primary school principal

What kind of happy day is today?

Haven't heard of it.

How could this be a surprise trifecta?

Lu Yuzhou wondered, "It's not a year or a festival or a birthday, why are you spending so much money?"

"It's not expensive. They said they asked for it from the boss. If you can't finish eating, you can order it for you--you stretch out your hand." Wu Ye held his left hand under the table, and he didn't know what was hidden inside.

"It won't be a shock this time." Lu Yuzhou held out his hand hesitantly, fearing that he might be holding a bug in his hand.

As soon as the palm of his right hand became hot, the other party's hand was slowly released from his palm, and a small object landed on the palm of his hand. It didn't move, so it shouldn't be a bug.

"I'm just doing it for fun." Wu Ye said, "Seeing that their handicrafts are very fun, I was curious and tried it."

When his hand was removed, Lu Yuzhou looked down. It was a handmade candy, yellow and white, very cute, but the shape of the candy...

"turtle?"

Yellow body, green head—although he doesn't know why the tortoise's head is green, but the tortoise's shell is drawn quite similarly, but the black vertical and horizontal lines are a bit horrible, crooked and smudged, anyway, it's stupid of.

"What kind of eyes do you have?" Wu also took the "turtle" back and looked at it for a long time, "How does this look like a turtle?"

"It's not like this, you tell me." Lu Yuzhou pointed at the sugar, and analyzed it according to its parts, "This is a turtle shell, this is a turtle... head, except it doesn't have four legs, student Wu, come and refute that this is not a turtle. "

"You say that..." Wu also looked at him seriously, "I may not be able to refute it, but it is indeed a pineapple."

"puff--!"

Lu Yuzhou sprayed it unexpectedly.

This sound shocked everyone, the classroom seemed to have been pressed the silence button, there was no sound for a moment, and the heads of the students in the front row turned around as if responding to gravity.

The two people in the secret service joint were exposed without warning. One raised his head from behind his left arm, the other raised his head from behind his right arm, each with a lollipop in his mouth, with a dull expression on his face.

Click!

I don't know who was quick, took a photo, and before turning off the mute, the teacher looked at the classmate solemnly.

"Yes, I'm sorry teacher." It was a girl, she shrank her neck and raised her hand, "My hand slipped."

"You poked the ice with your hand, didn't you split the fork?"

The girl whispered: "No, I didn't chop."

The students laughed softly.

"Student Wu Ye." The teacher looked at Wu Ye again.

"Hey, hello teacher." Wu also stood up and took out the lollipop in his mouth.

"You are from this class, what are you doing in the back row?"

"It's convenient to discuss with the seniors." Wu Ye didn't change his face, boasting that he didn't write drafts.

The teacher smiled, "Your senior has only a few classes in total, so I can't help you. Why don't you come up and discuss with me." He made a gesture of invitation, "Come on, classmate Wu."

"Oh." Wu also nodded and went to the podium.

Lu Yuzhou felt that Wu was going to die too. This teacher had a problem with catching students who didn't pay attention to the class to give lectures. If anyone let him catch him once, he would be lucky in this semester's exam.

Sure enough, the teacher asked Wu Ye to repeat what he had just said.

Music analysis is not a class for freshmen. Lu Yuzhou suspected that Wu was just here to join in the fun, and he didn't listen to it at all just now. His fame will be ruined in the next life.

Out of the desire to watch the fun without thinking it was a big deal, Lu Yuzhou took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video recording, and decided to record the scene of the car crash of the second-place classmate.

However, after less than 2 minutes of recording, he was dumbfounded. While looking up at the eloquent mouth of classmate Wu, he looked down at his notes to make sure that he did not miss a single point of knowledge, and that he was speaking silently throughout the whole process. Lu Yuzhou cursed sincerely in his heart: Livestock!

Before nightfall, the video of this animal spread all over the school. Lu Yuzhou swiped his mobile phone in the dormitory, no matter which group he clicked on, he scolded Wu for not being human.

Of course, he didn't record the video. He gave up after recording for only 2 minutes.

"Fuck, is this a fucking human?" Sun Zhi was dumbfounded, "This is an automatic textbook reading machine!"

Lu Yuzhou sighed that his reputation was unmatched. He felt that his theory class was not bad, but compared with this reading machine, it was scum.

"This is really amazing." Qi Zhinan said, "I have listened to this class several times, but I basically don't understand it.

That is, even the teacher was convinced, and took the lead to applaud Wu.

"It's the first time I think someone is so handsome in study." Lu Yuzhou sighed, "I never admit that anyone is more handsome than me."

"Finish," Sun Zhi looked away from the phone screen and looked at Lu Yuzhou, his face was full of worries that "my ancestors will be killed", "Have you also been brainwashed by the 'Wu Lu Ke Tui' CP?"

A group of bored girls in the school knocked them up so much that they created a special "Wu Lu Ke Tui" post, updating their news from time to time. It is said that there are girls who write web articles directly based on them. novel.

"Fuck you, appreciate it." Lu Yuzhou put all kinds of small boxes Wu Ye gave into the snack basket, and left a box of chocolates, "You still praise me every day for being handsome and talented, and you also treat me well." idea?"

"No, no, no," Sun Zhi waved his fingers, "We are not of the same nature, just like you who only look at female ghosts but not girls all day long, and have male friends who have no other sex except me, and start admiring someone suddenly. It's a red flag, know it or not."

"Go to hell, you're the one with a cold temper." Lu Yuzhou opened the box of chocolates disapprovingly, and casually tossed them to his roommates, "Wu also gave it to me."

"Don't take it lightly. Let me tell you about Wu Ye. Xiao Yu Xuemei said that he is the kind of person who handles things with a sense of propriety. Girls are popular, but they don't have close friends with anyone. This kind of person is either mature and rational at all. He doesn't like us pediatricians, or he has a problem with his orientation." When Sun Zhi was unpacking the chocolate, he stared at the wrapping paper for a moment.

"What does that have to do with me?" Lu Yuzhou has no interest in other people's views on love. After all, he himself is quite different. "Who doesn't have psychological privacy these days. If you don't know other people's experiences, don't make guesses about them."

"My treasure, you still don't understand?" Sun Zhi showed him the chocolate, "Do you know that this kind of chocolate is limited in this store? Xiaoyu Xuemei said that she couldn't buy it at all, so he specially gave you this limited quantity Yes, explain what, don’t you think he cares too much about you? Let me ask you, if I am also a top student, can you say in front of the whole school that you want to use me as an example, and why should you become a shoulder-to-shoulder friend? "

Lu Yuzhou: "With you, it's still possible to make a joke. After all, that question is embarrassing. Let's change the subject."

"Yes, but is he in a relationship with you that can be joked?"

Lu Yuzhou's squirming mouth stopped for a moment, but then he thought it was nothing wrong, Wu Ye was so cheeky, he even took off his clothes in front of him when we first met, "You think too much, he is just like that, teasing cats and dogs, There is no serious nonsense in your mouth, and if you are serious with him, you will be pissed off eight times a day."

Sun Zhi shook his head like an old fairy, "There is no such thing as true and false. Sometimes, the unscrupulous people are the most serious."

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In the blink of an eye, it was the end of September, and everyone had just recovered from the summer vacation, and was taken away by the November holiday. The daily topics of the students must be where to go.

Lu Yuzhou is now a free-ranging baby, and he can relax a little during the holidays, but the premise must not be to go somewhere for a week, but to find a place where he can both roam and do business.

"Hey, grandma, it's me." Lu Yuzhou called grandma, "Are you at home, where is my grandpa?"

Wang Yu said: "Your grandpa is playing chess in the community. Are you coming back from your long vacation to visit grandma and grandpa?"

"Well... I miss you all a lot." Lu Yuzhou hesitated to speak.

Wang Yu knew what was going on as soon as she heard it, "If you think about it, we will come back. Your mother asked you to practice the piano again. It's okay. I told her that it's not like there is no piano at home. It's the same when you come back to practice. It happens to be your grandpa Zhang's house on the [-]th. For a happy event, I want to invite you to play the piano, your grandfather and I were just about to ask you, it’s not for nothing."

"Really." Grandma is really a lucky star. She not only solved the problem of going out, but also solved the problem of making money. Lu Yuzhou was very happy.

"Okay, grandma will make you a lion's head."

"Ok!"

After making the arrangements for the National Day holiday, Lu Yuzhou relaxed and decided to show off to his old uncle. He was going back to his hometown to see his parents.

"Get out!" Boss Yu still expressed his feelings so bluntly, "You will be out of work for a week, believe it or not, I will fire you."

"I didn't sign a contract. There is no guarantee of a job position. It's just a temporary worker who can leave at any time. I can see it." Lu Yuzhou spread his hands, this is to piss off his old uncle, "Besides, I haven't sued yet. You hired illegally."

"You fucking come to me in the future, get out, hurry up!" Boss Yu may have entered menopause, and his temper has been very ugly recently.

Lu Yuzhou climbed onto Yu Wei's back, hooked his neck, and patted his head, "Uncle, when will you go back to see grandma and grandpa, you haven't been back for many years, you don't want to go home."

"No." Yu Wei snorted, "I've already been kicked out, so why go back to find excitement?"

Lu Yuzhou comforted him: "What's wrong with being young and frivolous and making some mistakes? It's been so many years, grandma and grandpa are not the ones who won't let you go, so you go back and admit your mistakes and let it go-but then again, you made a mistake back then. So many mistakes, which one offended grandpa and grandpa?"

Yu Wei opened his mouth, and took off the arms on his shoulders, "Don't ask me, little brat."

"Ah, it must be emotional entanglement." Lu Yuzhou found out the big secret, and his face was excited, "Do you think you made the girl's stomach big and then abandoned it?"

"Have you ever talked about love, such a clichéd joke, I can do it, your uncle?" Yu Wei lit a cigarette, with a look of pride on his face.

"I haven't talked about it," Lu Yuzhou said truthfully, "The first kiss is still there."

The old hooligan took a breath of cigarettes, patted his poor nephew, and thought that his little nephew had grown up, so it was time to have sex, so he brought out the awesome deeds of his love affair back then and said: "Your uncle and I, back then, First love at the age of 13, first night at the age of 15, first boyfriend at the age of 16, dating a straight man, Po Chrysanthemum..."

Lu Yuzhou: "Pfft—"

"I said Lao Lang, you have hurt countless girls, why do you still write such cheap words as 'Girl I miss you'." Wu also held up a copy of the lyrics, "You have all kinds of things for girls. It's a beautiful fantasy, but it's a pity that all you meet are female hooligans, should I say your life is bad or your eyes are bad."

"Go away!" Lang Shuo snatched the lyrics, "Who did you see 'boy' in the lyrics, a girl means beauty, do you understand?"

Wu Ye: "I don't understand, I think the young man is also very beautiful."

"Fuck." Lang Shuo cursed in a low voice, then looked at him suddenly, "Fuck, you can't..."

Wu also put on his bag with a smile, without denying it, "Don't get excited, old father, I won't trouble you—ah, let me tell you, I'll go back to my hometown on eleventh, don't miss me too much, please~"

Lang Shuo stared at him with his big eyes, and didn't close them for a long time.

"Also," at the stairs, Chen Yiming called Wu Ye, "Do you have time?"

Wu also leaned on the handrail of the stairs, took off a lollipop and dangled it, "Not much, let's talk about something."

"You..." Chen Yiming scratched his head, wanted to look but didn't dare to look at him, he prepared a bunch of euphemistic opening remarks as if endorsing a book, but after filtering through his mouth, all the euphemisms were filtered into dregs and swallowed. The butt that came out did not bend, "Why did you leave the team, tell me?"

"The pursuit of philosophy is different." Wu Ye said, "I don't want to play rock and roll anymore."

"This is an excuse." Chen Yiming interrupted, looking at him, "Wu Ye, you don't consider me a friend. If you have any difficulties, we can help you. Why carry it alone?"

"No need." Wu also walked down the stairs and patted him on the shoulder, "Thank you, I really don't need it. By the way, I'm going to thank you brothers for that day. I'll treat you to a drink later."

"Also!" Chen Yiming grabbed Wu Ye's wrist subconsciously, and when he met the other's gaze, he slowly let go, and said with bitterness, "You...do you have someone you like?"

Wu also glanced at him, and nodded with a smile after a long time, "Yes."

Chen Yiming's hand seemed to have been pricked, and quickly retracted into his pocket, without the courage to stretch it out again.

Wu also left with his bag on his back, without looking at the other party's expression.He and Chen Yiming have conflicts in music philosophy, but they also have a lot of sympathy. The reason why he gave up Maiwang is because he doesn't want the two of them to go against each other so bitterly one day.

He doesn't know if that counts as liking, but since very early on, he has only put one person in his heart, whether he meets him or not, he can't tolerate anything else.

The author has something to say: The simple classmate Lu was completely misled by his uncle (pick nose)

Happy New Year everyone!

Thanks to Hua Ran Lei Lei!