Bird Raiders

Jin Yu's fur was blown, he saw the scholar, oh no, the man who should be called the prime minister now actually made a luxurious nest for that copycat bird.

The small bowls for food and water were made of pure gold.

There are swings made of jade and emerald bamboo.

There is even a small cashmere pillow!

The imitation bird timidly hid behind Yi Xuan's sleeve, its wings tightly tucked together, Yi Xuan covered his eyes to protect him, and then looked at Jin Yu reproachfully.

Jin Yu crossed her hips and confidently emboldened herself: "Why are you so fierce?"

There was no wave in Yi Xuan's eyes.

When Jin Yu saw such a husband-in-law, he felt guilty. He asked discouragedly: "He is thin and small, and he is not as beautiful as me. Why do you like him?"

Yi Xuan sized Jin Yu up and down, and asked him, "Where have you been these past few years?"

Jin Yu said, "I went to the south for the winter."

"Why does winter last five years?"

Jin Yu was dumb, he scratched his head, and explained: "Actually, I have been sleeping for the past five years. After you went to the capital five years ago, a very strange thing happened."

"whats the matter?"

Jin Yu pointed at the little bird: "If you throw him away, I'll tell you."

The little bird seemed to understand, and hid in Yi Xuan's sleeve with tears in his eyes, and yelled "Ya Ya", Yi Xuan hurriedly comforted him.

"Why are you being so gentle to him?" Jin Yu was so jealous.

"Who told you to scare him?"

"He's just a bird, what's your baby?"

Yi Xuan looked up at him, and said coldly: "Are you going to tell me or not? Just leave if you don't."

Jin Yu pouted, "After you left five years ago, my stomach suddenly got bigger, you know? It got bigger every day, I thought it was because I ate too much, but then I didn't eat anything, but my stomach still got bigger Yes, it was terrible! One day after three months, my stomach hurt so badly that I was rolling on the bed."

Yi Xuan's expression loosened, and there was some distress between his brows.

Jin Yu acted while talking, pointing to his buttocks and said: "Then an egg came out from behind my ass! It scared me to death! That egg is hot and it moves around. I've never seen it before. That kind of thing is terrible, and I don't know what to do with it, so I just threw him on your bed and left."

The little bird was a little dozed off, wobbly, Yi Xuan put his hands on the table for the little bird to lean against, and then said to Jin Yu: "And then?"

"After I went back, my body became very weak, and then I slept for five years."

"Five years?"

Jin Yu deliberately pretended to be pitiful, spread five fingers, and said bitterly, "It's been five years!"

Yi Xuan ignored his coquetry, put the little bird in his palm, and told Jin Yu: "This is the egg from five years ago."

Jin Yu was stunned, he circled around the little bird, "You said this little broken bird came out of that egg?"

"Yes, he is your son?"

"Son? Mine?"

Yi Xuan nodded, then gently put the little bird on the cashmere cot, stroked his feathers, then stood up and pulled Jin Yu aside, "Slow down your voice, he's going to sleep."

"Did he really come out of that egg?"

Yi Xuan didn't bother to talk to him, just changed his clothes and washed himself.

Jin Yu was spinning around in a hurry in front of the bed, and he couldn't figure out that the egg that was haunting his stomach back then would come out with a brocade bird exactly like him.

It must be a monster pretending to deceive the husband, but after a closer look, it is really a brocade bird.

He climbed onto the bed and pestered Yi Xuan to ask him why, but Yi Xuan turned over and fell asleep without even raising his eyelids.Jin Yu rolled into Yi Xuan's arms, Yi Xuan ignored him, Jin Yu spun around on the bed twice, and took off all the clothes on her body, revealing her porcelain-white skin, making people unable to bear to look more With two eyes, Yi Xuan really had no choice but to pull the quilt to cover Jin Yu.

"You are so stupid, how did you seduce me so well before?"

Before Jin Yu could react, Yi Xuan was really scolding him, and replied seriously: "Fox—I have a sister named Hu who taught me the method. She said that scholars throughout the ages can't stand such a temptation."

Yi Xuan held him in his arms, took a deep breath on him, and said, "Yes, I can't bear it."

In the middle of sleeping, Jin Yu suddenly woke up.

"Master!"

Yi Xuan was woken up by him, and raised half of his body to ask him what's wrong.

"Sir, I dreamed that that little broken bird turned into a child, and that child was white and fleshy, wearing a little red coat, and calling me mother!"

Yi Xuan lay back and rubbed his forehead, "That was your son."

"But how did he change from a bird to a man? Is he a monster?"

Yi Xuan looked at him like a fool, "He was born by you, how could he not be a demon?"

Jin Yu was so frightened that he almost revealed his true colors, "No, I'm not a monster!"

Jin Yu grabbed Yi Xuan's arm and said sincerely: "Although I know I'm good-looking, so I don't look like a mortal, but I'm definitely not a monster."

Yi Xuan pressed his forehead helplessly, and held Jin Yu's hand: "If you are really a monster, what do you think I will do to you?"

"You will send me to the Taoist temple, let the black-faced Taoist priest strip me of my body, then lock my demon spirit into the immortal furnace, and finally be refined into the emperor's elixir."

Hearing these words, Yi Xuan was stunned, "Who did you listen to?"

Jin Yu shook his head, and Yi Xuan probably guessed the reason.

Today's emperor wants to live forever, hunting monsters and making alchemy, it is estimated that Jin Yu's race has also been violated.

Yi Xuan hugged Jin Yu into his arms and touched his back, "I already knew you were a little monster, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, and I won't let others hurt you."

"But mortals are afraid of monsters."

Yi Xuan smiled, touched Jin Yu's buttocks under the quilt, and pressed himself, and Jin Yu's legs subconsciously wrapped around Yi Xuan's waist.

"I'm afraid you'll run away without a trace again."

Jin Yu let out a long breath, "Then let me tell you the truth, I am indeed a monster, I am a brocade bird, my family is in Wushi Mountain, I have practiced for 300 years, I don't know who my parents are, I only have one friend, and she's a vixen."

"Is that the sister Hu you mentioned just now?"

"Yes, she took care of me growing up."

"Okay, I see." Yi Xuan fished him up and kissed him.

"So, was the little broken bird really born to me?"

"Yeah, his feather patterns are exactly the same as yours."

"But... Sister Fox gave birth to a fluffy little fox, why did I give birth to an egg?"

Even though he has read a lot of poetry and books, Yi Xuan doesn't know how to answer Jin Yu's question.