The Immortal Has Been Blackened [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 5: Crazy Laughing!
Ye Xiaoyi fell into the blue feathers, his whole body was covered by the blue down feathers, he didn't know what was going on?
Ye Xiaoyi sat up with a mysterious expression on his face, looking back at the blue peacock feathers that were long like ribbons and shone brilliantly behind him, is he... on a blue bird?
Ye Xiaoyi tentatively asked, "Mo Yue?"
He remembered that the black leather notebook seemed to record that the real bodies of the seven highnesses in the upper realm were blue peacocks.
"It's me." Mo Yue said calmly.
He still seems angry?Ye Xiaoyi immediately apologized:
"Sorry, I shouldn't have moved."
Mo Yue kept flying with Ye Xiaoyi on his back, and finally said after a long time: "I only do this to you."
"What?" Ye Xiaoyi didn't react at all.
Mo Yue's voice was calm and said: "Do you think that just anyone can let me cook with my own hands? Let me boil water to bathe him? Let him move into Mo Yue Palace to live with me? And let him pluck my hair on my back? hair?"
Ye Xiaoyi, who was holding onto the blue feather to stabilize himself, hurriedly let go of his hand, hehe two times: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't notice. Mo Yue, do you... hurt?"
Mo Yue answered irrelevantly, and said in a low voice: "Fool!"
The main point of this hall is not this at all, okay?
Ye Xiaoyi patted his head, wondering if he had really become stupid?Why did you come to the world of cultivating immortals to do stupid things?Obviously, I was very clever and smart before.
Ye Xiaoyi didn't dare to speak to make Mo Yue unhappy, but his eyes rolled around, and he turned his head to look around the scenery.
Ye Xiaoyi was buried in Mo Yue's blue down feathers from the neck down, very cute.Ye Xiaoyi also quietly blew on Mo Yue's feathers, and stretched out his claws to pretend to pluck the feathers.
He didn't know that birds' eyes were on the sides, giving them a 360-degree field of vision.In other words, all little moves of Xiao Xianrou are in Mo Yue's eyes.
Mo Yue who is flying: "..."
When Ye Xiaoyi started to secretly laugh while braiding his hair with Mo Yue's down feathers, Mo Yue who was flying almost jumped down.
What does this guy want to do?
Finally arrived at the comprehension market, Ye Xiaoyi got off the bird's back.Mo Yue turned back into a man dressed in black, but there was a bunch of braids in the back of his hair.
Ye Xiaoyi finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
Mo Yue squinted at him: "How can you make people believe that you are unloved?"
The corners of Ye Xiaoyi's mouth still couldn't help but curl up: "I'm sorry, please let me finish laughing, hahahaha..."
Ye Xiaoyi clutched his stomach, squatted aside and laughed wildly.
Mo Yue walked over with a slumped face, hooked his neck, clamped Ye Xiaoyi's head under his armpit, and led him along:
"Don't laugh, go shopping."
Ye Xiaoyi poked his head out of Mo Yue's armpit, put it on Mo Yue's shoulder and neck, and walked forward like two brothers:
"Okay, let's press the road."
The appearance of two handsome guys with outstanding looks, shoulder to shoulder, on the street of Taobao stalls in the realm of comprehension really caused a great commotion.
The onlookers were not Meng Jifu, but because these two people were so famous.Not to mention that Mo Yue is one of the Seven Temples, but Ye Xiaoyi is a famous back stabbing scumbag.
How could these two people who have been in love and killing each other for 1000 years walk shoulder to shoulder and visit the cultivation market together?
Are they dazzled?This has never happened before!Everyone knew that Mo Yue hated Ye Xiaoyi so much, how could such a sticky situation appear?
Ye Xiaoyi was very happy at first, after all, it was his first time visiting the cultivation market.But soon he discovered something was wrong:
"Hey? Why did they close the stalls? Is the city management here?"
Before Mo Yue started to explain, an old man pushed the cart and shouted: "Ye Xiaoyi is here! Everyone get out!"
Ye Xiaoyi looked bewildered, and turned to ask Mo Yue:
"What happened to them? I don't know how to eat people."
The corners of Mo Yue's lips couldn't help but twitch, "These peddlers are afraid of the people who will chase after you, and they are afraid of being affected by the fight."
In the past, once Ye Xiaoyi appeared, he was always hunted down by the demons, or jointly hunted down by several big factions.The place he passed was like a dinosaur crossing.
"Huh?" Ye Xiaoyi still didn't understand.
Mo Yue didn't explain too much, and pulled Ye Xiaoyi away: "What do you want to buy?"
"This...let me think about it." Xiaosheng has no money at all, and wonders if there is a Bank of China here?How about Swiss Bank?
Mo Yue brought Ye Xiaoyi to a big shop, and said with his hands behind his back: "Go and see?"
"Roar!" Ye Xiaoyi's eyes sparkled, and he bared his small white teeth, looking around.
Ye Xiaoyi was very interested in the things inside, like a noob, he asked the shopkeeper one by one what is it?What is that?
Although the shopkeeper of Yipin Xianju was very surprised that Mo Yue brought Ye Xiaoyi to pick things up.But he still explained to Ye Xiaoyi the functions of these fairy grasses, fairy insects, and little magic weapons one by one with all his heart.
Ye Xiaoyi was enjoying watching the shopkeeper demonstrate these Pokémon one by one, and felt that these exquisite little magic weapons were very interesting.
When Ye Xiaoyi turned around, he found that every little thing was wrapped up.Ye Xiaoyi immediately waved his hands and said:
"Grandpa the shopkeeper, I have no money, so don't wrap it all up."
The shopkeeper Xianjun with a white beard respectfully stacked more than twenty small wooden boxes one by one in front of Ye Xiaoyi, and said with a smile:
"This is what His Highness means."
Ye Xiaoyi looked at Mo Yue who was standing aside with his hands behind his back, wondering what he meant by this?These things shouldn't be cheap.
In fact, Yipin Xianju has always been a famous store in the cultivation world, and it is only available to the immortals in the upper world.The things in Yipin Xianju are not only not cheap, but also extremely expensive.
Mo Yue seemed to know what Ye Xiaoyi wanted to ask, and turned around with her hands behind her back: "Do you think that when I said I would take you out for a stroll, it was just for a stroll?"
In the end, Mo Yue gave Ye Xiaoyi a universe bag, and Ye Xiaoyi put all the small wooden boxes into the universe bag and packed them away.
Ye Xiaoyi thought it was over, but when he went out, Mo Yue took Ye Xiaoyi to a street of mortals.
Mo Yue said: "The things here should be very attractive to you."
The things sold on Mortal Street are treasures that are useful to mortals.
As soon as Ye Xiaoyi arrived, he heard the peddler yelling:
"Grass that retains beauty, grass that retains beauty, two spirit stones for one plant, keep your appearance unchanged, and rejuvenate you! Grass that retains beauty, grass that retains beauty..."
Ye Xiaoyi really joined in the fun and ran to the stall, held up a Zhuyan grass and asked the boss:
"This fairy grass can really rejuvenate people?"
It's too bad, is there anything?If he could bring a souvenir back to his mother, Ye Xiaoyi would definitely pick it.
The stall owner was going to pat his chest for a guarantee, but when he saw His Royal Highness Mo Yue next door, he changed his words and said cautiously:
"Eh... this grass can only delay aging, the old will still be old, the damned will still die, even if it is a fairy medicine, it can only delay the days.
However, if you take a lot of it and don't die violently, it is still possible to still have the charm at the age of 80 or [-]. "
"Really?" Even though the boss said it so conservatively, Ye Xiaoyi still felt that this beauty-preserving grass was attractive to ordinary people.
Immortality, eternal youth, this once-and-for-all effect is out of the question, but it is probably the dream of many people to be able to add more time and be younger.
"Want it?" Mo Yue took a look at Ye Xiaoyi, then took the stall away.
The boss just wanted to say, Your Highness, why did you take my car cabinet away?Mo Yue threw a fairy stone over.
The boss was very pleasantly surprised in an instant, he didn't want any cars, and those who got the fairy stone would advance to the first level!
Ye Xiaoyi followed Mo Yue, saw him walking in front carrying a cabinet, and asked in puzzlement, "Mo Yue, why did you buy his whole stall?"
"Save trouble." Seeing Ye Xiaoyi's curious baby look, Mo Yue knew that he would ask questions from beginning to end again.It's better to wrap everything up and let him go back and let him toss slowly.
Adhering to such a principle of "saving trouble", Ye Xiaoyi wandered all the way, not knowing exactly what Mo Yue bought for himself?
As long as Ye Xiaoyi has something he likes, Mo Yue will buy his entire stall.
Ye Xiaoyi was interested in the "Hot Wheels" hanging in front of the stall, so Mo Yue took the stall away.Ye Xiaoyi was interested in the "Diving Pearls", "Shuishui Pearls" and "Dinghai Pearls" that the old uncle yelled about, so Mo Yue took the whole basket away.
In the end, because she had too many things in her hands, Mo Yue simply asked for a private seat, sat down, and asked the bosses to recommend her own gadgets.
Anyway, Ye Xiaoyi was easy to be hooked up, and when he yelled a few times, he ran over to join in the fun.
Ye Xiaoyi shopped around all day, but his hands were soft when he collected toys.
So, as soon as his butt touched the cushion of the seat, Ye Xiaoyi unconsciously began to doze off.
Ye Xiaoyi propped his chin, sat in front of the table, catching white fish bit by bit.Those self-recommended bosses are still chattering and demonstrating their treasures:
"This is a fairy handkerchief. Look, one thing can turn into flowers, rabbits, candied haws, books, fans, jade flutes, and anything else.
As long as the young master wears this handkerchief, he has all kinds of accessories. Look, isn't it very decent?One piece only needs one low-grade fairy stone, which is very cheap. "
Then, another boss immediately came to relay: "I am even more powerful, I am devouring grass, each grass core contains tens of millions of devouring fairy insects, eating it can cure thousands of infectious diseases.
Even if you go to the plague-stricken place in the mortal world, you will not be infected.It is a real fairy grass, my herb is not expensive, as long as a middle-grade fairy stone..."
A female cultivator stood up and said, "What are you guys? My five-stringed qin is the real holy product. This qin is composed of five spiritual strings, each of which corresponds to metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Five series of abilities.
A mortal with the five spiritual roots can call wind and rain, induce thunder and electricity, send floods, and summon sun beasts.My piano is worth 20 yuan high-grade immortal stone..."
The people around immediately started to make a fuss, saying that she opened her mouth like a lion.
Ye Xiaoyi nodded his head in vain, and then he came to his senses. He tried his best to raise his shallow eyelids, stretched out his hand in a gesture of invitation, and said, "Go ahead."
Those bosses pushed their treasures forward one after another and asked Ye Xiaoyi: "Young master, come and judge, whose baby is better?"
Ye Xiaoyi, who just went to play chess with Duke Zhou, can only give a universal answer: "All are good, all are good."
"Since they are all good, let's buy them all." Mo Yue took all these things at the price, and then took Ye Xiaoyi home:
"If you want to sleep, go back to sleep."
On the way back, Ye Xiaoyi fell asleep as soon as he lay on Mo Yue's bird's back.Beside Ye Xiaoyi was a pile of miscellaneous boxes, carts and the like.
Mo Yue Shangxian Jingui Jingui's bird's back, no one has ever sat on his back, the first time he used it, he served as a puller for Ye Xiaoyi.
Back at Mo Yue Hall, Mo Yue gently put him on the bed.
As soon as Ye Xiaoyi leaned against the pillow, he thought he had traveled back in time, so he muttered a few words: "Mom, I'm back..."
Mo Yue, who was regarded as "mother" by Ye Xiaoyi: "..."
Mo Yue glanced at Ye Xiaoyi who was sleeping soundly, then silently went to the desk and picked up a pen to write a page.Then he pasted this plain paper on Ye Xiaoyi's forehead, the corners of his lips curled up, and he went out.
Ye Xiaoyi sat up with a mysterious expression on his face, looking back at the blue peacock feathers that were long like ribbons and shone brilliantly behind him, is he... on a blue bird?
Ye Xiaoyi tentatively asked, "Mo Yue?"
He remembered that the black leather notebook seemed to record that the real bodies of the seven highnesses in the upper realm were blue peacocks.
"It's me." Mo Yue said calmly.
He still seems angry?Ye Xiaoyi immediately apologized:
"Sorry, I shouldn't have moved."
Mo Yue kept flying with Ye Xiaoyi on his back, and finally said after a long time: "I only do this to you."
"What?" Ye Xiaoyi didn't react at all.
Mo Yue's voice was calm and said: "Do you think that just anyone can let me cook with my own hands? Let me boil water to bathe him? Let him move into Mo Yue Palace to live with me? And let him pluck my hair on my back? hair?"
Ye Xiaoyi, who was holding onto the blue feather to stabilize himself, hurriedly let go of his hand, hehe two times: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't notice. Mo Yue, do you... hurt?"
Mo Yue answered irrelevantly, and said in a low voice: "Fool!"
The main point of this hall is not this at all, okay?
Ye Xiaoyi patted his head, wondering if he had really become stupid?Why did you come to the world of cultivating immortals to do stupid things?Obviously, I was very clever and smart before.
Ye Xiaoyi didn't dare to speak to make Mo Yue unhappy, but his eyes rolled around, and he turned his head to look around the scenery.
Ye Xiaoyi was buried in Mo Yue's blue down feathers from the neck down, very cute.Ye Xiaoyi also quietly blew on Mo Yue's feathers, and stretched out his claws to pretend to pluck the feathers.
He didn't know that birds' eyes were on the sides, giving them a 360-degree field of vision.In other words, all little moves of Xiao Xianrou are in Mo Yue's eyes.
Mo Yue who is flying: "..."
When Ye Xiaoyi started to secretly laugh while braiding his hair with Mo Yue's down feathers, Mo Yue who was flying almost jumped down.
What does this guy want to do?
Finally arrived at the comprehension market, Ye Xiaoyi got off the bird's back.Mo Yue turned back into a man dressed in black, but there was a bunch of braids in the back of his hair.
Ye Xiaoyi finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
Mo Yue squinted at him: "How can you make people believe that you are unloved?"
The corners of Ye Xiaoyi's mouth still couldn't help but curl up: "I'm sorry, please let me finish laughing, hahahaha..."
Ye Xiaoyi clutched his stomach, squatted aside and laughed wildly.
Mo Yue walked over with a slumped face, hooked his neck, clamped Ye Xiaoyi's head under his armpit, and led him along:
"Don't laugh, go shopping."
Ye Xiaoyi poked his head out of Mo Yue's armpit, put it on Mo Yue's shoulder and neck, and walked forward like two brothers:
"Okay, let's press the road."
The appearance of two handsome guys with outstanding looks, shoulder to shoulder, on the street of Taobao stalls in the realm of comprehension really caused a great commotion.
The onlookers were not Meng Jifu, but because these two people were so famous.Not to mention that Mo Yue is one of the Seven Temples, but Ye Xiaoyi is a famous back stabbing scumbag.
How could these two people who have been in love and killing each other for 1000 years walk shoulder to shoulder and visit the cultivation market together?
Are they dazzled?This has never happened before!Everyone knew that Mo Yue hated Ye Xiaoyi so much, how could such a sticky situation appear?
Ye Xiaoyi was very happy at first, after all, it was his first time visiting the cultivation market.But soon he discovered something was wrong:
"Hey? Why did they close the stalls? Is the city management here?"
Before Mo Yue started to explain, an old man pushed the cart and shouted: "Ye Xiaoyi is here! Everyone get out!"
Ye Xiaoyi looked bewildered, and turned to ask Mo Yue:
"What happened to them? I don't know how to eat people."
The corners of Mo Yue's lips couldn't help but twitch, "These peddlers are afraid of the people who will chase after you, and they are afraid of being affected by the fight."
In the past, once Ye Xiaoyi appeared, he was always hunted down by the demons, or jointly hunted down by several big factions.The place he passed was like a dinosaur crossing.
"Huh?" Ye Xiaoyi still didn't understand.
Mo Yue didn't explain too much, and pulled Ye Xiaoyi away: "What do you want to buy?"
"This...let me think about it." Xiaosheng has no money at all, and wonders if there is a Bank of China here?How about Swiss Bank?
Mo Yue brought Ye Xiaoyi to a big shop, and said with his hands behind his back: "Go and see?"
"Roar!" Ye Xiaoyi's eyes sparkled, and he bared his small white teeth, looking around.
Ye Xiaoyi was very interested in the things inside, like a noob, he asked the shopkeeper one by one what is it?What is that?
Although the shopkeeper of Yipin Xianju was very surprised that Mo Yue brought Ye Xiaoyi to pick things up.But he still explained to Ye Xiaoyi the functions of these fairy grasses, fairy insects, and little magic weapons one by one with all his heart.
Ye Xiaoyi was enjoying watching the shopkeeper demonstrate these Pokémon one by one, and felt that these exquisite little magic weapons were very interesting.
When Ye Xiaoyi turned around, he found that every little thing was wrapped up.Ye Xiaoyi immediately waved his hands and said:
"Grandpa the shopkeeper, I have no money, so don't wrap it all up."
The shopkeeper Xianjun with a white beard respectfully stacked more than twenty small wooden boxes one by one in front of Ye Xiaoyi, and said with a smile:
"This is what His Highness means."
Ye Xiaoyi looked at Mo Yue who was standing aside with his hands behind his back, wondering what he meant by this?These things shouldn't be cheap.
In fact, Yipin Xianju has always been a famous store in the cultivation world, and it is only available to the immortals in the upper world.The things in Yipin Xianju are not only not cheap, but also extremely expensive.
Mo Yue seemed to know what Ye Xiaoyi wanted to ask, and turned around with her hands behind her back: "Do you think that when I said I would take you out for a stroll, it was just for a stroll?"
In the end, Mo Yue gave Ye Xiaoyi a universe bag, and Ye Xiaoyi put all the small wooden boxes into the universe bag and packed them away.
Ye Xiaoyi thought it was over, but when he went out, Mo Yue took Ye Xiaoyi to a street of mortals.
Mo Yue said: "The things here should be very attractive to you."
The things sold on Mortal Street are treasures that are useful to mortals.
As soon as Ye Xiaoyi arrived, he heard the peddler yelling:
"Grass that retains beauty, grass that retains beauty, two spirit stones for one plant, keep your appearance unchanged, and rejuvenate you! Grass that retains beauty, grass that retains beauty..."
Ye Xiaoyi really joined in the fun and ran to the stall, held up a Zhuyan grass and asked the boss:
"This fairy grass can really rejuvenate people?"
It's too bad, is there anything?If he could bring a souvenir back to his mother, Ye Xiaoyi would definitely pick it.
The stall owner was going to pat his chest for a guarantee, but when he saw His Royal Highness Mo Yue next door, he changed his words and said cautiously:
"Eh... this grass can only delay aging, the old will still be old, the damned will still die, even if it is a fairy medicine, it can only delay the days.
However, if you take a lot of it and don't die violently, it is still possible to still have the charm at the age of 80 or [-]. "
"Really?" Even though the boss said it so conservatively, Ye Xiaoyi still felt that this beauty-preserving grass was attractive to ordinary people.
Immortality, eternal youth, this once-and-for-all effect is out of the question, but it is probably the dream of many people to be able to add more time and be younger.
"Want it?" Mo Yue took a look at Ye Xiaoyi, then took the stall away.
The boss just wanted to say, Your Highness, why did you take my car cabinet away?Mo Yue threw a fairy stone over.
The boss was very pleasantly surprised in an instant, he didn't want any cars, and those who got the fairy stone would advance to the first level!
Ye Xiaoyi followed Mo Yue, saw him walking in front carrying a cabinet, and asked in puzzlement, "Mo Yue, why did you buy his whole stall?"
"Save trouble." Seeing Ye Xiaoyi's curious baby look, Mo Yue knew that he would ask questions from beginning to end again.It's better to wrap everything up and let him go back and let him toss slowly.
Adhering to such a principle of "saving trouble", Ye Xiaoyi wandered all the way, not knowing exactly what Mo Yue bought for himself?
As long as Ye Xiaoyi has something he likes, Mo Yue will buy his entire stall.
Ye Xiaoyi was interested in the "Hot Wheels" hanging in front of the stall, so Mo Yue took the stall away.Ye Xiaoyi was interested in the "Diving Pearls", "Shuishui Pearls" and "Dinghai Pearls" that the old uncle yelled about, so Mo Yue took the whole basket away.
In the end, because she had too many things in her hands, Mo Yue simply asked for a private seat, sat down, and asked the bosses to recommend her own gadgets.
Anyway, Ye Xiaoyi was easy to be hooked up, and when he yelled a few times, he ran over to join in the fun.
Ye Xiaoyi shopped around all day, but his hands were soft when he collected toys.
So, as soon as his butt touched the cushion of the seat, Ye Xiaoyi unconsciously began to doze off.
Ye Xiaoyi propped his chin, sat in front of the table, catching white fish bit by bit.Those self-recommended bosses are still chattering and demonstrating their treasures:
"This is a fairy handkerchief. Look, one thing can turn into flowers, rabbits, candied haws, books, fans, jade flutes, and anything else.
As long as the young master wears this handkerchief, he has all kinds of accessories. Look, isn't it very decent?One piece only needs one low-grade fairy stone, which is very cheap. "
Then, another boss immediately came to relay: "I am even more powerful, I am devouring grass, each grass core contains tens of millions of devouring fairy insects, eating it can cure thousands of infectious diseases.
Even if you go to the plague-stricken place in the mortal world, you will not be infected.It is a real fairy grass, my herb is not expensive, as long as a middle-grade fairy stone..."
A female cultivator stood up and said, "What are you guys? My five-stringed qin is the real holy product. This qin is composed of five spiritual strings, each of which corresponds to metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Five series of abilities.
A mortal with the five spiritual roots can call wind and rain, induce thunder and electricity, send floods, and summon sun beasts.My piano is worth 20 yuan high-grade immortal stone..."
The people around immediately started to make a fuss, saying that she opened her mouth like a lion.
Ye Xiaoyi nodded his head in vain, and then he came to his senses. He tried his best to raise his shallow eyelids, stretched out his hand in a gesture of invitation, and said, "Go ahead."
Those bosses pushed their treasures forward one after another and asked Ye Xiaoyi: "Young master, come and judge, whose baby is better?"
Ye Xiaoyi, who just went to play chess with Duke Zhou, can only give a universal answer: "All are good, all are good."
"Since they are all good, let's buy them all." Mo Yue took all these things at the price, and then took Ye Xiaoyi home:
"If you want to sleep, go back to sleep."
On the way back, Ye Xiaoyi fell asleep as soon as he lay on Mo Yue's bird's back.Beside Ye Xiaoyi was a pile of miscellaneous boxes, carts and the like.
Mo Yue Shangxian Jingui Jingui's bird's back, no one has ever sat on his back, the first time he used it, he served as a puller for Ye Xiaoyi.
Back at Mo Yue Hall, Mo Yue gently put him on the bed.
As soon as Ye Xiaoyi leaned against the pillow, he thought he had traveled back in time, so he muttered a few words: "Mom, I'm back..."
Mo Yue, who was regarded as "mother" by Ye Xiaoyi: "..."
Mo Yue glanced at Ye Xiaoyi who was sleeping soundly, then silently went to the desk and picked up a pen to write a page.Then he pasted this plain paper on Ye Xiaoyi's forehead, the corners of his lips curled up, and he went out.
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