local demon bureau

After sleeping until noon, Xie Ya made up for the sleep, went downstairs energetically and planned to cook something delicious.

"Are you awake? Come over for lunch." Lu Fangchao put down the plate and waved enthusiastically to Xie Ya.

Xie Ya took a step back subconsciously, with an expression of resistance: "Didn't you say wait for me to get up and cook?"

"Didn't I see that you were in a deep sleep? You haven't come back for a long time. You miss your grandfather's cooking skills. Grandpa made your favorite braised pig's trotters. Come and try it." Lu Fangchao smiled wrinkled.

But Xie Ya couldn't laugh, the black lump on the table was a pig's trotter?

Pork is so expensive these days, why should the white and tender pig’s trotters be spoiled by his grandfather, and kept for him to stew, braise in soy sauce, and cold salad?

Xie Ya's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, moving back and forth on the three dishes on the table, but he was still unable to put down the chopsticks.

"Come, come, eat more meat, stay up late and work overtime every day, you're already skinny like a monkey." Lu Fangchao generously picked up a large piece of black pig's trotter and put it in Xie Ya's bowl.

Xie Ya suddenly felt the bowl in his hand sink, and his heart also sank.

After lunch, Xie Ya suspected that he was going to become a Buddha. Looking at his grandfather, he seemed to feel that his cooking skills had improved again.

After filling a large bowl of water, Xie Ya still felt his mouth was salty.

"A few days ago I saw your elementary school classmate pushing the child out for a walk, did you date someone over there?" Lu Fangchao picked up the orange and put it in Xie Ya's hand, and sat down beside him.

When Xie Ya was young, Lu Fangchao once thought that he was going to drop out of school, but Xie Ya passed the imperial university entrance examination quietly, but Lu Fangchao was so happy that he dug up Xie Ya's daughter Hong who was buried when Xie Ya's mother was pregnant with Xie Ya that night. After coming out, he drank half of the jar with Xie Ya and said that he would save the other half of the jar when Xie Ya got married.

If it wasn't for Lu Fangchao not wanting to drink too much, Xie Ya wouldn't mind at all if Lu Fangchao drank the whole pot. He's a man, what kind of girl would he want?

After graduating, Xie Ya stayed in the imperial capital to work as a hard-working code farmer. If Lu Fangchao hadn't been diagnosed with terminal cancer before, and time was running out, he probably wouldn't have resigned and returned to his hometown.

"I'm a poor boy with no car and no house, so who will fall in love with me?" Moreover, Xie Ya didn't realize his sexual orientation was male until he went to university, so it was even more difficult to find a partner.

Just as Lu Fangchao was about to say something, Xie Ya's cell phone rang suddenly. He picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey……"

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Xie Ya?" The other party's voice sounded a little timid, like an autistic patient who was forced to give a speech.

"I am." Xie Ya was sure that he had never heard this voice before, so he probably didn't know it.

Xie Ya listened intently for a long while as the other party explained the background intermittently, and finally understood that the other party asked him to come over to complete the entry procedures if he was free in the afternoon, because tomorrow is the weekend and they will be on vacation.

"Alright, is it convenient for me to go there now?" Xie Ya asked.

"Yes... yes." The other party's voice became weaker and weaker, Xie Ya suspected that if he continued talking to him, he might faint.

"Okay, then I'll go over now, please tell me the address."

After confirming that Xie Ya had written down the address, the other party hung up the phone in a hurry, Xie Ya looked at the screen of the phone a little strangely, in order to take care of his grandfather conveniently, and in addition that he had lived enough of the days of [-], Xie Ya used his strength to prepare for the college entrance examination Son, after brushing N sets of questions, he finally passed the exam as a civil servant in his hometown.

How did this guy get through the interview with such a fear of answering the phone?

Lu Fangchao held a cup of hot tea in his hand, blew on it, and asked Xie Ya: "Want to go out?"

"Well, I'm going to go through the entry procedures, and I should be back soon. Do you have anything to bring?" Xie Ya peeled the orange and put a piece in Lu Fangchao's hand.

"Your Uncle Wu's sesame candy." Lu Fangchao glanced at the orange in his hand, and stared at Xie Ya resentfully.

"I know I can't eat sweets, so I return the sesame candy from Uncle Wu's house, and give you a piece of orange to taste and be satisfied." Xie Ya was as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves.

It forced Lu Fangchao to want to spit at him, and whispered, "It would be nice to be back before dark."

"What did you say?" Xie Ya turned his head abruptly, staring at Lu Fangchao sharply.

Lu Fangchao gave him an indifferent back to express his dissatisfaction.

Xie Ya went upstairs and changed into a shirt and trousers. This suit was left over from the last time he came back for an interview. When he closed the closet, he suddenly remembered that his luggage was still in the trunk of that taxi. It is unrealistic for him to fetch it now.

Taking off the silver earrings on his ears, and brushing his slightly curled black hair, Xie Ya grinned at the handsome young man in the mirror, and went downstairs satisfied.

"Grandpa, I'm going out." Xie Ya put on his shoes and called into the room, but got no answer.

The little old man was still sulking, but Xie Ya didn't care. In less than 10 minutes, his grandfather would forget that he was still angry because he was doing other things.

It is a good time for spring flowers to bloom. Xie Ya got off the bus, and the petals fell on his straight shoulders with the wind. He was wearing a white shirt with a straight back and the hem of the clothes was tucked into the black suit pants, outlining a delicate figure. With a thin waist and a height of 1.8 meters [-], he is enough to stand out from the crowd in this small city. Coupled with his handsome appearance and infectious smile, he always attracts many opposite sexes to turn back to him frequently.

He lowered his head and glanced at the address in his hand. Xie Ya was sure that the location was near here. He walked along the path and walked into an alley. He thought he had gone the wrong way and entered a dead end, but in the blink of an eye, a building that looked like it was a few years old was reflected. In sight, although it is old, it is surprisingly clean, not even a single spider silk, let alone insects and ants. There is a huge old tree next to the building, which is blooming with lavender flowers, just like a gouache painting in the old days.

Xie Ya stared at the old tree without taking his eyes off it, but he didn't recognize what kind of tree it was and what kind of flowers it was blooming in. Anyway, it was very beautiful, like a dream, like entering a paradise.

He stepped forward and knocked on the door, but there was no response. With a light push, the door opened. Xie Ya hesitated a bit, and after confirming that the address was here, he pushed the door carefully and entered.

"Is there anyone here? I'm here to go through the entry procedures." Xie Ya's gaze wandered around. Although the outside was very clean, the inside of the house was as messy as a garbage dump. There were leftover chickens on the table. Bones, what is striking is that these chicken bones are actually pieced together to form a complete chicken. The key is that it actually stands on the plate without falling apart.

Is it glued with 502?

Xie Ya withdrew his gaze, but he didn't see anyone on the left or right. Could it be that he left work early?He took out his phone and looked at it, it was only 02:30 in the afternoon, it was too early even on Friday.

Just when he was in a daze and was about to go back, a paper-pale hand covered in red nail polish suddenly patted Xie Ya's shoulder.

Xie Ya shivered, his body stiffened, and he suddenly recalled the strange experience this morning.

"Where did you come from? Did you just come down the mountain to register?" A voice that sounded like a sister Yu came from behind Xie Ya.

Xie Ya breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and saw that she was really a royal lady, at least 1.7 meters tall, with a curvy figure, wearing a wine red suspender skirt, with a silk shawl over her shoulders, Feminine and coquettish, magnificent and charming.

Even if Xie Ya's sexual orientation is male, he still thinks she is beautiful.

"Hi, my name is Xie Ya, and I'm here to go through the entry procedures." Xie Ya introduced himself.

The woman stared at his clear eyes, looked at his clean and bright smile for a while, and her red lips curled into a mysterious smile, "It's a newcomer, come here."

"My name is Mei Shutong, and there are two guys who will introduce you later." Mei Shutong walked to a computer and turned it on. This computer was probably a few years old, and it took 3 minutes to start it up.

"You know how to use a computer?" Mei Shutong asked sideways.

Her beautiful eyes are like hooks, but Xie Ya is gay, so there is no wave in her heart, "Yes."

"Then register yourself." After Mei Shutong finished speaking, she turned around and walked to the place where the chicken skeleton was placed, and fixed her makeup in front of the mirror.

Xie Ya had never seen such a casual unit. He clicked on the only browser on the desktop. Because it was too slow and stuck, he had an occupational disease. He not only patched the loopholes, but also reprogrammed the program.

"Is there anything you don't understand?" A lump of warm skin suddenly stuck to his back, Xie Ya almost jumped up in fright, and the rich fragrance wafted into his nostrils.

"Um... Sister Tong, can I trouble you to stay away from me?" Your breasts are touching my back.

"Huh?" A soft and charming voice sounded in Xie Ya's ears. Any straight man would probably be brutal on the spot.

"I... Ahh!" Xie Ya sneezed loudly, shaking Mei Shutong away from behind her, and she looked at Xie Ya inexplicably.

Xie Ya rubbed his itchy nose, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Sister Tong, you smell too sweet, I'm a little allergic."

It was probably the first time for Mei Shutong to meet such an incomprehensible man, his face immediately sank, "Young boy is a young boy."

Xie Ya was very puzzled by what he said, and Mei Shutong looked a year or two older, "That, Sister Tong, I'll fill it out."

"So fast?" Mei Shutong remembered that this computer hadn't been used for a long time, and it took a long time to turn it on and off every time, and sometimes the screen would suddenly go black.

"Well, I just found out that the internal website doesn't even have a firewall, so I made one subconsciously. The leader won't blame me for being troublesome, right?" Xie Ya asked cautiously.

"You can also repair computers?!" Mei Shutong was stunned.

"I'm not repairing computers, I used to be a programmer..." Xie Ya really doesn't repair computers, but friends who aren't his profession think he is a repairer of computers, and every time there is a problem with the computer, they go to him to fix it.

"Almost, almost, come and show me how my computer is so hot that it's about to explode, and it still makes a buzzing sound." The disgust on Mei Shutong's face disappeared in an instant, and she warmly thanked her. Ya sat in her seat.

Xie Ya: "..."

"Sister Tong, your computer is full of food crumbs."

"Sister Tong, I just received a report that the son of Laoshu's family has been eating at home for more than two months, and he is well hidden. If his mother hadn't leaked his words while dancing in the square, no one would have known about it." Suddenly a dark-skinned young man rushed in and slammed the door loudly.

"What?! Didn't her son just get a job?" Mei Shutong pointed at the young man with a look of resentment and said, "You take Xie Ya to solve it. This time, she must let her son go to work. This year, my mother If the performance is not up to standard, her little brat is waiting to give me the food and drink!"

Xie Ya: "???" Didn't I come to go through the entry procedures?