Natural "dementia" secret love road [Network]

On Monday morning, Lian Huan and Lin Xizhi, who are both Italian majors, had to get up early to attend the morning reading before the first class. He set the cell phone alarm clock of the head of the dormitory one hour later, and then the two came to the cafeteria that was crowded with people.

"Would you like rice or pasta?"

Because Lian Huan is shorter, she stood on tiptoe to look over a pile of heads to see today's breakfast menu in the cafeteria.

"I want to drink porridge."

What a rude guy.

"What else do you want? I'll go buy it, and you can find a place to sit down."

"Hey, let me go shopping together." Lin Xizhi was really embarrassed when he heard that Lian Huan was going to help him buy breakfast again. "It's always bad for you to come and buy."

"There will be no seats for a while, so go find a seat and sit down. And it's better for me to come than to ask you to queue up."

In fact, the two of them took turns to buy breakfast before, but it took Lin Xizhi a long time every time it was his turn, and sometimes they were almost late after breakfast.In order to find out how Lin Xizhi bought breakfast, Lian Huan asked him to take a seat for him when he happened to meet an acquaintance and ran to observe Lin Xizhi.

It was only then that he discovered that Lin Xizhi would take a seat back without complaint even if someone else jumped in line or was pushed aside during the rush hours of the cafeteria early in the morning.Lian Huan, who really couldn't understand this behavior, asked the deity during the meal, but got a surprising answer.

"Because it's useless to be angry."

Is this guy cowardly? ! !

So instead of asking Lin Xizhi to buy breakfast, Lian Huan chose to let him sit obediently in his seat and wait.

Lian Huan was holding their breakfast on the dining plate, and looking for Lin Xizhi in the crowd made him even more troubled.This guy must have chosen a very inconspicuous position again. I don't know if he has a crowd phobia or just likes to go around corners.After looking around the entire cafeteria twice, Lian Huan finally found Lin Xizhi who was bowing his head next to the freezer near the door, and when he got closer, he found that this guy was smiling silly at his phone.

Lian Huan sat down opposite Lin Xizhi, but this guy didn't respond at all, just enjoying himself foolishly by himself.Lian Huan didn't speak anymore, and silently placed Lin Xizhi's breakfast in front of him, waiting to see how he would react.Sure enough, Lin Xizhi did not disappoint Lian Huan, without raising his head, he stretched out his hand to the bowl of porridge without a spoon in it, and when he was scalded by the side of the bowl, he called out in a very small voice in surprise. After a while, he turned his attention away from the phone.

"What are you smirking at?" Lian Huan glanced at Lin Xizhi's phone screen, which was the Penguin page. It seemed that he was chatting with someone that made him laugh so silly. "Hit the jackpot?"

"No." Lin Xizhi smiled foolishly while delivering porridge to his mouth with a spoon. "But it's also equivalent to winning the lottery."

"why?"

"A planner left me a message last night and wanted me to act in the drama!" Lin Xizhi's eyes were full of brilliance, and he was about to dance. "And it's still a CP with Hupan Fucha! Oh my god, why did you say such a good thing fell on me! It's like a dream!"

"You've been very lucky recently, but you have to seize this opportunity to hook up with your male god."

"Of course!" Lin Xizhi couldn't help humming a tune. "Hey hey, I can finally get in close contact with the male god."

It's just supporting the play together, not close contact.Lian Huan laughed.Moreover, Hupan Fucha seldom engages in voice dialogues with others, and I don't know if it is to maintain mystery, or he just has such a cold personality.Although Lian Huan understands the habit of the other party in a sense, after all, the vest of his own writing has a similar attitude, and he basically does not have contact with other authors or his own readers.Lian Huan likes to be independent, and only gets close to people who are pleasing to the eye, such as Lin Xizhi.Adopt a "you don't exist even if you're right in front of me" attitude towards other strangers or people you don't like.

"Remember to be aggressive instead of passively waiting for the male god to talk to you."

"Uh, how do I go about talking?"

Lian Huan knew that Lin Xizhi was talking about hooking up with the male god, but in fact he couldn't even initiate a conversation!

"Do you want me to teach you this myself?"

Lian Huan's tone was slightly reproachful, and Lin Xizhi immediately had a small expression of grievance. Although it was not obvious, it was obvious at a glance that they knew each other so well.When he put on such an expression, Lian Huan had to be careful not to speak too harshly, he was also determined by Lin Xizhi.Otherwise, with Lian Huan's mouth, he really said all the exaggerated things.

"In short, every time he appears, as long as you are around, try to speak up and let him notice your existence, okay? Don't keep silent because you are embarrassed, and don't just read his Weibo every day like you raped him. He didn't even post a comment, just entertaining himself on his Weibo!"

"Okay, okay."

While clamoring to hook up with someone, while looking at the adulterer like an invisible person, this kind of hook-up method has never been heard before, Lian Huan really wants to take this guy's head off to see what's inside.

"What type of drama is it?" Even though he already knew who was planning to find Lin Xizhi to act as a co-star and what kind of drama it was, Lian Huan still asked symbolically.

Lin Xizhi's interest instantly lit up when he mentioned the drama to be acted in.

"Overhead ancient times, monarchs and ministers BL!"

"..."

I don't know whether Lin Xizhi is excited because of the type of this drama, or because he is going to act in the drama.But for a newcomer like Lin Xizhi, dramas with ancient backgrounds are slightly more difficult than dramas with modern backgrounds.The way of speaking, the tone of speaking, etc. are different from the modern style, and it is quite difficult to fully master it.Lian Huan did give Lin Xizhi a chance to get close to Hupan Fucha, but at the same time it also gave him a big challenge.

"Are you confident?"

Lin Xizhi, who always eats slowly, finished his breakfast 5 minutes after Lian Huan. With the bun stuffed in his mouth, he was still eager to answer Lian Huan's words. He hesitated for a long time, but didn't say anything.

"Don't talk when you have something in your mouth, swallow it first!"

Lian Huan just felt his temples twitch. Is this guy really a 20-year-old adult?

"I'm not confident, I'm so afraid of being rejected by the male god."

"..."

What an honest kid.

"Find time and let me help you practice with you."

"Hey, can I?"

"Anyway, I have also participated in the production of radio dramas, and I have heard a lot of them. I can't talk about guidance, but I can always give suggestions."

Lin Xizhi only knew that Lian Huan was a lyric writer, and occasionally wrote lyrics, but he didn't know that he had participated in the production of many radio dramas as the original author. The planner of Blue Moon liked to ask him for some counter-sounding opinions.

"Huanxi, thank you!" Lin Xizhi raised his unwiped paw after eating the buns and stretched it towards Lian Huan, who immediately hid back in disgust.

"Wipe your hands." While hiding, Lian Huan took out a tissue and handed it to Lin Xizhi. His cleanliness was almost cured by the person in front of him who didn't care about details.

"Yeah." Lin Xizhi took the tissue and obediently wiped his hands.

In the morning reading, when everyone was struggling to practice Italian and study the text aloud, Lin Xizhi, who was fishing in troubled waters among a group of top students, took out his mobile phone and silently logged on to Weibo.

He can't control himself!It's really a joy to be able to co-star with the male god! !I must send a Weibo to express my feelings.

Lin Xizhi finished typing, and was about to send it out, but suddenly remembered Lian Huan's words. He had always regarded Hupan Fucha as an adulterer, and never commented. It is a fantasy to hook up with the other party without any contact.After thinking and thinking, tangled and tangled, Lin Xizhi added Aite in front of the typed line.

Xizihupan: @湖村夫派, I never dreamed that I would have the opportunity to act in a drama with a male god!I am almost dying of bliss!

Not long after posting Weibo, the class bell rang, and the teacher had already stood up in front of the podium, Lin Xizhi quickly put away his phone.Lessons in small languages ​​are particularly hard and painful. The small class teaching method makes people unable to skip classes. The volume and difficulty of the courses make people have no time to slip away. As long as you accidentally wander off and happen to be asked questions by the teacher, it will be torture like hell .

The two 45-minute basic courses passed quickly in Lin Xizhi's mind full of question marks and excitement. When the final bell rang, the teacher closed the book, arranged the homework after class, and left gracefully.Although Lin Xizhi was always staring ahead, and his eyes seemed to stay on the blackboard, he didn't remember anything the teacher taught in these two lectures.Lian Huan, who was sitting next to him, saw all of this, and began to doubt that she had won him the opportunity to cooperate with Hupan Fucha.If Lin Xizhi has been in this state, it is simply "natural dementia" MAX.

After one or two professional courses, it is relatively easy to think about public courses. The atmosphere is not as tense and depressing as professional courses, and it is also the course that everyone likes to be in a daze.Lian Huan dragged Lin Xizhi, who was useless, quickly from the foreign language building to the teaching building where the contemplative class was held, and seized the best spot among the teachers when the large group of students hadn't arrived.

Lian Huan dug out the detective novels he had prepared in advance for his "wandering mind", and after placing his and Lin Xizhi's thinking book on the table in the most conspicuous place, he patted Lin Xizhi who was still giggling: "OK , you can just be in a daze in this class."

"Huh?" Lin Xizhi looked at Lian Huan stupidly. "Can't you go to class?"

"Even if you can't do it in the last class, haven't you been distracted for an hour and a half?"

Lian Huan bet that Lin Xizhi didn't know what homework the teacher left for him at the end.

"Ah, ah yes..."

It may be difficult for others to understand, but now Lin Xizhi really only has one thing on his mind: Will he notice the first time he posted on Weibo?Will you...comment on it, or retweet it?

Lin Xizhi actually thought it was unlikely, after all there were so many Hupan Fucha fans on Weibo, how could he pay attention to everyone's Aite?But he still couldn't help having fantasies in his heart, so he deliberately turned off the Weibo reminder, endured the urge to click on Weibo to check, and forced himself to wait for a while.Hupan Fucha is very busy and won't read Weibo as much as he does.In the evening or tomorrow, when I click on Weibo, maybe I can see Hupan Fucha's reply?

Knowing that it is almost impossible, but why not imagine it.

Just like Lin Xizhi knew that Hupan Fucha was not Yuan Qing, and knew that the possibility of himself and Yuan Qing being together was very small, but he still couldn't help looking forward to it, couldn't help fantasizing...

Even if it was just to match CP with Hupan Fucha, whose voice was opposite to Yuan Qing's, Lin Xizhi was as happy as if he was already with Yuan Qing.

Maybe, in another world, another dimension, I am with my favorite person.

On the same morning, on the top floor of a high-rise building, warm sunlight shines on the desk through the clean floor-to-ceiling windows. Yuan Qing is holding the coffee made by the secretary to deal with the unfinished work of yesterday, and sweeps to the left side of the computer. Audio files, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't been on the Penguin of "Fucha by the Lake" for many days, and he couldn't remember for a moment what drama he had recently accepted, and he couldn't be sure if he still owed someone a debt.

I don't know which plan will be driven crazy if I haven't been online for so many days.

Yuan Qing clicked on the mouse with one hand and sipped hot coffee. After the Penguin login page passed, an avatar flashed in the lower right corner of the computer, as if it was about to jump out of the screen in a hurry.

It was news from the same person for three consecutive days.

(the day before yesterday)

Planning-Blue Moon: Master Fucha!

Planning-Blue Moon: King Fucha, are you there?

Planning-Blue Moon: King?

(the day before yesterday)

Planning-Blue Moon: Mr. Fucha! !

Planning-Blue Moon: Should we be here today? ? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Planning-Blue Moon: Is it possible that you deliberately ignored my news after going online! ?

(yesterday)

Planning-Blue Moon: Fucha Da Da Da Da Da Wang! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~

Planning-Blue Moon: Please reply quickly if you see it~

Planning-Blue Moon: I waited until all the flowers withered ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

Planning-Blue Moon: There is a new drama that I want to ask you to act as a co-star...

Planning-Blue Moon: Daddy, if you don’t show up again, I want to go to the police to report my disappearance!

After Yuan Qing read them one by one, in addition to planning Blue Moon, she also planned a few dramas, but Yuan Qing cooperated with this girl named Blue Moon the most, and she respected Yuan Qing's privacy and habits very much. I really like working with her.So Yuan Qing filtered out other plans, and typed a line to reply to Blue Moon.

Hupan Fucha: What drama?

Planning - Blue Moon:! ! ! ! !

Planning-Blue Moon: Oh my god, you finally appeared _(:з」∠)_I waited until my hair turned white.

Hupan Fucha: Really?

Planning-Blue Moon: _(:з」∠)_I know you don't care about me.

Hupan Fucha: Pay attention to your body.

Planning-Blue Moon: ＠(￣-￣)＠The four words are full of social rhetoric!

Planning-Blue Moon: Majesty, I think you must be in the public relations industry!

Yuan Qing would never answer questions about her privacy.

Hupan Fucha: Screenplay.

Planning-Blue Moon: Your Majesty, have you decided to take it? Σ(°△°|||)︴

Hupan Fucha: The countdown to rejection, 1, 2...

Planning - Blue Moon:! ! !

Planning-Blue Moon will send you the file "The script of all three episodes of the ancient style BL radio drama "The Bully from Below".

Yuan Qing smiled and clicked accept, quickly browsed the content, and saw the list of confirmed STAFF personnel on the last page, and was attracted by a person's ID.

He Huan CV: Hupan Fucha

Yan Lin CV: By the West Lake

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I... Occasionally when I look back I find cancer in my hand... So modify it...

Advanced hand cancer, please forgive me_(:з」∠)_