You still have to be shameless!

"Googoo..." Lan Xi was pale, her eyes were dazed, and she sat on the toilet weakly.

"Fuck, when I get better, I must, I must..."

"Cuckoo..."

"To kill that profiteer!"

Lan Xi bought a few barrels of instant noodles and ham sausage at the store downstairs yesterday.When I came back, I happily boiled the water, peeled the ham into the noodles, and added the seasoning.

After the boiling water is boiled, soak the noodles and cover the lid, put the remaining boiling water into the foot basin and start soaking your feet.After soaking my feet, I went to bed with instant noodles and turned on the computer, playing and eating noodles at the same time.

Looking at the game page on the computer, Lan Xi shook her head, the life of an otaku is just like this.After a few bites, I immersed myself in the game.

By the time he felt sleepy and wanted to sleep, it was already two o'clock in the morning.Turned off the computer and fell on the bed, but my stomach was growling. "Fuck, what's going on!"

But he had no choice but to get up and go to the toilet to solve it.The problem that I thought would be solved immediately, turned out to have diarrhea and collapse! ! !Finally, holding on to the wall feebly, I found the remaining few barrels of noodles and looked at the date carefully, and immediately yelled, "Fuck your ancestors, sell them even after the expiration date, profiteer!"

After dawn, I hurriedly dressed and went to buy medicine.As soon as I opened the door and walked downstairs, Chrysanthemum frowned, "Damn it!" and quickly turned around and ran upstairs!

After a while, he rushed down the stairs at the same speed as the wind, ran to the pharmacy in the shortest time, bought anti-ejaculation medicine and ate it on the spot.However, when her stomach rang again, there was still a certain distance from the way home, and Lanxi looked at the clerk helplessly. "Little sister, brother wants to have diarrhea, please borrow the toilet!"

"Sorry, we don't have toilets here!"

Lanxi clamped her legs tightly, "Don't be like this, how can you solve it if there is no toilet!"

"Sir, sorry, really not!" Facing

The clerk refused solemnly, and Lan Xi felt a little furious, her stomach rumbling non-stop.

"Please, I can't hold back anymore! Believe it or not, I'll pull the door of your store!" His voice suddenly increased, and he wanted to say it at first, but the cramping in his stomach made him unable to think calmly.

The beautiful clerk gave him a look, "Crazy!"

"You, you, look!" Then he stood at the door of the store and began to untie his belt and pants!People passing by stopped to look at him curiously.The beautiful clerk's expression changed, and she immediately ran over and dragged him away.

Pulling him into the toilet, he rolled his eyes in distaste, "When you're done, remember to wash the toilet with toilet cleaner, hurry up!"

Lanxi couldn't hear what she said at all, and closed the door

He took off his pants and started to poop.The pleasure finally released made Lanxi sit on the toilet in a relaxed manner, with a refreshed look and a good mood!

The stench wafted out of the toilet, and the customers who came to buy medicine frowned, turned and left.When Lanxi came out of the toilet in a relaxed suit, the beautiful shop assistant's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Lanxi picked up the medicine and left without paying attention, and ran home in a hurry because she was afraid of being pulled halfway.As soon as I got to the door, my stomach rang again!He opened the door and ran to the toilet holding his stomach.

"Damn, does this medicine work at all!" After a while, I pulled it several times.So I took two more pills, who knew that instead of stopping the diarrhea, the diarrhea became worse!Chrysanthemum is a pain!Maybe the popping chrysanthemum in the novel is nothing more than that!

At the back, not only the chrysanthemum hurts, but also the buttocks, and I dare not even wipe it after pulling.Lanxi twitched in pain.

Holding the table, I picked up the instructions of the medicine and read carefully, "clearing away heat and dampness, promoting qi and relieving pain, stopping dysentery and stopping diarrhea, used for damp heat in the large intestine, tenesmus or diarrhea after violent injection. Damn it is right, why is it getting worse!"

Picking up the medicine and intending to take two pills, I suddenly saw on the medicine paper that it said "Digestion and stagnation tablets! Damn it, you're a fucking piece of shit!"

The clerk must have retaliated against him and took the opportunity to change his medicine.At first he wanted to go out to buy medicine again, but Lanxi was too tired to go out of the bathroom, and he didn't dare to move because of the pain in his chrysanthemum.Powerless to look up at the sky, he wailed: "Am I going to have diarrhea and die?" The voice from the chrysanthemum answered him: "Googoo, poof..."

Lanxi's final memory stays on the toilet.

When she became conscious again, Lan Xi felt a pain in her heart, very painful, like being stabbed by someone, and she couldn't help but wonder in her heart: Damn, isn't diarrhea painful? Why does my heart hurt!

Trying to open my eyes, I found that the toilet turned into an open grass field, with no buildings around, and yellow dry grass everywhere.In front of him was a handsome man in ancient costume.Did it cross? ? ?No!I just have diarrhea!Do you want to be so unlucky!Suddenly wanting to be even more unlucky, the boss with staring eyes: Did I really have diarrhea and die?

Suddenly remembered that there was a handsome guy in ancient costume, looked up, and saw the man with flying black hair and white clothes stained with blood.His face was as pale as paper, and he looked at him incredulously!Looking over, I found that he was holding a bloody long sword in his hand! ! !

"Fuck, what place is this, who are you! What do you want to do with a sword!"

The man in white's lips trembled, pointed at him with a sword, and slowly uttered two words, "Monster!"

"Fuck, who are you talking about? Don't think that you can swear at others just because you are good-looking. Brother, I am not ugly, okay!" Feeling a little uncomfortable in the posture, he planned to move.

It doesn't matter if you don't move, if you move, you will be startled. When you look down, you finally know why you were called a monster! "Ah, why is there a hole in my chest..." Then she fainted gorgeously...

It was already afternoon when I woke up again, and the first thing I did was to check my chest again.It turned out to be healed! ! ! "Damn it, what kind of body is this!" It's only been a day, if it weren't for the scar on the chest, it wouldn't be obvious that there was a hole at all!

Suddenly an ethereal voice sounded in my mind: "Since you died in a strange way in the previous life, the boss decided to give you another chance. Unfortunately, he died too, so he walked through the back door for you! Cough cough cough, you Enjoy your life! I'm leaving!"

"Fuck, who are you, speak clearly!" Whether it was the echo in his mind or the open grass, no one answered him. "Bah! How unlucky!" Suddenly seeing the Qin next to him, picking it up, suddenly some memories about pharmaceuticals flooded into his mind!Lanxi shook her head, "Is there any mistake? What I touched was a piano, so it's nothing to do with the medicine!!!"

Looking up at the sky, the light of dusk penetrates the clouds, dyeing the pure white clouds into a soft orange.He raised his hand and stared at his clothes, the sleeves were so long that they reached his calves!

I flicked my sleeves and found that there was still the feeling of fluttering clothes in the TV Xianxia drama.The only downside is that it was scratched in many places. It is estimated that there was a fight and was stabbed to death!

The wind penetrated through the bloody hole in the chest of the clothes, and Lanxi shrugged and looked at the endless dry grass, "It's really endless shit, unprecedented shit, forget it, find a place to sleep first!"

Picking up the piano on his back, he chose a random direction, muttering as he walked: The appointment is so remote, is it really just an appointment?

Suddenly, he staggered and fell forward. "Fuck you sister!" I fell like a dog!Turning around, I saw a man lying at my feet, it was the one who scolded him as a monster this morning!

Seeing the coagulated blood on his lips and multiple wounds on his body.It must have been seriously injured, there were only two people, and these two should be making an appointment!

Lanxi rubbed her chin. In ancient times, dating was either the hatred of killing one's wife or family, or the hatred of betraying one's family!And there is the deadly enemy!Just looking at the evildoer I said in the morning, I really can't tell what kind of hatred it is!

But there shouldn't be any deep hatred!Forget it, let's go with you!Pull up the person on the ground and put it on his shoulders, and walk forward.I don't know how long I walked, it was already dark!Finally saw a ruined temple! "I'm going, ancient times are ancient times, and you can find ruined temples everywhere!"

Throwing the person on the ground, "What's wrong with being pretty, what's wrong with being handsome? Just throw it away!" After speaking, he turned around and put down the violin lightly, "Antique! Tsk tsk tsk..."

Then he looked at the people on the ground, curled his lips, went out in the dark to find some dry firewood, and picked some fruits from the tree.Just when I rushed back to the ruined temple, I found a fire pocket on my body and it started to rain!

Light the firewood and build a fire.Surrounded by the fire, Lanxi took out the fruit and ate it. She hadn't eaten for a whole day, but she was starving to death!

The wounded not far away felt the warmth of the fire, and snorted involuntarily.Lanxi thought for a while, did he need rescue? ? ?

So I kept groping for him, didn't this kind of person in the novel have medicine on him?How not! !

After touching himself for a long time, he didn't find a bottle of medicine.

Just when he was about to give up the search, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he stared closely at the lyre.Lanxi walked over and touched the side of the piano.Found a slightly raised dot, and pressed it without hesitation.On the side, a hidden compartment about one foot long and two fingers wide was opened.It's full of medicine!

"I'll go, it's all poisonous!" Lan Xi looked at the bottles one by one, rummaged through half of the box, and found that they were all highly poisonous! "Great tonic, golden sore medicine! This is it!" The last two bottles are finally useful!Tore off his clothes, took some rainwater to wash off his blood, sprinkled the golden sore medicine, and studied with the bottle of big tonic, "Can this be given to him!" After struggling for a while, "Forget it , give him something to eat, anyway, he won’t have diarrhea!”

He opened his mouth and fed him.

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