Panda, let go of that bamboo

Xu Zhuhuang followed Qin Zhen, shuttling through the bustling train station, he followed Qin Zhen closely, for fear of being squeezed away if he didn't pay attention, he wanted to pull the hem of his clothes, but he was too embarrassed to reach out.The crowd of people at the train station scared him a little.

"Oh, why do you have eyes when you walk?" A girl next to her looked down at her mobile phone and came straight to him. Xu Zhuhuang just stared at Qin Zhen in front of him, and when he found out, he couldn't avoid it. People bumped into each other.

As soon as Xu Zhuhuang raised his head, his face turned red instantly. It was the first time he saw a human girl up close. She was still dressed so revealingly, her shoulders were exposed, as the book said... By the way, do not treat evil!It's a good thing that I didn't touch her just now, but I want to grab her and get married after a skin-to-skin blind date.

The girl seemed to be in a bad mood, full of anger, and was about to curse when she opened her mouth, but when she looked up, the guy on the opposite side was really energetic. He must be 1 meters tall, and his waist was straight, and he could feel it through his clothes. The stretched muscles down below were dressed in rustic clothes, blushing with drooping brows, and his mouth opened a few times, vaguely sounding like "I'm sorry".

Cut~ Poor hillbilly, blinded by this face.

Xu Zhuhuang stood there and was still waiting for the other party to say "it's okay." Unexpectedly, the girl rolled her eyes and left without looking back.

Xu Zhuhuang wondered why it was different from what was written in the book, didn't "I'm sorry" correspond to "it's okay"?I said "I'm sorry" and the other party didn't respond. Could it be that the application scene is wrong?So what should I say...

I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I wanted to flip through the "Guide to Human Society Survival - Elementary Chapter" in my bag. As soon as I opened the zipper, I remembered what my ancestors told me. Otherwise, I will be arrested and locked up, and I will be fined a lot of money. I will have to sell half of the bamboo on the mountain to redeem me.

Thinking of this, he carefully pulled back the zipper, looked up and looked around, as if no humans had noticed.

"Xiao Xu, just hang around there, hurry up, the ticket will be checked soon." Qin Zhen took the ticket and turned around, and found that Xu Zhuhuang was gone, so he hurried back to look for it. Fortunately, Xu Zhuhuang was tall, In the train station of this small southern city, it stands out from the crowd.

"Oh, second brother, here we come."

Qin Zhen scolded him again, gave him the ticket and the ID card that had been obtained through the "shemale office", and told him how to get into the station later.

Xu Zhuhuang and his family lived in the mountains all the time, so there was no news about it. It was only after Qin Zhen came that he realized that all goblins after the founding of the People's Republic of China need to register, and there is a "shemale office" to manage them.

The full name of "Shemale Office" is "Human Society Fairy Management Office", which helps fairies and human beings in other forms to coexist peacefully in society, seek development and seek the future. ——The first volume of Chapter 1, Section 1.1.1 of the "Fairy Management Regulations", which stipulates the definition of the goblin management organization in human society.

The Shemale Office has been established for more than 30 years, the number of branch offices is not large, and the staff is in a state of shortage all year round, and the quality is also uneven. The office in Fuqing has only one clerk, and he is a Brazilian tortoise with a history of more than [-] years. I don’t know. Why did he work slowly and lazy in China, who came across the ocean? According to his efficiency, it is estimated that Xu Zhuhuang's ID card may not be able to handle the next World Cup. In the end, Qin Zhen was unlucky and gave him half of the spirit Shi added a plug, and finally got the formalities done before the end of the holiday.

Xu Zhuhuang didn't talk back after being taught the lesson, but nodded obediently and listened.

Qin Zhen is a 500-year-old hazelnut tree. The family is naturally cold-resistant and wet-loving. He has lived in the Changbai Mountains in the northeast for a long time. Somehow, he has a wonderful cousin who settled down in Fujian. Behind the house is Shizhu Mountain, and the long bamboos all over the mountains He became a neighbor, and he planned to go abroad for a vacation this time, but he was summoned to Fujian by a phone call from Grandpa Biao. After asking, he found out that he was asked to bring the neighbor's little bamboo spirit to the capital to find a job. It needs to be formalized.

It's not that he said that this kind of plant with unattractive flowers and unpalatable fruit has no special skills, so what kind of work can it find.His grandfather is really old and confused, but if this kind of senior and unreasonable elder doesn't follow his mind, he can really call his grandfather and scold him for three days and three nights.

After worrying for two days, it was his own brother Qin Mu who finally approached the leader of the animal and plant garden and said to bring people here first, and then go to see where there is a lack of people, and that was the solution.

No matter how unwilling Qin Zhen was, he finally took Xu Zhuhuang back to Beijing, but fortunately Xu Zhuhuang was obedient, although he had only been a prodigy for more than [-] years, he was not like other young demons who just became prostitutes. bluffing.

After checking the tickets and entering the station, the two got on the train and sat down. Xu Zhuhuang remembered his ancestor's instructions not to cause trouble for Qin Zhen, so he took the initiative to sit inside.When Qin Zhen put away his luggage, he saw his 1-meter-long man pitifully nestled in a corner, his two long legs curled up in front of him, but his back was still very straight.

Qin Zhen smashed his mouth, and finally said nothing. He sat on the outside, and he was 5 centimeters shorter than Xu Zhuhuang, and he was also 1 meters tall. He must feel aggrieved sitting inside.

"Peanuts, melon seeds, mineral water, instant rice and instant noodles." The conductor pushed the dining car past. Qin Zhen asked for a bucket of braised beef noodles and a bag of pistachios, and asked Xu Zhuhuang what he wanted to eat.

After hearing the price, Xu Zhuhuang grinned inwardly. Why is it so expensive? Someone came to the mountains to collect bamboo shoots in spring, and they only paid 5 yuan for a big basket. This small bucket of instant noodles cost 15 yuan. It takes three big baskets to exchange for it. , You are a monster.

He shook his head, indicating that he was not hungry, and Qin Zhen didn't force him, and bought him a bottle of mineral water.

Xu Zhuhuang took it and thanked him earnestly.

Before going out, the little sparrow in the mountains tried to persuade him that the people in the city were too powerful, and looked down on country people like him. When he arrived in the city, he would definitely not have enough clothes to eat, and he might be sold to a black coal mine to work as a miner. I was exhausted and never came back.A person like Qin Zhen from a big city, with eyes on the top of his head, wearing brand-name goods, and using the latest model of mobile phone, who can’t afford to sell the whole mountain of bamboo shoots, must look down on him and leave Under Grandpa Qin's eyes, ninety-nine out of ten would abuse him and not treat him well.

Although the ancestor told him later that the little sparrow was envious of his success in transformation and that he could go to live in a big city to frighten him like this.

But after all, he is a little bamboo about two hundred years old, and he was still a little apprehensive when he traveled far away from home for the first time.

He just wants to lift the bottle in his hand to the little sparrow's mung bean-sized eyes. Look, this is the water that Qin Zhen bought for me. Although he doesn't say anything, he still likes me in his heart. The ancestor said, Gifts are given to people who like me. He must like me so he gave me a bottle of water. He is a good person.

Qin Zhen didn't know that he had received a good person card from the little Zhuzijing next to him. He fiddled with his mobile phone, took a photo of the pistachio in his hand, sent it to the family group, and even @一下七表younger brother.

Qin Zhen: Oh my god, brother, why did you get fired? 【Photo】

My nickname is Pistachio: Young man, you have successfully aroused my anger.

Qin Zhen: la la la la la

My nickname is Pistachio: there is still time to beg for mercy.

Below is a photo, in which one hand is carrying a bag, the other hand is about to knock on the door, the nameplate on the closed door reads [Tan Zhuo]

Qin Zhen wailed in his heart: Your Majesty is merciful, I have worked so hard to save for half a year, and I am going to give it to Bai Ling on Qixi Festival [Begging For Mercy]

Seeing his expression, Xu Zhuhuang was happy and anxious for a while, and couldn't figure out his temper for a while, so he didn't dare to talk to him rashly. Fortunately, he was not talkative, so he took out a book from his bag to read.

There are two books in his bag, one is "Guide to Survival of Human Society - Elementary" issued after registration at the Shemale Office, one-third of the book is about basic life knowledge, and the other two-thirds is about human society survival. Management regulations, the last two pages printed several emergency measures.

The other book was "The Great Secret of Human Society" given to him by his ancestors. It was published in 73, and it was older than he was when he became a spirit. Back then, the Shemale Office had not yet been established, and there was not much communication between goblins and human society, and the news was extremely closed. He is a far-sighted demon. He thinks that human beings are developing too fast. In the future, children will have to go out of the mountains to find a way out, but they are worried about releasing the children who know nothing, so they have to go back and forth a lot. Talent changed this book to let the children learn about human beings before they leave home.

This book is said to have cost a piece of bamboo essence back then. Bamboo essence is not made from bamboo like him. Bamboo essence usually grows in the depths of the bamboo forest. It is the crystallization born of the entire bamboo forest absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It can be used to cultivate magic weapons , Alchemy into medicine, unfortunately, their bamboo forest doesn't have much aura, and only one or two pieces are born every ten years, so how precious this book is.

Before he left the house, the ancestor found out this book and put it in his bag.

Xu Zhuhuang knew the value of this book: "Old Ancestor, you gave me the book, what about the younger siblings?"

Old Zhuzi smiled and waved his hands: "Hey, I've read this book hundreds of times, and I can tell it to them with my eyes closed, but how long have you been incarnate, have you listened to it twenty times? In case you forget There is nowhere to look it up... Listen to me, you take it with you, and when you go out to gain knowledge and have a good book, you can bring it back..." Thinking of the price of this book, he shook his head again, "Forget it, You can earn a little money when you just go out, just take care of yourself, don’t always worry about your family, we have food and drink, so we don’t have to worry about it.”

After finishing speaking, she dragged him to give instructions for half a night before reluctantly sending him and Qin Zhen away.

Qin Zhen sent a WeChat message, and the result was that he signed several unequal treaties. Now he is honest, eating a pistachio and turning his head, saw Xu Zhuhuang turned out the old book again, and carefully put it on the cover. caress.

He smiled: "You were homesick just after you left the house?"

Xu Zhuhuang nodded embarrassedly.

Qin Zhen: "Work hard when you get to the city, maybe next year..." He thought for a while and said he should not put too much pressure on this little goblin who knows nothing, and changed his mind, "The next year, yes, almost... you work hard After working for two years, you will be able to bring your family members to the city to play for a few days, and gain a lot of experience." "By the way, is that your grandfather or great-grandfather?"

Xu Zhuhuang thought for a while: "I don't know, anyway, the ancestors in our forest are the oldest." Their bamboos usually grow in three to five years, and three generations live together in ten years. The ancestors lived for thousands of years. How many generations have passed, it is impossible to calculate with his current mathematics level.

Qin Zhen didn't really want to tell the seniority between the two of them. He took the book and flipped through a page: "When you left, you two were talking about this in silence. What kind of treasure is so rare... Top ten car rankings: Hongqi, Jiefang... Ten commonly used letter greetings... Four great inventions of the new era: food stamps, sewing machines..." He flipped and complained, "What the hell, new Aren’t the four great inventions high-speed rail, Alipay, online shopping and shared bicycles?”

Xu Zhuhuang listened to the words popping out of his mouth like listening to a book from heaven, and now he almost understood in his heart that the society outside was different from what was said in the book, just like he was at the train station just now.

He told Qin Zhen what happened just now, then turned out the survival guide, pointed to a paragraph above and asked, "Second brother, shouldn't I say sorry for the situation just now?"

Qin Zhen thought for a while: "As you said just now, you two collided with each other, and both of you are responsible. In fact, everyone says the same, but you are a man, so it is right to be modest."

Xu Zhuhuang continued: "Then I said I'm sorry, does it matter if she should answer me?"

Qin Zhen nodded subconsciously: "Yes."

Xu Zhuhuang continued: "But she left without saying anything."

Qin Zhen was at a loss for words for a while, and didn't know how to make this little bamboo spirit understand that human beings are not always so "five lectures and four beauties".

He held back for a while: "She's rude..."

Xu Zhuhuang nodded, and agreed with this statement: "It's fine if I'm not wrong, so what should I do next time I meet such an impolite person?"

Qin Zhen: "..."

Qin Zhen closed the book and quickly put it back into his schoolbag: "There are not enough materials here in Fuqing, only this kind of beginner's book. When you get to the imperial capital, get the intermediate and advanced books, and then you will understand." After he finished speaking, he felt guilty for a while. When this set of guides was published, he had been an expert for decades, and he hadn't read a single word. He didn't know if it would be written in it... But luckily, he coaxed this inexperienced little elf Still enough.

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