Sui Yi, 27 years old, is a Ph.D student in Chinese language and literature at University A, and concurrently serves as an undergraduate lecturer at the school. In his mother's words, it means that the smartest person in this life has studied all the time, and the three-year-old Teddy next door is four years old. I'm in a nest, but until now I don't see Sui Yi having a relationship with anyone.
Sui Yi always laughs at this, not only does not get hit, but also can easily lead his mother into the army: "How about you have a good name, Sui Yi, feel free."
"Fuck off, your dad got the name!" Sui's mother's arm strength accumulated in the square dance team all the year round can make Sui Yi's arm numb every time, but Sui's dad always silently adds more to the meal that night. Some materials that can stimulate the mind physically:
Like leeks...like okra...
Of course, Sui Yi also had a stage of self-doubt, and even carefully studied a book on "asexuality".
It seems that it is still not the same...
Until I met Yu Yang two years ago, that is, "Feng Yu Wei Yang" who just called him for help.
At that time, Yu Yang was a junior and Sui Yi was a third year of research. Once Yu Yang went to the office to find a counselor. He happened to meet Sui Yi who came to get the materials. He thought it was a junior waiting for a lecture, and put his arm around his shoulder earnestly, "Education" "It's been a long time, but who knows that I saw the "junior" who came to class in the elective class on the second day, and I still remember the wonderful expression of Sui Yi.
Afterwards, those who came and went once in a while got to know each other better, and occasionally had a meal and a drink, and later played "Qingqing OL" together, no matter what, they were good buddies who would talk about everything, but if a buddy gets drunk one day The wine bites your neck, will you react?
Then Sui Yi suddenly realized that I am so fucking gay...
I understand, I understand, but Sui Yi didn't intend to pierce this layer of paper at all. If it was a girl, he might try harder. They are all men, and the other party is younger than him, so he will gradually treat that point as inhumane. In the bottom of his heart, he continued to be his "asexual", and Yu Yang also became popular in the sunset of his senior year, abducted a rich second-generation girlfriend, and successfully went abroad for further study.
After a year, this is the first time Yu Yang contacted him.
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Where is it?
[Private chat] [Wind in Weiyang]: It's at the Jinling Grocery Store
Come on, this kid probably saw the world just now, Sui Yi shook his head, turned around and entered the city, Yu Yang has been sticking to him before going abroad, including when he was in love with his girlfriend, he would play games with him every day Everyday, when I can’t get online, I will send WeChat to explain, often explaining and explaining, and chatting until midnight.
Sometimes Sui Yi was also worried that Yu Yang's girlfriend would be jealous, and suggested to let the girl play together. Anyway, there are many female players who ask for love, but Yu Yang's face turned black on the spot, so Sui Yi had no choice but to stop mentioning this matter.
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Want to "pray"?
[Private chat] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Well, you join the team
[System] Players are unwilling to join the team
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Baby, let Brother Yi bless you with your swallowtail flute
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: What attributes do you think of?Control, healing boost or speed?
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I don't quite understand, husband, what do you think?
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Healing boost
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I listen to my husband!
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: The materials are not enough, why don't you wait for me for a while
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Is it much worse?i can collect in the world
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: No, it can be dug in Wanfeng Valley, common materials are not worth collecting.
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: I'll be with you, baby, go and finish the main task first, we'll call you later
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: OK
The scenery of Wanfeng Valley is very beautiful, the valley with gurgling water is covered with light pink and purple flowers, and the orange-red sunset glow hangs far away in the sky, a pair of NPC lovers leaning on each other by the valley, watching the clouds roll and the clouds are relaxing together, a piece of The years are quiet.
[System] Player Feng Yu Weiyang [hugs] you.
Sui Yi was calculating how long it would take to dig out the sand, when he was suddenly poked in the heart by the ambiguous little pink characters, her fingertips were numb, as if Feng Yu Weiyang's hug from the screen had hit him directly.
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Long time no see~ (smiling face)
Sui Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it was just a long-lost reunion hug.
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: It's been a long time, and you plan to play games again?
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Well, brother, you have to take me with me. I don’t have a high pretense score, and I’m not familiar with dungeons either.
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: That's easy to say
The sand clearing has entered the harvesting period, Sui Yi equipped with a silver shovel to dig, and was digging halfway, the harvesting progress bar was interrupted, and when he looked again, there was a red-named active monster with residual blood standing beside him.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Are you sick on a bright moon night?
【Nearby】【Moon Night】: Trading
[Nearby] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: God Mingyue, how did my brother offend you, is there some misunderstanding?
Feng Yu Weiyang's equipment was not comparable to that of the Great Demon King, so there was no scene where he became famous and was immediately killed.
[Nearby] [Moon Night]: None of your business
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Ayang leave him alone
After finishing speaking, Sui Yi went on to dig out the sand, who knew that the Great Demon King used his long-range skills to catch another active monster, and the group skills interrupted Sui Yi's reading in an instant.
This time, Feng Yu Wei Yang dealt with the monster in twos and threes.
A skill from the big devil sent him back to the bound resurrection point.
【Nearby】【Moon Night】: Eventful
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Are you free?
The big devil didn't speak, and pulled the blame again.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]:! ! ! ! !
It turned out that the big devil casually pulled a small field boss over, and the ferocious group skills smashed down.
[Nearby] [System]: The player Ming Yueye is dead
The field boss killed Mingyueye and left the battle leisurely.
Sui Yi couldn't help laughing, who would let the big devil who has no eyesight always pick him up when he is equipped with a silver shovel to find trouble? No, he was fired again.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Come back to life, I can't hold you back
[Nearby] [Moon Night]: ...
[Nearby] [The God of Wealth arrives]: Hey, why did you die?
[Nearby] [Mountains full of chrysanthemums blooming]: Damn it, didn't they kill each other again, they must have an affair!
[Nearby] [Like a fish in water]: Why does it feel like making your wife angry and looking for being killed to vent her anger?
[Nearby] [Hazelnut Chocolate]: Anyway, there is no need to fight, let's go, let's go
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Brother, is there anything wrong, just called a friend from the gang to help
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: It's all right, don't bother your friend
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Look, I said that Brother Yi and Mingyueye should be joking around, you insist on calling someone to make trouble
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: I'm not afraid that he will suffer
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: No, we just have a little disagreement, you don’t have to worry, but your prayers may have to wait.
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: It’s okay, I’m just playing around, it’s Ayang who wanted you to get me equipment, I said no
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Don't be so polite, Ayang should call me brother
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: By the way, brother, let’s treat you to dinner another day. I’m back in my country. Are you still in City A?
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Yes
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Then Saturday
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I'm going too!I heard that brother Yi is a handsome guy!
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Listen to A Yang coaxing you, I look scary
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Brother, you are so funny hahaha
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Baby, didn't you make an appointment with Mom to choose the color of the curtains on Saturday?
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Oh yes, what a pity... Brother Na Yi must come to our wedding, next Sunday
[Team] [Yi Lan Shan]: OK
The power supply to the teaching building was not interrupted, but at this moment Sui Yi hoped that it would be cut off again, as a memorial to her stillborn first love. To be honest, she was a little sad when she really received such a red death notice.
But three seconds of mourning didn't make him sad.
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: I'm stuck in a bug, come here and cut me out
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: What about your order to return to the city?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: No cooldown
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Well, if I saved you, then stop chasing me for a deal, okay?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: OK
Sui Yi sighed and rushed to the coordinates given by the Great Demon King, looking at Feng Ming (mage) half body trapped in the gap of the bamboo building, the remaining sadness in her heart was instantly sucked into the bug together.
He hacked the big devil to death in two or three strokes, Sui Yi felt relieved, not only was there no "debt collection", what was even more comfortable was that he had been framed for killing the big devil all night, and now the "crime" was finally confirmed .
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Come to Cedar Valley.
[Private Chat] [Yi Lanshan]: What are you doing?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Transaction
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Hey, you are so boring
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: No, I want you to pray for my weapon, and I need your shovel skills
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: It's okay to pray, just gather the materials, I won't charge you, but the skill is not good, it's random, otherwise I would have equipped myself
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: I am too lazy to collect materials, five thousand gold, you can figure it out, I want that skill
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: ...
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: You graduated from junior high school, you brat, so willful?
[Private Chat] [Mingyue Ye]: Believe it or not, I will let you call Dad
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Childish, only children can't touch daddy
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: Then you call other people children every now and then, so you live a long life this year?
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: It’s not that big, I’m 68 this year, it’s not bad if you call me grandpa
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Get lost...
Sui Yi always laughs at this, not only does not get hit, but also can easily lead his mother into the army: "How about you have a good name, Sui Yi, feel free."
"Fuck off, your dad got the name!" Sui's mother's arm strength accumulated in the square dance team all the year round can make Sui Yi's arm numb every time, but Sui's dad always silently adds more to the meal that night. Some materials that can stimulate the mind physically:
Like leeks...like okra...
Of course, Sui Yi also had a stage of self-doubt, and even carefully studied a book on "asexuality".
It seems that it is still not the same...
Until I met Yu Yang two years ago, that is, "Feng Yu Wei Yang" who just called him for help.
At that time, Yu Yang was a junior and Sui Yi was a third year of research. Once Yu Yang went to the office to find a counselor. He happened to meet Sui Yi who came to get the materials. He thought it was a junior waiting for a lecture, and put his arm around his shoulder earnestly, "Education" "It's been a long time, but who knows that I saw the "junior" who came to class in the elective class on the second day, and I still remember the wonderful expression of Sui Yi.
Afterwards, those who came and went once in a while got to know each other better, and occasionally had a meal and a drink, and later played "Qingqing OL" together, no matter what, they were good buddies who would talk about everything, but if a buddy gets drunk one day The wine bites your neck, will you react?
Then Sui Yi suddenly realized that I am so fucking gay...
I understand, I understand, but Sui Yi didn't intend to pierce this layer of paper at all. If it was a girl, he might try harder. They are all men, and the other party is younger than him, so he will gradually treat that point as inhumane. In the bottom of his heart, he continued to be his "asexual", and Yu Yang also became popular in the sunset of his senior year, abducted a rich second-generation girlfriend, and successfully went abroad for further study.
After a year, this is the first time Yu Yang contacted him.
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Where is it?
[Private chat] [Wind in Weiyang]: It's at the Jinling Grocery Store
Come on, this kid probably saw the world just now, Sui Yi shook his head, turned around and entered the city, Yu Yang has been sticking to him before going abroad, including when he was in love with his girlfriend, he would play games with him every day Everyday, when I can’t get online, I will send WeChat to explain, often explaining and explaining, and chatting until midnight.
Sometimes Sui Yi was also worried that Yu Yang's girlfriend would be jealous, and suggested to let the girl play together. Anyway, there are many female players who ask for love, but Yu Yang's face turned black on the spot, so Sui Yi had no choice but to stop mentioning this matter.
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Want to "pray"?
[Private chat] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Well, you join the team
[System] Players are unwilling to join the team
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Baby, let Brother Yi bless you with your swallowtail flute
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: What attributes do you think of?Control, healing boost or speed?
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I don't quite understand, husband, what do you think?
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Healing boost
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I listen to my husband!
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: The materials are not enough, why don't you wait for me for a while
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Is it much worse?i can collect in the world
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: No, it can be dug in Wanfeng Valley, common materials are not worth collecting.
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: I'll be with you, baby, go and finish the main task first, we'll call you later
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: OK
The scenery of Wanfeng Valley is very beautiful, the valley with gurgling water is covered with light pink and purple flowers, and the orange-red sunset glow hangs far away in the sky, a pair of NPC lovers leaning on each other by the valley, watching the clouds roll and the clouds are relaxing together, a piece of The years are quiet.
[System] Player Feng Yu Weiyang [hugs] you.
Sui Yi was calculating how long it would take to dig out the sand, when he was suddenly poked in the heart by the ambiguous little pink characters, her fingertips were numb, as if Feng Yu Weiyang's hug from the screen had hit him directly.
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Long time no see~ (smiling face)
Sui Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it was just a long-lost reunion hug.
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: It's been a long time, and you plan to play games again?
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Well, brother, you have to take me with me. I don’t have a high pretense score, and I’m not familiar with dungeons either.
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: That's easy to say
The sand clearing has entered the harvesting period, Sui Yi equipped with a silver shovel to dig, and was digging halfway, the harvesting progress bar was interrupted, and when he looked again, there was a red-named active monster with residual blood standing beside him.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Are you sick on a bright moon night?
【Nearby】【Moon Night】: Trading
[Nearby] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: God Mingyue, how did my brother offend you, is there some misunderstanding?
Feng Yu Weiyang's equipment was not comparable to that of the Great Demon King, so there was no scene where he became famous and was immediately killed.
[Nearby] [Moon Night]: None of your business
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Ayang leave him alone
After finishing speaking, Sui Yi went on to dig out the sand, who knew that the Great Demon King used his long-range skills to catch another active monster, and the group skills interrupted Sui Yi's reading in an instant.
This time, Feng Yu Wei Yang dealt with the monster in twos and threes.
A skill from the big devil sent him back to the bound resurrection point.
【Nearby】【Moon Night】: Eventful
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Are you free?
The big devil didn't speak, and pulled the blame again.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]:! ! ! ! !
It turned out that the big devil casually pulled a small field boss over, and the ferocious group skills smashed down.
[Nearby] [System]: The player Ming Yueye is dead
The field boss killed Mingyueye and left the battle leisurely.
Sui Yi couldn't help laughing, who would let the big devil who has no eyesight always pick him up when he is equipped with a silver shovel to find trouble? No, he was fired again.
[Nearby] [Yi Lanshan]: Come back to life, I can't hold you back
[Nearby] [Moon Night]: ...
[Nearby] [The God of Wealth arrives]: Hey, why did you die?
[Nearby] [Mountains full of chrysanthemums blooming]: Damn it, didn't they kill each other again, they must have an affair!
[Nearby] [Like a fish in water]: Why does it feel like making your wife angry and looking for being killed to vent her anger?
[Nearby] [Hazelnut Chocolate]: Anyway, there is no need to fight, let's go, let's go
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Brother, is there anything wrong, just called a friend from the gang to help
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: It's all right, don't bother your friend
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Look, I said that Brother Yi and Mingyueye should be joking around, you insist on calling someone to make trouble
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: I'm not afraid that he will suffer
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: No, we just have a little disagreement, you don’t have to worry, but your prayers may have to wait.
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: It’s okay, I’m just playing around, it’s Ayang who wanted you to get me equipment, I said no
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Don't be so polite, Ayang should call me brother
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: By the way, brother, let’s treat you to dinner another day. I’m back in my country. Are you still in City A?
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Yes
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Then Saturday
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: I'm going too!I heard that brother Yi is a handsome guy!
[Team] [Yi Lanshan]: Listen to A Yang coaxing you, I look scary
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Brother, you are so funny hahaha
[Team] [Captain] [Feng Yu Wei Yang]: Baby, didn't you make an appointment with Mom to choose the color of the curtains on Saturday?
[Team] [Yunlan Rose]: Oh yes, what a pity... Brother Na Yi must come to our wedding, next Sunday
[Team] [Yi Lan Shan]: OK
The power supply to the teaching building was not interrupted, but at this moment Sui Yi hoped that it would be cut off again, as a memorial to her stillborn first love. To be honest, she was a little sad when she really received such a red death notice.
But three seconds of mourning didn't make him sad.
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: I'm stuck in a bug, come here and cut me out
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: What about your order to return to the city?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: No cooldown
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Well, if I saved you, then stop chasing me for a deal, okay?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: OK
Sui Yi sighed and rushed to the coordinates given by the Great Demon King, looking at Feng Ming (mage) half body trapped in the gap of the bamboo building, the remaining sadness in her heart was instantly sucked into the bug together.
He hacked the big devil to death in two or three strokes, Sui Yi felt relieved, not only was there no "debt collection", what was even more comfortable was that he had been framed for killing the big devil all night, and now the "crime" was finally confirmed .
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Come to Cedar Valley.
[Private Chat] [Yi Lanshan]: What are you doing?
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Transaction
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Hey, you are so boring
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: No, I want you to pray for my weapon, and I need your shovel skills
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: It's okay to pray, just gather the materials, I won't charge you, but the skill is not good, it's random, otherwise I would have equipped myself
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: I am too lazy to collect materials, five thousand gold, you can figure it out, I want that skill
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: ...
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: You graduated from junior high school, you brat, so willful?
[Private Chat] [Mingyue Ye]: Believe it or not, I will let you call Dad
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: Childish, only children can't touch daddy
[Private chat] [Mingyue Ye]: Then you call other people children every now and then, so you live a long life this year?
[Private chat] [Yi Lanshan]: It’s not that big, I’m 68 this year, it’s not bad if you call me grandpa
[Private Chat] [Moon Night]: Get lost...
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