After rebirth, the former male god cried and wanted to chase me

"Okay." Cheng Tian sat upright, his warm dog eyes flashed with cooperation, and he was very cute.

The policeman coughed a few times: "Name."

"Cheng Tian."

"age"

"23 is old."

"Nation."

"Burgundy...well, French Burgundy."

The policeman hummed hoarsely: "Tell me, what happened?"

Cheng Tian felt a little strange. When he was interrogated last time, the basic content the police asked was much more detailed, such as ethnicity, occupation, and whether he had any previous convictions.This cop skipped a lot of steps and got straight to the point.

Could it be that everyone's questioning style is different? ...But there should be a specific procedure for this kind of thing... Can it be changed flexibly?Besides, there are usually two people interrogating...one for questioning and one for recording...why is it so strange to come to him?

Seeing that Cheng Tian was silent, the policeman raised his head and stared at him, and repeated, "What did you do here?"

"... mixed up with a fight." Out of nowhere, Cheng Tian wanted to look directly at him.

The policeman lowered his head again and wrote two notes in the notebook: "Tell me in detail."

Cheng Tian polished up the process a bit, especially the reason for the drag racing. He didn't have the nerve to say that he was pursued by a gay guy, and his friend drove away because of some misunderstandings. There was a little dispute.

"Comrade policeman, my friend has a very good personality. He really didn't deliberately provoke trouble. Isn't the detention a bit serious?"

The policeman snorted lukewarmly: "It's a light sentence for picking quarrels and provoking trouble. If it is counted as dangerous driving, at least he will have to be imprisoned for two months."

As soon as he mentioned dangerous driving, Cheng Tian instantly remembered Qi You's feat of racing with his soul: "Then... Is my other friend considered dangerous driving? Shouldn't he also be arrested?"

The policeman let out a muffled laugh, his voice was like a saxophone played at midnight, with a whirling low magnetic: "You care about him."

The familiar feeling of weirdness became more obvious, and an unbelievable thought came to Cheng Tian's heart. He subconsciously looked at the policeman's right hand, and there was no splint.

Cheng Tian secretly laughed at his suspicion, and the old man said honestly: "It's not really a concern, it's just a casual question."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but when he said this, Cheng Tian felt that the air pressure in the policeman's body dropped several paises, and he stopped talking, and stared at him dully, as if he was sulking.

"Comrade police... Also, is there anything else I want to ask?"

"What's the rush?" The policeman slapped him lightly, and browsed through the records: "So, you didn't make any moves in this fight?"

Cheng Tian nodded.

The policeman knocked on the table: "The two men didn't know each other at first, but they fought for you without hesitation... So can I understand that this is a relationship dispute?"

Cheng Tian was startled for a moment, and then again: "...what kind of emotional dispute?"

The policeman tilted his head: "Two men fight over one man."

Cheng Tian almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!God damn two men competing for one man! !Does he look like someone with that much charisma? !Has attracted countless heroes to bow down? ? ?

"No..." Cheng Tian waved his hands weakly, "Tie Zi and I... are the owner of the Xue Fu Lan car... we have been buddies since we were young, and there is no such weird relationship between us..."

"Then... you and that Bugatti Veyron owner... accidentally had some strange relationship?"

Cheng Tian almost blushed at him, and stammered, "No, not yet..."

"Ah, not yet." After memorizing a line, the policeman asked very innocently, "When do you plan to have it?"

No matter how dull Cheng Tian was, he could sense that the policeman in front of him was abnormal at this moment. He couldn't help lowering his body a little, trying to see something from under the brim of his hat.

He was low, and the body of the policeman was also low, and the brim of his hat almost reached the table. The two of them were like cats and mice, trying to crawl forward.

"Well... can you take off the mask?" Cheng Tian said, "You look like a friend of mine..."

The young policeman clicked his tongue, leaned back with his arms folded, and said with a hint of indecency in his tone: "I said, little comrade, do you have plans for me?"

"No, it's not..." Cheng Tian was so embarrassed that he gave up looking at his face and poked his neck to look at the record book in front of the policeman.He had quite an impression of Qi You's handwriting, and he could recognize it at a glance.

However, the light on the other side was too dark, and Cheng Tian didn't see a whole word after looking at it for a long time.

The police continued to tut: "Even the police dare to tease you, you are so brave."

As soon as the word "guts" came out, Cheng Tian's suspicion was immediately broken. Now he can be sure that the guy in front of him is Qi You!No one but him can say those two words in a lazy and beating!

Cheng Tian slapped the table and shouted, "Qi! How dare I pretend to be a policeman? No one is more courageous than you!"

Qi You sighed, feeling a little disappointed, took off the mask, glasses and other equipment one by one, looked at the time, and commented: "20 minutes and [-] seconds, your observation ability is not very good."

Cheng Tian snorted, if it wasn't for the two tables separated, he really wanted to kick him over: "Why are you so hurtful? You can even think of this trick? Why didn't the policeman lock you up for a month or two?"

Qi Youde raised his eyebrows tremblingly: "I've let you down, my brother is like this."

Cheng Tian looked at his hands: "When was the splint removed?"

"Just now, there is a small clinic next to it." Qi You said regretfully, "It could have been dismantled long ago, and I kept it because I wanted you to accompany me... But it's too obvious to wear a splint, and it's a complete set of dramas, so there's no other way. "

Cheng Tian glared at him angrily: "You did Zhang Chengyun's place too, right?"

Qi You didn't answer, and asked instead: "Where have you lived these two days? The family surnamed Zhang?"

Cheng Tian rubbed his nose and hummed a little guilty.

Qi You sneered: "Trick me into not escaping, and then live in a wild man's house? Cheng Tian, ​​you have a lot of skills."

Seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is a very normal thing. When it was rolled into Qi You's mouth, the taste changed when it came out. Cheng Tian almost thought that he was a scumbag with two feet on his back.

Cheng Tian let out a long sigh: "Let's talk about it... You now know the strange thing about Huang Huan and I changing souls. I was in contact with you before because I was in Huang Huan's social network. Now I and Huang Huan If he changed back, then I should also return to my social relationship..." He paused, "The most important thing is... I am a conventional sexual orientation, and I don't like the same sex."

Yuxi.

A certain kind of light appeared in Qi You's eyes, flickering like a candle, he held his chin in one hand, and asked seriously: "Just because of this, did you run away?"

Cheng Tian didn't understand the indifference in his tone, and emphasized in a deep voice: "This is the most important reason."

Qi You raised his thick eyebrows, and said puzzledly, "Why do you think you're not gay?"

"I've only liked girls since I was a child." Cheng Tian was more puzzled than him, "I've never been interested in men, okay?"

Qi You nodded: "Indeed, there will be people who awaken their aptitudes later."

"..." Cheng Tian sighed depressingly, "No, you still don't understand what I mean...it's not a matter of awakening sooner or later, it's...it's as if you have that kind of switch that snaps on at a certain age I don’t have switch parts, so I won’t be able to awaken in 100 years.”

Qi You smiled, a kind of confident, calm smile: "No...you know, you look at me differently."

It's different because you have a hole in your brain, brother!Don't fucking take it easy when looking at you!Cheng Tian was about to go crazy: "Crazy... I have a problem with my ability to express???"

Qi You sighed, lay down on the table, raised a pair of depressed smiling eyes from his elbows: "I understand what you mean...do you understand what I mean?"

There were bruises on his face from the fight, and he smiled at people like this, even the hardest heart was softened into a puddle of water.Cheng Tian didn't know what to say, and after struggling for a long time, he finally said, "You don't think I'm interested in you, do you?"

Qi You tilted his head and looked at him with serious eyes, as if he was not enough: "Just wait and see, I am your switch."

"Chickens talk to ducks..." Cheng Tian was convinced, and got goosebumps all over Qi You's eyes, he moved his butt to the side, as if trying to avoid the opposite gaze, "Let's not talk about this now... …Could you make some accommodation with the police and stop Tie Zi from being imprisoned. It’s bad enough that his car was smashed by you, and he won’t even lose his job if he’s detained for ten days.”

Qi You recovered his indifferent face in a second, turned his pen, and sneered: "It's none of my business."

"Why doesn't it have anything to do with you?" Cheng Tian said earnestly, "You are the one who drove the car, and you were the one who started the car first. Well, now you are wearing a police uniform and you are a big-tailed wolf, and let others eat in prison... Isn't this bullying people..."

As soon as Qi You stopped his finger movements, he tapped the pen on the table, and said slowly: "I'll bully him, what's the matter?"

Cheng Tian saw that his madness was faintly about to show off again, and smiled with regret: "It's not very good..."

"...That's right," Qi You suddenly thought of something, and gave him a half-smile, "That kid is your friend after all... I seem to have to let him go."

Cheng Tian's eyes lit up and he nodded abruptly.

Qi You leaned slightly, and put his hands on his chin: "However, I'm a businessman, and I never trade at a loss. If you want me to help clear up the relationship, you have to show it... Don't you think so?" , sweet?"

Cheng Tian's heart trembled when he heard those two words, and he swallowed: "What conditions do you have?"

"Three months." Qi You smiled slightly, "You move to my house for three months, if you are still sure you are straight by then," Qi You pursed his lips——

"...I won't pester you anymore."

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