Can I call the police after being searched by human flesh? [Second person]

Follow-up to "Extreme Roommate Has Been Bad Since Falling in Love".

What a master!I'm here to follow up.

I read the last comment. Do the students who complained about me belatedly have a conscience? ! ! !

I'm straight, okay?Straight man!When my roommate is ugly and refuses to be a flower, how can I directly think of gay guys?I am not rotten!

In fact, what I want to say is that the roommate has already caught up with his male god now.

Anyway, I don't know the specific details, I just know that watching them abuse dogs in front of me every day, I feel that my forehead is shining like a 100 watt!

The roommate god is also pretty handsome. In fact, anyway, he is not a handsome guy with his roommate, but he is also pretty good-looking.

To tell the truth, I want to cry for the majority of female compatriots!

All the good-looking ones are going to stir up trouble, and the rest are crooked melons like me. How do girls live?Hahaha!

In short, the two are inexplicably right, and even a straight man like me thinks that they are really a good match.

But since the roommate fell in love with the male god, the whole person has changed again!Before, he was full of worries about gain and loss, but now he is laughing idioticly all the time!

Can you imagine that it is really all-weather?For example, in the clinical anatomy class, I was worried about the kind of drooling he looked at the general teacher.

You understand! It's like being bewitched!

I don't know what ecstasy drug his male god gave him, alas!

However, the male god is also very good to his roommate. Since the roommate fell in love, he has looked stupid and nervous.

Anyway, the two of you are talking about each other all day long, and I'm almost blind from seeing it!

Because the male god is already working, he must be richer than our student party.Last time it seemed that the male god changed jobs and was promoted, so we invited a group of classmates to dinner at the XX Hotel, and even invited Lianhua, okay, but the roommate seems to have completely forgotten about his affair with Lihua, Anyway, the flower is black and black all the way...

In short, in fact, those two guys just want to come out publicly, I think!

The roommate at the banquet turned into a dog leg in a second, I feel that if it weren't for our group of people staring at him, I feel that he would directly rush at the male god in the next step, okay!

Then we saw the male god serving us dishes in a serious and polite manner throughout the whole process. How do you describe the male god's eyes?I feel that in the next second I will say that I will be responsible for XX, please marry him to me, this type of line.

In short, after a meal, half of the school knows that the roommate has a male ticket anyway.

Then the male god came to our dormitory more and more frequently, but it didn't affect our daily life very much. They still tried their best to restrain themselves in front of me.Anyway, not the kind of annoying couple.

However, all in all, those two guys are just starting to fall in love, and it's a very stupid kind.

I boldly guess that the male god is also a single mother and child just like his roommates. I guess they are gay, even if they like someone, it is not easy to confess.After all, it was even more difficult to talk about heterosexuality in middle school, let alone homosexuality.Visually, both of them should be born gay... right?

Ah, I don't understand!I am straight!

Anyway, the two of them played all kinds of stupid and silly love stalks, and they never got tired of it.

For example, on weekends, the male god rode a small electric donkey to honk the horn downstairs in our dormitory, and then waited for his roommate to run down to go for a ride with him.He was also very arrogant, and he was almost inferior to the luxury cars parked next to him waiting for all kinds of school beauties.

Another example is that our dormitory actually has a small balcony. My roommate and I separated it before and bought some kitchen utensils to use as a small kitchen.Then last time my roommate called me to go back to the dormitory for dinner, saying that his male god would cook chicken for us.

Then Nima! ! !You know what I saw when I went back to the dormitory? ! ! !

The male god stood there, stirring the soup solemnly, while his roommate lay on his back, kissing him all the way on the face! ! !Ahhh!

Although I just opened the door, they let go and chatted with me like nothing... But! ! !

Are you still my roommate? !! !Didn't you really get bent over by some idiot? !Ahhh! ! !

To be honest, the male god is also very strong psychologically, and I'm sorry if he can cook in a serious manner in this situation!

Can't you two go directly to the bed and cover the quilt to play? !

But the roommate is a little taller than the male god, anyway, hugging and nibbling there is not against harmony.

But my whole being is... uh... you know?

Who knows if there is roommate's saliva in that chicken soup! ! ! !

All in all, I have been often blinded by this pair of dog abusers recently!

By the way, I really want a boyfriend too!Ahhh! ! ! !

wait what am i talking about?

I'm really straight!

Please help!

Ask for marriage!