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Chapter 37 I think
Chapter 37 I think
Ti Xi looked at Lu Yundan in puzzlement, and asked, "Well... I'm a little curious."
"What's so curious." Lu Yundan held a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, "Oh... I don't know what I love about him... It seems that I have been dependent on him since I was a child, maybe my parents abandoned me when I was young , made me feel insecure since I was a child, anyway...he gave me everything I lacked. "
"That's right, your cock will also be filled by him." Ti Xi said jokingly.
Lu Yundan: "... Get out!"
Ti Xi touched Xiao Jin'an's hand who was sleeping on the bed, and said in a flat tone: "What are you struggling with? You love him, that's what I can tell."
"Which eye saw it?" Lu Yundan smeared a blush on his cheeks, "I really never thought that one day I would have sex with my brother."
Ti Xi frowned slightly, and asked, "I...have not been in China for a long time...what do you mean by messing around...?"
Lu Yundan was indescribable, and felt dissatisfied after comparing several movements together, so he closed his eyes and sighed: "When you came to China, there were no 'enlightenment teachers' to teach you some knowledge?"
"Yes, but in the end I searched for it by myself." Ti Xi thought for a while and said, "What... First, after the prostate feels extremely stimulated, use your fingers to widen the sphincter. About three fingers is more appropriate. Don't go in at once. Do it slowly and in order, after pouring in the right amount of lubricating oil..."
"Wait, wait, this is between men, right? At that time you already..." Lu Yundan felt that something was wrong the more he heard it, and no matter how he heard it, he spoke in a serious yellow accent, "I... a little confused."
Ti Xi smiled, and said: "At that time... I came to China not long ago, and I didn't understand it. It can be said that I couldn't even read this passage, so how could I know its meaning, but later..."
Lu Yundan raised his eyebrows: "Hey, okay, I understand, what, I just saw Xiao Jin'an's eyes move slightly, he must have woken up, and he must have heard the conversation we had just now, so what? I'm leaving, don't send it away."
Ti Xi glanced at Xiao Jin'an, sneered and said, "Huh? Honey? Still awake?"
Xiao Jin'an looked deathly at home: "Yes!"
It was quite late when Lu Yundan returned home. Seeing that the light in the living room was off, he carefully put away his shoes, and then went to his room.
After entering the room, he was taken aback by the person sitting on the bed. After seeing that it was Lu's father, he smiled dryly and said, "Dad, what are you doing..."
"Wait for you to come back." Father Lu said in a firm tone.
"Where's mom?" Lu Yundan swallowed and asked.
"She wants to wait for you. I won't let her. Let her go to bed when it's too late." Father Lu patted the bed and said, "Come here."
Lu Yundan pouted, subconsciously feeling that something was wrong, but he had no room to resist, so he happily walked over and said, "Dad, you can say whatever you want."
"Yun Dan, I just want you to know the seriousness of this matter." Lu's father said earnestly, "You and Xuehui are not serious, are they?"
"Dad, we're serious." Lu Yundan blurted out without even thinking about it. In fact, he also thought about delaying speaking for a while, but it was all forced to this point, so he had to say it.
"Do you know that you will ruin Xuehui's future and get yourself caught in the public opinion?" Father Lu yelled at Lu Yundan out of anger.
Lu Yundan felt a little wronged, but refused to say anything to comfort Lu's father: "But, Dad, I love my brother."
Father Lu was silent for a moment, then frowned and said, "You bastard! This is just brotherhood, what kind of love is there! Don't fool around with your brother, he doesn't know the difference!"
"But I figured it out... I thought about it for a long time before I realized that I couldn't lie to myself..."
The two fell into silence for a while.
"Xuehui, did you hear that? Come out." Father Lu said suddenly.
Lu Yundan raised his head abruptly, looked at Father Lu puzzledly, heard footsteps behind him, and immediately turned back: "Brother? What the hell are you doing?"
Lu Xue hugged Lu Yundan's head back, and said, "I'm back."
Lu Yun was dazed for a while, and then slammed Lu Xuehui's chest: "Let go!"
Ten minutes later, Mother Lu's anxiety in waiting for her son forced her to get off the bed, then opened the door and went to the living room. As soon as she arrived in the living room, she saw her two precious sons and their father sitting in the living room seriously, so she asked suspiciously: "What's wrong? What are you doing sitting in the living room?"
"Woke you up?" Father Lu's serious face finally loosened a bit.
"What's wrong?" Mother Lu sat down, looked at her two sons and asked.
There was a trace of neglected loneliness on Father Lu's face.
Lu Xue coughed twice and said, "Mom, I'm back, that's all."
"Hmph, still lying to me, Yundan, tell me, what's going on?" Lu's mother put her eyes on Lu Yundan.
"Don't ask me, Mom, I'm dizzy too." Lu Yundan frowned in confusion and asked, "What happened just now?"
Seeing Lu's mother's eyes on him, Lu's father said slowly: "Xue Hui has used so many tricks to make me submit, and even threatened me with various means, I will bet him that if you can accept him, Then we don't plan to deal with this matter, if you can't accept it, then Xuehui has been messing around, and I will send him to study for a period of time before returning to China."
"Why didn't I know about this?" Mother Lu said a little angrily.
"Mom, I'm to blame for this. I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to accept it, so I kept it a secret. I was afraid that if you couldn't think about it, you would commit suicide by jumping off a building." Lu Xuehui opened her mouth to make a relief.
Lu's mother raised her eyebrows and said, "At first I couldn't accept it. I wanted to drive you away after hearing what you said, but after thinking about it, you finally found someone you like. It's just a pity for that child Qiu Xi. It's a good day." The girl caught up with such a log as you."
That's right, he didn't feel it when Song Qiuxi took off her clothes and shook it in front of him in Vienna.
Could it be a pity...
"You two are too. You are both children with straight roots. Why is this root bent..." Mother Lu became more and more angry, but she had to resolve this emotion by herself. , I really want to try my best to break up the two of you..."
Lu Yundan was startled, and said in a daze, "Mom, your thoughts..."
"Watching TV series, what did you say that you should restrain yourself from arguing with your daughter-in-law in the future?" Lu's father added from the side, "It's too tiring to fight and film hundreds of episodes of TV series, that's what she complained about."
Lu Yundan: "..."
Lu's mother patted Lu's father's thigh, turned her head and said to Lu Xue: "Okay, Mom has a friend who is abroad and fell in love with a girl. At that time, I was still helping her chase that girl in a daze. Although I felt something was wrong at the time, but later I felt that it was nothing serious. It was just a pity that the girl couldn't accept her, so we got together and broke up. Then I think it's a pity, after three years of chasing her, there is still no happy ending... "
Mother Lu paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "What's more, Xuehui has been chasing you for ten years."
"I'll go..." Lu Yundan looked at Lu Xuehui in shock, "Brother, you fell in love with me when I was eight years old? Was my dick a bit big back then?"
"It's not that I fell in love with you." Lu Xue raised her eyebrows and replied, "Don't listen to mother's nonsense, I will be fifteen at that time, puberty!"
Lu's father sighed, and hugged Lu's mother in his arms: "Let's go to sleep and let them quarrel by themselves."
Mother Lu nodded and said, "You said...is this really good?"
Ti Xi looked at Lu Yundan in puzzlement, and asked, "Well... I'm a little curious."
"What's so curious." Lu Yundan held a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, "Oh... I don't know what I love about him... It seems that I have been dependent on him since I was a child, maybe my parents abandoned me when I was young , made me feel insecure since I was a child, anyway...he gave me everything I lacked. "
"That's right, your cock will also be filled by him." Ti Xi said jokingly.
Lu Yundan: "... Get out!"
Ti Xi touched Xiao Jin'an's hand who was sleeping on the bed, and said in a flat tone: "What are you struggling with? You love him, that's what I can tell."
"Which eye saw it?" Lu Yundan smeared a blush on his cheeks, "I really never thought that one day I would have sex with my brother."
Ti Xi frowned slightly, and asked, "I...have not been in China for a long time...what do you mean by messing around...?"
Lu Yundan was indescribable, and felt dissatisfied after comparing several movements together, so he closed his eyes and sighed: "When you came to China, there were no 'enlightenment teachers' to teach you some knowledge?"
"Yes, but in the end I searched for it by myself." Ti Xi thought for a while and said, "What... First, after the prostate feels extremely stimulated, use your fingers to widen the sphincter. About three fingers is more appropriate. Don't go in at once. Do it slowly and in order, after pouring in the right amount of lubricating oil..."
"Wait, wait, this is between men, right? At that time you already..." Lu Yundan felt that something was wrong the more he heard it, and no matter how he heard it, he spoke in a serious yellow accent, "I... a little confused."
Ti Xi smiled, and said: "At that time... I came to China not long ago, and I didn't understand it. It can be said that I couldn't even read this passage, so how could I know its meaning, but later..."
Lu Yundan raised his eyebrows: "Hey, okay, I understand, what, I just saw Xiao Jin'an's eyes move slightly, he must have woken up, and he must have heard the conversation we had just now, so what? I'm leaving, don't send it away."
Ti Xi glanced at Xiao Jin'an, sneered and said, "Huh? Honey? Still awake?"
Xiao Jin'an looked deathly at home: "Yes!"
It was quite late when Lu Yundan returned home. Seeing that the light in the living room was off, he carefully put away his shoes, and then went to his room.
After entering the room, he was taken aback by the person sitting on the bed. After seeing that it was Lu's father, he smiled dryly and said, "Dad, what are you doing..."
"Wait for you to come back." Father Lu said in a firm tone.
"Where's mom?" Lu Yundan swallowed and asked.
"She wants to wait for you. I won't let her. Let her go to bed when it's too late." Father Lu patted the bed and said, "Come here."
Lu Yundan pouted, subconsciously feeling that something was wrong, but he had no room to resist, so he happily walked over and said, "Dad, you can say whatever you want."
"Yun Dan, I just want you to know the seriousness of this matter." Lu's father said earnestly, "You and Xuehui are not serious, are they?"
"Dad, we're serious." Lu Yundan blurted out without even thinking about it. In fact, he also thought about delaying speaking for a while, but it was all forced to this point, so he had to say it.
"Do you know that you will ruin Xuehui's future and get yourself caught in the public opinion?" Father Lu yelled at Lu Yundan out of anger.
Lu Yundan felt a little wronged, but refused to say anything to comfort Lu's father: "But, Dad, I love my brother."
Father Lu was silent for a moment, then frowned and said, "You bastard! This is just brotherhood, what kind of love is there! Don't fool around with your brother, he doesn't know the difference!"
"But I figured it out... I thought about it for a long time before I realized that I couldn't lie to myself..."
The two fell into silence for a while.
"Xuehui, did you hear that? Come out." Father Lu said suddenly.
Lu Yundan raised his head abruptly, looked at Father Lu puzzledly, heard footsteps behind him, and immediately turned back: "Brother? What the hell are you doing?"
Lu Xue hugged Lu Yundan's head back, and said, "I'm back."
Lu Yun was dazed for a while, and then slammed Lu Xuehui's chest: "Let go!"
Ten minutes later, Mother Lu's anxiety in waiting for her son forced her to get off the bed, then opened the door and went to the living room. As soon as she arrived in the living room, she saw her two precious sons and their father sitting in the living room seriously, so she asked suspiciously: "What's wrong? What are you doing sitting in the living room?"
"Woke you up?" Father Lu's serious face finally loosened a bit.
"What's wrong?" Mother Lu sat down, looked at her two sons and asked.
There was a trace of neglected loneliness on Father Lu's face.
Lu Xue coughed twice and said, "Mom, I'm back, that's all."
"Hmph, still lying to me, Yundan, tell me, what's going on?" Lu's mother put her eyes on Lu Yundan.
"Don't ask me, Mom, I'm dizzy too." Lu Yundan frowned in confusion and asked, "What happened just now?"
Seeing Lu's mother's eyes on him, Lu's father said slowly: "Xue Hui has used so many tricks to make me submit, and even threatened me with various means, I will bet him that if you can accept him, Then we don't plan to deal with this matter, if you can't accept it, then Xuehui has been messing around, and I will send him to study for a period of time before returning to China."
"Why didn't I know about this?" Mother Lu said a little angrily.
"Mom, I'm to blame for this. I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to accept it, so I kept it a secret. I was afraid that if you couldn't think about it, you would commit suicide by jumping off a building." Lu Xuehui opened her mouth to make a relief.
Lu's mother raised her eyebrows and said, "At first I couldn't accept it. I wanted to drive you away after hearing what you said, but after thinking about it, you finally found someone you like. It's just a pity for that child Qiu Xi. It's a good day." The girl caught up with such a log as you."
That's right, he didn't feel it when Song Qiuxi took off her clothes and shook it in front of him in Vienna.
Could it be a pity...
"You two are too. You are both children with straight roots. Why is this root bent..." Mother Lu became more and more angry, but she had to resolve this emotion by herself. , I really want to try my best to break up the two of you..."
Lu Yundan was startled, and said in a daze, "Mom, your thoughts..."
"Watching TV series, what did you say that you should restrain yourself from arguing with your daughter-in-law in the future?" Lu's father added from the side, "It's too tiring to fight and film hundreds of episodes of TV series, that's what she complained about."
Lu Yundan: "..."
Lu's mother patted Lu's father's thigh, turned her head and said to Lu Xue: "Okay, Mom has a friend who is abroad and fell in love with a girl. At that time, I was still helping her chase that girl in a daze. Although I felt something was wrong at the time, but later I felt that it was nothing serious. It was just a pity that the girl couldn't accept her, so we got together and broke up. Then I think it's a pity, after three years of chasing her, there is still no happy ending... "
Mother Lu paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "What's more, Xuehui has been chasing you for ten years."
"I'll go..." Lu Yundan looked at Lu Xuehui in shock, "Brother, you fell in love with me when I was eight years old? Was my dick a bit big back then?"
"It's not that I fell in love with you." Lu Xue raised her eyebrows and replied, "Don't listen to mother's nonsense, I will be fifteen at that time, puberty!"
Lu's father sighed, and hugged Lu's mother in his arms: "Let's go to sleep and let them quarrel by themselves."
Mother Lu nodded and said, "You said...is this really good?"
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