[Full-time master] The history of the people who eat melons 1

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Stepping on the land of his hometown, Li Tang was as excited as a Shiba Inu having fun.

Then, within half an hour of strolling on the street, he got into an Internet cafe.

"This one……"

City S is Samsara's home stadium, and in this era of glory, there are posters of Samsara's game characters everywhere.

As soon as he entered the Internet cafe, he was immediately covered in a sign again.

The extremely handsome Zhou Zekai and his Cloud Piercer were majestic and majestic.

Li Tang took out his wallet and stared at——

"I'm going!"

This must be the punishment I received from the Goddess of Glory after going there for many years! !

If Xiao Zhou knows that I haven't paid attention to the domestic glory circle at all... No, no, no, it's not my fault!Who made R Country Glory unpopular? Yes, that's the reason! !But it seems that Pippi is serious about translating!However, if Xiao Zhou plays professional games, in terms of academic qualifications, well, it is necessary to go to Q University.

[Wait, you have to see that Pippi entered the pit first!Your family has learned a lot! 】

"That person has a picture of a man in his wallet, he must be gay!"

"Keep your voice down, people can hear you!"

"oh oh!"

"But to be honest, this gay is so handsome!"

Li Tang: "..." What's wrong with gay, I ate your rice!Oh, but keep smiling.

So Li Tang laughed so hard that the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dark, successfully scaring away two passers-by, and the girl at the bar tremblingly turned it on for him.

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Flattering the central idea of ​​using academic qualifications to pretend to be X even if academic qualifications are useless, Li Tang immediately understood how to operate in the dark, and waited for fellow villagers to recognize each other.Issawa Porridge's signature can also be done, maybe you can also make a set for collection, worship, display, missionary and practical use.

After logging into the game, Li Tang poked the unknown friend conscientiously, wanting to tell him not to worry.

Tangli Old Song: Don't worry about the autograph, I have a solution.

Unknown friend: ...I believe in you.

Tangli Old Song: Thank you anyway, I'm back in my country now, and I happen to be in S City, I'll treat you to a good meal later.

Unknown friend: No, I'm sorry, I'll treat you to dinner later.

Tangli's old song: Why did you say that, brother?

Unknown friend: ...

Unknown friend: I don't want to talk, but I hope you don't chase me after you know the truth.

Tangli Old Song: Uh, I have a bad feeling.

Unknown friend: Withdraw first, what about the dungeon.

Li Tang was stunned.

Until the next day when he got home.

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When he opened the door to receive the courier, he originally thought it was a signature from a friend and comrade, but this idea was dismissed.

Li Tang was terrified.

This big bag and a stack of boxes of various sizes, it can't be a signature, right?

That must be the bomb! !

When signing the bill, Li Tang carefully checked the express package.

Samsara official website, Samsara official website, Samsara official peripheral store, Samsara team... Wait, team!

"..."

So my whereabouts have already been known, no, according to this delivery speed, it was known a few days ago.

Xiao Zhou and Pippi, when did you two do espionage?

Also, friend, I seem to know why you are sorry for me.

Pippi's IQ can definitely deduce mine through your inversion!

But this is actually not a big deal, why are you so loveless?Am I scary?

Passerby X2 and Internet cafe girl: Nodding wildly.

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When unpacking, with mental preparation, Li Tang didn't feel too frightened... what a ghost!

Zhou Zekai's signatureZhou Zekai's photoZhou Zekai's signature posterOne Shot Cloud PiercerOne Shot Cloud Piercer Deluxe Edition PillowOne Shot Cloud Piercer Limited Edition Silver Warrior ModelSamsaraSamsara Fans Support Team UniformSamsara First Crown Commemorative EditionFan Team UniformSamsara... Active Team Uniforms .

The last one is worn!

What are you sending me this for?Do you think about others when you see things?Made me look like an idiot!

Li Tang thought he was upright, so he called someone to frame the signatures and posters, put the photos on the bookshelf, and then made a display stand for the figures and Yinwu models. No, for the display stand, he specially decorated a room to put it Well, I will definitely buy it again in the future.These three uniforms...

Li Tang called.

"Hey, get me a room that can vacuum store clothes, yes, address XXXXX, build it as soon as possible."

It is conceivable that Li Tang's house in S City will soon become the stronghold of Zhou Zekai's No. [-] fan.

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Tangli's old song: Xiao Zhou~ I have received the gift~

Yize porridge:! !

Tangli's Old Song: Damn, although I guessed it, but once the news is confirmed, I will be very happy!What do you reincarnation guild think!My Xiao Zhou is so cute, they actually enslave you to grab the boss! !Is there no one in the guild!

Yize Congee: Not tired.

Tangli Old Song: Alright.

Yize Congee: Don't grab it?

Tang Li's old song: Hey, it's your boss after all. You really don't want to help grab it. It's not good if you fall behind other teams in terms of materials. After all, Ye Shen is eyeing Happy with him.

Yize Congee: Don't be afraid!

Li Tang sighed.

Sure enough, it was right to make up for the domestic glory circle overnight!

Evil, Evil, Evil! !

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The members of Samsara watched with complicated expressions as the captain moved a pot of ornamental bamboo into the room.

"What pot is it?"

"I don't know, at least three pots?"

"Zhou Zekai secretly raised pandas!!"

"Sun Xiang, have you drunk your six walnuts today?"

"I'm done drinking, I haven't bought it yet."

Jiang Botao had a headache and helplessly dispersed the group of teammates, and then went to knock on Zhou Zekai's door.

The door opened—

Zhou Zekai's hair was hanging down limply, and he was holding a fresh bamboo leaf in his pretty hand.

His expression was so pitiful that he was about to cry.

Captain, if your fans see this expression, they will think that Samsara bullied their gun king boss and will be sacked!

"Uh, captain, you haven't figured out how to blow it yet?"

"Forgot." Zhou Zekai looked at Pippi's deputy team expectantly.

"...Captain, it's useless for you to look at me like this, and I don't know how to play the leaf flute either!"

"And I also inquired about it in the team..."

"We have great reincarnation, even the gatekeeper can't do it!!"

"TAT!"

"I think it's better to confess to Li Tang directly, you have forgotten this fact."

"Do not!!!"

Zhou Zekai pushed out the useless Pippi deputy team and closed the door!

Evil, Evil, Evil! !

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Many years ago, Li Tang could play a nice tune by picking a leaf at random.

The childhood version of the cute Wukou Zhou liked it very much, so he pestered me to learn it.

It's a pity that his skill points are too lacking.

Fortunately, the bamboo leaves were more friendly to him, so after all the bamboos in the whole community and the next-door community were harmed, he was finally able to play a complete song.

During this teaching process, Li Tang undoubtedly collapsed.

Jiang Botao, who has a close relationship with Li Tang, has really watched the history of Li Tang's collapse.

So, if Li Tang knew that the skills he had worked so hard to learn were just washed away by Zhou Zekai...

That must be to touch your head and teach it again!

After all, Li Tang is also guilty, isn't he!

The author has something to say:

Continue minor repairs

That’s right, Comrade Friend’s name is so simple and rude, it’s called [Unknown Friend]

The "song" of [Tangli Old Song] has already been selected, hehe.

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