[Quick Transmigration] Let the villain have a successor!
Chapter 234 Gu: This is a shaking m——Shizi 1
Hua ManLou: "????"
"It's not Huamanlou, it's not what Shi Mu said—he was talking nonsense when he was drunk!" Lu Xiaofeng remembered sweating profusely and explaining incoherently.
"I'm not talking nonsense!!" Shi Mu pursed his mouth in dissatisfaction, "I remember it really, can you swear to God that you haven't thought about it like this!"
Lu Xiaofeng choked.
Shi Mu immediately pointed at him triumphantly: "Look, look, you're hesitating!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Are you drunk or are you pretending to be drunk! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴"
Hua Manlou's expression was weird, he was a little embarrassed, no matter how open-minded he was, he still couldn't look directly at Lu Xiaofeng in the face of this kind of thing: "Lu Xiaofeng, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby..."
Lu Xiaofeng almost wanted to cry but had no tears: "How come Huamanlou even you..."
Probably because his expression was too funny, Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing.
Lu Xiaofeng: Break up the friendship! ! !
Shi Mu looked curiously at Huamanlou, then at Lu Xiaofeng, and suddenly realized: "So you two are in love with each other! Tell me earlier, let me help you!"
Hua ManLou: "?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "???"
He looked at Shi Mu vigilantly, afraid of what he would do next.
His conjecture was correct, Shi Mu rubbed his hands together, poured two glasses of wine for the two of them, and put the wine glasses in their respective hands, "Come on, come on, you guys drink the wine today, and you will be husband and wife from now on! Tonight We don’t need to care about the world’s vision, we can do whatever we want, life is not satisfactory, so what if we indulge ourselves for one night?!”
Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
If you weren't talking about the two of them, you'd almost have brainwashed them all.
Shi Mu's eyes sparkled: "Drink? Why don't you drink?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I think..."
Gong Jiu suddenly said: "Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Man Lou, you two had better follow Mu Mu's words, otherwise you will regret it."
Lu Xiaofeng heard similar words when he said not to let Shi Mu get drunk, Lu Xiaofeng felt a little flustered, but this drink?Him and Huamanlou?They are brothers!How could it be possible to drink a cup of wine? !
To stabilize his thoughts, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Shi Mu's thin and weak body, and the other party had no internal strength, even if he and Hua Manlou didn't listen to Shi Mu's words, and Shi Mu became drunk, they could still use force to suppress him.
So in the end Lu Xiaofeng came to a conclusion.
"I won't drink!!" Lu Xiaofeng pushed the two wine glasses away a little, comforting Hua Manlou: "Hua Manlou is fine, Shi Mu has no internal energy, if he gets into trouble later on, we can easily suppress it."
Hua Manlou said that it didn't matter, but that it was not good to use force to suppress his benefactor, but seeing Lu Xiaofeng gnashing his teeth, he had no choice but to agree: "Okay."
Gong Jiu took a sip of wine, lowering her eyes to hide the gloating in her eyes.
He had reminded them not to blame him then.
"Why don't you drink it? Is it because the wine doesn't taste good?" Shi Mu tilted his head in confusion.
Lu Xiaofeng immediately drank a cup and said: "Of course the wine made by Huamanlou is delicious! But... let's forget about this wine, hahaha, Shi Mu, you can drink it with Gong Jiu."
The corners of Shi Mu's mouth gradually pulled down, "I'm not happy anymore."
Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, "You deserve it, who told you to talk nonsense just now?!"
Shi Mu puffed his cheeks, took out a bag of things from his pocket, waved his hand and sprinkled the powder in front of them when they were unprepared, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were unprepared, subconsciously inhaled a few mouthfuls.
Then the next second, they felt that their bodies became limp and unable to move.
Hua ManLou: "Lu XiaoFeng, I have no strength..."
"Me too." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Shi Mu, and said helplessly, "Hey, isn't it... Shi Mu, what did you do to us?"
Shi Mu smiled: "It's just to keep you guys from moving, hahaha." Then he became a hardworking porter, moving Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng into the room, and thoughtfully taking off their shoes and clothes ...Oh no, he couldn't get rid of Gong Jiu, let them lie on the same bed.
Lu Xiaofeng: "... Shi Mu, can you tell me what you want to do?"
Shi Mu: "Since you skipped the part of having a cup of wine, and you are too arrogant, I can only let you enter the bridal chamber directly!"
Lu Xiaofeng: Pupil earthquake! !
Hua Manlou was also stunned, never expecting Shi Mu to be so bold: "Wait..."
"What are you waiting for? A moment is worth a thousand gold."
It was useless for Lu Xiaofeng to struggle, he could only place his trust on Gong Jiu who was watching the excitement: "Gong Jiu, don't you care about him!"
Gong Jiu snorted coldly, saying that he had reminded you just now, and he couldn't stop it.
Seeing that Shi Mu continued to take things out of his pockets, Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that Shi Mu would take out the medicine for fun, so he quickly said to Gong Jiu: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I promise I will never coax Shi Mu again." Mu is drinking, Gong Jiu! Gong Daxia!"
Gong Jiu glanced at him, and with Lu Xiaofeng's expression on the verge of crying, he finally said in alms: "You just need to say that you are going to have a wedding ceremony and put on a face, and he will naturally let you go."
Lu Xiaofeng seemed to grasp at straws, and immediately said: "Shi Mu, Hua Manlou and I are going to have a bridal chamber... It's time for bed, should you leave?"
Shi Mu stopped touching things, his head tilted, as if he was thinking about something, but in fact his mind was blank, he didn't think about anything at all, wrinkled his face, and turned his head to ask Gong Jiu: "They want a bridal chamber?" Alright, can I watch from the side?"
Gong Jiu's face turned black: "No!"
Shi Mu flattened his mouth: "Okay, but..."
Before Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou had time to be pleasantly surprised, they heard Shi Mu continue to say but, which made their hearts rise again in an instant.
Shi Mu: "I still want to make trouble in the bridal chamber."
Gong Jiu: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng asked Gong Jiu with his eyes, didn't you say that Shi Mu would leave automatically as long as they said they wanted a bridal chamber?
Gong Jiu understood what he meant, and said, "You still have to make a superficial appearance."
Superficial appearance?Just a bridal chamber?
Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded, he had never been married and had trouble in the bridal chamber, how should the bridal chamber be troubled? "Has Huamanlou had a bridal chamber before?"
Hua Manlou rubbed his forehead, "How could I go to the bridal chamber...and, even if I knew what the process was like, don't forget that Shi Mu was drunk, what he thinks of the bridal chamber and what we think of the bridal chamber may not be the same as ours. Same."
Gong Jiu nodded in agreement and reminded them: "Mu Mu is not from the Central Plains."
Two people: "..."
Shi Mu automatically filtered other people's words in his mind, he smiled and said, "The groom sings, the bride dances!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Hua Manlou: "..."
The two looked at each other, and they saw a strong rejection in each other's eyes by coincidence. They were just about to refuse when they heard Gong Jiu remind them, "You'd better be more obedient."
Two people: "..."
Hua Manlou: "...Lu Xiaofeng, go dance." Compared to Ben Ben's dancing, he felt that he was more accepting of singing.
Lu Xiaofeng suffers greatly and hates deeply, but there is no way, who let him be the culprit?Fortunately, he often went to see famous actors dancing, so he remembered some things, so that he was not so embarrassed. Hua Manlou sang a Jiangnan minor tune, which he had heard since childhood, and he remembered some tunes.
Lu Xiaofeng propped up his body strongly, and Lu Xiaofeng danced according to the movements in his memory.Even so, a big man imitated the graceful crookedness of a beautiful woman, and Dong Shi imitated it, which was extremely funny.
Hua Manlou glanced at it accidentally, and the song in his mouth was accidentally out of tune, forcing himself to look away, pretending to be blind before, and finishing singing calmly.
"Good!!" Shi Mu applauded happily, and then took something out of his bag.
Tired to death, Lu Xiaofeng was like a dead dog: "Isn't it... come again?"
Then he really turned into a dead phoenix!
Shi Mu took out a porcelain bottle from his bag, put it in Lu Xiaofeng's hand, and hinted: "Men and women's bodies are different, so you must prepare well. This is lubricated, and I'll give it to you."
Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth wide in astonishment, after realizing what it was, he subconsciously glanced at Hua Manlou, and then both of them blushed, the thing in their hands was like a piece of hot potato, neither to throw it nor to hold it.
"Then we won't bother you." Shi Mu smiled wickedly, then pulled Gong Jiu out, and closed the door for them very considerately.
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Hua Manlou: "..."
Ah...it's over...
After Shi Mu went out, he took Gong Jiu's hand and walked out. After walking a few steps, his body tilted. Gong Jiu caught him in time, and he hugged him in his arms.
Gong Jiu looked at the person in his arms, he was alive and well one second, but he closed his eyes and fell asleep the next second, snoring, really worthy of you.
"Hey, when I get up tomorrow, I will definitely forget what I did that night. Pity Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou." You can't tell.
Shi Mu had a good night's sleep, woke up in Lao Gong's arms, and coquettishly lay on the bed for a while before getting up.
During breakfast, Shi Mu didn't see Hua Manlou and Lu Xiaofeng, but he didn't ask, thinking that they probably had something to do and didn't come.It wasn't until noon that Shi Mu ran into Lu Xiaofeng with dark circles...
Shi Mu sneered: "Hahaha Lu Xiaofeng, your eyes are so dark, did you do something bad last night?"
Lu Xiaofeng's whole body was full of resentment: "...It's not all because of you!!"
Shi Mu was taken aback: "What's wrong with me?"
Lu Xiaofeng saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, the corners of his mouth twitched: "...you don't remember what happened last night?"
Shi Mu: "Huh? What happened last night?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
He gritted his teeth. Not only did he want to swallow the breath, but he also pretended that nothing happened. Otherwise, would it be possible for him to tell what happened yesterday?What a shame! ! !
"nothing!!!"
The author has something to say: Bottle: Lesson learned!
感谢在2020-04-2202:35:17~2020-04-2300:54:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 2 pieces of Bitterness that don’t understand; 1 piece of Sky Blue, Yinming·Blood Yuba, Ahah Ling~, and Liuli Yumeng;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:陌祉130瓶;幽冥50瓶;黑色闪耀40瓶;Quel20瓶;啊啊啊龄~、玥、小沐沐、音雪云晞10瓶;卿尘、光冢5瓶;351075014瓶;旺财是狗子3瓶;稻米、秦时2瓶;琑:逍遥公子、九九若水、柠檬桑、腐宅小窝、猫生不易1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"It's not Huamanlou, it's not what Shi Mu said—he was talking nonsense when he was drunk!" Lu Xiaofeng remembered sweating profusely and explaining incoherently.
"I'm not talking nonsense!!" Shi Mu pursed his mouth in dissatisfaction, "I remember it really, can you swear to God that you haven't thought about it like this!"
Lu Xiaofeng choked.
Shi Mu immediately pointed at him triumphantly: "Look, look, you're hesitating!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Are you drunk or are you pretending to be drunk! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴"
Hua Manlou's expression was weird, he was a little embarrassed, no matter how open-minded he was, he still couldn't look directly at Lu Xiaofeng in the face of this kind of thing: "Lu Xiaofeng, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby..."
Lu Xiaofeng almost wanted to cry but had no tears: "How come Huamanlou even you..."
Probably because his expression was too funny, Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing.
Lu Xiaofeng: Break up the friendship! ! !
Shi Mu looked curiously at Huamanlou, then at Lu Xiaofeng, and suddenly realized: "So you two are in love with each other! Tell me earlier, let me help you!"
Hua ManLou: "?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "???"
He looked at Shi Mu vigilantly, afraid of what he would do next.
His conjecture was correct, Shi Mu rubbed his hands together, poured two glasses of wine for the two of them, and put the wine glasses in their respective hands, "Come on, come on, you guys drink the wine today, and you will be husband and wife from now on! Tonight We don’t need to care about the world’s vision, we can do whatever we want, life is not satisfactory, so what if we indulge ourselves for one night?!”
Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
If you weren't talking about the two of them, you'd almost have brainwashed them all.
Shi Mu's eyes sparkled: "Drink? Why don't you drink?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I think..."
Gong Jiu suddenly said: "Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Man Lou, you two had better follow Mu Mu's words, otherwise you will regret it."
Lu Xiaofeng heard similar words when he said not to let Shi Mu get drunk, Lu Xiaofeng felt a little flustered, but this drink?Him and Huamanlou?They are brothers!How could it be possible to drink a cup of wine? !
To stabilize his thoughts, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Shi Mu's thin and weak body, and the other party had no internal strength, even if he and Hua Manlou didn't listen to Shi Mu's words, and Shi Mu became drunk, they could still use force to suppress him.
So in the end Lu Xiaofeng came to a conclusion.
"I won't drink!!" Lu Xiaofeng pushed the two wine glasses away a little, comforting Hua Manlou: "Hua Manlou is fine, Shi Mu has no internal energy, if he gets into trouble later on, we can easily suppress it."
Hua Manlou said that it didn't matter, but that it was not good to use force to suppress his benefactor, but seeing Lu Xiaofeng gnashing his teeth, he had no choice but to agree: "Okay."
Gong Jiu took a sip of wine, lowering her eyes to hide the gloating in her eyes.
He had reminded them not to blame him then.
"Why don't you drink it? Is it because the wine doesn't taste good?" Shi Mu tilted his head in confusion.
Lu Xiaofeng immediately drank a cup and said: "Of course the wine made by Huamanlou is delicious! But... let's forget about this wine, hahaha, Shi Mu, you can drink it with Gong Jiu."
The corners of Shi Mu's mouth gradually pulled down, "I'm not happy anymore."
Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, "You deserve it, who told you to talk nonsense just now?!"
Shi Mu puffed his cheeks, took out a bag of things from his pocket, waved his hand and sprinkled the powder in front of them when they were unprepared, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were unprepared, subconsciously inhaled a few mouthfuls.
Then the next second, they felt that their bodies became limp and unable to move.
Hua ManLou: "Lu XiaoFeng, I have no strength..."
"Me too." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Shi Mu, and said helplessly, "Hey, isn't it... Shi Mu, what did you do to us?"
Shi Mu smiled: "It's just to keep you guys from moving, hahaha." Then he became a hardworking porter, moving Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng into the room, and thoughtfully taking off their shoes and clothes ...Oh no, he couldn't get rid of Gong Jiu, let them lie on the same bed.
Lu Xiaofeng: "... Shi Mu, can you tell me what you want to do?"
Shi Mu: "Since you skipped the part of having a cup of wine, and you are too arrogant, I can only let you enter the bridal chamber directly!"
Lu Xiaofeng: Pupil earthquake! !
Hua Manlou was also stunned, never expecting Shi Mu to be so bold: "Wait..."
"What are you waiting for? A moment is worth a thousand gold."
It was useless for Lu Xiaofeng to struggle, he could only place his trust on Gong Jiu who was watching the excitement: "Gong Jiu, don't you care about him!"
Gong Jiu snorted coldly, saying that he had reminded you just now, and he couldn't stop it.
Seeing that Shi Mu continued to take things out of his pockets, Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that Shi Mu would take out the medicine for fun, so he quickly said to Gong Jiu: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I promise I will never coax Shi Mu again." Mu is drinking, Gong Jiu! Gong Daxia!"
Gong Jiu glanced at him, and with Lu Xiaofeng's expression on the verge of crying, he finally said in alms: "You just need to say that you are going to have a wedding ceremony and put on a face, and he will naturally let you go."
Lu Xiaofeng seemed to grasp at straws, and immediately said: "Shi Mu, Hua Manlou and I are going to have a bridal chamber... It's time for bed, should you leave?"
Shi Mu stopped touching things, his head tilted, as if he was thinking about something, but in fact his mind was blank, he didn't think about anything at all, wrinkled his face, and turned his head to ask Gong Jiu: "They want a bridal chamber?" Alright, can I watch from the side?"
Gong Jiu's face turned black: "No!"
Shi Mu flattened his mouth: "Okay, but..."
Before Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou had time to be pleasantly surprised, they heard Shi Mu continue to say but, which made their hearts rise again in an instant.
Shi Mu: "I still want to make trouble in the bridal chamber."
Gong Jiu: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng asked Gong Jiu with his eyes, didn't you say that Shi Mu would leave automatically as long as they said they wanted a bridal chamber?
Gong Jiu understood what he meant, and said, "You still have to make a superficial appearance."
Superficial appearance?Just a bridal chamber?
Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded, he had never been married and had trouble in the bridal chamber, how should the bridal chamber be troubled? "Has Huamanlou had a bridal chamber before?"
Hua Manlou rubbed his forehead, "How could I go to the bridal chamber...and, even if I knew what the process was like, don't forget that Shi Mu was drunk, what he thinks of the bridal chamber and what we think of the bridal chamber may not be the same as ours. Same."
Gong Jiu nodded in agreement and reminded them: "Mu Mu is not from the Central Plains."
Two people: "..."
Shi Mu automatically filtered other people's words in his mind, he smiled and said, "The groom sings, the bride dances!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Hua Manlou: "..."
The two looked at each other, and they saw a strong rejection in each other's eyes by coincidence. They were just about to refuse when they heard Gong Jiu remind them, "You'd better be more obedient."
Two people: "..."
Hua Manlou: "...Lu Xiaofeng, go dance." Compared to Ben Ben's dancing, he felt that he was more accepting of singing.
Lu Xiaofeng suffers greatly and hates deeply, but there is no way, who let him be the culprit?Fortunately, he often went to see famous actors dancing, so he remembered some things, so that he was not so embarrassed. Hua Manlou sang a Jiangnan minor tune, which he had heard since childhood, and he remembered some tunes.
Lu Xiaofeng propped up his body strongly, and Lu Xiaofeng danced according to the movements in his memory.Even so, a big man imitated the graceful crookedness of a beautiful woman, and Dong Shi imitated it, which was extremely funny.
Hua Manlou glanced at it accidentally, and the song in his mouth was accidentally out of tune, forcing himself to look away, pretending to be blind before, and finishing singing calmly.
"Good!!" Shi Mu applauded happily, and then took something out of his bag.
Tired to death, Lu Xiaofeng was like a dead dog: "Isn't it... come again?"
Then he really turned into a dead phoenix!
Shi Mu took out a porcelain bottle from his bag, put it in Lu Xiaofeng's hand, and hinted: "Men and women's bodies are different, so you must prepare well. This is lubricated, and I'll give it to you."
Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth wide in astonishment, after realizing what it was, he subconsciously glanced at Hua Manlou, and then both of them blushed, the thing in their hands was like a piece of hot potato, neither to throw it nor to hold it.
"Then we won't bother you." Shi Mu smiled wickedly, then pulled Gong Jiu out, and closed the door for them very considerately.
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Hua Manlou: "..."
Ah...it's over...
After Shi Mu went out, he took Gong Jiu's hand and walked out. After walking a few steps, his body tilted. Gong Jiu caught him in time, and he hugged him in his arms.
Gong Jiu looked at the person in his arms, he was alive and well one second, but he closed his eyes and fell asleep the next second, snoring, really worthy of you.
"Hey, when I get up tomorrow, I will definitely forget what I did that night. Pity Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou." You can't tell.
Shi Mu had a good night's sleep, woke up in Lao Gong's arms, and coquettishly lay on the bed for a while before getting up.
During breakfast, Shi Mu didn't see Hua Manlou and Lu Xiaofeng, but he didn't ask, thinking that they probably had something to do and didn't come.It wasn't until noon that Shi Mu ran into Lu Xiaofeng with dark circles...
Shi Mu sneered: "Hahaha Lu Xiaofeng, your eyes are so dark, did you do something bad last night?"
Lu Xiaofeng's whole body was full of resentment: "...It's not all because of you!!"
Shi Mu was taken aback: "What's wrong with me?"
Lu Xiaofeng saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, the corners of his mouth twitched: "...you don't remember what happened last night?"
Shi Mu: "Huh? What happened last night?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
He gritted his teeth. Not only did he want to swallow the breath, but he also pretended that nothing happened. Otherwise, would it be possible for him to tell what happened yesterday?What a shame! ! !
"nothing!!!"
The author has something to say: Bottle: Lesson learned!
感谢在2020-04-2202:35:17~2020-04-2300:54:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 2 pieces of Bitterness that don’t understand; 1 piece of Sky Blue, Yinming·Blood Yuba, Ahah Ling~, and Liuli Yumeng;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:陌祉130瓶;幽冥50瓶;黑色闪耀40瓶;Quel20瓶;啊啊啊龄~、玥、小沐沐、音雪云晞10瓶;卿尘、光冢5瓶;351075014瓶;旺财是狗子3瓶;稻米、秦时2瓶;琑:逍遥公子、九九若水、柠檬桑、腐宅小窝、猫生不易1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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