The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

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The ancient earth sent tens of thousands of cultural relics: Xiaobawang game console, Phoenix brand bicycle, Shanghai cream...

However, the cultural relics have a long history and are difficult to restore.

A cultural relic restorer from the 90s, Lin Yu'an, became popular with his superb restoration techniques.

After all, those things were his previous daily necessities.Restoring it is as easy as repairing an appliance.

Restoration of Cultural Relics Live Room:

Lin Yu'an: I will sing "Childhood" for you, and the audience area will draw people to give away five packs of homemade nostalgic spicy sticks, restored posters of Xiaolongnv and small spinning tops.

Everyone: what? ?

……

Everyone: Oh my god, "Childhood" is really good!The spicy strips are so delicious! !Who is Xiaolongnv, she is so beautiful, and the little spinning top is so novel and fun!Lin Da is a fairy!

"Childhood" spread throughout the world tens of thousands of years later, spicy sticks and small spinning tops became popular gourmet toys throughout the empire, and the little dragon girl became a new generation of goddess.

Lin Yu'an was completely popular in the empire that advocated retro. [In order to facilitate the reading of little angels who directly jump to see this world, the author moved the end of the last chapter [the beginning of this world] here.Only two or three Jinjiang coins, dissatisfied little angels can leave a message to send red envelopes. 】

03 world.

[Ding——02 world is completed.Get ten experience points.Successfully transmitted to the 03 world. ][The main task has been slightly changed and will be released later. ]

Today, the Mermaid Alliance has a big news. 1009-U team, on the savannah... captured an egg.After genetic testing, this is a feline egg! ! !Cats!

Cats are mermaid alliance, creatures that change color when they mention words.The feline galaxy has always been the mortal enemy of the Mermaid.

The feline inhabitants there...feed exclusively on fish.

Unlike the feline mammals of the primitive earth, they are oviparous, covered in terrifying scales, powerful and violent.If it weren't for their 80% genetic similarity to cats, they would be mistaken for a tuatara.

Every year they wage war against the mermaid alliance and capture the mermaids for food.Mermaid Alliance is weak.Whenever a mermaid hears about... cats, they will go into an aggressive state.

"—I hate your cat balls! Don't put the cat balls on my hands!"

A young fish looked at the cat egg that was thrown into his hand with horror on his face.He screamed and threw the cat egg out violently!

The cat's egg was thrown heavily on the ground and rolled twice, but it was very hard and not broken.

"I'm going, don't throw the cat egg on the ground! It's terrible!" "Don't break it! Quick, kick him to the door! Secretly!" "Ah, ah, the big lizard is about to break its shell Already!"

The group of genetic experts who picked up the cat eggs planned to kick the cat eggs to the gate of their leader's base

None of them dared to leave cat eggs in the laboratory, let alone touch them.In desperation, he could only send it to the leader.

The leader of the Mermaid Alliance is Lin Jianhai.It is a celebrity mermaid, which combines the genes of feline beasts.He has the most powerful combat power in the league... known as the hope of the league.Legend has it that he can slash more than two giant cats with his hands.

He is violent and cruel.Does not like to talk to people, very indifferent.

Of course he, like any other mermaid...has a serious petophilia, furry fetish.Only small, fluffy things can make Lin Jianhai have a better temper.

But the little fluffy animals are completely irrelevant to cats!Now cats have become bald, scaly monsters.

The genome experts were worried, and finally sent someone to send a large number of weapons, which were placed at the door, and the weapons surrounded the white egg that was no bigger than a palm.

Trembling, they called a fighter jet and escorted them away.Go back... rub the little plush puppet to soothe their frightened hearts.terrible!In the danger of this cat's egg breaking its shell at any time... I beg the leader to get rid of this evil cat's egg as soon as possible.

It was nearing evening, and the leader was about to return to the base.

The cat egg broke its shell, and a small white egg piece fell to the ground.One——only the size of a mermaid's two fingers, a fluffy little paw protruding from the egg.

There are no small lizards, no annoying roars, no annoying stench, and no rough scales.

The little milk cat inside, less than fifteen centimeters in size, meowed angrily, and the meowing sound seemed to have a small, thin feeling...

"Meow meow meow!!!" Meow meow, why are you so afraid of me, Xie Tiantian! !

And let the most vicious person in the league deal with me! !

Are you bullying cute kittens? !

…………

Xie Tian was bored, and then heard a burst of soft footsteps.

Startled, he quickly used his paws to pull back the eggshell that had fallen to the side, and covered it back. The whole cat shrank into the egg rather warily.

The cat's egg is very miraculous, the broken egg shell is covered back, and it glows a faint yellow light, and the cracks heal quickly, forming a complete egg.

The whole egg was picked up by someone hanging in the air. The person holding the egg had very strong arms and didn't shake at all.And...the other party seemed to have a strong aura, even Xie Tian could feel the other party's murderous aura while hiding in the egg.

"Bring these weapons into the house."

Unexpectedly, the imposing and ruthless target was a half-year-old youth.His voice is not as gentle and crisp as that of a young man, but a little more magnetic and calm.

Xie Tian was a little scared, he shrank his neck, and hid pitifully in the cat's egg, not daring to speak.

"Bring in this cat egg too. I will destroy it before sunset tomorrow," the young man said.

He is what genome experts say, "Alliance Hope." - Lin Jianhai.

Lin Jianhai is an artificial mermaid, which is specially made by combining feline genes...to deal with giant cats.

He's just, just grown up.He became the leader of the mermaid clan.

There are two living environments for mermaids, land and sea.The land is just a place like a resort or an investigation site... The main place of residence is still in the ocean.

The place where the giant cats attack is also the ocean.

Now Lin Jianhai didn't receive any combat missions, so he stayed on land... After all, it would be too troublesome to become a mermaid in the seabed with a two or three meter long tail.

Cat Eggy was carried into Nuo Da's house and placed in the weapon room full of weapons.

Xie Tian: "..."

Desperate!Someone actually wanted to destroy the kitten.

Wait for the surroundings to quiet down.The system finally spoke.

[The main mission of this world has been modified, it is the target of the attack... not the target of the scumbag attack, the target's personality is random.The strategy method is the same as before, you can choose one of 'Friendship', 'Family' and 'Love' to increase your favorability. ]

[Swiping the favorability value, you can also choose to 'take the blame', but you must wash the white after the 'take the blame'.Make the target think you're great for putting up with it for everyone.Favorability value keeps rising. ]

No slag attack...?Xie Tian thought.

...Meow meow, the system finally has a conscience once.

His soul was polluted time and time again by slag gong.

...Since he can choose the strategy method, he will definitely choose family affection.He suffered a lot from other... strategies.

It seems good to let the target be his son or something.

Xie Tian poked a small hole in the eggshell and peeked out secretly. The door of the weapon room was not closed, so he looked straight over and could see the target in the living room.

The target, Lin Jianhai.

Kitty Maomao's obedient milk cat son.

The young man didn't look straight at the cat egg.

He was lying on the recliner, holding a small black lump in his arms...

The thing is very small, only half the size of a young man's palm...

People in this world are tall, two meters one is the average height, young people are two meters three——

Xie Tian didn't even seem to have half a slap on his face.Xie Banjiang Setian in human form...isn't that good either, he can't even reach his shoulders.

Xie Tian: ... shivering.

Xie Tian squeezed his cat's eyes, desperately looked at the little black thing, and finally saw what it was.

A mess of fluff, it seems to be processed with... seaweed that feels good to the touch?

But it looks... like a clump of hair specially designed to block sewers.

The mermaid's furry fetish is not without a name.Although mermaids have aesthetics and poor processing ability, they can't make good plush toys, but when they are crumpled together, they can barely be regarded as furry things, which can already drive them crazy for a while.

The young man hugged the furry thing, buried and rubbed his face, and his huge hands would crush the ball at any moment.Love it as much as cats love catnip.

The young man's face turned red.

Xie Tian looked at his cat's paws, they were fluffy, round, fragrant and small...

The target is probably going crazy!He knelt down and begged his father to touch his fur!

whee!

The youth didn't change his face, and he was addicted to playing with Mao Tuanzi for three hours.Finally stopped, he casually picked up the laser gun on the coffee table, looked at the cat egg, and frowned.This cat egg... seems to be a little bit wrong.

Xie Tian hid in the cat's egg, and seemed to notice that the cat's egg... seemed to be breaking out in a cold sweat.

Meow meow...he won't break the eggshell!

The young man moved closer to the cat's egg, and Xie Tian could see his face clearly.

According to human aesthetics,

He was handsome, with long eyelashes, a high nose bridge, and fine, soft blond hair.There is a vast ocean hidden in the blue pupils, with huge waves blowing, full of ambitions.

But the young man is too young after all, and he is still a little wary of strange cat eggs.

He didn't break the cat's eggs rashly... for fear that what was inside was a monster that he didn't expect.After the cat's egg hatched, he looked at the creature type, chose a suitable fighting method, and dealt with it.

Cats... just because the egg is broken doesn't mean the creature inside the egg will die.

Even though he had hunted hundreds of giant cats, he still acted cautiously.

He looked at the cat eggs.After finding nothing out of the ordinary.Then he picked up the hairballs that could be seen everywhere, put them on his nose, and sucked them up again and again.

The roots of the young man's ears were red, and his blue eyes were stained black as if ink had been knocked over... He was extremely obsessed.

Xie Tian: "..." He didn't even want to come out.

He didn't want...to be treated as a fur ball by the target, smelling and sucking it.

The opposite happened - Xie Tian didn't shrink back for a while, the egg shook a few times, and fell straight off the table.

"Snapped--"

The cat's egg broke a big hole, and Xie Tian's tail, at a very inopportune time... was exposed.Long...super furry...big, white, half bigger than Xie Tian.

At present, the mermaid alliance must have never seen anything as fluffy as Xie Tian's tail.

The alert young man immediately took out the laser gun from his waist,

He put down the fur ball, arched his waist slightly, and said in a hoarse voice: "Who—?" Then, he lowered his head and accidentally saw... the cat's tail that he didn't hide in time.

"..." His heart froze for a moment, and then it started beating wildly.

How...how is it possible.

Xie Tian hurriedly retracted his tail, but it seemed that it was too late, the tail retracted, and half of his body was accidentally exposed again.

The eggshell was also full of cracks, and in the next few seconds, it shattered with a snap.

Xie Tian had nowhere to hide.Standing bewildered amidst a pile of broken eggshells, the white fur... still has a few shards on it.

He looked dazed, very cute.The fur tail wagged back and forth, and the cat's ears kept shaking.

The young man stared at... the furry, small, unknown creature in front of him.

It is tens of thousands of times cuter than all the fur balls he has ever seen, and he will not get tired of sucking them for 1 years.

A few seconds later, he remembered again——this is the egg of a feline, no matter how cute this guy is...it is a cat, a merman-eating beast...a beast with a belly full of bad water.

"Don't move!" The vigilant boy raised his gun, pulled the trigger, and was about to shoot at the little white cat.

"Meow……"

Sure enough, whether it is scumbag or not, the target is not a good thing...

The little white cat was completely frightened.

It meowed pitifully, its big fluffy tail covered its head, and the whole cat was huddled under the coffee table, revealing only a big tail and two balls of small furry feet that were only the size of a young man's finger.

The young man finally gave up attacking Xie Tian and put down the laser gun.

He found that...he couldn't do it.

As a mermaid, I have no resistance to furry and small things by nature.

...Is this a cat? Why is it so cute?

Xie Tian breathed a sigh of relief, and meowed softly, the whole cat... is sensitive and alert.

He vowed...to use his furry body to make the hateful target compromise with himself, hug his thigh in every possible way, begging to be touched!

How can you use the target and point the gun at the cute kitty cat!

The young man should stop his mad desire to touch Xie Tian, ​​turn around, and go about his own business.

He saw that Xie Tian didn't seem to have much fighting power, so he put the opponent aside, then sealed off the small room, and continued to stroke the furball by himself.

He was halfway stroking the cat's fur when something patted his calf suddenly.Frowning, he turned around reactively.

With the help of the system plug-in, the little white cat that escaped opened its beautiful blue eyes wide, wagging its tail, and said to the boy in a milky voice, "Meow..."

hairy.

Little ones.

Lin Jianhai gritted his teeth and sighed, "Damn it."

...he couldn't take it.

The instinct derived from genes made him itch all over!

The degree of discomfort is comparable to the legendary /drug//addiction!

He squatted down, stretched out his evil hands, and tried to hug Xie Tian, ​​who looked really furry.

Xie Tian is a cat...

But he believed that he would be able to subdue Xie Tian, ​​so... just lick it, it's fine.

The little white cat didn't react, and meowed in confusion.

The young man picked up Xie Tian with one hand, like hugging a doll.But the moment he touched Xie Tian's hair, his head exploded with a buzzing sound.

In his impression, there are no such furry things in the world he lives in...

there has never been……

Still so young...can satisfy his two obsessions/hobbies at once,

The young man frantically hugged Xie Tian, ​​stroking it around, even touching Xie Tian's tail, rubbing it desperately.

So cute! !

If the entire alliance finds out, everyone will probably stay up for three days and three nights and become crazy!

Really soft and cute!

Seeing that the young man was masturbating comfortably, Xie Tian wagged his tail, stretched out his paws, and pressed against the young man's approaching face.

——then scratched hard.The whole cat jumped away nimbly.

Who told you to bully the little cat just now!

Just let you be at your most comfortable time!Can't ask for it!

I won't obediently fuck you.

Hee hee hee.

The young man was stunned again, he looked at...the little Maotuanzi who jumped to the ground, triumphantly.

The hair of Xiaomao Tuanzi is very soft and fragrant, and the touch is in his hands, and it won't go away for a long time...

He still wants to touch it again.

He has touched artificial fur balls worth [-] million before, and he has also touched the grunt animal known as "Princess Fluffy". He has also held a small animal only tens of centimeters in size...

But it didn't feel as good as this time.

The young man swallowed his saliva, like the deep blue eyes of the sea, like a huge wave, surging with unknown emotions...

Can't help it.

Can't help it.

So cute, I want to touch it again.

But his conscience told him he couldn't do it.The opponent is a feline who has killed countless of his own people, he cannot sink... absolutely not.

Seeing that the young man didn't respond for a long time, Xie Tian curiously touched the young man's hand that was about to touch his hair with his small paw.

The little paw is so round, it is a fluffy little fur ball.