the merits have not been published yet?" Irfan continued, "If this is the case, when the cemetery is announced to the world, he should become a leader in the industry, right?"

It became popular overnight, so it should be right.

But since he has such an experience, he can't treat him with the same attitude as a newcomer. Irfan thought for a while and said to the system: "I should pay more."

The system asked: "What's wrong?"

"This character seems quite tricky!" Little Fairy was distressed, "A leader in the industry is different from an ordinary rookie!"

The unknown hunter is a rookie, and he is no different from ordinary people except that he can read. It is not a problem for Yier fans to kill as many of them.

But the industry leader is different. Although this Jin is not yet famous, he is an established boss-level figure. Now that the employment is tight, it is difficult to mix in any line of work, especially in the archaeological industry where people are mixed. Ruins, this person's strength and mental means must be not bad.

It is really difficult to smuggle liquid ore out of his hands.

The system said: "Then you give up!"

"This is not allowed!" The little fairy put on a righteous attitude, "I can't smash the signboard of beating the enemy Hakka."

The system sneered: "I want to remind you that you are taking private work." It has something to do with beating the enemy Hakka.

Yi Ermi stuck out her tongue, ah, she was exposed.

Seeing that this plan was not going to work, he immediately changed his face, made a Xizi holding his heart and said: "My heart hurts so much, you hurt me deeply."

The system pretended to say, "How painful is it?"

Il misses him back: "I have a hole in my heart that I can't fill."

The system said: "Then why are you still alive, hurry up and die." With a cold and heartless face.

Il fans accused him: "You are so cruel and unreasonable, don't you know that I urgently need this money to support my younger brother? I am up and down, without this money, how can I support my poor old father? What to feed my brothers or sisters who are waiting to be fed."

The system thinks, hell brother and sister, are they still fertilized eggs, and you want to feed them?

The system said, "I'm being cruel and unreasonable. You can't even raise fertilized eggs!" He pointed out, "Your old father who needs to be supported in old age is the biggest taxpayer in the Republic of Batokia."

Regardless of the family of killers who beat the enemy, from an economic point of view, they monopolize a mountain, but they are the largest wealthy family in the Republic of Batoqia, not one of them.

Yiermi is a genuine young master of a wealthy family. This character, in a romance novel, is a cool, domineering killer school girl, who will become a domineering president who fascinates thousands of girls when he grows up.

The system said in its heart, don't fascinate thousands of girls, if you fascinate one of Kuroro or Hisoka, I will recognize you as ruthless.

Seeing that the completion rate of the career line is rising slowly, and the strategy line is not moving, the system's hope of completing the task is getting smaller and smaller, and it is close to nothing.

System: Hey, I probably won't see the day when the garbage host completes the strategy line in this lifetime.

The young master of the wealthy family fully expressed his opinion: "Teacher Songyang said that only hard work will win, and it is not okay to jump to conclusions without giving it a try. No matter how bumpy the road ahead is, I will give it a try."

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Teacher Songyang: When did I say those words?

There must be a limit to nonsense!

Ilmi thought for a while, and said, "Let's go and see the tightness of the Hunter Association's defense first." He looked at Kurolo, "I forgot to ask just now, are you going alone, or taking them with you." Refers to Maggie and Pike.

He smiled gentlemanly: "Maggie and Pike are both my companions."

For Kuroro's high-sounding answer, Il fans sneered: Fart!Isn't it because the abilities of these two girls are useful?

He has dealt with Kuroro on Meteor Street for so many years, but he still doesn't know his urine sex?When he left that year, Pike had already started the new year. It seemed to be a special ability in memory. Il was confused about the details, but he also knew that Kuroro regarded her as a baby.

As for Maggie, there is no need to say more, this girl doesn't talk about anything else, just her "female sixth sense" is so handsome, Il fans have never seen anyone with a more accurate intuition than her.

It is simply a unique talent bestowed on her by God.

Yier fans said to the system: "Her intuition may be more trustworthy than y."

The system is speechless, the garbage host has not forgotten his pink mobile phone, it is simply pia.

He thought, if there were not many fairies in this world who believed in feudal superstition like the trash hosts, the horoscope show would not be able to continue. There are too many fairies.

Living in this world full of fairies, as a system, he is really sorry.

Kuroro paid for it, so the Yier fans will naturally contribute. The first thing that bears the brunt is that he wants to get the guard list in the ruins.

This is not difficult for him, because he can ask needlemen to do it. There are so many people in it, the probability of missing one discovery is really small.

But this is a test of the talent selection ability of Il fans. It is not an easy task to find a person who is not very low-status and can get in touch with the watch list, but at the same time disappears without being suspected.

Neither he nor Kuroro dared to directly enter the ruins, so they just waited on the outside. In fact, most of the staff also gathered on the outside, and they came in and out frequently, but there were very few people really inside.

It's also the luck of Yiermi. He lay outside for three days, and he actually found such a character for him. He works on the patrol team, but he likes drinking and bragging. His patrol is Yiermi's relative. heard.

His status is not high or low, and he is not popular because of his alcoholism. Except when someone is with him when he is on patrol, he acts alone at other times.

Is there a better candidate than this?Il fans think, it's up to you, Pikachu.

He inserted a needle in the back of the opponent's head without anyone noticing, without even knowing it himself.

This is the frightening thing about Yier's fanatic ability. The needle man he carefully selected can still move and chat like ordinary people after being inserted with a needle, but the orders of Yier's fan exist in the subconscious, guiding their action.

People who are controlled by Yier fans with the needle, mainly he hopes that no one will feel that they are controlled.

But subconscious induction is only the most basic. The skill that makes Yier fans most proud is coercion. Most operating systems have this function. When necessary, the ability to inject thoughts into the needle will destroy the brain cells of the person being manipulated and forcibly improve His potential makes him a fighter only for Il fans.

His needle troops are simply cool.

Just as he planned, the needleman found a guard watch for him, and with a grateful heart, he gave the person a happy time with one needle.

Kurolo asked: "How to deal with it?"

It is absolutely impossible to set fire to the corpse in this place, even a small spark can attract people here.

But bury in situ?It is too easy to be discovered, and a careful person is enough to discover everything.

Yier fans gave Kuroro a disdainful look, and even asked him such a simple question, which is a suspicion of his professionalism.

He took out a special small bottle from his arms, uncorked the bottle, it smelled faint, and dropped a few drops on the bloated corpse, and the bloated body began to evaporate as far as the naked eye could see.

You are worthy of possessing an artifact that destroys corpses =v=.

Yi Ermi said to the system: "Hee hee, unless someone's sense of smell is more sensitive than a dog's, there is no way they could smell this."

And smelling is only the first step, you have to be able to distinguish what the smell is.

The system thinks, don't set a flag for yourself, don't you know that flags are used to break?

"Huh?" Il fans studied the list, "It's really well-armed." There is almost no gap to speak of, and one can imagine how rigorous the design is.

"Then just wait for the gap after 2 minutes." He finished interpreting the form and said to Kurolo, "Let me tell you first, if the mission fails because of your lack of speed, I will not refund you."

There was a gap of a few tenths of a second, but it was enough for the four of them. The black shadow flashed past and landed in the blind spot of the guards' vision. They didn't even catch the afterimages of Yi Ermi and others.

Dive into success!

Jin, who went in and out of the periphery because of the handover of documents, sniffed, and there was a faint fragrance in the air. This smell instinctively made him feel bad. It was like the nose of a dog creature sticking to the ground, sniffing and sniffing, and finally found the source. .

He looked at the empty Tumu, his face became tangled, and then he took out the communication device and contacted another person in charge.

"Attention, someone has sneaked in." He said, "Level [-] security."

System: Look, what did I say, the flag really can't be set casually! (spread hands)

Il fan diary:

Oh, it must be a miscalculation of the horoscope program, today is definitely Mercury retrograde!