Husband, put on your skirt first!

Chapter 63 Martial Arts Cute Pig

Chu Yu and Duan Heng looked at each other for a long time, then suddenly smiled wickedly, and asked softly, "Who were you looking at just now?"

Duan Heng paused for a moment, not knowing how to explain, but Chu Yu glanced away with a cold face.Duan Heng had no choice but to say silently, "It's just to find out about the enemy's situation."

"Are all your enemies women? Why do you only look at women when you inquire about your enemies?" Chu Yu said coldly without even looking at Duan Heng.

It's over, I'm so jealous.Duan Heng didn't expect that this guy was more jealous than himself.However, he actually felt very happy.

I poked Chu Yu's thigh with my finger, and seeing that he still had a cold face, I had no choice but to explain, "I think their skirts are very beautiful, and I imagined that if you wore them..."

Only then did Chu Yu look at him, looking at each other for a long time, the coldness in his eyes finally gradually dissipated, and he turned to look at the woman behind Duan Heng. "I wouldn't even wear a Japanese kimono. But this cheongsam is really pretty. I haven't even worn it..."

Chu Yu's eyes flashed instantly.

Duan Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief, patted his head and said, "Go back and order some sets for you, boo."

"Hush." ​​Chu Yu put his index finger on his lips and secretly smiled.

When Chu Yu looked back at the arena, Duan Heng sighed softly. Finally, the trap was over. Remember to order some cheongsams for him when he gets home.

The track is 50 meters long, and Duan Heng and the others are sitting in the middle, so they can see the whole process clearly.The first one is a Taoist competition, where three tables are set up, with a distance of 1.5 meters between each table.The village chief said that the first round of the competition was based on the basics, Taoism and Fengshui were just written tests, and you only needed to answer the questions on paper.

The third level turned out to be stepping on the balloon. Those who passed the first two levels would have to rely on the speed of stepping on the balloon to win.

It was nine o'clock, and the village chief's assistant shouted with a loudspeaker, and it took five or six minutes before the official start.Every game starts with the beating of the gong and ends with the beating of the gong by the winner.

A game is over in the blink of an eye, as if the participants are familiar with the questions of the previous two levels, and the speed of their feet is completely compared.

The three games ended quickly, and the little fat man next to him didn't play, but the cheongsam lady won the second game easily.The more Duan Heng watched, the more worried he became, fearing that Chu Yu would not be able to pass the first two tests.So far, everyone has passed the first two levels. If he doesn't pass, it will be a shame.

Chu Yu lazily stood at the starting position, Duan Heng looked at his confident face, and never said a word of worry to him, for fear of disturbing his confidence.Thinking, if Chu Yu can't pass the test, then let him wait for him in a nearby town.

"Get ready...boom!" The gongs and drums sounded, and the three people standing on the starting line ran forward together. Chu Yu was the first to run to the table, opened the papers on the table, and paused.

Duan Heng didn't have much hope, so let nature take its course.

And the two people next to Chu Yu also quickly ran to the table, Chu Yu was in the middle, and the boy on his left picked up the paper and shouted in dismay, "What, please write down the names corresponding to the four great Bodhisattvas. They all look similar, and the Four Great Bodhisattvas belong to Buddhism, so we are disciples of Taoism!"

While he was roaring, Chu Yu had already taken down the pen from the pen holder and was writing quickly.The person on Chu Yu's right was watching with frowns, writing while thinking.

Soon Chu Yu put down his pen and handed the paper to the referee.The referee glanced quickly and nodded, "Pass!"

Chu Yu walked around the table and continued to run forward, until he reached the second level, when he picked up the paper on the table, he froze immediately and did not respond for a long time.

Duan Heng was also in a daze, and if Chu Yu didn't write down the answer, the people behind would catch up.And that person doesn't look like a cultivator, nor does he practice martial arts all the year round, he is probably a Feng Shui master.Taoist disciples know some Feng Shui more or less, and some Feng Shui masters do not know Taoism at all.

The little fat man next to Duan Heng came over and said in a low voice, "To tell you the truth, the portraits of the Four Great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, if they were not disciples of Buddhism and people of Taoism, would not be able to identify them in such a short period of time. My friend, It's not simple. Moreover, from my insightful eyes, there is a faint layer of Buddha's light on his body, but the Buddha's light has not shown its power."

Buddha light?Duan Heng was still in a dazed state, only to see that Chu Yu's other opponent had already written down the names of the Four Great Bodhisattvas and was catching up.

The little fat man sneered and continued to whisper, "Do you want him to win? I can help you."

Anyway, Chu Yu was completely unable to write an answer, so he had to give it a go.Even if the little fat man makes trouble, he can't sit still, although this is cheating.

"Okay, thank you brother."

The little fat man’s eyes were slightly confused, and his eyes seemed to be able to see many incredible things. Not long after, when Chu Yu’s opponent had passed the level, the little fat man said in a normal voice, “It is said that the Nine Heavens Xuannv created a miracle. The art of door-to-door armor..." The rest is all nonsense.

After Chu Yu heard the first sentence, he quickly wrote down the answer. The referee was taken aback, and glanced at the little fat man. He probably thought that the little fat man should not be able to see the test questions from such a distance, so he let Chu Yu pass the test.

Chu Yu exhaled, looking at the five-meter-long string of balloons, and his opponent had already stepped on half of them.He rushed forward, displaying his amazing leg strength and speed, everyone could only hear a series of bang bang bang bang, even the opponent looked back at him in surprise.

The little fat man gasped, "That's what he's good at, very good, one step and one bang, his crossed steps can pop the balloon with every step, but the opponent is different, at least he has to take a step in the middle To pop a balloon."

Hearing the little fat man's exclamation, Duan Heng looked at Chu Yu's tiger-like speed. When the opponent had one third of the balloon left, Chu Yu's progress had already caught up.Chu Yu glanced at his opponent triumphantly, and with just one glance, he floated past his opponent perfectly, and within a few seconds, all the balloons were trampled by him.

What kind of martial arts cute pig is clearly a martial arts tiger!

boom!

When the gong sounded, Chu Yu raised the gong hammer high, and there was a commotion below.The referee ran up after being stunned for a few seconds, and shouted excitedly, "This little brother won!"

After hearing the announcement, Chu Yu put down the gong and hammer, sighed at Duan Heng, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Just as Duan Heng wanted to tell him how awesome he was, the little fat man next to him stood up excitedly. Contrary to his calm image just now, he jumped up and applauded exaggeratedly, "Wow, handsome boy, you are so amazing, I have never seen it before. Such amazing footsteps, wow! So admirable!"

Duan Heng looked at him speechlessly, while the woman next to him was calmly shaking her fan with no expression on her face.The woman had already won the second contest, very leisurely.

Chu Yu came over, sat down and did not speak for a long time.Duan Heng asked him how he knew the Four Great Bodhisattvas, Chu Yu thought about it, but still couldn't answer, just like he recognized the Buddha statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva when he saw it.

The little fat man said that there was a hidden Buddha's light on Chu Yu's body, and with his knowledge of Buddhist Bodhisattvas, Duan Heng guessed, could it be that the Fox King is a Buddhist disciple who escaped into Buddhism?

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