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[A nonsense school sports meeting]

After the love letter turmoil, Ye Wei'an's life quickly calmed down again.Every day besides eating, sleeping, and Wenshu slag games, I just think about trifles like someone.After several people passed the credit exam safely [crazily], the annual school sports meeting of University F was ushered in.

"Students, good morning! First of all, congratulations on your good grades in the first credit test. Secondly, in order to relax everyone's brains, connect emotions, and strengthen the body, our school will carry out a week-long school sports next Monday. Yes, please sign up and participate actively!"

The headmaster's "kind and amiable" voice was heard on the radio. After the headmaster finished speaking, the entire F University fell into silence, and everyone seemed to be frozen, motionless, and then, boiling.

Huge noises erupted instantly from Big F, some were complaining, some were excited, some were wailing, some were boiling with animal blood...

"School sports meeting! No! A nightmare!!"

"I choose to study!"

"Wow! I can see the beautiful bodies of the school girls again~ [something strange has mixed in]"

"I love learning! No! Learning makes me happy!"

"You can break through yourself again!"

"Break the record! Break the record! Break the record! Yeah!"

"Ohmygod, pinch me! Pinch me up!"

"This must be a dream, I'm living in a dream."

"It's time to brush up the questions again."

"Hey hey hey, is Xiaoshulin dating my sister~"

"go away!"

"It must be me running long-distance running again! No! It's better to go to heaven!"

"Do you want class uniforms this time?"

"Who is the leader? What are you wearing? Who volunteered to come!"

"Come, come, sign up!"

……

"School sports meeting... I don't know if I will see him" [Ye Wei'an thought so]

"School sports meeting? It's another school sports meeting! It's been so many years! Why is there still a school sports meeting when you're in college?!"

Wen Shu crouched on the table and pretended to be dead. God knows how desperate he was when he was always caught for the head. He was obviously a sports waste.

"It's just the school sports meeting~ Ann, we have nothing to do."

"..." [Ye Weian frowned and felt that the matter was not simple and chose to remain silent]

Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu have been together for so long, and finally they can chat with Wen Shu normally, instead of stuttering and incomplete sentences like before.

"It's nothing to do with you, you guys are boys after all, you have to actively participate!"

Sun Shuying walked over with a small notebook and knocked on Ye Wei'an's desk.Oh, by the way, this eldest lady is honored as the squad leader, and Lu Xirui is the life committee member.Don't wonder why there are so many bad things in college. After all, what can't be done by F University?

"But I...can't do anything."

Ye Wei'an helplessly shrugged.

"I don't know anything either."

Instead of lying on the table and pretending to be dead, Wen Shu straightened up and sincerely looked up to Miss Sun Shuying.

"Hey, you have to do something if you don't know anything, don't even think about running away!"

"Yes, yes, you can always arrange something, right, Shuying."

Lu Xirui also came to join in the fun.

"Hey, squad leader, I want to report 1500!"

"it is good."

"Squad leader, high jump, thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Squad leader, report me the long jump, yes, this is it."

"Ah."

"Squad monitor..."

……

While recording the applicants, Sun Shuying thought about how to persuade the two to be team leaders.

"Well...it's almost here...hey! There's still a long-distance run, who's going?"

Sun Shuying looked over line by line, only to see that no one signed up for the "[-]-meter long-distance race" in the last line.Looking around for a week, I saw that everyone was looking at their noses, their noses and their hearts, with big characters "You can't see me, I won't go" plastered on their faces.

nonsense!Ten thousand meters is not covered!will die!

"I go."

A continuous voice sounded, looking for the reputation, brown hair and blue eyes, who is it not Eddie?

"Have you... thought it through?"

"Well, I'll go."

The classroom fell into silence again, and then, there was a burst of exclamation.

"Oh my God, Eddie's going for a long run?"

"That would be exhausting!"

"Is this little bastard going to die?"

"Respect him for being a man!"

"Wait for abstention."

"He certainly won't be able to escape."

"How brave! What a cow!"

……

"Uh...well, Eddie is in charge of the long-distance running."

Sun Shuying neatly wrote the word "Eddie" on the [-]-meter long-distance race.

"Students, be quiet. Now I will report your names and projects. If there are mistakes, please correct them."

"Eddie, long run."

"Ah."

"Wang Fan, jump high."

"Yes."

……

"Well, if you are not mistaken, prepare for the school sports meeting as soon as possible!"

"Shu Ying Shu Ying, Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu did not participate, let's arrange something for them."

Lu Xirui pushed Sun Shuying, who was looking at the list, and blinked her eyes to signal her. After receiving the information, Sun Shuying naturally began to trick the two of them.

"Didn't participate? That's right, so what are you going to arrange for them..."

Just when Sun Shuying and Lu Xirui were thinking about how to "handle" Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu, the radio interrupted their routine:

"Students, be quiet. The opening ceremony of this school sports meeting will start on time at [-]:[-] a.m. next Monday. There are no restrictions on the clothing of the team leaders and athletes, but they don't need to wear school uniforms. Students are asked to arrange their own preparations! The notice will be broadcast again... ..."

"Can I not wear a school uniform?"

"You are stupid, how do you exercise in school uniform? You know it too."

"Then I can wear whatever I like?"

"Let's be unified."

"Buy a class uniform or something."

"agree."

"can."

……

"Students, shall we wear school uniforms for the opening ceremony or buy class uniforms?"

Lu Xirui walked up to the podium, and after everyone quieted down, she asked everyone aloud.

"Of course class uniform."

"I bought it again."

"No school uniform."

"Well, agree."

……

"Then we'll buy another class uniform. At noon, everyone can choose by themselves, and then come to me to make a unified decision. After the decision is made, I will order it in the afternoon. One size fits all. Remember to tell me if you have model requirements."

After Lu Xirui finished speaking, she walked down, took out her mobile phone, and started looking for various class uniforms.

"The team leader...the team leader...how do you do it?"

While murmuring, Sun Shuying rolled his eyes, and finally, his eyes were fixed on Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu very firmly, he narrowed his eyes, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Perfect! 』[Sun Shuying started her little plan, and there was a lot of crackling]

Sun Shuying walked over to Ye Wei'an as if nothing had happened, looked down at what he was busy with, and saw that Ye Wei'an was sending text messages with his mobile phone, and the recipient of the text message was "Senior Qiu".

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really enough jq" [Sun Shuying yy makes the beast's blood boil]

"Ahem, Ye Wei'an, Wen Shu, the two of you didn't participate in the school sports meeting, and there is no shortage of people in the logistics, then...you can lead the team, one of you holds the class card and the other leads the team."

Sun Shuying pushed the glasses that didn't exist, and said slowly.

"What?! Leader? I don't!"

Wen Shu was lying on the table "docilely" and pretended to be dead, but after listening to Sun Shuying's words, he bounced up violently.Are you kidding, leader?Unless my brain is broken, I will agree.

"Huh? Have an opinion?"

Sun Shuying stared at Wen Shu "gently".

"Me! Uh...no...no...no problem, as long as you are happy..."

Wen Shu was compelled by "excessive power", and agreed very reluctantly.

"Are you out of your mind? ! 』[Wen Shu scolded herself in her heart]

"What about you? Wei'an? Do you agree? Be the team leader."

Sun Shuying asked Ye Wei'an who seemed to be thinking.

Ye Wei'an hastily put away the phone when Sun Shuying spoke, not knowing if the text message he sent had been seen, and felt an inexplicable sense of guilt.

"Really, why are you guilty, and you didn't do anything bad?" [Ye Wei'an lost his mind]

"Huh? Uh...then...that's fine."

Ye Wei'an stared at his desktop through the lens, although he was a classmate for so long, Ye Wei'an was always unable to talk to girls normally, if it wasn't for seeing Wen Shu up and down all day, he wouldn't be able to chat with Wen Shu either, Wen Shu laughed at this matter for a long time, saying that she was too shy.

"Then it's such a happy decision! Well, the staff is finally here! Rui Rui, think about what the team leader will wear!"

"Come on, miss."

Lu Xirui put away her phone, raised her eyebrows, and answered Sun Shuying.

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[afternoon]

"Have you chosen your clothes yet?"

"All right!"

"No problem!"

"The selection is over!"

……

"Okay, then, send me the pictures of the clothes you have chosen, and I will upload them to the computer and vote to decide."

Lu Xirui printed every picture on the projector and let everyone make a decision.

"Wow, what the hell is this?"

"So ugly!"

"Is this a rainbow?"

"It's too dark!"

"Did the paint spill over?"

"The design is too careless."

"Second from the left is not bad."

"Eh, it seems to be."

"Ancient style? So cute!"

"Same as the cute ancient style!"

"But... this seems to be the costume of a servant..."

"Why do you care about these details~"

"That's right, don't you think maid servants are cute?"

"Yes, yes! The second from the left is fine."

"Second from the left!"

"can."

"agree."

……

"Then, everyone chose the second from the left? Do you have any objections?"

"No!" "The second from the left is fine!" "I agree with the second from the left!"

"Okay, then the class uniform this time is the second from the left, Gufeng, tsk tsk tsk, very good."

After Lu Xirui inquired about the purchase address of the classmate who found this dress, she then asked if there was anyone in the class who had a request for the model. Later, she felt that it was inappropriate, so she asked everyone to write down their model number on a piece of paper. , and the final statistics are scheduled.

"Since the class uniform is set, what should the team leader wear? Rui Rui."

"I want them to wear something that catches the eye."

"Catch the eye...well... I have an idea."

"Is your idea the same as this one?"

"May I ask your Excellency what's your idea?"

"It's booming and in a trance..."

Sun Shuying and Lu Xirui looked at each other, understood each other's thoughts, looked at each other and laughed.

"Wen Shu, why do I feel that their smiles are terrifying."

The corners of Ye Wei'an's eyes twitched as he looked at the two laughing trembling people not far away, and said to Wen Shu beside him.

"I feel the same way, my heart is hairy..."

Wen Shu shook her goosebumps, feeling that something was about to happen.

After Sun Shuying and Lu Xirui walked over "gently" and expressed their thoughts...

"What?! Wearing women's clothes?! Or skirts?!"

Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu called out together.Ye Wei'an opened his eyes wide, his glasses slipped a little from the bridge of his nose, looking funny.

"Please, why do you want me to do such a thing that destroys the three views! 』[Ye Weian and Wen Shu think together]

"What did I hear..."

"Women's clothing?"

"Squad [-] and Class [-] wear women's clothes?"

"Junqun???"

"My God!"

"It's only a pity that I think they are so good-looking and don't wear women's clothes. Will it really satisfy my wish?"

"You are not alone!"

"Ah! It's been a long time since the two of YY are wearing women's clothes~"

"Ah~ the girlish heart of this old man~"

……

Compared with girls' excitement, boys feel constipated...

"Women's clothing?"

"Destroy the Three Views!"

"Can not bear to look……"

"The feeling of likes and dislikes..."

"Girls are so vulgar..."

……

However, there are still hopeful boys

"Maybe she'll be prettier than a girl."

"If it's really good-looking, it's a feast for the eyes. Anyway, my illusions about the class monitor and life committee members have long since been shattered..."

……

[In this way, Ye Wei'an and Wen Shu were pushed to the point of no return for women's clothing]

The author has something to say: [I want to show you off so much, but want to keep you in my treasures, how lucky I am!You who are so perfect belong only to me. ]——庅喐

[In this chapter, Qiu Linyu just strung together a scene, and didn’t appear on the stage... He will [maybe] appear frequently in the future (after all, he is the main attacker), and now he is advancing, so it is not necessary for him to appear on the stage]

[ps: It’s really not Niangshou, the author’s point of view is Niangshou, so I don’t know how to write about Niangshou, otherwise I will hate it... I don’t know if the women’s clothing memes will be played badly...]

[There are still many assists that have not been played... I am so tired]