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[When the school sports meeting is in progress]

"It's just...my friend seems to like someone, but he doesn't seem to like him. He doesn't understand. If you ask me, I don't understand either."

"So...you come to ask me?"

"Do I look like a relationship expert?I've just realized what I mean..." [Ye Wei'an helped his forehead helplessly]

"I don't have any other friends, and my friend said that he doesn't want others to know."

"Oh, really?"

"? ? ?What seems wrong? ? ?It seems that there is nothing wrong..." [Ye Weian felt that Wen Shu's words were strange, but he couldn't say them, and his IQ suddenly went offline]

"When I see him, I want to get close to him, but he is too dazzling, and I don't feel worthy to stand beside him. I want to be a good friend with him, but I don't seem to want to be satisfied. I want more, but I don't know what it is... I ... Cough, that's what my friend said."

"So...you...that friend of yours wants to know what he wants, right?"

Ye Wei'an summed up the general meaning from his stuttering words, and only then did he know what Wen Shu's friend was struggling with, but... I am not an emotional expert... How can I know...

"By the way, ask my sister..." [When Ye Wei'an was distressed, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered his old sister]

Ye Wei'an: Sister, I want to ask you something.

Ye Wei'an: Girl?

Ye Wei'an: Girl?It's urgent!Look at your phone!

Ye Wei'an: Sister!Save your brother!ah! !

Ye Wei'an: Sister...

……

Under the bombardment of Ye Wei'an's n text messages, Ye Weiyang... still didn't reply to the text messages.This is very embarrassing, Wen Shu is staring at his shoelaces in bewilderment, thinking: These shoelaces are so beautiful.Ye Wei'an looked at the phone calmly: This black screen is so beautiful.

a long time……

"How about...ask the senior...he must... probably know..." [Ye Wei'an struggled for a while, then finally picked up the phone and sent a text message to Qiu Linyu]

Ye Wei'an: Senior, are you there?I have something to ask you.

Senior Qiu:?

Ye Wei'an: That's right, Wen Shu, you know...

Senior Qiu: I know.

Senior Qiu: What's wrong?

Ye Wei'an: He said that he seemed to like someone, but he didn't seem to like him. He didn't know what it felt like.

[Ye Wei'an automatically ignores Wen Shu's "friend"]

Senior Qiu: Let me tell you what it feels like.

[Senior Qiu here was stunned when he received the message, and then pretended to be calm and replied]

Ye Wei'an: He said that when he saw him, he wanted to get close to him, but he didn't dare. He wanted to be a very good friend with him, but he didn't seem to want to be satisfied with this, and wanted more, but he didn't know what it was, what it was ?

Senior Qiu: I like it.

Ye Wei'an: Huh?What?

Senior Qiu: I like it.That is, you fell in love with TA.

Senior Qiu: Uh... your friend.

Ye Wei'an: Like it?

Qiu Xuechang: Well, you tell your friend, if you like it, go after it boldly, give it a go, there is still a half chance that the other party likes you too, if you don't say it, the other party will never know it for the rest of your life.

Ye Wei'an: Oh, okay, thank you senior, goodbye.

Senior Qiu: Goodbye.

Ye Wei'an put down the phone, trying to organize words to encourage Wen Shu to chase "her".

"Uh... This feeling is liking, yes, it's the feeling of liking."

"Hi, like?"

Wen Shu raised his head suddenly, as if taken aback.

"That's right... Besides, if you like it, you have to go after it. If you don't say it, others will never know that they will be liked."

"Say, say it? Eh... Eh! No, no, no, no, it's not me, it's me, my friend! It's my friend"

Wen Shu explained in a panic, the disbelief and panic in his eyes were all hidden under the long eyelashes, and he was not noticed.

"Oh, it's that friend of yours, why are you so excited, I just missed words..."

"No, it's nothing, I got a magic costume yesterday, I'm so excited."

Such a lame reason can be heard by a normal person as false, but Ye Wei'an is not a normal person, he has an IQ of 250 and a negative EQ!When I heard Wen Shu's excuse, I just thought he was exaggerating, it was just a game.

"You are too exaggerated! It's just a game, so excited."

Ye Wei'an looked at the certain rabbit beside him who kept his head down silently.

Originally, Wen Shu was afraid that his reasons would be exposed, but he forgot that he was speaking to Ye Wei'an, who is Ye Wei'an?Ye Wei'an is a person who believes in everything!Even if you say today that you are in a relationship, and then say that you have a baby tomorrow, and you are still a man, he will believe it!

"It turns out... this is liking... but we are all men... different genders, how do we like it..." [Wen Shu's inner joy was immediately squeezed out by sadness]

"Forget it, let me go to play games, what do you like to do."

Wen Shu shook his head and decided to play a game. Although there is an annoying person in the game, no matter what you do in the game, no one will know who you are unless you are human.

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[Qiu Linyu's house]

Qiu Linyu held the phone, looked at the information records on the screen, and smiled silly.

"Brother, what's wrong with you (⊙_⊙), you suddenly got a ghost on your body, and you laughed so horribly."

Qiu Shuzhen went downstairs to have a drink of water and saw her brother sitting on the sofa "hehehe", she was taken aback and couldn't help complaining.

"Ok?"

Qiu Linyu raised his head and looked at his sister with a smile on his face. His expression was as innocent as he could be, or as nympho as nympho, cough, of course, in Qiu Shuzhen's eyes, his elder brother is definitely a ghost!God knows how to use a normal expression to face a person who has been "cured" of facial paralysis for so many years and is still looking at you with "I'm getting hot"!

Qiu Shuzhen's eyes twitched, and she almost took out her phone to post a post#What should I do if a facial paralysis suddenly springs up, wait online! #或# Could facial paralysis be cured suddenly?Wait online! #了…

For some reason, Qiu Shuzhen's mind was suddenly swiped by "The Landlord's Stupid Son". Now her mind is full of these words, so she doesn't have extra space to think about what to say next.

"Forget it, who doesn't have a stupid son..."

As soon as Qiu Shuzhen's mind became hot, she followed this sentence, and the moment she said it, she suddenly woke up.

"Damn it, I said something incredible!What the hell am I talking about!what did i say!It's over! 』[Qiu Shuzhen was sweating about the question of whether she could see the sun tomorrow, God knows the worst joke is her brother!If you make a joke, you will be stared at in minutes! ]

The corners of Qiu Linyu's eyes twitched, and then he stared blankly at Qiu Shuzhen who was looking for a "shield" everywhere.

"Do you want to die or don't you want to live? Is it itchy?"

"No, no, brother, you heard it wrong, you were so handsome just now, you made me look so handsome, so I praised you, that's it! Yes! That's it!"

Qiu Shuzhen finally found a pillow, so she quickly picked it up and covered her face, with the wind blowing from her feet, she ran towards the kitchen and disappeared from Qiu Linyu's sight in an instant. She never ran so fast during the physical fitness test!

Looking at the message records on the phone, Qiu Linyu couldn't help but relate to what Ye Wei'an had shown in front of him.

"So this stupid cat likes me, no wonder... Tsk, I don't know how such a stupid person would chase me? 』[Qiu Linyu touched his beardless chin, imagining the scene of a daze chasing after him, and laughed again]

[A love flower waiting to be watered will evaporate in the sun, so it needs to be cultivated in a different environment...] - "Love Flower"

The author has something to say: [Yo, what a beautiful "misunderstanding"]