Ghostbusters

In order not to scare his mother, Xiaolin did not say that the ghost is still wandering around him now, supervises him to write questions from time to time, and quarrels with him all day long for the answer, and sneers at him. He only said that he has often had auditory hallucinations since he witnessed the scene of the car accident , Mom's complexion really changed, but she was not in a hurry to find the witch, but took Xiao Lin to the hospital first.

Because she thinks that Kobayashi may have psychological problems after being traumatized.

Once it comes, it will be safe, Xiaolin had to sit in front of the doctor, answering with the doctor with a black thread, while the ghost next to him continued to babble.

Ghost: I think I should have been here.

With a doctor around, Xiao Lin can't talk to ghosts, otherwise he probably won't be able to leave today and will have to be transferred directly to the psychiatry department.

In the end, the doctor judged that Kobayashi may have post-traumatic sequelae, which is not serious, so he does not need to take medicine for now, rest for a few days to see the situation, and he should be able to recover on his own.

After coming out of the hospital, Lin's mother told Xiao Lin, if you still haven't improved, let's go to an expert for advice.

Xiaolin was afraid that this was a suspicious strategy, so he hurriedly said that the doctor's words made sense. I guess it was because he was frightened.

As expected, there was a gratified expression on his mother's face, and Xiao Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that if he didn't answer well just now, he might have to change doctors tomorrow.

He decided not to mention this matter to others, maybe the ghost will leave by himself in a few days.

When he got home, Xiao Lin asked the ghost: Did you remember something?

If you can find the ghost's relatives, maybe the ghost's wish will be granted, and then go to reincarnation as soon as possible.

Ghost: I think I am very familiar with hospitals. Do you think I have worked in a hospital before?

Kobayashi: It is also possible that the body has not been cremated after death, and no one can find anyone to collect the body, and it has been lying in the mortuary.

ghost:……

He kept silent. Xiao Lin felt that his words might have hurt the ghost's self-esteem, so he quickly comforted him: "I'm just talking nonsense. You see, you are such a good person, and you don't grab a double. He is a successful person, and no one will take his body.

The ghost hummed: You are right.

Xiao Linxin said that this has become a ghost, and she feels pretty good about herself. When she was a human being, she must be very proud and unattainable.

He asked: Then can you think of anything else?

Ghost: I can only follow you now. Once I get too far away from you, I will be pulled back automatically. If you go out more on weekends, maybe I will suddenly have a memory of what I saw.

Xiaolin is particularly curious about the world of ghosts: If you can see me, can you see yourself?what do you look like

Ghost: Tall, handsome and charming.

Kobayashi didn't believe it at all: blow it up!

While taking a bath, Xiao Lin thought of a more serious problem: Then I go to the toilet to take a shower every day, and take off all my clothes, are you watching?

The ghost also comforted him: Although you are a little thinner, your hands are long and your feet are long, and you can grow even longer in the future. Although you are not as handsome as me, you are still relatively handsome, your skin is fair, and you will be fully developed in the future, and your shape will be good. .

Xiao Lin blushed, and couldn't finish his sentence: What, what shape!You made it clear to me!

The ghost joked: What shape are you talking about?

He also deliberately blew a breath of cool air towards Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin backed away in shock, but his feet slipped, and he fell backwards.

The bathroom was either tiles or glass, and the fall was no joke. At that moment, Xiao Lin felt a chill in his heart, and said, I'm going to become a ghost too.

At this moment, he felt as if a hand was wrapped around his waist, and he pulled it hard in the opposite direction.

After standing still, that force also disappeared, just in a short moment.

In a daze, Xiao Lin seemed to see a vague figure in the bathroom mirror, but he couldn't tell whether it was steam or something else.

Brother Ghost?Was it you just now?he asked tentatively.

I don't know why, this time the ghost was silent for a long time before saying: It's me.

Kobayashi let out a wow: Are you able to appear physically?Hurry up, let me see what you look like, maybe I can find out your identity!

He didn't forget that the ghost said that he was tall and charming just now, and he also wanted to see if the other party was bragging.

Ghost: I've never been so close to you, except for blowing air in your ear to scare you.

Kobayashi was confused: What do you mean?

Ghost: It is estimated that by absorbing yang energy, you can maintain your figure.

Kobayashi was both surprised and delighted: It turned out that what was said in the ghost film was true. Yang energy is really useful for ghosts. This is a discovery that shocked the world. If it is written into a paper, it will win a Nobel Prize!

Ghost: ...Who will give you the Nobel Prize for this discovery?

Xiao Lin scratched his head: How about I give you some more yang energy?

Ghost: Forget it.

Xiao Lin was very moved: Are you afraid that my body will be damaged?It's okay, I'm still a thriving teenager, full of yang, you'll be fine if you smoke a little!

Gui Youyou said: Then I will smoke after you finish "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", otherwise I will feel uncomfortable looking at the big blank behind.

Xiao Lin really wanted to beat the ghost out of his wits on the spot.

But that night, he had a dream.

In the dream, a tall figure pressed him against the wall, lowered his head slowly, and slowly licked his whole body from his lips.

Xiao Lin was hot all over, and he said no, but his body was honestly open, his chest was violently heaved by the teasing, and he wished he could immediately raise his gun and go into battle.

But he gradually felt that something was wrong, why the other party pressed him so hard, not like a beautiful woman, but like...

A mirror suddenly appeared in front of him. Xiao Lin looked into the mirror, and a figure was vaguely revealed due to the dense steam.

that is not……?

Xiao Lin was startled, startled, and opened his eyes!

It's okay if you don't look at it, but after seeing it, Xiao Lin almost screamed.

His quilt was lifted at some point, and his pajamas were pulled up to his collarbone, pants... He was only wearing underwear before going to sleep, but now he has taken off his underwear, and the little brother is greeting him energetically.

Taking advantage of the moonlight shining through the gauze curtain, Xiao Lin found that his legs were spread wide, and there was a figure lying in the middle.

The figure seemed much clearer than in the evening, although the face was still unclear.

The other party raised his head and said, "It seems like this can also absorb Yang Qi?"

Without even thinking about it, Xiao Lin kicked him down.

Unexpectedly, the figure looked light and light, but was able to kick it, and he kicked it against the wall with a slap, stuck to it for a while, and then slowly flowed down like a puddle of water, gradually blurring and disappearing.

Ghost: Being kicked by you, all previous efforts have been wasted.

Xiao Lin became angry from embarrassment, his face turned red into a tomato in the dark night: I said to give you some yang energy, it's not like this!

The ghost doesn't matter: Aren't you very happy, and you keep babbling.

Kobayashi: Shut up!

Ghost: This is a normal physiological reaction during puberty, so don't be shy, not to mention I'm so handsome, you won't suffer.

Kobayashi: You are so handsome, do you think someone would like a ghost to help you do this and that!

Ghost: I don’t know, I’m not human.