The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Ten years have passed since the boy left without saying goodbye. For the Federation, this has been a decade of great changes, but for the wild planet R, this change has just begun to manifest. The effects of the fringe planets are negligible, and the Rockstars don't care at all.

But after all, there are some changes that cannot be ignored and have to be accepted, such as the reform of the education system.

The new policy stipulates that all minors must receive higher education. Even teenagers from planets with backward education like Star R must go to the capital planet or other planets with better development to go to university. The Federation will provide various policy support, Including extra points for ethnic minorities or exceptional admissions, increasing the number of admissions, subsidizing living expenses, etc.

Lu Ji happened to be in line with the first minority support policy—according to the planetary census a month ago, he was the only one in the entire Federation at present, and he was rarer than the royal family, so he was exceptionally admitted to the capital Star Tower Star best comprehensive university badge university.

But Lu Ji was not happy.

There are many things he hates, such as bad weather, people who don't suit him, all nutritional supplements except the durian flavor (after eating for a long time, even the durian flavor is hated), hair-shedding orcs (except himself) , work (…), boss (…), colleagues (…), rich people (…), bugs who can scream, people who are good at playing games, etc., etc., for three days and three nights The list is endless.But school definitely makes the first page.

When he was still on Earth, if it wasn't for being able to bully other children, Lu Ji's kindergarten would skip classes.Now the people he can bully are extremely limited, and going to school is not attractive at all.

However, the policy stipulates that he must go to school, so Lu Ji can only board the spaceship to Tata Star with tears in his eyes.

As a poor native of Star R, Lu Ji was dazzled by everything about Star Tata, but before he had time to marvel, he was about to take the professional placement test.There are many subjects in the test, including fur care, customs and etiquette of major races, interstellar history, mech design, etc. The test is conducted on the terminal distributed to each student. Lu Ji bit his nails and finished the first subject, planning to be cool Hand in blank paper.

However, the system's mechanical voice suddenly sounded: "It is forbidden to hand in blank papers, please answer each question completely."

Lu Ji was shocked!They don't even have the right to hand in blank papers, so what human rights do students have!For subjects like fur care, he can still fill in one or two questions, and for mecha design, he can't hold back a single word!The personal terminal does not even need to fill in the name. When I was on the earth, I could write a name and a student number at least so that the teacher would know who the white paper belonged to...

Lu Ji scratched his head, scratched his stomach, and filled in almost every word he knew before handing in the paper reluctantly.

He was a bit of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water and was calm. After the exam, he immediately went to find his new follower—De Rossi, who was also from Star R, went to the campus. He said it was a campus visit, but in fact they went straight In the cafeteria, Lu Ji ate three small cakes in one go, squinted his eyes in satisfaction and said, "Life is life when there are small cakes to eat."

De Rossi, a rich second-generation native of Star R, said worriedly: "I don't know many questions in today's exam, and I don't know what major I will be assigned to. Alas, how much do you know?"

Lu Ji poked him with his elbow and said, "Go buy me another milkshake."

De Rossi is not very willing, but Lu Ji is his only friend. Although he is from Star R like him and is also a scumbag, Lu Ji is very airy and has (honey) confidence that he doesn't have. I want to make friends with such a person.Alas, there is always a price to pay for making friends, and De Rossi obediently went to buy milkshakes.

Lu Ji looked at his hulking back, shook his calf happily, and thought to himself, such a big fool has been taken advantage of by his servant, let him beat him again!Unlike the pervert who only bullied him ten years ago, thinking of the pervert who left without saying goodbye, Lu Ji's face darkened, and even the cake he ate just now seemed to be less delicious!

That pervert ate him a small cake, 27 nutritional supplements, and ruined his set of pajamas. As long as he didn't return it for a day, Lu Ji would think about it for a day.There is also the record he created on the game board, which makes Lu Ji feel like a stick in his throat, and he wants to scratch him to death every time he thinks about it.

When De Rossi came back from buying milkshakes, Lu Ji was scratching the table fiercely.

De Rossi was taken aback: "What's wrong?"

When Lu Ji thought of that little cake, his heart was pierced, and he scratched the table one by one. He said cruel words to himself: "The pervert better not be in the same school as me, or he will definitely be strangled to death."

But the reality is always far from the imagination. With Lu Ji's heartless level, he may not recognize the boy who met him ten years ago when he meets again. After all, ten years is a long time. The star's life remains unchanged, but the boy is undergoing earth-shaking changes in the outside world.

The badge college’s pre-major exams are actually to test the subjects each student is good at and the corresponding level, so as to serve as a reference for the majors. I never expected to meet a student who is very even in each subject, and I want to assign him a Relatively suitable majors can't be divided.

The head of the college's Freshman Guidance Office is getting dizzy: "Damn the new policy, the quality of students this year is simply incomparable to previous years."

Xiao Lin, a teacher from the Department of Economics and Management, came over and said, "Director, don't worry. The Badge Academy hasn't made any major breakthroughs for so many years. Maybe these students from different planets and different races will bring fresh blood to the academy."

The dean disagreed, waved his hand and said, "Then all these new bloods are given to you, you are welcome to accept them."

Xiao Lin didn't say good or bad, and continued to smile with the director: "I heard that there are children from the royal family in this freshman class, and I don't know which one they are, and which department they will be assigned to. It really makes us teachers Be wary."

The dean stared: "Treat all students equally, why worry about which student comes from the royal family? Don't you want to please him?"

Xiao Lin smiled and said, "The director said so."

Lu Ji, who hates dogs, was finally assigned to the Department of Economics and Management, and his follower Banderosi entered the Department of Food and Art, which made Lu Ji quite envious.He secretly told De Rossi, "If you have anything delicious, you must think of me first."

De Rossi nodded again and again, and said seriously: "If I don't eat it myself, I will leave it to you."

Lu Ji nodded in a leader's gesture, tiptoed and patted De Rossi's shoulder approvingly.

Before the official start of classes, there will be a one-month military training, and it happens to take this opportunity to familiarize the freshmen of the same major.Military training requires all students to maintain human form and abide by discipline. After the military training is over, there will be assessments. Those who pass the training will not be deducted, and those who are outstanding will be given credits, and those who are unqualified will be deducted.

When approaching the meeting point, Lu Ji suddenly turned into a beast shape. He was stunned and stood in the middle of the road blankly. The military cap he was holding in his hand fell on his head. He shook his body and shook it off hat.

The students in the past were in a hurry, but when they saw Lu Ji, they all took the time to cast a surprised look-now there are still people who can't freely switch between human and animal forms!

Lu Ji's little ears trembled, and he seriously thought about the possibility of skipping class on the first day of military training. He struggled for a while, and finally came to the meeting place wearily because the dog was not brave enough.

The freshmen automatically and consciously lined up in two rows in order of height. Lu Ji looked up at his classmates with difficulty, recalled his height when he was in human form, and stepped forward with his short legs to the left of the tallest male student in the first row. .The boy had short hair and was wearing a military cap on his head. The shadow of the brim of the cap cast a shadow on his fair face. Lu Ji took several glances at the exposed chin.

Lu Ji thought to himself, this guy is really good-looking, if only he was a woman... ah bah, it would be nice if it was a woman.

The instructor stepped on the spot and caught sight of the short-legged Lu Ji who thought he was tall and straight. He was speechless for a while, "This military training requires all students to maintain their human form."

Lu Jili said confidently: "I won't!"

Free transformation between human and animal forms is a skill that can be understood within ten years old. Even if no one teaches it, it should be learned at the latest by 15 years old. The students of the Badge Academy are all over 20 years old, so "advanced" can't freely change human form Yes, it was the first time for the instructor to meet him.He thought for a moment, planning to train first, and then report to the department about Lu Ji after the training is over.

The instructor calmed down and said, "Everyone, please stand up in order of height."

The students in the team compared each other's height and made minor adjustments. Lu Ji still stood with his head held high on the far left, obviously thinking that he was the tallest, although he was not as tall as the boots of the male student next to him.

The instructor felt that he was too tactful, looked at Lu Ji, and repeated: "Please ask some students to stand in order of height."

Lu Ji stood firmly in place, unmoving.

The instructor had never seen such a shameless person, so he asked Lu Ji directly: "Student, what's your name?

"Luggie."

"Didn't you hear what I just said? Stand up in order of height, please stand to the far right."

Lu Ji felt that the instructor was saying that he was short, and said angrily: "It is arranged according to the height of the human form, not the animal form. My human form is very tall and mighty!"

The instructor sneered, took it and threw it to the far right. Lu Ji refused to be obedient, and was still barking his teeth and claws at it, saying that the instructor was not a thing.Whether it is on Earth or on Star R, no one has ever taught it to swear, but it can swear well without a teacher, which is quite inconsistent with its extremely delicate and beautiful appearance in the eyes of the Tata Stars.

The tall boy on the far left raised his mouth and rubbed his nose to hide his smile.

The instructor was not the gentle and patient kindergarten teacher he met when he was a child, and he was punished every minute until he had to obey.After twenty rolls, Lu Ji quickly changed from a small white dumpling to a small gray dumpling, making it dizzy. After the punishment was over, the instructor let him go. Lu Ji's four legs softened into cotton, and he fell to the ground. , with tears of grievance in his eyes.

It seems that this instructor has a lot of tricks, so it's better not to confront him head-on in the future.