Antique Shapeshifting Heartthrob [Interstellar]

Under Han Su's calm stop, Pei Xu failed to buy a beautiful new dress for the little computer until he returned to the Marshal's Mansion.

The space car stopped steadily, and the door automatically slid open to the right. Pei Xu jumped down first, and was about to walk in, when he suddenly remembered something, stopped and turned around, reaching out to Han Su who had walked to the door, He said succinctly, "Come."

Han Su grabbed his hand, jumped out of the car, tripped and fell on Pei Xu unexpectedly.

Small computer: ?

He looked back and found that the general had slipped over without knowing when, and was standing in front of the two wagging his tail. Han Su had tripped over him just now.

Pei Xu supported Han Su, put his hands on Han Su's waist unconsciously, stretched out his hands and found that it was really thin, and moved up two points as if he had been burned, and stuck on Han Su's back in an awkward posture. superior.

The little computer glanced at him, calmly grabbed Pei Xu's wrist, pressed his hand and put it on his waist again, and said softly: "When inviting others to get off the car, put the palm of your right hand up and wait for the other person to put your hand on." Come up, put your left hand two inches above your waist, and don't look directly into the other person's eyes."

"..." Pei Xu simply withdrew his hand and put his back behind his back: "You are right, next time you help me."

Han Su: "..."

Stubborn.

Pei Xu walked in behind Han Su, his hands behind his back clenched into fists, with a careless expression on his face.

The admiral swept his tail across his thighs, looked at his master curiously, especially stared at Pei Xu's red ears for a while.

Han Su dragged the luggage to the second floor, then knocked open Pei Xu's broken door, and threw the luggage in his room.

Pei Xu didn't notice it, because he was in the kitchen interfering with AI's cooking.

"Happy today," Pei Xu muttered to the AI ​​chef who was cooking, "Don't bother you to waste electricity, I'll do it myself."

While talking, he rolled up his sleeves, programmed the AI ​​to stand by in the corner of the kitchen, and then washed a pot by himself and put it on the self-ignition stove.

Han Su put the things in the room. When he went downstairs, he could smell the pungent burning smell on the first floor. After walking two steps from the small computer, he saw billowing smoke coming out of the kitchen, covering the first floor. The sun is covered by dark clouds, and the pollution index is full of stars.

In this era of smoke-free cooking, it is really rare for Pei Xu to be able to produce such a large amount of smoke in the kitchen.

Han Su covered her nose and coughed twice, then looked into the kitchen with her head, and then closed the door from the outside.

"..."

Three seconds later, there was a loud noise in the kitchen. Pei Xu quickly threw the pot, gave up struggling and rushed to the door, and squeezed out before being choked to death.

Han Su looked at him and asked, "What did you do for me?"

Pei Xu's face was blackened to a certain extent, he thought deeply for a while, and then replied: "Let's cook noodles in a dry pot."

In the end, both of them were unwilling to go into the kitchen to clean up the mess. Seeing that the Marshal's Mansion was about to catch fire, Pei Xu called a guard from outside, put on a triple mask and went in to rescue the burning kitchen.

After the smoke cleared away, Han Su went in and took a look. The beautiful silver-white pot had turned into black charcoal, and even changed from round to irregular. , After research, the little computer thinks that this is the noodles that Pei Xu originally wanted to eat for himself.

Maybe he's going to assassinate a computer tonight.

Han Su calmly threw the pot into the trash can, and went out to see that Pei Xu was staring at the personal terminal in a daze.The guard next to him wearing a three-layer mask stood beside him and whispered something to him.

Pei Xu slid his finger on a small holographic projection screen in front of him, looked up and saw Han Su's figure, and beckoned him over: "Come and have a look, let's order takeaway."

The kitchen had been damaged by Pei Xu, and the AI ​​cook was helpless, so on the first day Han Su returned home, he could only sit in the living room with Pei Xu and wait for takeaway.

The guard next to him took off his mask and smiled at Han Su. The little computer remembered his name and called him politely: "Langley, hello."

The other party seemed not expecting that Han Su would greet him, he was a little startled, and turned his eyes away.

Pei Xu was looking through the takeaway shops one by one for Han Su, and said seriously: "If you want to find a fast food delivery, you have to go through three security checks in the marshal's mansion, and the food that is slower will be cold."

Han Su looked down at the menu, but didn't say anything for a while.

"Stir-fried Zerg Meat", "Teppanyaki Kemansi Interstellar Genetically Modified Yak", "Small Stir-fried Giant Spinach in Vacuum Greenhouse", "Steamed Vegetarian Rabbit Meat"...

The small computer has carefully strengthened the system firewall, and he is worried that he will be poisoned later.

I am used to the AI ​​ancient oriental dishes at Pei Xu's family, and the high-nutrition mush porridge at the military academy. Han Su is not interested in these takeaways that are widely praised by the humans of the alliance.

He originally wanted to tell Pei Xu that he couldn't eat anymore, but when the words came to his lips, his voice suddenly disappeared.

Han Su remembers that Pei Xu's eating habits are not good, and he often finds some compressed bread from the refrigerator to fill his stomach after time has passed. If he says he doesn't want to eat, Pei Xu probably won't bother to order takeaway.

The small computer silently quieted down. If it is poisoned, it will be poisoned. Anyway, the system will clean up the virus.

Just sleep, Han Su thought, but he suddenly recalled the scene of Pei Xu inexplicably molesting his forehead after the poisoning last time.

Han Su: "..." I was very angry.

Pei Xu searched for a long time, and finally found a normal takeaway, the signature is ancient oriental cuisine, and the samples look delicious.

"Stuffed tofu, chicken stewed with wormwood, scallop stewed vermicelli, sesame glutinous rice balls, milk sago dew..." Pei Xu ordered most of the items in the shop, Han Su watched from the side, and finally couldn't help asking: "Shall we eat?" Is it over?"

Pei Xu came back to his senses: "Ah, it's okay, the general will finish eating."

The little computer looked at the big white dog on one side, the general was staring at Han Su with a pair of black eyes, Han Su looked at its round belly, and remained silent.

Langley, who was standing on one side, suddenly couldn't help laughing, lowered his voice and explained to Han Su: "When cooking in the Marshal's Mansion, there will be a copy for the guards and managers outside. Before, it was AI cooking, but today there is no other way."

Han Su didn't know about this, he didn't pay attention to how many dishes were cooked in the kitchen, and he didn't notice that Pei Xu was also in charge of everyone's meals.

No wonder he emphasized finding a fast food delivery service.

Pei Xu ordered a bunch of dishes, and the merchant was particularly frightened, so he specially called to ask if he had ordered something wrong. After getting the answer, the boss was silent for a while, and reluctantly said: "Let's try to hurry up."

Langley wrote down the types and quantities of various takeaways, and when he left the living room, only Pei Xu, Hansu, and a dog were left at home.

Pei Xu opened the holographic news, the star network covers the real-time dynamics of all galaxies, the content is varied, there may be tens of millions of messages pouring out in one second, Pei Xu blocks most of the useless information, leaving only the real-time ascension of A-1 star news.

The A-block galaxy is the main galaxy of the Alliance. The Marshal's Mansion, the Senate, the Temple, the Alliance's large museum and scientific research institute, etc. are all built on this galaxy, and most of them are on the A-1 star.The dynamics of the planet are thus closely tied to the Union subjects.

Pei Xu checked the news, and then saw a post 15 minutes ago, with more than 300 million likes and comments, and his face turned dark immediately.

Han Su looked at it, and the title was very alarmist:

[The Marshal's Mansion burst into flames!The marshal has died, and the alliance military power is about to usher in a new round of turmoil]

It seems that no matter what era it is, fake news spreads far and wide.

Pei Xu clicked on this news, and first saw that he had been photoshopped a posthumous photo, black and white, maybe it was changed from his military school registration photo, the second picture was the Marshal's Mansion billowing with smoke in the night, Pei Xu stared at it. After taking that picture for a long time, he turned his head and asked Han Su: "Is the movement I made so big?"

Han Su nodded.

Pei Xu flicked through the comments, and the enthusiastic netizens brushed candles for him. Seeing Pei Xu's temples twitching, he angrily signed a report.

Seeing him reading the news for more than half an hour, Han Su gradually felt a little bored, and fell asleep on the sofa beside Pei Xu.

Small computers shouldn't feel sleepy in the first place, but biomimicry has evolved too completely recently, and it has many shortcomings of fragile humans, such as likes to eat snacks, likes to sleep, likes to cling to Pei Xu, and so on.

Han Su curled up beside him in a daze. Pei Xu was reading the news when he suddenly felt warmth on his arms. He looked down and saw that the small computer had rubbed against him unconsciously. His head rested on his body, and his soft black hair It fell down, scratching his arms itchy.

Pei Xu looked at Han Su's sleeping face for a while, and was about to pull a small blanket beside him to cover him lightly, but as soon as he started, Langley suddenly appeared at the door, saying: "Marshal, the takeaway has... "

Pei Xu raised his head sharply and glared at him viciously. The innocent Langley let out an "uh" and the rest of the sentence was cut off in his throat.

However, people are not as good as dogs, and the admiral who followed Langley outside to watch the dinner rushed in excitedly, and howled wildly in the living room with no winks.

The little computer was taken aback, raised its eyes, and asked doubtfully, "Can we eat?"

Pei Xu stared at the admiral gloomily, focusing on its fat body twice, the admiral shook his body, the dog's fur was blown up, and he fled despondently with his tail between his legs.

"Well," Pei Xu rubbed Han Su's hair, turned off the boring news on the terminal, and replaced it with a holographic movie in the living room, and said, "After passing the security review, bring in the No. 13 package."

The No. 13 set meal is what Pei Xu plans to eat with Han Su, and the others are for other people to eat.

Langley responded, but did not leave. Instead, he hesitated for a while and said, "Marshal, there is also a letter with the takeaway."

Pei Xu was puzzled: "What?"

Langley repeated: "Letterhead, paper. I asked, and it has nothing to do with the merchant. The addressee on it is Han Su."

Han Su raised his head and looked at Pei Xu for a moment, Pei Xu gradually showed a suspicious look, and asked: "Student Han Su, you will not hide the secret from me and secretly send a love letter to your classmate, right?"

The author has something to say: Pei Xu: Are you there?Do you eat noodles in a dry pot?