I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

My mood is indescribable, driving mechanically on the road just after the evening rush hour, the southeast, northwest or straight a few meters depends on the navigation. A crayfish monopoly.After all, other things can be made similar on the mountain, but there is really no crayfish on the mountain. He has been whispering in my ear for several days.

I know that in theory, there should be something far more important than eating crayfish waiting for me to figure it out, but the energy in my heart was blocked to the extreme during the smoothing process, and suddenly it dispersed by itself.This is the case, whether I buy this shrimp or not has no effect on the situation, and when I want to turn the steering wheel in the opposite direction, I can't help but think of the disappointed expression of the big man-he sent a dozen messages excitedly in the morning Food Raiders come here, the speed is so fast, one can imagine how long it has been collected; at noon, it has been reduced to less than ten, and a few limited sales have been eliminated, lest I make a trip; in the evening, I know that I will go to Qin Zhen’s house for dinner and give up. Only the last "Ma Xiao" is left, do you want me to go back empty-handed?I am still a little bit reluctant to let him wait for a day in vain.

After a lot of hard work, I found a parking space. When I walked to the spicy crayfish shop, there was already a "spicy sold out" sign on the door.I lined up in the queue, took out my phone and asked, "The spicy ones are sold out, only slightly spicy and thirteen incense, do you want to eat?"

The big man wailed as I expected: "Ah - I knew it! This store sold out very fast, and it must be gone after eight o'clock! They open at 11 o'clock in the morning and only sell three thousand catties, three thousand catties It’s not too soon to sell, and there won’t be much left at noon, and now everyone who eats at night..."

Normally I would comfort him.For example, "Come again next time", "Let's eat from opening to closing", but I can't think of that today.Seeing that a few more copies were bought by people, and some dine-in meals were also ordered away, and there were fewer and fewer packed boxes in the window, I interjected and asked: " Do you still want it?"

"Yes!" The big man is flexible and able to distinguish between priorities, "Twenty servings of mild spicy, ten servings of thirteen fragrant!"

Before doing it differently, I would have already paid for it and prepared it, waiting to call the buddy to pack it, but at this moment, two forces twisted each other in my chest, and my heart was caught in it. , the words he said were unavoidably mean: "Pick one flavor, five servings, and you can get more by yourself."

Each serving in this shop is 400 grams. The large size shrimp is worth 1 tael, and the medium size is about [-] cents. There are really not many shrimps in one serving. According to the appetite of the big ones, five servings will disappear after licking your fingers. .

"Why?" The big man was shocked, "There are not many places to eat this thing!"

"You eat so much every day, aren't you tired from digestion?" I asked calmly, "The blood urea level will exceed the standard if the protein intake in a meal exceeds 200 grams. If you exceed the standard every meal, can your heart, liver and kidneys take it? ?”

This causal relationship is not groundless, but it is too serious. Normal people don't like to hear this.The person who lined up to buy shrimps in front immediately turned back and stared at me in an extremely unfriendly manner, but I didn't care whether I would be beaten right now.

"Yes, why can't I? My basal metabolism alone is high!" The voice of the big man wronged Bala, and he recounted his difficult life, "I watered the little rapeseed you planted at the door today! Two buckets of water won’t sink if I carry them? Besides, I thought I’d go to the bottom of the mountain to meet you when you came back in the afternoon, but you said you wouldn’t come back to eat at night, so I wasted running back and forth! Just wait! , I'll see how many meters the step count counts later, at least seven or eight miles, right? Can't this be more? No, the point is that it's not much at all!"

Hearing his voice, I seem to see his distressed appearance... Isn't that the expression that I want to do something quickly every time I see it, so that he can get a box lunch and leave the job.

Before that, he never mentioned to me that he would wait for me down the mountain in the afternoon, but I couldn't help but believe it, and I didn't even need him to post any sports statistics.There's no reason, it's just that I have a hunch that's what he's capable of.

"Okay, okay, five servings are slightly spicy." Seeing that I didn't speak, the big man sniffled his nose twice sadly, and said softly, "Then you come back quickly, so as not to rain later."

I look up at the sky.The air here is not much better than that in Shencheng. Of course there are no stars in the sky, but there are no thick dark clouds either.

"It's not cloudy." I said, "Is there a cloud over there?"

"No, it rains when you want to rain in this weather? It rained suddenly a few days ago." The big man said, "If it really rains later, don't go up the mountain, the road is slippery and it's not easy to walk. I'm going down to find you."

I drove the car away, and there was no other means of transportation on the mountain. The only mountain road stretched for about 4 kilometers.Street lights?That is absolutely nothing, the only lighting tool is a strong flashlight.There are big and small rocks everywhere on the road. Only cars with high chassis and high power can go well. If there is another heavy rain...

I asked, "How are you going to get down?"

The big guy: "Hey, leave me alone, I can jump if I want to find you. Okay, buy it quickly, and come back quickly when you're done. Don't buy the slightly spicy ones by mistake. I don't want thirteen. It's delicious."

"What flavor do you want? Sir?" The clerk behind the counter was wearing a mask, gloves, apron, and sanitary cap, and asked me twice, "There are shrimp and shrimp balls, which one do you want?"

"Shrimp balls?" I recovered, "What kind of shrimp balls?"

The clerk pointed to a box on the counter: "This is it. Live shrimp is fried without the head. It is eaten like shrimp. It is more delicious and easier to peel than whole shrimp. There are three kinds of flavors, all of which are freshly made on the day. "

Me: "Is there any spicy one?"

The man skillfully tore off a plastic bag and shook it open: "Yes, how many boxes?"

While he was packing, I remembered something I saw while swiping my phone in a traffic jam today.

A girl complained online and attached a photo of a dog, saying that she saved money to buy this dog. When she bought it, the seller said it was a "teacup dog". The moon dog is bigger than the coffee table.

She asked everyone, what should I do?

Over the years, I have been severely abused by the big man. In addition, the little white rabbits that were intubated during the function test were all brought back by him to "taste what it tastes like". Since then, I think everything can be eaten.At that time, I shook my head and replied jokingly: stewed.

The clerk at the counter put the crayfish into the bags one by one, and called another clerk from the lobby to come out and help me hand the bags one by one.The little girl in line behind me sent a voice message into her mobile phone, I don't know if she said it to me on purpose: "Damn it, there is an old psychopath in front of me, and I bought all the shrimps!"

The folk customs here are tough, and the girls are as tall as me. Suddenly, I started to worry about being beaten again, so I quickly hurried back to the parking lot.In the car, I locked the door, shook my hand and revised my own comment: "It's not a teacup dog, it's not his fault, it's just that he can't talk. If you are a little bit in the process of raising I didn’t realize it was not a teacup dog in advance, that’s impossible, since I already knew it might not be, why bother to ask now? At least the dog seller said it right, it’s really ‘so cute, so cute’. "

When the car drove down the mountain, the big man blocked the way and robbed the darts with a happy face.I was the co-pilot most of the time, and he got into the car to adjust the seat before he could barely stretch his legs.

I leaned on the steering wheel and watched him adjust the seat and fasten the seat belt with such a twist, and asked, "Are you so eager to eat crayfish?"

The big man gave a "tsk" sound: "What! I missed you, okay? I didn't take anyone with me when I left. I didn't see you when I woke up in the morning. My heart was broken."

I:"……"

I followed the strict principle of "receipt and payment balance" outside, and dealt with strangers for a day. Both I and the other party measured gains and losses step by step. I didn't want to take advantage of others or suffer losses. I was covered in armor.I was suddenly boarded by him, and my worldview had not changed in time. I was caught off guard by his sad eyes—it was a kind of gaze that didn’t need to predict how much I had and how much I wanted to gain after giving, as if Regarding the relationship between us, he has already paid for it all his life.

He has no colorful phoenix and wings, but he has a clear heart—when I thought of him anxiously in the distant Wenzhai, he also sat on the bluestone at the foot of the mountain and thought of me earnestly.Is there any deep hatred or grievous mistake that cannot be offset by merit?no?Offset to offset, if there is such a detailed ledger, I will never be let down.

It was as if I had been hit in the heart by the electrodes of a pacemaker, and it was so electric that I wanted to hug him tightly.

The big man rubbed his hands excitedly like a fly that just landed: "Where are the shrimp?"

"..." Me: "The back row."

"Oh, you guys are here!" The seat belt didn't stop him, the big guy twisted his body and reached out to fish for a bag, while opening it, he muttered, "Let me see what kind of bags this store sells. Shrimp? How many tons can you sell in a day? Tell me, why do these people eat everything? If I don’t hurry up and eat them, I’ll let them eat them and become extinct in another hundred years.”

I drove on the mountain road at night, focusing on the road, noncommittal—theoretically, if the big man made up his mind to go all the way to the dark, he would have no descendants to speak of, why bother to think about things a hundred years later Woolen cloth?It's hard for me to imagine that he's planning for a rainy day for all of humanity.

The big man looked at the bag in his hand, then looked back, surprised and happy: "Why are there so many? Isn't it five boxes?"

"I'm afraid you will cry if you don't have enough to eat." I turned the corner, and I saw him licking the corner of his mouth and trying to strike, "Hey, hey, don't eat it in the car! It's hard to wipe off the oil!"

"Ah, yes! It will be even more delicious after frying at home." The big man responded, holding the shrimp box obediently, and put the shrimp ball and shell in his hand into his mouth, inhaling the smell of the soup, It's just that it can be a gluttonous book.

I was suddenly a little lucky, a little grateful.

I am glad that I bought more to see his unexpected happy expression. I am grateful that the store he chose cleans the shrimp so that I can watch him eat it with peace of mind.In addition, I am also grateful to all the cars that met me along the way for not hitting me, allowing me to return here safely, and grateful to my mother for bringing me into this world, allowing me to experience joys, sorrows, joys, and charming life.

As soon as I drove the car into the garage, it started to rain patter from the sky. It only took a few tens of seconds from sporadic to overwhelming with wind and thunder.

"Oh, that's great, we came back just in time!" The big man diligently moved the things in the car home, "I said it's going to rain, if it catches up with such a heavy rain, it's too dangerous to go up the mountain. "

I also carried a few bags: "The weather forecast doesn't say it's going to rain."

"Hey—what can the weather forecast predict?" The big man walked ahead arrogantly and shook his head, "I don't understand yet."

Stir-frying a pile of food should be put into the wok, and frozen should be stored in the freezer. The wage earner reported every detail of his trip to Wenzhai to the young master who gnawed on shrimp shells.

As soon as I mentioned the part where I was acting stupid in front of Mr. Wen, the big man nodded repeatedly, gave me a thumbs up and said, "Just don't tell them where they live. My dad doesn't see him, so he doesn't want to ask someone to come up. I also don’t want to see people come up. I took them for a while before. Do you know that these people are our family’s tourist attraction all day? After staying for two days, people have asked you to let me live or not? Don’t stay, my dad can’t bear this face, stay, they will come back next time, and dare to bring you a bunch of people! I am not open Don’t you think it’s a hotel? It’s not a matter of how much money is paid, we have to live too, it’s too noisy for so many people to come.”

I remembered the scene in the TV series and asked, "Do you think he will send someone to follow me?"

"How do you follow?" the big man said, "Didn't you go to my elder brother's house? There is so much traffic in the city, and he can keep up without letting you see? That's really amazing."

I suddenly thought: "What if? Or put a position in the crab box or something, hey, why don't we take apart the crabs and cook them?"

The big guy stopped me: "Don't, don't eat today, there are so many shrimps that I didn't eat. Besides, they can't come up."

I asked, "How about the 'can't get up' method?"

"Hmm..." The big man turned his eyes to look at the ceiling, picked a toothpick as if he had stuffed his teeth, "this place, it's hard to find! No one took it, they couldn't find the way up! Then... ... just can't come up."

Me: "..." I remember that I got off the provincial road and didn't even turn a corner.

However, it doesn't matter anymore.I am here, he is here, the two of us are together, the wind and rain outside the window, the years in the house are quiet, who cares about the way we came, and where the way will be in the future?

I peeled a shrimp for him to eat, and the big guy tacitly took it away.I stretched out my finger again, he reacted quickly, hid his teeth, only wrapped his lips around my fingertips, and let out a long, "chirp"—he is not afraid of spicy food, but the body can still do it There was a stress reaction, the lips that had eaten the spicy shrimp balls turned bright red, and the picture of holding my finger was vivid and moving.

I leaned over across the table and gave him a crisp "boo" on the face.

"I'm so happy today? Is it because I went out to play all day?" The big man stopped the shrimp peeling daye in his hand to look at me, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said in a low voice, "When do you want to go down the mountain? But don’t leave me behind, and I won’t urge you to come back. In fact, I don’t have to stay on the mountain. I was so busy in the last few months... I was so busy, you know? Every day I can’t figure it out. I have never missed a temple’s Bodhisattva. Why do I have to be so tired? I just want to find a quiet place where no one can find me. When I recover, we’ll go back to Shencheng ,OK?"

I shook my head lightly: "I'm not going, I'm not going anywhere."

Big guy: "It's okay, go if you want, I'm afraid you'll be bored."

"Not boring." I changed my mind, "How about I raise something?"

The big one was surprised: "Huh? What are you raising?"

My heart was beating like a drum, and I squeezed my palms and uttered two words clearly: "Sable."

After I finished speaking, I stared at him, taking in all his reactions.

The big man was very disdainful.

The expression on his face is close to "scholarship", or what can be called "peer rejection": "Oh, what are you doing raising that thing."

Is not it?I knew Mr. Wen's "impression" was unreliable.

I thought of a similar precious breed: "Golden mink?"

The corner of the big man's mouth twitched: "Why do you keep it? Are you short of a leather jacket? Just buy it."

"No, no, of course I don't need it! It's fine for me to wear a down jacket." I thought for a while, "Then... mink?"

"Isn't that the same?" The big man was very puzzled, "It only eats our meat."

Me: "Mink!"

"My god, that stuff stinks even more!" The big man seemed to be disgusted, and he pretended to retch, "No, why did you have sex with a mink today? You don't like hair loss, you don't like it Hairy things? You didn’t even want to raise a Dutch mouse if you were asked to do so.”

How can one generalize from one moment to another?I tried to understand that world: "It doesn't seem to matter if you lose a little hair. In such a big house, are you afraid of a few hairs on the ground?"

"That's right!" The big man sighed, "You finally figured it out! I've said it a long time ago, whoever grows hair doesn't want to lose it, how can he lose it every day! No one wants to lose hair!"

I strike while the iron is hot: "Then raise a weasel?"

"Who will raise yellow..." The big man's face was filled with disbelief, and he let go of his hand, and the shrimp shell fell into the soup with a "click", "Forget it, forget it, let's raise a holland mouse." Think about it the next time you go home and go to the flower and bird market to buy one."

"I don't want a guinea pig," I refused, "I want something different."

"What?" The big man looked at me in horror, lest I say something surprising again: "What is different? What do you want to raise?"

"To keep a pet, you need to bathe it, feed it alone, and get regular injections, which is quite troublesome." I said, "Tell me, if there is a kind of person who can become a pet from time to time, how good would it be?"

The wind and rain beat the glass windows and crackled, the two sides of the house were speechless, and the big man opened his mouth half-open.There's a table between us, and I can't tell if he's taking a slight breath before speaking.

If not, then maybe what I said is not right, maybe my attitude seems not so reliable-although the world is big, people's vision is always so small, as the only person in each other's eyes, how can I Does it make him feel that the uneasiness comes from me?

"He can become who he is whenever he wants and he thinks he can. This is his freedom, just like I can wear whatever clothes I want, and this is also my freedom," I softened my voice , said slowly, "If my clothes would bother others, I would avoid wearing them out. Likewise, if his appearance would bother others, I know he would not go out in that appearance either. But when we consider the audience, don't forget to make an exception, that is, I am to him, and he is to me. For example, at this moment, only the two of us are together, I can wear whatever clothes I want, and he can also become Whatever he likes, we respect and appreciate each other. So... is there? If so, you can tell me."

Big guy: "...Joaquin."

I raised my hand and signaled him to wait a moment: "Before you tell me, let me say a few more words. Even within the known aesthetic range of most people, the appearance associated with him may not be so in line with the 'beautiful' The definition of 'beauty' - in fact, I don't know who defines 'beauty' at all, and I don't care what other people are looking for. I also think he is very cute, and even think he is unique-this kind of cuteness has nothing to do with appearance, I believe that a life has many shining points beyond its appearance. Or, his original species is not so friendly, but I know he won't hurt me, even if I put my hand near his mouth while he is eating. We read books to learn to accept what exists in reality, to understand that existence is reasonable, not to use what I have learned I judge and isolate him by reason, so no matter how different he looks, how incredible, how deviant, I just feel very loving, I will like it very much, and I will do very gentle things to him."

"I still remember the first time you asked me if I liked boys, I said yes, you just froze for a while, and the time it took to respond was no longer than the unexpected time when you turned to the answer and found that you had done a wrong question , so when I encounter something unexpected, I will pass on your tolerance and understanding. I don’t know if I think so, right?” I walked up to him, held his face in my arms, and lightly pecked at him. Take a sip, "Can I have a look?"

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The author has something to say: Thank you everyone for spending four months with Chuqiu, crab!Crab!Everyone has worked hard!

A new article will be published on 5.30 Dragon Boat Festival.Gong would definitely not be so stupid hahahahaha!

Happy holidays everyone~~~~