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2. Irreplaceable / Don't you miss me

As soon as Xue Kaijie pressed the icon to hang up the phone, Pan Junyao jumped out, blinking his big eyes, and asked curiously: "How, do you understand, do you want me to give you some technical terms?" Explain it again?"

Xue Kaijie directly refused, holding the phone in both hands, and said in an inaudible tone: "What can you do?"

When Pan Junyao was asked about his functions, he suddenly became interested. He said in a fast voice: "I can do a lot of things! I can help you play with your mobile phone and free your hands! Such things as making calls and sending messages It’s a trivial matter. I can help you operate any program on your phone, and of course I can also chat with you. I don’t know how many times easier to use than sir. As long as you turn on the phone screen, I will appear. If I don’t If it appears, you only need to press the app icon three times and I will appear, isn’t it super convenient?”

"Then can you touch me?"

Pan Junyao was at a loss for words for a while, and he hesitated for a long time before answering: "Um, I'm sorry, I can't do it. The software is still under development. In the future, there may be holographic images that should be more authentic, but touch... We will do it." not."

Xue Kaijie took it for granted, but a trace of loss could still be heard in his words.

"Look, it's not convenient at all, it's just a show."

"Kaijie," Pan Junyao sat down on the spot, put his hands on the empty ground, and asked with an aggrieved face, "Don't you miss me?"

Xue Kaijie threw the phone aside and lay down on the bed. Pan Junyao's vision was blocked. No matter how he leaned on the edge of the phone, he could only see the cold ceiling. At this moment, he heard Xue Kaijie's voice coming into the phone. , that was the voice he was familiar with and missed, the coquettishness of Instructor Xue that would only be revealed in front of him.

"Think about it, you little brat."

"Pfft hahahaha, Instructor Xue is still as cute as ever."

"You should really be thankful that you are a pile of data, otherwise 120 will come to my house and carry you away." Xue Kaijie turned over as if he was going to sleep. Pan Junyao couldn't see Xue Kaijie but he could hear Seeing Xue Kaijie turning over, he asked softly, "Are you going to sleep?"

"He... is irreplaceable." Xue Kaijie said in a daze with his eyes closed. He knew in his heart that this was the country's will, and he wanted them, the soldiers who lost their loved ones, to leave behind them at the end. The best memory is equivalent to giving Xue Kaijie the last chance to see Pan Junyao, but no matter how much the scientific research team makes this virtual character look like the main body, it cannot replace the main body, because there are some things that data codes cannot do. of.

It's just that Xue Kaijie really misses Pan Junyao. This miss contains deep affection, deep nostalgia, heart-wrenching reluctance, and the guilt that tormented him day and night.

The screen of the phone dimmed a bit, and it was about to automatically lock the screen. Pan Junyao leaned on the edge of the phone and said in a somewhat joyful tone: "Kaijie! Happy 34th birthday!"

The phone screen went completely black, Xue Kaijie slowly opened his eyes, and the tears in the corners of his eyes finally fell.

After a few days of getting along, Xue Kaijie has completely gotten used to this table pet Pan Junyao. When he brought his mobile phone to Lu Hui and asked him to help change the ringtone, Lu Hui was taken aback. Although he had always known about this plan, he was also confused. Seeing the entity once, he held Xue Kaijie's cell phone and kept poking it. Pan Junyao inside was annoyed by poking, so he started poking with Lu Hui. Xue Kaijie looked at the two childish ghosts and shook his head helplessly.

"Xiao Yao, do you still remember the first time we climbed over the wall and went out to smoke?"

"Hahahaha I remember, I was caught by Kaijie at the time, and I was beaten up when I took it back, but when Kaijie hit me at that time, his heart softened and he didn't take it seriously hahahaha."

"What?!" Lu Hui angrily turned his head and stared at Xue Kaijie, with a face of "I didn't expect you to be a lecherous uncle who values ​​sex over friends", but Xue Kaijie shrugged and replied with his eyes: No way, I like him and I don't like you.

"Pfft hahahaha I knew you would react like this hahahahaha." Pan Junyao laughed so hard that he fell to the ground and started rolling around laughing. Lu Hui stared at Xue Kaijie again, but Xue Kaijie simply turned his head away from Lu this time. Bright.

Lu Hui sighed, scolded a dog boy, couples should die, and then asked: "What ringtone do you want to change?"

Xue Kaijie thought for a while and said, "Whatever, an English song?"

"Uncles are very trendy these days, but I don't listen to English songs very much." Lu Hui can only find two or three classic English songs that can no longer be classics in his playlist. Lu Hui is a Cantonese singer, So 95% of the songs in the music library are Cantonese songs, but he can't speak a word of Cantonese after listening to Cantonese songs for so long.

"How about I recommend a song for you, Kaijie?"

"En." Xue Kaijie turned his eyes back to the phone, staring closely at Pan Junyao in the phone.

"Lu Hui, search for "TidalWave", t, i, d, a, lw, a, v, e."

"Is this one?" Lu Hui found this song in the player, and then turned up the volume to listen to it. There was no lengthy prelude, and the beginning was a comfortable male voice, "You can crash into my heart like a tidal wave..."

Both Lu Hui and Xue Kaijie knew nothing about English, at most they knew words such as "hello" and "goodbye" that kindergarten children could understand, so they could only listen to the melody, and Lu Hui couldn't help being curious at this moment. Turn on the lyrics translation and just read the first sentence and stop reading it.

"You flow into my heart like a wave of tide..."

"Pan Junyao, Pan Junyao, you really are a good guy." Lu Hui rolled his eyes, but obediently set the song as a ringtone.

"Like the tide, Pan Junyao, do you mean I'm going to drown you?" Xue Kaijie couldn't bear the cultural blow from Pan Junyao at ordinary times, and he was also a soldier. Cultural person, this made Pan Junyao very popular in the team at one time, but after he was with him, all his cultural knowledge was used to tease himself, but he himself was unconscious, which made Xue Kaijie fall in love with him again. Hate again.

But no one is perfect, Pan Junyao has a problem that can never be changed, even severe training can't make him get rid of it, that is-Pan Junyao is always clumsy, although the completion rate of tasks is high, the process can be said to be slow People can't stand it.Usually at this time, Xue Kaijie was responsible for cleaning up the mess for him. To put it bluntly, he wiped his ass. Pan Junyao looked embarrassed every time, but he couldn't change this problem at all. Xue Kaijie gradually got used to it later.

There's no way, who made me like this bastard.

Pan Junyao was not angry at all when he heard Xue Kaijie's ridicule, but hummed a song: "Feeltherushbutnotdeepinside..."

"Okay, stop pretending, I really can't stand the two of you." Lu Hui flicked the phone screen with his finger to signal Pan Junyao to shut up, then handed back the phone with the ringtone set to Xue Kaijie, and asked casually: "Is the job recommended to you okay?"

"Well, I've already made contact, and I'll go to the interview the day after tomorrow." Xue Kaijie held the phone in his hand, put it on the table and stood it up, so that Pan Junyao could see himself through the front camera.

"Remember to wear a suit, don't dress like a brick mover anymore, these days are very particular about first impressions."

"You don't need to remind me, brat." But at this moment, Pan Junyao seemed to have heard something new, and said excitedly: "What? Kaijie is wearing a suit! Damn, I want to see me, I want to see!"

Lu Hui and Xue Kaijie: "..."

Lu Hui: "Have you never seen an instructor wearing a suit?"

Pan Junyao tilted his head: "No! Where did I get the chance to see, usually it's either training clothes or military uniforms, and casual clothes are always just a few pieces. I'm so tired of it. It's a waste of money to have such a good figure."

Xue Kaijie: "..."

After Lu Hui said that, he regretted it, because Xue Kaijie only started to wear suits in recent years to find a job. Lu Hui bought the suits for him, and the table pet Pan Junyao didn't realize it. When I said "Where does the opportunity come from?" I accidentally tore Xue Kaijie's scar, which was painful and piercing.

"If you want to see it, I can show it to you every day." Xue Kaijie hid his sadness and smiled softly.

"Okay." Pan Junyao smiled happily, jumping high on the spot, as if thinking of something, he rushed to the screen, his face was enlarged all of a sudden, but it didn't occupy the entire screen, he pointed to his lips , Said: "Kaijie, come, give me a kiss."

Lu Hui: "???"

Xue Kaijie: "..."

Does this thing have the function of the legendary virtual kiss?Lu Hui thinks that technology is really amazing, and it really deserves to be human beings who promote technological progress.

"Come on, come on, give me a quick kiss." Pan Junyao kept pointing at his mouth, and at the same time pouted his mouth slightly. Xue Kaijie couldn't help laughing at Pan Junyao who was clumsily making such movements Come out, "Hahahahaha I really can't stand you."

As he said that, he bent down slightly and pecked lightly on the screen of his mobile phone. Pan Junyao immediately jumped up again, holding his face and smirking. Lu Hui really couldn't stand it anymore, and sighed while holding his forehead.

"God! Please spare me, a single dog!" Lu Hui cried out in his heart.

"Hey, instructor, how do you feel?" Lu Hui couldn't help asking curiously.

"You don't know until you feel it yourself."

Lu Hui: "Huh?"

Xue Kaijie glanced at Lu Hui, then picked up Lu Hui's mobile phone, and pressed Lu Hui's mouth, to be precise, a slap. "Well, that's how it feels."

Isn't this fucking glass kissing!I really don't understand the fun of you two!

The villain in Lu Hui's heart has completely collapsed.