you can only love me

People say that one sneeze is someone thinking, two sneezes is someone scolding.Today I sneezed twice in a row.I think either someone scolded me, or I really caught a cold.

The weather forecast said that there would be a new cold wave, and it would rain again in the morning, so none of us wanted to go outside.So I started chatting about year-end awards and the upcoming Christmas when I was free.Finally, as he was talking, the building was crooked again, and he was talking about the director and his little secretary.

The two of them had such a little affair, and they exchanged undisguised flirtations in the company, so it was inevitable that they would be brought out and talked about.

Xiao Yang seemed more excited than the person involved, and pulled a chair to sit next to me, "Hey, I heard that the director's wife used to be his secretary."

I stared at the computer, "What's the point? When I have no money, my wife and secretary. When I have money, my secretary and wife."

"Hey, don't tell me, it's true. But the treatment of the director's wife is not as good as that of the little secretary. The little secretary is wearing LV, and the director's wife is still a fake one. But it's no wonder they are treated differently, man They all like the new and dislike the old, no matter how you look at it, the little secretary is a teenager."

"Don't tell me that our men like the new and dislike the old. Isn't there news about rich women with a bad face? Don't associate this with gender. Both men and women can do it."

"Then why do you want to get married? Anyway, I will look for it again. It's better to be single from the beginning."

"That's not the case. Marriage is because of a phone call, and divorce is because of a short circuit. Both the phone call and the short circuit are unavoidable."

I felt my brain hurt from the noise, so I clicked the mouse to turn off the computer and picked up my coat.

"It's raining, and it's so cold, you still want to go out?" Xiao Yang raised his head and asked me.

I tucked my arms into my coat, and answered her a little tiredly, "I have an appointment with a client, it's a big deal, there's no way."

"I see that your face is a little red, you should pay attention, don't catch a cold later."

"I said why I sneeze a lot today, okay, I will pay attention, and left."

"Hey—" she called me again.

I turned around and waited for her next text.

"Go to the pharmacy and buy some cold remedies. Seriously, it won't be good to infect that Porsche lady from last time, hahahaha~"

"Yes, yes, Xiao Yang is right, hehehe."

"..." I want to take back the emotion I just felt, they are not heart-warming at all!

"So your cousin and your boss haven't made any real progress so far?" I sat in Xiaoman's office with a cup of cold spirit in my hand, chatting with her while listening to the patter of rain outside.

She took a bunch of photocopied documents and arranged them on the table, "That's right, it's like this recently. My cousin came to the boss for dinner, but the boss just ignored me."

"Song is so arrogant?" Do you want to be single all the time?

"What are you saying bad about our boss?" The little secretary came over with a bunch of folders and put them on Xiaoman's desk, with a soft tone, "copy these again."

"Let's go, the boss told you to go in."

Song Xiaole introduced me to the company that just opened next door. They have just completed the renovation and they just want to buy a large number of computers.Seeing that the male manager of the company is very familiar with Song, he listened to my introduction in the morning, signed the contract with me in the evening, and made an appointment with Song to exercise next time. They are members of the same gym.

When I went out, the rain had stopped. I invited Song to dinner and asked her what she would like to eat. She gave me a very feminine answer, "Anything."

Don't ask a woman what is casual. When she says casual, she is giving you the initiative to solve the problem.You can no longer throw the problem back and solve it directly with action.She is not necessarily satisfied with the choice you made, but you just need to tell her that you have given me the right to choose at the beginning, and you will not have the right to veto later.

Song didn't say anything dissatisfied when he took her to a Southeast Asian cuisine club with a good environment and not cheap prices.

Sit down, order food, serve wine.

Song Xiaole asked me, "Won't Du Mei be jealous? I took up your dinner time."

I poured wine for Song Xiaole, "No, it just finished raining and the air is just right. She is going to the park with my mother."

"Hey, this is almost catching up with my own daughter, right? She knows how to please her mother-in-law. You said that if I coaxed your mother well back then, maybe we are still together now?"

I also poured wine for myself, "I have no right to force her to do filial piety for me, this is my business. Just like all wives do not have the duty of filial piety for their husbands, this is a man's own duty and cannot be imposed on their wives Well, legally the first inheritance right is not their wives, so why should they be required to be filial? Even if we are still together now, I have no right, let alone ask you to help me be filial."

She took a sip of her wine, "When you say that, I want to be with you even more."

I clinked glasses with her, "Don't pretend to be a friend and try to poach the wall. Let me tell you, I don't plan to rebel for the time being. You should consider Xiao Linzi."

She forked a piece of meat to me disapprovingly, "As long as the hoe dances well, there is no corner that cannot be dug out. You said it is temporary. Lin An is too annoying, always asking me this and that, what do I think of her?" Neither."

He vaguely remembered who hit Xiaoman last time and told her not to poach her.This theory is bullshit on others, but it works on her own?Let's just treat her as a joke and don't discuss this with her.

"She followed you. She was afraid that you would be angry, so she listened to you in everything."

"But I don't like it. I always ask me if I want to watch a movie, if I want to eat, if I want to go shopping together, and ask her what she wants to see, eat, and go shopping, and it's the same. I listen to you, which makes me feel that she has no opinion!"

"I think she spoiled you. If it were me, I wouldn't be used to your stinking problem."

"That's why I like you."

"You are cheap."

"It's not that I'm cheap, it's that I have nothing to talk to with her like this. For a long time, you have to find someone you love to talk to and marry, because when you get older, you will find how important chat is."

"Is that idiot pretending to be dumb in front of you?"

"Basically three sentences are about eating, shopping and watching movies. If you want to chat with her about something meaningful, she's like, oh, so, huh, I don't even have the desire to chat. And she's so much shorter than me, and He always likes to put my shoulders like a man, and I feel extremely aggrieved."

"..." Maybe I shouldn't ask, after all, it has nothing to do with me.The matter of love is the matter of the two of them.As a friend, I can only give some suggestions. I decided to go back and talk to Lin. If things go on like this, she will be out of luck.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it. After you finish this order, will you keep your sales this month?"

"My performance this month has already exceeded the quota, and I estimate that I will receive a lot of year-end bonuses."

"How much is a lot?"

"According to last year's situation, let's guarantee a minimum of [-] yuan. How much year-end bonus will your boss give out?"

"I want to keep this secret. I'm afraid that if you tell them, there will be no surprises. Will all the [-] be handed over to the family leader?"

"Don't be frightened. If the leader says so, then hand them all over."

"So obedient?"

"Don't women always ask, how much do you love me? I think any answer is superficial, so I gave her all the money. The next time she asks me this question, I will say, I will give all the fucking year-end bonus of [-]." You, you say I love you or not?"

"I just like your stinking poorness. It's very interesting to chat with you."

"I do business, it can be said to be a basic skill."

It was only after seven o'clock after dinner. I went to the park to find Du Mei. The air after the rain was very fresh.Du Mei's long hair was wrapped in a thick gray plaid scarf. When she saw me, she strode forward with her boots, blowing up the tail of the woolen windbreaker.Without squinting, he walked up to me with a white breath, and there was something shiny in his eyes.

I straightened her hair and coat collar, and watched the old lady walking with the old lady in the distance, they gradually walked away.

"My mother forced you to wear my clothes and scarf again?"

"She's afraid I'm cold."

I smiled, and pulled her to sit on the bench next to her. Looking at the lake, she suddenly tilted her head and asked me, "I fell into the water with your mother, who do you save first? The premise is that neither she nor I can swim. .”

I gasped, looking very toothache, "Why do you ask such a tacky question?"

She curled her mouth, "I just want to hear a non-cheesy answer."

I followed her "Well, I will save my mother first, because she gave me life. I can't find any reason to leave her alone. If I don't save you, I will be buried with you, and I will accompany you in heaven and hell." You continue our love."

Her lips were perfectly curved, and she was full of smiles. She looked at me, then leaned forward, and suddenly bit my lower lip, biting it tightly.Then she laughed "You are responsible for what you say, and this tooth mark is the evidence."

I looked around, and no one seemed to be paying attention, so I let go of my heart, "You can't kiss me outside in the future, there are too many people talking."

She lowered her eyebrows apologetically, "I can't control it."

I rubbed between her brows, "Well, like a fool."

Yeah, fool.People who are in love are really stupid. A stupid person dares to say anything, and a stupid person dares to believe anything.

Send my mother back at night, and then Du Mei and I will go home again.She still has some work to do, so she stays in the study.I gently closed the door, and then went to the medicine supermarket downstairs to buy a box of cold medicine.I sneezed a lot during the day, and my nose was a little hot in the afternoon. I drank a lot of boiled water, and I should be fine if I drank a few more granules.

Sitting on the seat outside the convenience store, I called Lin and said that I met Song Xiaole in the afternoon, and she told me about the two of you, I think it is necessary to ask you.

She was a little dazed at first, and after a while, she asked me if I was at home. She wanted to talk about it face to face.

Anyway, she also knows the location of this real estate. I probably told her about it, and she drove over soon.

Then he sat down with a frowning face, "I really don't know what she thinks, I'm so good to her, she can do whatever she says. I'm not that good to my own mother, all the tenderness is spent on her, but she won't wait see me."

I pointed at the door of the convenience store, "Go in and ask me for a cup of hot water, and I'll tell you why."

Lin came out with hot water, and graciously helped me to tear apart the granule, pour it in, and stir it again.

I took the cup she handed me "For Song Xiaole, first of all, you are not her ideal object, so it is useless for you to follow her blindly, it will have the opposite effect, the current state is like this. So I don't talk nonsense , just try what I said. One, don’t casually say yes. Two, don’t casually ask her if it’s okay. Three, hold it when it’s time to hold it. Don’t make her feel like you’re settled, let yourself see There is unlimited room for development.”

Both Lin looked at me with teary eyes, "This sounds simple, but it's complicated to do."

I smiled, lowered my head and sipped my cup, "That's why I never chase women."

Lin's hair was about to explode, "Chasing women is so tiring, and chasing beautiful women is even more tiring! I'm almost driven crazy by her~"

I don't sympathize with her at all, "Who told you toad toad to eat swan meat, and to chase after this kind of Royal Sister BOSS who has been left behind and plated with gold. If you are willing to lower your level, you will be able to chase more."

"Even if I am a toad, I will definitely not marry my mother, a toad! I just want to chase after a beautiful boss like Song Xiaole!" Lin Hao said boldly.

I stood up and picked up the cold medicine on the table, "Then just try what I said, anyway, your current state is already at the bottom, and you can't fall much. Also, you are with her, don't be old Three sets of eating, shopping and watching movies, don’t be dry and have nothing to say, women like to catch them by surprise, you have to create topics, you know? You have to learn how to make women happy. The last sentence, coaxing women is like hanging Q, every day Study for at least two hours, and after reaching a certain number of days, you can go to the sun..."

"What can the sun??"

I turned and walked away, waving my hands behind me, "It's time to fuck, fool."