big, you are so stupid

"Fuck? What's the situation with you two?" The next day, when Amu got off the high-speed rail, he saw two people standing side by side at the exit.

He imagined countless scenes of introducing the two of them, and in his dream, he thought that introducing them must not make the atmosphere awkward, but it should not be too enthusiastic, making him look like a procuress.

However, Amu never imagined that the other two had met long ago, and now they were smiling at him.

Didn't Xi You tell him two days ago that he was going to see Yin Jia, so he was so nervous!

...Damn it, why is this stupid pomelo blushing?

"We met by chance, cough." Yin Jia patted Amu on the shoulder, "So don't introduce each other, let's go and take you flying."

Amu's head was still stuck in the machine, and he glanced at Xi You in a daze.

Xi You looked at Yin Jia and nodded obediently.

? ? ? ? ?

"Where is the hotel you booked, can you take me for a night?" Amu put his arm on Xi You's shoulder with a playful smile, "I sleep very honestly, and I will never grab the quilt with you."

Taking advantage of her height, Yin Jia pinched the back of Amu's neck and said, "He lives in my house."

……OK.

Looking up at the ticket hall of the railway station not far away, Amu felt that he could go back now.

Yinjia is an extremely considerate host, he has taken care of the scenic spots and cars, and the rest of the two just need to let go and play.

Amu was the first to get excited, and raised the selfie stick high, hooking Xi You's neck.

Xi You broke free, snatched his mobile phone, and said, "Don't take random pictures, did you add filters? Did you add beauty?"

"Tsk, why are you so gay? You'll be bothered to death even taking a photo, right?" Amu rolled his eyes and said.

"It looks good without a filter, but it's still beautiful if we take pictures together." Yin Jia laughed.

Amu raised the selfie stick again, and said: "You guys are too rustic, but you are still beautiful, let's use special effects!"

A carefully selected group photo was posted on Weibo. Amu and Xi You put their shoulders together and smiled silly. Yin Jia sat at the table in the inn and smiled and raised his head. A few traces of cuteness that are hard to see.

After the three people lined up to repost, the comment area became lively.The fans knew they knew each other, but they didn't expect to meet so soon.

Although they are all addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate themselves, there are always differences between writers, painters and singers. It is surprising that they play so well.

Xi You took out the camera from his bag, and took many photos of the bricks and tiles of the ancient town and the sunshine by the sea, as well as Yin Jia who was smiling softly intentionally or unintentionally.

"Da Da is really awesome today! Please keep this update speed!"

Yin Jia looked at her Weibo comments and shook her head helplessly.He didn't like to post daily, firstly, because he didn't want to cause fans to worry, and secondly, post less messy things so that fans could easily find the articles he had posted before.

But today, the two internet-addicted teenagers, Amu and Youzi, let themselves go. They post all kinds of funny selfies and sneak shots on Weibo, and then giggle at the fans' comments.After smirking, they stared at Yinjia and said, "Hurry up and forward it! Otherwise it will look like you don't like playing with us."

All right, all right, all right.

After getting his wish, Yuzi took Amu to the beach to tread water again.Inka sat on the sand and showed them the bag.The sun was particularly good that day, and since it was a working day, there were not many tourists on the beach. He looked at the two who looked like crazy children, smiled and raised the camera that had been hanging around his neck.

After a while, Amu ran back and said to Yin Jia: "Oh, I can't do it anymore, get up, I'll lie here for a while."

"What's wrong? Wasn't it fine just now?"

Amu rubbed his shoulders, and said: "Although the sun is not big, it is really cruel. It feels like the skin is burning and hurting. I will apply some oil here."

Sunburns are indeed common at the beach, Yinjia took out a bottle of after-sun repair from her bag and handed it to him.

"Wow, you are really thoughtful."

Yin Jia squinted his eyes and looked into the sea. Xi You seemed a bit bored in the water alone, so he sat in the water carelessly. A wave came and patted his shoulders, which had a kind of unruly beauty.

"You look so great." He walked over and patted a clean towel on Xi You's head.

Xi You wiped his drenched face, raised his head and said with a smile: "I also think, does it feel like sitting in a fairy?"

The boy sitting in the sea was soaked all over his body, and the hair that was originally dyed sorrel looked black again due to the water, and strands of it scattered on his fair face, looking at him with bright eyes. Yin Jia, laughing foolishly.

Another wave came over, this time more violently, covering the top of Xi You's head, and returning the inexplicable beauty just now to its original form.The towel on his shoulders was slammed onto the beach by the waves, and he coughed from the salty sea water.

"Get up, the sea tide is rising. If you really want to cultivate immortality, don't stay here. Otherwise, tomorrow morning you will appear on the beach with edema all over your body, and your body will be full of small fish, shrimp, and crabs."

"Bah!" Xi You smashed the salty smell of sea water in his mouth, unable to imagine what Yin Jia said just now.When they came here just now, they passed by a reef, and there were many dried small shrimps and shells attached to it. They had been dried for many years, and they couldn't even pick them out, and they still gave off this fishy smell. "You just want to disgust me on purpose."

While they were talking, the sea water rose a little higher, covering the chest cavity, and Xi You was a little out of breath, so he stretched out his hand to Yin Jia.

"Why? You want to drag me to die with you?"

"Legs are numb from sitting for too long!" Xi You rolled his eyes.He already felt a little cold, but he still held on stubbornly.

Inka held out his hand helplessly.A big wave slapped from the back of Xi You, who was still standing still, and his inertia caused him to throw Yin Jia into the water all at once.

Xi You's clothes were already soaked, so he laughed without hesitation.Yinjia was different. His beach pants were only wet at first, so he was caught off guard by such a pounce.

"What should I do if I don't bring a change of clothes?" Xi You realized when the two were walking to the beach.Even if they take a bath with fresh water later, their clothes are still dirty.

"What can I do? Let you get into the water and wait to be dried by the sun." Yin Jia said helplessly.Clothes that have been soaked in seawater can no longer be worn even if they dry out. Not only will they turn white and stiff, but they will also emit an endless smell of seawater.

But Xi You has a three-second memory. Looking at the children playing on the beach, he forgot the troubles just now, and ran to an open place to start writing on the beach.Yin Jia shook his head, then walked forward, he remembered that Xiao Yuanzheng lived not far from here, so he had to send some clothes.

"Why are you here alone? Where's the pomelo?" After he finished making the phone call, Amu woke up in a daze, rubbed his eyes and asked.

"On the shallows, I'll come over and make a phone call. You stay in bed."

This beach is very large, and it is easy to get lost if you are not familiar with the road.Yin Jia walked back anxiously, fearing that Xi You would be lost by running around.

After all, Xi You didn't wear his glasses.

Seen from a distance, the small figure squatted obediently on the beach and wrote, as if he hadn't noticed that he had left at all.Yin Jia quickened his pace, but suddenly saw a girl stop beside him, talking and laughing with him.

Can you get lucky just by writing on the beach?This little thing is really powerful.Inka thought.

"I sent someone to deliver the clothes. If you feel that the clothes are dry and uncomfortable, you can go back to the sea to cultivate for a while." He walked up to Xi You and rubbed the back of his head to attract his attention.

The girl who was squatting on the ground talking to Xi You also looked up at him, but her eyes were wide open.

"Oh my god... is this the real master?" The girl seemed a little flustered, and asked Xi You quietly.Seeing him nodding, she opened the screen of her mobile phone tremblingly, and said to Yin Jia: "Hi, dear... I, I am your fan, can I ask for a group photo?"

own readers?Inka was a little surprised.He has never agreed to signing invitations from various exhibitions, and the only photo he sent was the one with Amu Mianji a long time ago.As for what he reposted just now, the little girl playing at the beach must have not had time to read it.

He nodded and looked at the selfie camera of the other party.

"Can I tweet, please?"

"can."

"Okay! Then you guys have fun! I'll go first!"

Seeing the back of the little girl running away in a panic, Yin Jia was also a little excited.After all, this is the first live fan he has ever seen...

Suddenly, one of his calves was hugged, scaring him to take a step back.

He looked at Xi You who was squatting on the ground, and said, "How did Xiu Xian become a haunted ghost?"

Xi You squinted his short-sighted eyes and glanced at the direction the girl left, and said with a smile, "Your eyes are staring, why? Do you want grass fans?"

"Tsk, didn't you have a good chat with her just now?" Yin Jia looked away from Xi You's face and looked at what he wrote on the beach.

Those were all the books he had written, and they were arranged chronologically one by one, and he could remember the order better than he himself.

"When she saw the titles of these books, she regarded her as a friend, but she didn't know me." Xi You said, "You still said that you are not popular, but you can see that she can recognize you from photos from a long time ago. I post photos of you on Weibo every day. No one knows me."

Yin Jia pulled him up and said: "When she goes back to read the new Weibo, she will be able to know you. Then she becomes a fan of your beauty, and then regrets not taking a photo with you..."

"Cut." Xi You rolled his eyes, even if you want grass powder, you can't just look for it. "

Yin Jia patted him on the head and said angrily, "Am I that kind of person!"

However, Xi You slapped his hand and stared at him somewhat viciously.

"Even grass fans have to queue up, but I'm ahead of her."