primary school principal
Chapter 26 Salted Pig Knuckles
The next morning, Lu Yuzhou was awakened by a dream.
In the dream, he was holding a jade beauty, and the rogue's hands were lingering on her slender waist.The jade statue was crystal clear and delicate, and he couldn't touch it enough. The only flaw was a blemish on the waist. While touching it, he worried, wondering where to hire a good master to fix it.
However, touching and touching, the jade statue actually came alive, and the thin waist gradually softened in his hands, just like human skin.In his surprise, the jade statue suddenly turned around to face him, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a female grimace with a green face and fangs!
Lu Yuzhou was so frightened that his three souls and seven souls all left his body, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling, and didn't return to his senses for a long time.
"Yu Zhou, are you awake—hey, you're not in the master bedroom, where are you?"
Suddenly, Wang Yu's voice came from the living room, which might be the sequelae of a nightmare. Lu Yuzhou sat up in shock, panting slightly, still in shock.
"Hey, senior, is your waist feeling muddy?"
Lu Yuzhou: "!!!"
He turned his head like a ghost, and looked at his hand and what he was holding...he thought it was a bed sheet but it was the other party's T-shirt.
"..."
Did he sleep in Wu Ye's room?
Why can't he remember...
Last night Lu Yuzhou played tricks on his heart, and ran to Wu Ye's room in the middle of the night to share ghost movies with others, but the ghost movies were so boring that he fell asleep to himself.
Just go to sleep, still pillow on Wu Ye's lap, muttering in front of his mouth: "I didn't give you a bath for nothing, I'm exhausted."
Wu Ye finished watching the boring ghost movie by himself, and this guy hasn't woken up yet, curled up on his lap like a kitten, with a small mouth like a little goldfish, not knowing what he's dreaming about.Not having the heart to wake him up, he pulled out his unconscious leg, replaced it with a pillow, and just let him sleep horizontally in the middle of the bed.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yuzhou not only occupied other people's bed, but also occupied other people's waists. His hands were not idle all night, he touched and scratched, and his T-shirt was wrinkled.
Wu also found his mobile phone and clicked on the red marks on his waist, "I have to leave evidence, so that you don't have to pull up your pants and renege."
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
The sound of Wang Yu's footsteps approached, and Lu Yuzhou remembered that his grandma had arrived. He jumped out of bed, like a caught prostitute, looking for clothes and shoes under the bed all over the world, but he couldn't find any...
Alright!
The bedroom door was unlocked, and Wang Yu asked, "Are you in, did grandma come in?"
"No, no, no, grandma, I don't have any clothes on—no, my clothes are in the dryer, can you help me take them?"
Lu Yuzhou was still wearing a bathrobe last night after taking a shower. It was fine at first, he slept naked at home, but right now he was acting guilty for no reason, as if he had done something that adults should not know.When Wang Yu opened the door, he was sweating profusely, afraid that she would poke her head in and see him and Wu Ye... Bah!He and Wu also have nothing!
"Oh, how many times have I told you not to throw your clothes in the dryer..." Wang Yu walked away muttering.
Lu Yuzhou squatted on the bed and wiped his sweat with the sleeve of his bathrobe.
Wu also sat on the bed and laughed.
"You're laughing!" Lu Yuzhou glared at him, "Get up, how can you still sit still, my grandma will come in later."
"I didn't do anything shameful." Wu Ye supported his face with his hands, and glanced at the place where he was in an indescribable state, "But you, senior... are you sure you want grandma to come in?"
Lu Yuzhou lowered his head to look at his head with a "buzz".
Fuck, how embarrassing.
Although this is an embarrassment that every boy will have.
But everyone sleeps on the same bed, and if others don't have it and you have it, it's just embarrassing.
Not only do they not have it but you have it, and you still have it because you touched their waist.
"I'm going to the bathroom...to brush my teeth." Lu Yuzhou stood up as if nothing had happened, and slipped into the bathroom with a cooked egg face.
Wu also raised his head, propping his hands on the bed and laughing.
Alas, God knows how many times he brushed his teeth last night.
"The clothes are put on the chair outside. Come out and have breakfast when you're done, Yu Zhou." Wang Yu said outside the bedroom.
"Hi, grandma." Wu Ye opened the door and went out, startling Wang Yu, "You, you are—oh, you are Yu Zhou's classmate, you..."
Wang Yu glanced at the bedroom, and his heart skipped a few times.
"Well, I have nowhere to go. The senior took me in." Wu Ye scratched his head and smiled at Wang Yu, "I fell asleep watching the movie too late yesterday."
"Oh, are you here for a tour?" Wang Yu didn't know whether to believe it or not, and didn't continue to discuss the matter of them sleeping in the same room.
"No, grandma." After brushing his teeth, Lu Yuzhou calmed down and came out wearing a bathrobe, with a frank face, "He is Wu Ye, my junior, and I only found out that his relatives live in our building after the holiday. Go up, but if the upstairs doesn’t take him in, he won’t have a place to go.”
The upstairs successfully diverted Wang Yu's attention. The couple upstairs came downstairs this afternoon to ask for some rings. It must be that Lu Yuzhou hid their rings. Wang Yu firmly said that it was impossible, because they had a quarrel in the end.
Just as the couple upstairs were so virtuous, they successfully labeled classmate Wu Ye as "little poor" on his forehead, and when he heard that he was kicked out of the house upstairs, Wang Yu felt very distressed and pulled Wu Ye's hands booed coldly and warmly.
"Oh, it's not easy to listen to these children. They are your uncles and aunts?"
"En." Wu also nodded.
Lu Yuzhou scrambled to answer for the others: "I'm tired of it. Let me tell you that kicking Wu Ye out doesn't count. He also snatched the ring that his grandmother left him, and even expected him to transfer their little kid to another school."
"Really!" Wang Yu was so angry that he kept nagging, "How can there be such a person!"
"That's it!" Lu Yuzhou cooperated with the righteous indignation, and praised himself in his heart for his cleverness-won't the embarrassment disappear? "If they ask you for the ring, don't bother with them. If you dare to harass, call the police, and if you don't, let it go!"
Wu also gritted his teeth and held back a smile.
"You're laughing, be serious!" After Wang Yu's heartache was over, Wu Ye went to the kitchen to serve breakfast, and Lu Yuzhou gave him an elbow, "It's for you, a poor little person, just watch, grandma will take you in today .”
"Xiaoye," Wang Yu put the fritters and side dishes he bought on the table, "I'll go home with me today. There is nothing in this house. Do you two live here and drink northwest wind? Go home and grandma will cook you a big meal." ——Eat first, I don’t know you two, and then go downstairs to buy some buns.”
"Don't be too busy, grandma—" Wang Yu went out before Wu Ye finished speaking, he sighed, "Did I cause trouble for you?"
"It's okay." Lu Yuzhou split the fried dough sticks in half, "Without you, I will release the dog sooner or later."
Wu also laughed for a long time.
"Thank you." After a while, he said.
There are only two bedrooms in Yu's house, and the two of them have to share a bed at night, or a small bed. With what happened this morning, it is quite embarrassing to talk about.
After returning home, Wang Yu described to Yu Jianguo how pitiful Wu Ye was, how fucked up the upstairs was, and how he would be homeless if our family didn’t take him in. Actively encourage Lu Yuzhou to help the helpless juniors.
"Yu Zhou, you are his senior, you usually take care of others more, how can you always let them invite you to dinner? If your pocket money is not enough for grandpa!"
"What? Xiaoya hasn't played 740 yet, so how can I do it? Oh, it's really hard to pass the C note at your piano level. It's not enough to just pass the exam. If the basic skills are unstable, you will definitely not be able to keep up...then what , Let your senior teach you, he can't do anything else, he can still play the piano."
"My wife, hurry up and make dinner for them to eat, and I still have to practice the piano!"
There is nothing embarrassing about letting Yu Jianguo flaunt it like this. Senior Lu took in the poor junior and devoted himself to helping him improve his piano skills. He is so positive!
"Thank you for your hard work, senior." Said the little poor student.
After closing the door, Lu Yuzhou asked in a low voice: "You really haven't finished playing 740? It's almost finished. Let me tell you that my grandpa is most keen on helping underachievers learn and improve. Believe it or not, he will call you every day to ask about your piano progress." No progress?"
"Really not." Wu also said, "I only practiced seven or eight, it's still a quick one, and I only ate one for two or three days before the exam."
Lu Yuzhou looked at him for two seconds, not knowing what to say.If it was Sun Zhi, he would scold him so much that he doubted his life. If it was the original Wu Ye, he would not give him a good face, but after knowing Wu Ye's life experience, he could not swear a word. .
How can a person who raises a large family and goes to school by himself have the conditions to practice piano? Wu is already very good.
"You play one of your best songs and I'll listen to it." Lu Yuzhou let him sit down in front of the piano, turned on the piano that he hadn't played for a long time, and asked him to play after trying the notes.
Wu also played the fifth piece of 740. This piece is relatively simple, but he can actually play it well.Lu Yuzhou listened to and observed his technique. His fingers belonged to the slender and slender category—for some reason, when he thought of the word slender, his thoughts turned to his waist.
Well, the evil god retreats, the evil god retreats...
Well, his hand...well, what's with his hand?
Oh slender.
uncle!There is no end!
"Senior?" Wu Ye turned his head, and Lu Yuzhou leaned on the piano with one arm in a daze, and his eyes were on... um, the keys... or the keys?
"Your fingers are unstable." Discussing majors can make Lu Yuzhou return to the state of a serious senior in seconds - no, he is very serious! "740 is mainly basic exercises, and the meaning of the works is not that high. If you don't have time, you can choose a few exercises that you need, but you have to make sure that you get to the point."
"Oh." Wu also accepted the teaching humbly, "Can I practice 12, I feel that my left hand is not good enough."
"The 12 pieces are fine, but you have to practice alone on how to hold your fingers firmly. Once your basic skills are solid, you won't have to worry about the next pieces." Lu Yuzhou stood beside him and demonstrated to him with his hands on the keys, "Chopin's five fingers, Lift each finger independently and practice like this, play each finger ten times, pay attention to keep other fingers on the keys and not move..."
Wu also looked at his hands in a daze. It was the first time for him to watch him play the piano at such a close distance. The shock from the master only needs a simple five-finger exercise to deeply understand-the master's fingers are too stable, and the master's fingers are too stable. The four fingers are simply inhuman. The mole between the four fingers of the big brother's right hand is charming when he plays the piano. He wants to grab the big brother's hand...
Then, he dared to grab it.
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
The author has something to say: Serious Senior Lu: Uh huh!Student Wu, do you want to be a god?
Serious Wu Xuedi: To be honest, I covet your... hand.
Lu Xuechang, who pretended to be an egg: Me, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Thank you so much for the nutrient solution! ! !
In the dream, he was holding a jade beauty, and the rogue's hands were lingering on her slender waist.The jade statue was crystal clear and delicate, and he couldn't touch it enough. The only flaw was a blemish on the waist. While touching it, he worried, wondering where to hire a good master to fix it.
However, touching and touching, the jade statue actually came alive, and the thin waist gradually softened in his hands, just like human skin.In his surprise, the jade statue suddenly turned around to face him, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a female grimace with a green face and fangs!
Lu Yuzhou was so frightened that his three souls and seven souls all left his body, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling, and didn't return to his senses for a long time.
"Yu Zhou, are you awake—hey, you're not in the master bedroom, where are you?"
Suddenly, Wang Yu's voice came from the living room, which might be the sequelae of a nightmare. Lu Yuzhou sat up in shock, panting slightly, still in shock.
"Hey, senior, is your waist feeling muddy?"
Lu Yuzhou: "!!!"
He turned his head like a ghost, and looked at his hand and what he was holding...he thought it was a bed sheet but it was the other party's T-shirt.
"..."
Did he sleep in Wu Ye's room?
Why can't he remember...
Last night Lu Yuzhou played tricks on his heart, and ran to Wu Ye's room in the middle of the night to share ghost movies with others, but the ghost movies were so boring that he fell asleep to himself.
Just go to sleep, still pillow on Wu Ye's lap, muttering in front of his mouth: "I didn't give you a bath for nothing, I'm exhausted."
Wu Ye finished watching the boring ghost movie by himself, and this guy hasn't woken up yet, curled up on his lap like a kitten, with a small mouth like a little goldfish, not knowing what he's dreaming about.Not having the heart to wake him up, he pulled out his unconscious leg, replaced it with a pillow, and just let him sleep horizontally in the middle of the bed.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yuzhou not only occupied other people's bed, but also occupied other people's waists. His hands were not idle all night, he touched and scratched, and his T-shirt was wrinkled.
Wu also found his mobile phone and clicked on the red marks on his waist, "I have to leave evidence, so that you don't have to pull up your pants and renege."
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
The sound of Wang Yu's footsteps approached, and Lu Yuzhou remembered that his grandma had arrived. He jumped out of bed, like a caught prostitute, looking for clothes and shoes under the bed all over the world, but he couldn't find any...
Alright!
The bedroom door was unlocked, and Wang Yu asked, "Are you in, did grandma come in?"
"No, no, no, grandma, I don't have any clothes on—no, my clothes are in the dryer, can you help me take them?"
Lu Yuzhou was still wearing a bathrobe last night after taking a shower. It was fine at first, he slept naked at home, but right now he was acting guilty for no reason, as if he had done something that adults should not know.When Wang Yu opened the door, he was sweating profusely, afraid that she would poke her head in and see him and Wu Ye... Bah!He and Wu also have nothing!
"Oh, how many times have I told you not to throw your clothes in the dryer..." Wang Yu walked away muttering.
Lu Yuzhou squatted on the bed and wiped his sweat with the sleeve of his bathrobe.
Wu also sat on the bed and laughed.
"You're laughing!" Lu Yuzhou glared at him, "Get up, how can you still sit still, my grandma will come in later."
"I didn't do anything shameful." Wu Ye supported his face with his hands, and glanced at the place where he was in an indescribable state, "But you, senior... are you sure you want grandma to come in?"
Lu Yuzhou lowered his head to look at his head with a "buzz".
Fuck, how embarrassing.
Although this is an embarrassment that every boy will have.
But everyone sleeps on the same bed, and if others don't have it and you have it, it's just embarrassing.
Not only do they not have it but you have it, and you still have it because you touched their waist.
"I'm going to the bathroom...to brush my teeth." Lu Yuzhou stood up as if nothing had happened, and slipped into the bathroom with a cooked egg face.
Wu also raised his head, propping his hands on the bed and laughing.
Alas, God knows how many times he brushed his teeth last night.
"The clothes are put on the chair outside. Come out and have breakfast when you're done, Yu Zhou." Wang Yu said outside the bedroom.
"Hi, grandma." Wu Ye opened the door and went out, startling Wang Yu, "You, you are—oh, you are Yu Zhou's classmate, you..."
Wang Yu glanced at the bedroom, and his heart skipped a few times.
"Well, I have nowhere to go. The senior took me in." Wu Ye scratched his head and smiled at Wang Yu, "I fell asleep watching the movie too late yesterday."
"Oh, are you here for a tour?" Wang Yu didn't know whether to believe it or not, and didn't continue to discuss the matter of them sleeping in the same room.
"No, grandma." After brushing his teeth, Lu Yuzhou calmed down and came out wearing a bathrobe, with a frank face, "He is Wu Ye, my junior, and I only found out that his relatives live in our building after the holiday. Go up, but if the upstairs doesn’t take him in, he won’t have a place to go.”
The upstairs successfully diverted Wang Yu's attention. The couple upstairs came downstairs this afternoon to ask for some rings. It must be that Lu Yuzhou hid their rings. Wang Yu firmly said that it was impossible, because they had a quarrel in the end.
Just as the couple upstairs were so virtuous, they successfully labeled classmate Wu Ye as "little poor" on his forehead, and when he heard that he was kicked out of the house upstairs, Wang Yu felt very distressed and pulled Wu Ye's hands booed coldly and warmly.
"Oh, it's not easy to listen to these children. They are your uncles and aunts?"
"En." Wu also nodded.
Lu Yuzhou scrambled to answer for the others: "I'm tired of it. Let me tell you that kicking Wu Ye out doesn't count. He also snatched the ring that his grandmother left him, and even expected him to transfer their little kid to another school."
"Really!" Wang Yu was so angry that he kept nagging, "How can there be such a person!"
"That's it!" Lu Yuzhou cooperated with the righteous indignation, and praised himself in his heart for his cleverness-won't the embarrassment disappear? "If they ask you for the ring, don't bother with them. If you dare to harass, call the police, and if you don't, let it go!"
Wu also gritted his teeth and held back a smile.
"You're laughing, be serious!" After Wang Yu's heartache was over, Wu Ye went to the kitchen to serve breakfast, and Lu Yuzhou gave him an elbow, "It's for you, a poor little person, just watch, grandma will take you in today .”
"Xiaoye," Wang Yu put the fritters and side dishes he bought on the table, "I'll go home with me today. There is nothing in this house. Do you two live here and drink northwest wind? Go home and grandma will cook you a big meal." ——Eat first, I don’t know you two, and then go downstairs to buy some buns.”
"Don't be too busy, grandma—" Wang Yu went out before Wu Ye finished speaking, he sighed, "Did I cause trouble for you?"
"It's okay." Lu Yuzhou split the fried dough sticks in half, "Without you, I will release the dog sooner or later."
Wu also laughed for a long time.
"Thank you." After a while, he said.
There are only two bedrooms in Yu's house, and the two of them have to share a bed at night, or a small bed. With what happened this morning, it is quite embarrassing to talk about.
After returning home, Wang Yu described to Yu Jianguo how pitiful Wu Ye was, how fucked up the upstairs was, and how he would be homeless if our family didn’t take him in. Actively encourage Lu Yuzhou to help the helpless juniors.
"Yu Zhou, you are his senior, you usually take care of others more, how can you always let them invite you to dinner? If your pocket money is not enough for grandpa!"
"What? Xiaoya hasn't played 740 yet, so how can I do it? Oh, it's really hard to pass the C note at your piano level. It's not enough to just pass the exam. If the basic skills are unstable, you will definitely not be able to keep up...then what , Let your senior teach you, he can't do anything else, he can still play the piano."
"My wife, hurry up and make dinner for them to eat, and I still have to practice the piano!"
There is nothing embarrassing about letting Yu Jianguo flaunt it like this. Senior Lu took in the poor junior and devoted himself to helping him improve his piano skills. He is so positive!
"Thank you for your hard work, senior." Said the little poor student.
After closing the door, Lu Yuzhou asked in a low voice: "You really haven't finished playing 740? It's almost finished. Let me tell you that my grandpa is most keen on helping underachievers learn and improve. Believe it or not, he will call you every day to ask about your piano progress." No progress?"
"Really not." Wu also said, "I only practiced seven or eight, it's still a quick one, and I only ate one for two or three days before the exam."
Lu Yuzhou looked at him for two seconds, not knowing what to say.If it was Sun Zhi, he would scold him so much that he doubted his life. If it was the original Wu Ye, he would not give him a good face, but after knowing Wu Ye's life experience, he could not swear a word. .
How can a person who raises a large family and goes to school by himself have the conditions to practice piano? Wu is already very good.
"You play one of your best songs and I'll listen to it." Lu Yuzhou let him sit down in front of the piano, turned on the piano that he hadn't played for a long time, and asked him to play after trying the notes.
Wu also played the fifth piece of 740. This piece is relatively simple, but he can actually play it well.Lu Yuzhou listened to and observed his technique. His fingers belonged to the slender and slender category—for some reason, when he thought of the word slender, his thoughts turned to his waist.
Well, the evil god retreats, the evil god retreats...
Well, his hand...well, what's with his hand?
Oh slender.
uncle!There is no end!
"Senior?" Wu Ye turned his head, and Lu Yuzhou leaned on the piano with one arm in a daze, and his eyes were on... um, the keys... or the keys?
"Your fingers are unstable." Discussing majors can make Lu Yuzhou return to the state of a serious senior in seconds - no, he is very serious! "740 is mainly basic exercises, and the meaning of the works is not that high. If you don't have time, you can choose a few exercises that you need, but you have to make sure that you get to the point."
"Oh." Wu also accepted the teaching humbly, "Can I practice 12, I feel that my left hand is not good enough."
"The 12 pieces are fine, but you have to practice alone on how to hold your fingers firmly. Once your basic skills are solid, you won't have to worry about the next pieces." Lu Yuzhou stood beside him and demonstrated to him with his hands on the keys, "Chopin's five fingers, Lift each finger independently and practice like this, play each finger ten times, pay attention to keep other fingers on the keys and not move..."
Wu also looked at his hands in a daze. It was the first time for him to watch him play the piano at such a close distance. The shock from the master only needs a simple five-finger exercise to deeply understand-the master's fingers are too stable, and the master's fingers are too stable. The four fingers are simply inhuman. The mole between the four fingers of the big brother's right hand is charming when he plays the piano. He wants to grab the big brother's hand...
Then, he dared to grab it.
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
The author has something to say: Serious Senior Lu: Uh huh!Student Wu, do you want to be a god?
Serious Wu Xuedi: To be honest, I covet your... hand.
Lu Xuechang, who pretended to be an egg: Me, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Thank you so much for the nutrient solution! ! !
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