[Quick Travel] Cannon Fodder 23 Days Survival Guide
Chapter 12 2.2 The poisonous lotus is the most annoying thing!
Lin Chen felt that he was really not suitable for playing beauty survival games. It's only been two days, and he has caused so many troubles! ! !
The thing is like this: Lin Chen had nothing to do early in the morning, so he was strolling around in the small garden. In the end, he met a male concubine. Moreover, he also wore a strange dress similar to a skirt, which was still lavender, and he looked pretty at first glance. From Lin Chen's modern point of view, if this guy was on the earth, he would definitely be a very famous woman in women's clothing. Boss, it's just that, the only fly in the ointment of this person is that he is a little fat. Judging by his appearance, he probably weighs one hundred forty to fifty catties.
This person was walking towards him. At this time, Lin Chen and him were on a bridge. The bridge crossed a lake. It was not narrow, but it was definitely not wide either. Lin Chen just planned to turn his body to the side so that When this guy passed by, the man leaned over and fell off the bridge with a "plop" and fell straight into the water. Lin Chen was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Come on! Someone fell into the water!" He went into the water!" The guard beside the man also shouted: "It's not good! Master Mu fell into the water!" Not far away, a guard ran over immediately, jumped into the lake and fished the man up.
It was nothing at all, and it had nothing to do with Lin Chen. Logically speaking, that person should thank him. After all, if Lin Chen hadn't opened his mouth to call for help, his guards wouldn't have opened their mouths at all.But the bad thing is that as soon as the man woke up, he insisted that it was Lin Chen who pushed him into the water. No, this time, he was crying about Lin Chen to the prince and the prince, that is, Murong Heran and Mocheng. "Crime" and "Crime".
"Woooooo, Your Majesty, let me tell you, Lord Sima actually pushed me into the water. He, he pushed my concubine when he was about to cross the bridge, so, uh, he pushed me into the water." Push it down, woo woo woo."
"Chen, my concubine originally planned to let Master Sima pass first, so I turned my side, but I saw that Master Sima also turned sideways, thinking that he was telling me to pass first, so I walked over. But who, who knew, he stretched out his hand and pushed me down, woo woo woo!!!"
"Your Majesty, Crown Prince, you must help me seek justice." He turned his head to look at Lin Chen again, and said to him, "Master Sima, we just met once, why are you treating me like this? I don't understand, me, how did I offend you? You want to treat me like this? "
Lin Chen thought in his heart: I still want to ask you this, how did I offend you? ? ?Young Master, I am just visiting a garden! ! !Sir, labor and management still want to complain! ! !
Then he stared at the Lord Mu for a while, and couldn't help saying something in his heart: "I just want to know, do you think my figure can push you?"
【Lin Chen, you've got the truth. 】
[...Of course, to be honest, I hate poisonous lotuses the most! ! ! 】
[Then what are you going to do now?Waiting to be dealt with? 】
【Look at Mocheng~~~】
[Trust him so much? ? ?Unreasonable! ! ! 】
[If you don't believe him, trust anyone, go to the main road and drag someone and say "Help me!!!"?Young Master, I will be treated as mentally ill, okay? ! ! 】
[Offensive and defensive alliance? 】
【You can say that~~~】
The thing is like this: Lin Chen had nothing to do early in the morning, so he was strolling around in the small garden. In the end, he met a male concubine. Moreover, he also wore a strange dress similar to a skirt, which was still lavender, and he looked pretty at first glance. From Lin Chen's modern point of view, if this guy was on the earth, he would definitely be a very famous woman in women's clothing. Boss, it's just that, the only fly in the ointment of this person is that he is a little fat. Judging by his appearance, he probably weighs one hundred forty to fifty catties.
This person was walking towards him. At this time, Lin Chen and him were on a bridge. The bridge crossed a lake. It was not narrow, but it was definitely not wide either. Lin Chen just planned to turn his body to the side so that When this guy passed by, the man leaned over and fell off the bridge with a "plop" and fell straight into the water. Lin Chen was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Come on! Someone fell into the water!" He went into the water!" The guard beside the man also shouted: "It's not good! Master Mu fell into the water!" Not far away, a guard ran over immediately, jumped into the lake and fished the man up.
It was nothing at all, and it had nothing to do with Lin Chen. Logically speaking, that person should thank him. After all, if Lin Chen hadn't opened his mouth to call for help, his guards wouldn't have opened their mouths at all.But the bad thing is that as soon as the man woke up, he insisted that it was Lin Chen who pushed him into the water. No, this time, he was crying about Lin Chen to the prince and the prince, that is, Murong Heran and Mocheng. "Crime" and "Crime".
"Woooooo, Your Majesty, let me tell you, Lord Sima actually pushed me into the water. He, he pushed my concubine when he was about to cross the bridge, so, uh, he pushed me into the water." Push it down, woo woo woo."
"Chen, my concubine originally planned to let Master Sima pass first, so I turned my side, but I saw that Master Sima also turned sideways, thinking that he was telling me to pass first, so I walked over. But who, who knew, he stretched out his hand and pushed me down, woo woo woo!!!"
"Your Majesty, Crown Prince, you must help me seek justice." He turned his head to look at Lin Chen again, and said to him, "Master Sima, we just met once, why are you treating me like this? I don't understand, me, how did I offend you? You want to treat me like this? "
Lin Chen thought in his heart: I still want to ask you this, how did I offend you? ? ?Young Master, I am just visiting a garden! ! !Sir, labor and management still want to complain! ! !
Then he stared at the Lord Mu for a while, and couldn't help saying something in his heart: "I just want to know, do you think my figure can push you?"
【Lin Chen, you've got the truth. 】
[...Of course, to be honest, I hate poisonous lotuses the most! ! ! 】
[Then what are you going to do now?Waiting to be dealt with? 】
【Look at Mocheng~~~】
[Trust him so much? ? ?Unreasonable! ! ! 】
[If you don't believe him, trust anyone, go to the main road and drag someone and say "Help me!!!"?Young Master, I will be treated as mentally ill, okay? ! ! 】
[Offensive and defensive alliance? 】
【You can say that~~~】
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