After rebirth, the former male god cried and wanted to chase me

Damn, I can't...

Cheng Tian has heard the confession from Qi You many times, but he has never been so at a loss. All kinds of weird feelings come one after another... If he returns to China and finds a boyfriend, let alone his father's Just can't pass.Although Lao Cheng was born and raised in France, his thoughts on feelings are very traditional. He even insists on finding his wife from Chinese people. When the time comes to bring Qi You back, it will be easy for him to break his legs... ...Thinking of this, Cheng Tian couldn't help shivering in the bed. The fluffy layer had just sprouted a small layer, and before the owner noticed it, it was frozen back to the ground by the sudden cold winter.

"I..." Cheng Tian clenched his fists and opened his mouth.

Before Cheng Tian could utter the second word, Qi You, who was lying on the bedside, suddenly hummed. It was a very painful hum, and the ending sound was urgent and empty. It was obvious that he was suppressing something.

Cheng Tian scrambled to his feet: "Are you feeling unwell?"

Qi You didn't make a sound, got up quickly, and ran out like a gust of wind.Cheng Tian was startled, and quickly took off the quilt and chased outside: "What's wrong with you?"

"Don't follow me!" Qi You stood in the middle of the corridor and turned around nervously, "Go back to sleep!"

Cheng Tian didn't continue to chase, nor did he retreat. Qi You was obviously dissatisfied and wanted to get him back, but his physical discomfort didn't allow him to waste any more time.Qi You took a deep breath, pushed his forehead against the side wall impatiently, turned around while leaning on the wall, there seemed to be two sky-swapping monkeys installed behind his buttocks, and he jumped into the bathroom at the entrance on the first floor in the blink of an eye.

Cheng Tian couldn't understand more clearly, and shouted at the toilet door: "No, there is a bathroom in the bedroom, why do you have to go all this way?"

"Don't hit the door!!" Qi You's voice was on the verge of going crazy, "Go! I can't let go of you here..."

Cheng Tian knew it was wrong for him to do so, but he still laughed unkindly and knocked on the door: "Did you forget to take your medicine at night?"

Qi You sat on the toilet, his face wrinkled into a ball: "...I can't remember clearly...you go first, I'll recall after I fucking go out."

Cheng Tian understood the indescribable sense of shame, and said: "I'm leaving, you let go... Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of, he's a solid man again when he recovers."

Qi Yousheng replied helplessly,

Cheng Tian helped Qi You recall, and made sure that he did not take any medicine, so he found Qi You's water glass, took a glass of warm water, picked out all four or five kinds of pills, and went back to the bedroom with these things to wait for him.

About ten minutes later, Qi You returned to the room with sloppy steps, fell on the bed, turned his head, and looked at Cheng Tian coldly: "What did you hear just now?"

Cheng Tian opened his big eyes in confusion: "I didn't hear anything."

Qi You said fiercely: "Whether you heard it or not, you are not allowed to associate those voices with me."

Cheng Tian looked at him complicatedly: "... I seem to have received some kind of reminder from what you said."

Qi You's eyes went dark, and all thoughts were lost.

Cheng Tian laughed to death, and pointed to the bedside table: "I've poured the water for you, hurry up and take your medicine."

Qi You was too stimulated and remained motionless.

Cheng Tian sighed softly, stood up, stuffed the water glass and the pills into Qi You's palm: "Take the medicine."

Qi You looked like a dead body.

Cheng Tian slapped him on the arm: "Hey, can you understand people's language, Qi You, Qi You? Qi Dog?"

Qi You's eyelids moved, his eyes were resentful, and there was a naughty feeling in his eyes: "Wang——"

The bark instantly made Cheng Tian stupid. For five or six seconds, his heart was pounding like he had eaten popping candy, and his mind went blank.When Cheng Tian came back to his senses, Qi You had already swallowed the medicine.

Cheng Tian's face was serious, and he didn't want to admit it. He seemed to be picked up by a dog barking just now? ! !

In the past ten days, no matter how flamboyant Qi You faced, Cheng Tian remained unmoved!However, now, unexpectedly, he was stupefied by a dog barking!

...Is the hobby so perverted...

Cheng Tian frowned, falling into deep self-doubt.

Qi You put down the water glass, saw Cheng Tian was still motionless beside the bed, bit his lip and chuckled lightly: "Are you waiting for me to invite you to sleep together?"

Cheng Tian didn't say anything, Ma Liuer rolled back to his bed.

He was particularly afraid that Qi You would return to that question again, but the man's mouth seemed to be sealed, he only said good night, and there was no other movement throughout the night.

Time passed like water, and the last day of the agreement arrived in the blink of an eye.Cheng Tian got up earlier than usual, and was processing Pipi shrimp in the kitchen when the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly.

He glanced, it was Zhang Chengyun.

Cheng Tian paused before answering: "Tie Zi—"

Zhang Chengyun's roar was like a thunderstorm, exploding in Cheng Tian's ear——

"Is the paralyzed Qi next to you!!! Ask him to answer the phone——!!!"

Cheng Tian was taken aback by the yelling, and quickly asked, "What's wrong, what is he doing wickedly again?"

Zhang Chengyun yelled: "A dog lacks virtue more than a thing! You tell him to roll over here! I will personally scold him!!"

Cheng Tian quickly recalled Qi You's recent actions in his mind. In order to earn back his capital, he was stuck with himself 24 hours a day. Except for calling and sending emails, he never communicated with outsiders at all...

But if Qi You really wanted to punish someone, he didn't need to do it himself, a few phone calls would be enough to turn the world upside down... Thinking of this, Cheng Tian felt uncertain.

"Tiezi, don't get excited. Tell me what's going on first. I'm close, so it's easier for you to deal with him!" With Zhang Chengyun's current anger level, if Cheng Tian really gave Qi You the phone, he would definitely be angry again. Is it a bloodbath, or make a decision after clarifying the situation.

Zhang Chengyun cursed bitterly: "Yesterday morning..."

Yesterday morning Zhang Chengyun went to work as usual, his horse Xue Fulan hadn't been repaired yet, and he always took the subway to the company recently.When he walked out of the gate of the community, he was surprised to find a very familiar car parked at the gate. It was exactly the same as his own in terms of make, model and color, and even the license plate number was only one digit away.Zhang Chengyun thought it was quite interesting, and subconsciously took a second look.

The people in the car seemed to have seen him too, and before he walked in, the owner of the car came down, wearing a black suit, black leather shoes, black sunglasses and white gloves, the equipment was very eye-catching.

"Hello, is this Mr. Zhang Chengyun?"

Zhang Chengyun felt uncomfortable about being stolen, and asked, "Who are you?"

Black sunglasses smiled: "I am Mr. Qi You's client, you can call me Xiao Wang."

As soon as Zhang Chengyun heard the word Qi You, he was not in a good mood, and said stiffly: "What kind of demon moth does he want to punish?"

Xiao Wang took a step back, followed by raising his right hand, and brought the white snowflakes into Zhang Chengyun's sight as if with background music: "Mr. Qi asked me to tell you that he was very happy with the little friction last time I'm sorry, but I deliberately paid for a brand new car, so let me take you to go through the transfer procedures."

Give me a slap and a sweet date?I really don't like this set.Zhang Chengyun rolled his eyes to the sky, waved his hands and said: "Don't, I can't bear the compensation from Boss Qi. Please let him return it. My car was repaired in a few days, don't bother with this."

Xiao Wang didn't insist, but asked him solemnly: "Are you sure you don't want it?"

"No, no." Zhang Chengyun glanced at the time, "Stop chatting, my work time is almost up, please drive back."

Xiao Wang nodded with a smile, returned to Xuefulan and drove away.

Zhang Chengyun is obviously a naive kid, he still doesn't understand Qi You's crazy behavior habits, and thinks this is over.During the lunch break, Zhang Chengyun was chatting with his colleagues and eating takeaway, when a faint shout came from downstairs.

"I seem to have heard my name?" Zhang Chengyun listened for two seconds, "Old Huang, did you hear that?"

Colleague Lao Huang: "...Hey, it seems that there are indeed, there is more than one person who heard the sound from downstairs."

Zhang Chengyun took two mouthfuls of rice, and before he got up to check the situation, his assistant Xiao Liu rushed over excitedly: "Brother Zhang, the banners of your confession downstairs have been pulled out, and a group of girls are standing there shouting." , Yanfu is not shallow, hehehe."

Zhang Chengyun was dumbfounded: "What banner?"

Lao Huang looked down through the window, their company was on the 9th floor, and he could get an overview of the situation downstairs: "Hey, I'll go, it's a big battle."

Zhang Chengyun hurriedly rushed over, and there was a dense circle of people downstairs, most of them were watching the fun, and there were a group of girls jumping around in the middle, and colorful balloon banners piled up, making people dazzled.

Zhang Chengyun still didn't understand the situation, picked up his suit jacket and walked downstairs.As soon as the elevator door opened, the voices of those confessions became louder, and the whole air was filled with "Zhang Chengyun, I like you——", the voice could not be exaggerated to say that it was hoarse.

Zhang Chengyun walked over in a daze, and a sharp voice shouted: "Here we come—" The crowd of onlookers separated from the middle like a tide.

Then, Zhang Chengyun saw a mountain——

The woman was about the same height as him, but nearly twice his weight. She was wearing an exaggerated floor-length wedding dress, her white arms were exposed to the winter air, and a rich snow-white fur was wrapped around her shoulders. He is so fat that he can hardly see his facial features clearly, his eyes are thin black, his mouth is a big lump of red, his makeup is even more exaggerated than that of the Montenegrin old demon, and even the thick powder can't cover the fine lines on his face. It is already a rare spectacle to describe, the key is that there is a row of young and slim girls around the woman, all of them are beautiful and good-looking, wearing high heels and short skirts, either pure or cute or sexy, waving flags and shouting with the women.

"Zhu Changmao likes Zhang Chengyun—Zhu Changmao likes Zhang Chengyun—!"

"Zhang Chengyun, if you are a man, you accept Zhu Changmao's love—!!"

Zhang Chengyun suspected that he had a nightmare in the blue sky and daylight: "What..."

When the woman saw Zhang Chengyun, her small eyes lit up, and she ran towards Zhang Chengyun holding the wedding dress, shouting as she ran: "Zhang Chengyun—my little heart—please accept my fiery love!"

Zhang Chengyun was almost terrified, and kept backing away. The crowd of onlookers blocked him laughingly, and the woman grabbed his hand, crying: "My love——I love you——I love you Ah! If I don’t see you for a day, I can’t sleep or eat! During the three days and three nights of our separation, I tossed and turned, and realized that you are the destination of my life. Without you, what if I have a world?! I, Zhu Changmao, would like to bring I will marry you with my five seaside villas, eight limited edition supercars, three listed companies and ten daughters! Zhang Chengyun, please accept my marriage proposal!"

The ten big girls behind rushed over, with tears streaming down their faces, and shouted in an admiring tone: "Dad—"

……

Cheng Tian took the phone away, supported the counter and let out a burst of silent laughter. After laughing enough, he picked up the phone again: "What happened next?"

"Then I fucking ran upstairs! The group of girls yelled for a while, and it happened that after my lunch break, they dispersed. Then they made trouble again when I was off work. Our divisional manager passed by Shooting fucking videos all the time!"

"They're quite sensible, and they didn't delay your working time." Cheng Tian laughed.

Zhang Chengyun was furious: "Can you stop laughing? Your brother and I live like years! That girl looks...fuck...I can't describe it after studying Chinese for more than ten years!"

"How do you know it was Qi You who did it?"

"That little Wang called me sent me a message! Asking if I want a car or a man!!"

Cheng Tian let out a long breath, and rubbed his aching belly: "Then you just take the car, and he owes you this car. It's not as easy to drive as your old car after it's repaired, it's better to hang it up." Used cars are sold online."

"No." Zhang Chengyun said, "Doesn't accepting it mean that I forgive that Qi??!"

Cheng Tian licked his lower lip: "Then...then can't you forgive him?"

"He's done that to you. If I forgive you, it's too bad."

Cheng Tian picked at the transparent plastic case of the phone with his index finger: "Tiezi, don't think so complicated. This car should be yours, and you don't want a door-to-door apology. Isn't this stupid? ... And Qi You, right? , There are so many tricks for disgusting people, this time obviously I still want to make amends... He treats me now, he treats me..." Cheng Tian lowered his voice, as if he was ashamed to speak, "It's not bad... ..."

Zhang Chengyun didn't hear the subtle change in Cheng Tian's tone, he was still angry.Cheng Tian clamped the phone to his ear, and coaxed Zhang Chengyun while he was handling Pippi Shrimp. He coaxed Zhang Chengyun into losing his temper, and promised him to go through the transfer procedures tomorrow.The two chatted for a few more words and hung up the phone.

"Call from Zhang Chengyun?" Qi You leaned against the door frame and asked with a half-smile.

"Tell me half-Jiangser yourself, are you doing any harm?" Cheng Tian feigned anger.

Qi You obviously knew the plot, and he rubbed his nose guiltily: "I'm at a loss... By the way," he took a fruity cucumber from the refrigerator, bit into it, and puffed out one cheek and said, " Did I tell you before that I got Cheng Yi in."

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