big, you are so stupid

On this day, Yin Jia just woke up, and saw Amu sent him a message on a certain goose, and sent more than 20 window jitters.He rubbed his eyes, only to feel that fortunately his mobile phone was always on silent, otherwise he would definitely be killed by noise.

After his vision became clearer, he opened the message from three hours ago, and Amu asked, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Sleep, what else can I do." Yin Jia just woke up, feeling that her hands were shaking and unable to type, so she lazily sent a voice.

He usually hates sending voice messages, and he ignores most of the people who use voice messages to send him messages.A small number of people have better relationships, and he may reply, "It's not convenient to listen, typing."

Amu is also a person who likes to speak, but Yinjia's principles in this regard are too firm and extremely cold, so he always typed obediently when chatting with Yinjia.

So when he heard that Yin Jia actually sent a voice, Amu only felt that his jaw was about to drop.However, he still typed honestly, and the content was: "Oh my god, you can actually speak! Why is your voice like this? Afterwards?!"

This person really didn't talk about business.After seeing Amu's reply, Yin Jia threw the phone aside, got up, washed her face, brushed her teeth and shaved.

Twenty or ten minutes later, he sat back on the bed and typed with his hands firmly: "I am a ten thousand year old single dog, it's not like you don't know it."

"That's enough, let's get down to business," Amu finally regained his senses after being left alone for so long, and wrote, "What's going on with you these days, your Weibo has blown up, do you know?"

"what happened?"

Amu frowned: "Fuck, you still ask me what's wrong? Hurry up and read it! You posted such a negative Weibo that day, and it hasn't been updated for four days. They all think you committed suicide, you know! All my private messages here are for you! The phone keeps ringing in the middle of the night, scaring me to death!"

Yin Jia quickly opened Weibo and saw that it was really terrifying.The number of comments soared to more than 2, and the forwarding reached [-]. If you look closely, it has been rounded up by major marketing accounts.

What the hell is this... He looked at the comments casually, and they all shouted that nothing happened. Ait Amu begged him to see if anything happened to him, and even lit a candle? !

As for the number of private messages from strangers... He blocked it before, but when he opened it this time, he was so scared that he almost threw out his phone.

From the time he started writing articles in college until he graduated to work, the increase of more than 30 fans has been very slow, and he also feels that this will be the case in this life, can he still become popular?

However, after "suicide" for three days, the number of fans increased by [-]?Can you become an Internet celebrity in this way?

Yin Jia was a little confused, and he opened the chat window with Amu again, "Then I...should I send something now to clarify?"

Amu didn't know whether he really cared about him or just watched the excitement, and said: "Send a selfie, say that you didn't take medicine, cut your wrists, jumped off a building or hanged yourself. They will be relieved when they see you alive and kicking."

"Fuck..."

"Didn't you take good pictures last time when we had a face-to-face meeting?"

Is it the same as taking pictures and saving them on your phone as posting them on Weibo?Inka roared inwardly.

If he doesn't grasp the speed well, will he be hanged... Although he doesn't have anything to hype for himself.

"However," while he was scratching his head, Amu's news came again, "What are you doing these days?"

Yin Jia shook her hands and replied, "I'm playing games."

"??? Are you addicted to playing games and don't even post on Weibo? Don't believe me!"

"It's true." Yin Jia thought about the victory in the game these days and brought him out of the sadness of being unemployed, so he accelerated his typing speed, and said: "These teammates are very reliable these days, and I just lost your job. It’s not that I don’t know, I’m not in the mood to post on Weibo.”

Relying on his intuition as an excellent painter who is willing to observe the beauty of life, is considerate, gentle and considerate, Amu tentatively asked: "Who is the teammate? Do I know him?" People, if they don’t know each other, they are three-dimensional people.

"Yeah." Yin Jia admitted readily, "It's pomelo."

Amu sent a string of ellipses, but Yinjia didn't reply to him.

Because Xi You just sent him a message asking if he played games.

The two of them have been fighting side by side, and the voice has been turned on, but they are not scolding each other, but chatting.Because the fact of being "suicide" is beyond people's imagination, Yin Jia started to complain to Xi You from the beginning.

The little pomelo over there was also surprised, but he was much more honest and not as poor as Amu, but he worried about what should be sent to show that he was not dead.

But soon, the hard battle came, the two stopped chatting, and the content of the voice became "back up", "at two o'clock, ambush!"

Suddenly, Xi You's cell phone rang.He is a musician, and Mai is very advanced, so Yinjia can clearly hear the ringtone of his mobile phone.

Xi You's embarrassed voice came from the earphones: "It's Amu's..."

"Go ahead." He said without hesitation.Seeing that the characters of his teammates had not moved in the screen, he also gave up struggling.The opponent seized the right moment and started the group extermination——Yin Jia watched the scene of the opponent rushing up like killing a low-end NPC with cold eyes, while imagining Xi You's tangled face on the earphone.

"Ah?" Xi You's voice was soft and soft, "Are you angry?"

"No..." Yin Jia looked confused, "I said you answer the phone, it's okay. How did you listen?" Was his tone just now very fierce?Why is it considered angry?

Xi You seemed to have dropped his phone on the keyboard, and the characters in the game moved a few more times. The opponent thought he was struggling again, and quickly started targeting him alone.

Xi You coughed lightly and said, "No... I thought..."

Then he didn't go on and answered the call.

Seeing Yuzu being besieged was a bit pitiful, Yin Jia tapped the keyboard again, and evened out the enemy's forces on her.

Anyway, this game is going to die sooner or later, what is he doing?While activating his skills, he complained to himself in his heart.

Ah, what a good man I am!The sound of the keyboard is getting louder.

"What..." A soft voice came from the earphone.

Yinjia suddenly felt that his fingers seemed to be unable to exert strength.

Oh my god, how cute is this! ! !

Xi You went out of the room to answer the phone, turned around in his own home and returned to the computer on the phone, regardless of the person listening on the other end of the earphone.

Not only that, but he also turned on the speakerphone very badly.

So through Xi You's expensive microphone and her own cheap earphones, Yin Jia heard Amu's roar on the phone: "You fucking hooked him up too fast! Why didn't you fuck him early! You want me to be a ghost An assist! You guys are busy flirting with each other, but I still have to give him..."

Before that, their conversation was extremely harmonious, so Xi You turned on the speakerphone out of some mentality. Unexpectedly, Amu suddenly started to fall ill, so scared that he quickly rushed out of the room clutching his phone.

Of course, Yin Jia didn't know what kind of appearance he was running away from, and he was indulging in what Amu said blankly.

Their team was finally wiped out by their opponents.

Looking at the picture on the screen, he suddenly remembered the day when he and Xi You just became fans of each other.After embarrassingly asking each other the name, gender, age, etc., and other hukou-specific questions, Yinjia asked, in order to defuse the awkward atmosphere, "Do you play games?"

"Ah, yes. But I suck at it."

It is said that games are the best way to enhance boys' friendship, so Yin Jiaman said indifferently: "It's okay, I'm also very bad at playing. Let's play a game together. Which area do you play?"

"That...is in the same district as you." Xi You's punctuation marks could make Yin Jia imagine how embarrassed he was.

He has only seen a few photos!He can't be poisoned so deeply!

However, what Yin Jia didn't expect was that Xi You was not being humble or joking when he said that he played badly.

More than just sucks?It sucks!Very bad!Such a teammate would have been scolded to death by him before!

Out of the politeness she just met, Yin Jia held back her temper and only complained a little.

Then you will hear the person on the other end say softly: "I was wrong, I said I beat badly."

So the next game started again, even if the killed pieces were not left.

They played like this for four days.In the past few days, the two of them haven't posted a single post on Weibo—Xi You didn't know that Yin Jia's comments exploded, but it was just because few people would associate the two of them together.

So there is a quiet and peaceful atmosphere in Xi You, but every day a little girl goes to the comment area to ask him to weed.

Xi You is still in school, so his work and rest should be more regular; in addition, Yin Jia thinks that he has to obey his old age, so he must sleep for eight hours.Otherwise, he would definitely play games day and night, and then "a certain writer died suddenly at home" would appear in the news.

In this case, rumors in Weibo are not rumors.

Yin Jia's brain opened again, completely ignoring the fact that he had hardly won in the past four days.

And he also happily said to Amu: "The teammates these days are very reliable."

"Well, don't listen to his nonsense, he has a hole in his head." Yin Jia was immersed in his own thoughts, when Xi You's voice sounded again, it seemed that he had finished the call.

The significance of earphone benefits lies in the three-dimensional full surround, as if someone stood behind him, patted him on the shoulder, and then whispered in his ear.

Inexplicably, Yinjia felt a little heat in his heart, and said, "It's all right, but have you talked about how to get through this disaster?"

Xi You smiled softly, "I just said that I met an old driver who took me to play games, just retweet it. But you don't want to post any more recently, and I will post my new song later. gone."

"This..." Isn't it good?Xi You originally planned to release a song, but now because of him, he can only delay?

"It's okay, I don't expect to earn money by singing. Just take it as a thank you gift for taking me to play games these days! Hahaha..."

Hearing the thin laughter on the other side, Yin Jia grinned unconsciously.

He asked, "Another round?"

"What are you still playing? Transfer to my Weibo!"

Yin Jia swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned on the phone.

I thought to myself, he shouldn't be bent.

How can it be!He is a straight man straighter than a steel bar!A straight man who would rather bend than bend!

By the way, what are the general qualities of a straight male cancer?He wants to train himself!