Beat the monster and send it to debut!

A villain who lives in a mansion, has a handsome male servant who does everything for him, does not wear clothes unless he is a famous brand, and does not ride in a luxury car. Why did he become so reduced to what he is today?

The collector fell into deep thought.

Both of her high heels were broken, and she walked crookedly. She simply took off her shoes and returned to the car, driving her cool sports car out of this cursed neighborhood.

The Wraith brought news of his partner Sunglasses—the insidious and cunning Yiqiu colluded with the cleaners of Queyue City, and the wise and brave Sunglasses was unfortunately arrested.

She remembered this hatred!

She wants to rescue the man in sunglasses, she wants to kill Yiqiu!

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"Hello, Collector? Didn't you go on vacation? Why did you call me suddenly? I'm still taking a nap!" A sleepy male voice came, with a little youthful air in it.

"Goo, I need help!" The collector said urgently.

"My name is not Gugu, please call me Zhenzhen." The boy named Zhenzhen said solemnly, "The CEO informed us that we will have a meeting at [-] o'clock in the afternoon. I don't have much time to chat with you. The boss of this meeting will be there."

Collector: "But it's already ten past two, and you're late again?!"

Cuckoo: "Because I'm an emotionless fancier, Cuckoo~ Being late is already part of my personality!"

Collectors are tired.

Zhenzhen's original name is no longer testable, only that since he joined this organization nicknamed "All Evil", all the company meetings have achieved excellent results in being late.

Everyone knows a truth: if you meet Gugu at three o'clock, then he will think about going out at four o'clock at the earliest. Pay attention, he is thinking about going out.Next, he has to wash his hair, take a shower and change his clothes. During this period, he sat down several times to play games and browse the web for a while, so the time to arrive at the destination is likely to be three hours later.

This bad behavior of procrastination has been unanimously condemned by colleagues, and Comrade Zhenzhen likes to nickname him "Cuckoo".

As time goes by, basically no one remembers that his original code name is Zhenzhen.

Cuckoo, a gaming nerd, procrastinating late stage cancer, has a good personality and a good mind, no matter how you scold him, he can face it calmly, instead of flirting with you like a man with sunglasses, he is simply a heretic among nerds , a model in civilization.

This may be an important reason why he has been gooing repeatedly until his salary is deducted but he is still not fired by the company.

The collector has a good relationship with Cuckoo, so she just opened her mouth and said, "Don't tell the boss, I asked for leave this time because the man in the sunglasses was in a little trouble. He took a private job and got into trouble with Queyue City. Cleaner, now under arrest, I have to get him out before it gets too big."

Cuckoo mused, "I think you're asking for your own death."

Collector: "You mean, I have to confess this to the boss?"

Cuckoo: "This is the safest way. Even if the company asks you to pay a fine in the end, you should admit it. Your life comes first."

The collector was silent for a while, and said tiredly: "But the boss may not risk offending the Sanitation Office and send someone to save the man in sunglasses."

Cuckoo: "That's right. How about this, I'll go to the meeting first, and I'll keep talking to you during the meeting. If the BOSS is in a good mood, then we'll take the opportunity to bring this up. If the BOSS is in a bad mood, then you can only Find your own way, who told you to accept private work, the boss hates us for taking private work behind his back."

Collectors agreed.

Cuckoo finally got up from the bed, left the company's lunch break room, and went downstairs for a meeting.

Today is a quarter of an hour late at most, this is a historic progress for a soul pigeon player!

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Santu City, the scene of the villain work meeting.

This meeting room is not big. On a conference table that can accommodate more than a dozen people, only three seats are vacant, which belong to the collector who is on vacation, the man with sunglasses who has been arrested, and Gu Gu who is late as usual .

On the seat belonging to BOSS, there was a baby pram, with a serious baby sitting in it.

On the white wall behind the baby, there is a red banner with four large white characters on it:

【All villains】

If Yiqiu appeared here and knew that this was the secret meeting of the villain's base camp, he would definitely ask this question—how could there be a baby here? !

"Hasn't Goo Goo arrived yet?" the baby asked, his tone heavy.

"You can pretend that he doesn't exist, and hurry up for the meeting." The CEO in a suit beside him said with a smile on his face, "Although your mother has temporarily fallen asleep, she will wake up in three hours, so you have to hurry up and go back to have a drink." Milk."

All the employees present tried their best to hold back their distorted expressions and prevent themselves from laughing out loud.

The legendary big villain, who managed to break the seal and was reincarnated into the present world, was born less than a month ago, and is breastfeeding by his mother in this life. Who would have thought of such a thing!

——Our BOSS is a Baby! ! !

But even if he is a baby, he still wants to work hard!What a spirit!It would be great if he didn't force the employees to 996 together...

The baby said seriously: "I'm not hungry, I only have work in my heart."

The CEO looked insincerely worried: "I have recently studied the book "Infant Scientific Feeding Knowledge". At your age, the interval between breastfeeding should not exceed three hours, and it is best not to think too much about work, so as not to Without long hair, I lost at the starting line."

There was a knock on the door, Gu Gu pushed the door open and entered with a proud face: "I'm sorry, I'm late again, but today I'm only a quarter of an hour late!"

The baby said coldly: "my heart is very tired, and I don't want to discuss being late with you."

Cuckoo coughed twice, took a seat, and secretly turned over the phone that was in the conversation with the collector and put it on the table, so that the collector could feel the mood of the BOSS, so that he could tell the bad news about the arrest of the man in the sunglasses at the right time .

Dr. J, the psychiatrist, asked with concern: "Boss is in a bad mood recently? What happened? Although I have never received baby clients, I can help you sort out your mood."

The baby said coldly: "No one can soothe my mood, because this incident has given me a big blow."

Everyone showed curious expressions.

I only heard the baby say: "My dad exploded."

"what?"

"Meow meow meow?"

"puff--"

"Hahahahaha I'm sorry boss but I can't help it hahahahaha..."

"What the hell is going on!"

The entire conference room was like an earthquake and tsunami, immersed in the joy of the boss's dad blowing up, and couldn't stop at all.

After the atmosphere stabilized a bit, the baby continued: "Then my mother came to the door after being dunked, suffering from postpartum depression, and hugged me to jump off the building."

——Wait, BOSS, you are a majestic hero of the generation, and you almost died when you were forced to jump off a building?

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

The meeting room once again became a sea of ​​laughter.

The baby looked indifferent: "Is this funny?"

The meeting room was instantly quiet, and the sound of a needle falling to the ground could be heard.

They were almost executed collectively for making fun of the BOSS, the employees thought in cold sweat.

The baby said seriously: "What does my story show? It shows that even if it's just a small accident, unpredictable changes will occur in life! Before I was reincarnated in modern times, I just didn't think about this point and decided casually. My parents! This is what put me in danger! You have to be a warning, remember?"

"remember!"

The baby nodded in satisfaction: "Also, CEO, please look into the matter of my father's car accident and explosion in Queyue City. The time was last Friday night, and the location was Qingling Road, near Shanglan Pedestrian Street."

The CEO smiled slightly: "I will send someone to find out the details."

Gugu listened absent-mindedly, and wanted to send a WeChat message to the collector, but just checked his phone, the collector had already hung up the WeChat call.

The collector sent a WeChat message: I decided not to tell the boss, I went to save people myself, I have made up my mind, don't persuade me.

Cuckoo looked confused, and replied: Why?

Collector's reply: Look at my latest Moments, I didn't block you, ask suicide again.

Cuckoo opened the collector's circle of friends, and it was a photo of a car accident and explosion on Qingling Road, Queyue City. It was posted on Friday night, and the collector wrote: [The beautiful night scene is the excitement I like. 】

At first glance, it was her criminal declaration, either the principal offender or the accessory.

Wait, Friday night, Queyue City, Qingling Road, car accident...

Cuckoo felt a mouthful of old blood choking in his throat.

——Why did you bomb the BOSS’s father when you did a private job?

——You almost completed the lifelong achievement of the righteous little friend, strangling the BOSS in its infancy!

- Unbelievable! ! !

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The collector returned to Santu City overnight, not to find the organization to confess and be lenient, but to be a lone hero.

She drove the sports car into her villa, summoned the wraith manservant who was seriously injured after the last war, and instructed him to move hundreds of wraith collections at home into the car.

The glass bottles quickly filled the trunk, and the collector looked at his collection, heartbroken, but resolute.

She had no choice, no way out.

Impossible to call for help—they accidentally killed the boss's father just now;

The people with sunglasses must be rescued as soon as possible - their vacation is only a few days away, and they will go back to work soon;

This rescue operation was life-threatening-the opponent was so powerful and insidious, one person almost beat them both to the street.

There was a cold light in the collector's eyes.

Fortunately, the arrival of the Ghost Festival gave her an excellent opportunity. During the Ghost Festival, which is open everywhere in the Yin-Yang Passage, the cleaners in Queyue City must be highly vigilant and busy for the peace of the city.

This is a crisis, but also her opportunity.

The collector sorted out Yiqiu's interpersonal relationship in his mind, and finally a plan of action for this time quickly emerged.

In any case, she must rescue her partner!

In the tragic BGM of the car audio, the fire of faith is burning in her chest—justice must prevail!

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Chapter 33 I want everyone to remember the circle of friends of collectors, yes, this is it.

The whole process of the human tragedy of the villain organization: The villain BOSS has gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters and reincarnated into the modern age. He was born less than a month ago and still needs to nurse, so he has to manage a 81 villain company.

Dissatisfied with their salaries, two employees secretly went out to pick up private jobs, and because they didn’t need to be supervised by the company, they let themselves go and mess around. They killed an innocent man in the form of a car explosion, causing the man’s wife to suffer from postpartum depression and almost hugged her. Jump off the building with the baby on.

And this unlucky couple is the parents of the villain boss in this life.

That's right, salesman Alin is the real father of BOSS.Can't think of it.JPG

BABY·BOSS· with a confused face: My dad exploded!My mother almost jumped off the building with me in her arms!What the hell did I do wrong again?I'm still breastfeeding!

But now these two employees can only: defeat the protagonist, atone for their crimes, save their companions, and justice will prevail QAQ

Our protagonist Yiqiu: Although I don't understand what happened, my newly recruited ghost employee A Lin seems to be very powerful.Ah, I am now the boss of the villain boss's own father?

From this, you can see that the villains in this article are very sand sculptures, even if they have a strong character, they will be lost in an instant when they meet Yiqiu.