As a skilled bamboo horse, gradually change to attack

"Hey, are the young couple finished arguing?"

Jiang Zhou took Jiang Lin'an into the car, and as soon as the door closed, the taxi master became angry at them, "Do you think I am unlucky or you are lucky? I have pulled all the way back, are you still here?"

It was the car that Jiang Linan was about to get in just now, and he didn't pull them in before, but he still did it when he came back.

"Actually, on the last day of the year, it's okay to quarrel, just settle the conflicts of this year, and when the New Year's bell rings, a small kiss on the mouth will be fine next year."

The driver kept crackling, and Jiang Linan's face also turned red. He leaned against the door, pursed his lips and looked out the window.Passing by the pedestrian street, even though it was raining like this, there were still crowds gathered under the clock tower. Sheds were set up in many places, and those who sold rice cakes, barbecues, and tofu were all hiding under the sheds.

The driver turned his head and took a look, and squeezed his eyes twice at Jiang Zhou, thinking that his voice was very low, "Boy, your boyfriend is still angry with you, why don't you coax him?"

"Not a boyfriend." Jiang Linan denied.

Jiang Zhou smiled, and said to the driver: "Master, look at the road, can you see the road?" Then he pulled Jiang Linan's hand over, without any hesitation about whether he might misunderstand.

"Hey, okay, I'm looking at the road." The driver looked forward again, and said, "Thinking about the girlfriend I had in high school, now I have three children, and I am still an old bachelor."

"Don't you want to thank you for your grace of not marrying?" Jiang Zhou joked.

The driver turned around again, and said excitedly, "Hey, don't tell me, she really sent me a pennant, thanking me for not marrying me, damn it."

"Watch the road and see the road." Jiang Zhou muttered, crossing his legs, rubbing Jiang Linan's hands repeatedly, and when he found that he had no intention of refusing, he became even more aggressive.

"Okay, let me tell you, I really envy you guys, you are young, you can play whatever you want."

Jiang Zhou grumbled unhappily, "Master, can you drive your car well? How can I play? You are the only one who got rid of my wife? By my wife's side, no one else will take a second look."

It is clear that these words are so harsh, what kind of wife is not a wife, but Jiang Lin'an still couldn't help but evoked a smile.

"Hehe, you're quite dedicated." The driver looked in the mirror and muttered, "Your wife is happy, why don't you take advantage of the victory and pursue it?"

Jiang Lin'an immediately stopped laughing, and withdrew his hand abruptly, crouching in a corner.He didn't want to talk to either of these two people.

Jiang Zhou leaned over, looked at Jiang Linan's expression, and asked in a low voice, "Brother is angry again?"

He went to hook Jiang Lin'an's hand, scratched it, and apologized coquettishly like a puppy: "I was wrong, it's not my wife, it's my husband, my brother is my husband."

Xiao Zhou is a dog, Jiang Lin'an thought, holding a small paw, and after knowing that he would not be blamed, he scratched his heart repeatedly without any scruples, without worrying about whether he would be kicked out of the house.

"If you do this again, get the hell out of here." Jiang Linan felt that it was impossible, so he had to calm down, and stop being shameless here.

Jiang Zhou looked out the car window, the rain was pattering, the road was wet, and there were splashes everywhere. He pursed his mouth and looked at Jiang Lin'an as if begging for mercy.

It is not a good thing to be soft-hearted, especially when facing Xiao Zhou, one look can instantly knock down all the prestige one has built up.But this really doesn't work, Xiao Zhou has a young master's temper, and now he relies on himself to like him, even more lawless, if he wants to hold hands today and say that he is his wife, who knows what he can do tomorrow.

Jiang Lin'an suddenly remembered one thing, that is, when you want to confess to someone you like, you can't just ask the other person if he likes you or if you want to be together, otherwise, the other party will most likely refuse.You should leave some space for the other person, for example, walk up to him and ask him if he wants to have a baby with you, if he says no, then ask if he wants to marry you, if he says no, then ask if he wants to have a relationship first, like this Come, increase the success rate.

Of course, this is just a joke, two people like each other, you don’t have to ask so much, the other party will agree, if the other party doesn’t feel for you, no matter how careful you are, it won’t help.

But Jiang Lin'an always felt that Xiaozhou was playing tricks, he should have known that he had feelings for him early on, but he couldn't move forward due to some reasons.

Thinking of this, he felt that he had been tricked, no matter how pitiful his little eyes were, he would slap Xiao Zhou's hand away, and said unhappily, "Don't think I'm kidding you, sit on the edge!"

"Boy, let me tell you, when this kind of thing happens, it's the most difficult to solve under the bed, and the bed is the most effective. After a good time, who remembers the quarrel before?" The driver said again, and the words were sonorous and forceful. , as if it happened.

After a while of silence, Jiang Zhou spoke first, "I think this matter has..."

"There's a reason for that!" Jiang Lin'an suddenly raised his voice, the two of them were like-minded, and if they continued talking, they might sing duo, even if they lied to them, they didn't know where they were dragging them, "Stop! I'll be right here!"

"Brother, I want to say that this matter is so unreliable..."

"..."

"After all, the first time, it will probably hurt. If my brother hurts, he might be even more angry."

"Jiang Xiaozhou, get the fuck out of here!"

If it was a dog that couldn't spit out ivory, Jiang Lin'an felt that he was innocent.

The alley was narrow, and the driver said it was difficult to get out, so he left them at the door of the piano store and let them walk in by themselves.

"Rainy day, romantic."

Jiang Linan's ears were red in layers, redder than a ripe apple. He angrily opened the handle of the car and was about to get out of the car, and stepped out without even opening his umbrella.

Infinite hell.

No, that taxi is even scarier than hell, if you stay any longer, your bones will be chewed to pieces.

"Brother!" Jiang Zhou paid the fare, hurriedly chased him out, and stretched out his umbrella over Jiang Linan's head.

Now he didn't move his hands or feet anymore. He took Jiang Lin'an off the stage in the car and was severely scolded. Then it gradually subsided, but it was only a little bit.

He got so close that he almost didn't post it, Jiang Linan walked as fast as he walked, smiling all the way, as if he had eaten a can full of candy, "Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

He moved closer, and whispered in Jiang Linan's ear: "It's because I have no clue, no skin, no face, and brain problems, that's why I joined others to tease brother. From now on, I will work hard to correct myself and try my best to be a human being instead of a beast."

"You still know you're a beast." Jiang Linan cast a sidelong glance at him.

"It's not that there is a saying that low-level creatures only pretend to be waste in their minds every day. I will try not to show off in front of people from now on. I will be a man in front of people and a beast in back." Jiang Zhou looked around and said with a smile: "Hey, why is there no one? "

It's raining in the middle of the night, and it's New Year's Eve tonight, so there's a ghost!

Jiang Lin'an settled down, raised his head and pointed at Jiang Zhou and cursed, "You'd better be honest, you can't just be a human being? You have to be a beast, what?"

"Okay, okay, I will try my best, but my brother has to be flexible. I am a low-level creature. It will take some time to evolve into a high-level creature." He grabbed Jiang Linan's hand and let it go, as if giving him a hand. As if seizing an opportunity, he hooked up again.

Jiang Lin'an felt that all the sympathy for Xiaozhou in the past was bullshit, and he should be dealt with assholes.

"Then how long do you want?"

"It's been that long since single-celled organisms have evolved into multi-cellular organisms, right?"

Jiang Lin'an turned around and left, walking along the eaves into the alley, he felt that he was indeed innocent, and refused to listen to Xiao Zhou's explanation.The ear was originally clean, and it was clean 18 years ago. Today, in just a short period of time, it has become dirty.

Who is to blame?Who can he blame?I can only blame myself, the rain!

It was dark, and there was no light in the alley, so Jiang Zhou took his mobile phone to show Jiang Linan the way, and he followed closely, not too close, but not too far, just the distance where he would not be scolded .

He was very happy in his heart, no matter how dark the alley was, he felt that it was so dark that he had Jiang Lin'an in his mind and eyes.

Jiang Linan stopped.

"Brother, what's wrong?"

"It wasn't smashed." Jiang Lin'an looked at the good store in doubt, it was completely different from what Yu Xuan said on the phone.

Jiang Zhou took a look, and it was indeed intact everywhere, without any sign of being smashed.I was dazed before, so I started to think about it carefully, and felt that there was something wrong, "Brother, you can call him again."

Called the past, no one answered.

Called again, still no one answered.

"Crazy," Jiang Zhou scolded: "It must be to punish you, let's leave it alone, the rain hasn't stopped, it's finally getting smaller, don't wait until it rains again, it's hard to go back."

Jiang Lin'an felt that there was no need for Yu Xuan to do such a prank, and he had an indescribable feeling in his heart. He looked in front of the glass door, and saw that the tables, chairs and benches were neatly arranged.

what is the problem?

He pushed the door open, and the lock fell with a clang.

"? Why isn't the door locked?" Jiang Zhou wondered, seeing Jiang Lin'an was about to go in, he pulled him back, "Brother, don't worry about it, Miss Tong is fine, I know."

"How do you know?" Jiang Linan asked.

"I," Jiang Zhou felt that it was not easy to explain this to Jiang Linan, "Damn, I was still sending her a message earlier, saying that this year's New Year's Eve, I wish her a happy New Year, and she also told me that she crossed the road with Brother Ziyu on the pedestrian street. year."

Jiang Linan still found it strange, but he still couldn't figure out why it was so strange, so he put his hand on the doorknob, thought about it, and decided not to go in, "Okay, you can ask her later, she said the store is unlocked, I It’s not easy to lock it for her, let her come over earlier.”

Jiang Zhou answered yes, and felt that the surrounding atmosphere made him uneasy. Looking around the alley, the darkness made people feel flustered, and urged Jiang Linan to leave.

Suddenly, there was the sound of glass breaking in the store. Jiang Linan was startled, and he pushed the door and walked in. The wind chimes rang, but Jiang Zhou didn't have time to stop him.

A black figure suddenly jumped behind Jiang Linan from the side.

All the attention was attracted by the sound of the glass behind the bar, Jiang Linan didn't notice that there was a person standing beside him at all, the stick was raised high and landed on the back of his head with a muffled sound.

"elder brother!"

The author has something to say: I’m working on my graduation defense recently, please forgive me if I can’t reply to the comments in time (wiping my tears, I’m exhausted)