Husband, put on your skirt first!

In the afternoon, Father Chu brought Mother Chu to visit their son.Mother Chu knew that her son was a fox fairy, not only was she not afraid, but she picked up her son in a loli dress and rubbed her son, boasting while rubbing, the little fox didn't even cry, just laughed loudly.

Duan Heng felt that the little fox king had no airs, no matter whether he was a mortal or a fox king, he had no airs at all.The only downside is that there is serious racial and religious discrimination.

Chu's mother is very good at communicating, and she agreed to the matter of entering the mountain as soon as she talked about it. This is also thanks to Chu's father who did ideological work in advance.Mother Chu's name was Han Mei, she came from a family with a lot of knowledge, when she said she wanted to live in the mountains, not only did she not veto it spoiledly, but she also excitedly said that she had never seen a monster before.It is said that the monsters there are very kind, and there is a chance to meet the gods.

Everyone glanced at Chu's father unanimously, and thought to themselves, it's really good.Let Xiaobai come out to demonstrate, what is a kind monster?

Duan Heng shouted inside, "Xiaobai, come out and see that the bald head is strong."

A group of fluffy things jumped out immediately, Mother Chu was startled at first, but quickly reacted, boldly grabbed Xiaobai's hand, hugged it in her arms and rubbed it again, "Oh my god, it's so cute!"

Xiaobai cried again... Mama Duan quickly hugged Xiaobai into her arms, comforted Xiaobai quickly, and then Xiaobai calmed down.It's better to be a gentle aunt, Chu's mother is like a strange aunt, no matter how good-looking she is, she can scare children.

Mother Chu stroked her hair in embarrassment, "Hey." Mother Chu, who wanted to change the subject, looked at her son who was sitting aside and picking his feet, "Hey, since there really are gods, why do so many people suffer? Isn't it all for the protection of mortals? Let's not say that the gap between the rich and the poor is so big, why don't you gods come out to help during the war? Let the enemy attack us?

In the matter of fate, it has been arranged for us. Whoever wants to be born will live and whoever wants to die will die. Whoever wants to be rich will be rich, and whoever wants to be poor will be poor. "

The little fox scratched his feet with a look of ecstasy, rolled his eyes at his mother, and tilted his mouth, "Heh, I can answer three questions right away, and if I am incomplete, I can make up for you later.

First, it is true that immortals protect mortals, but this is based on very strict rules.Human beings have poor self-control ability, otherwise there would not be so many criminals, can the bad guys be protected by gods?Even if he is not bad in this life, he will be punished in the next life if he has accumulated detrimental things in the previous life.

Moreover, it is not the gods who control the destiny of mankind, but the underworld.After human beings die and become ghosts, there will be ghosts who come to the underworld to settle accounts with them, and the calculations are merit accounts.Merit can be exchanged for the conditions for reincarnation in the next life. If the merit value is not enough, it is impossible to be reincarnated into a good family, and even the fate is rough.

If a child reborn into a poor family can change his mind and start a new life, accumulate a lot of virtue and do good deeds, and accumulate a certain amount of merit, he will naturally be able to join a good family in his next life.So, no matter whether you have money or not, whether you are living well or not, you must do more good deeds, and never pretend to be criminals, lest you will be reborn as pigs and be eaten by people in your next life, huh huh.

Second, the magic power of gods in the mortal world is limited, and if they use magic to help mortals indiscriminately, they will be struck by lightning.The same is true of me, the dignified fox king. It's okay to reveal a little spell occasionally, but it will be troublesome once it is used too much.

It was the first time I used a magic spell in the ancient village, and the next day I was so weak that I couldn't get up. The little Taoist thought I had pretended it myself.The second time he was struck by lightning when he came back to save a paper maker in Yanling town.

Heaven’s explanation is that the roads of mortals are left for mortals to pave and walk on their own. We are the gods who play in the world in the prosperous age, stand up in times of crisis, and are not gods who pave the way for mortals in everything. If you don't want to make progress, you will not be able to make progress in society.

Moreover, the air pollution is so serious now, I guess it is difficult for the great immortals in the heaven to see the appearance of the mortal world clearly.

Third, and this is the most important.Mom just said we didn't stand up for the war.Because the mortal world is at war, and the gods are also fighting with the demons and ghosts of other countries.At that time, I was still in the underworld, and I only learned about it after I was reincarnated and read history. "

The little fox said so much in one breath, Mother Chu blinked her eyes, stopped her son's small shoulder, "Mom knows!"

"Hey."

"But son, don't pick your feet, it's almost peeling off."

Everyone, "..."

Papa Chu and Mama Pig happily finished their dinner here and then went home. They had to pack up their things and come back to gather again the next day.

Everyone seems to be traveling, very relieved.No matter how big Duan Heng's heart is, he is also worried about a problem. He has already lost his beastly behavior once, and there may be a second and third time. Little fox doesn't say anything, he is very clear in his heart.This is all caused by murder. On the bright side, the little fox king is helping his brother demon monk, so he will not take measures against the demon monk until he returns to that mountain.Just like what Xiaobai said now, he was letting go on the surface, but he never really let go.

When sleeping at night, the little fox who was rolling on the bed suddenly sat up, and shouted to Duan Heng vigorously, "Brother, look at me."

Duan Heng took a look, and saw the little fox's short legs hanging on the back of his neck, just like a Shaolin boy.Duan Heng couldn't even be killed with such flexibility.

"Baby!"

"Wonderful!" The little fox's neck was too short, and it was very difficult to lift his head while being hung by his legs.

Duan Heng was afraid that he would break his legs and neck, so he hurriedly said, "It's great, I'll help you take it off first."

The little fox waved his hand, "No, no, no." As soon as the words fell, the little short leg was put down very neatly, with a relaxed expression on his face.

Well, juggling before bedtime is good for growth...

The next day, Chu Yu's parents and Mr. Yi came with big bags and small bags, and Mr. Yi also brought his apprentice.

The sofa and table in Duan Heng's house were all moved to the side to make a very spacious place.The little fox drew several Buddha seals on the empty space, and there was a small circle beside it, which was also surrounded by Buddha seals.The little fox asked everyone to put their luggage in the small circle, and he stood in the front while the others stood in the big circle, holding a small red flag made of red underpants in his hand, and the flagpole was made of wooden chopsticks.

Everyone is here, even Xiaobai is in the circle.Xiaobai is a must, because the little fox said that he will need his Xun to sit in charge at that time.As for his brother Demon Monk, the devil is worried about that guy, that guy is full of mana, he can keep up with them wherever they go and even run ahead of them.

"Ahem!" The little fox moved a low stool, stepped on it with his left foot, raised a small flag, and shouted majesticly in a childish voice, "Everyone line up, sit down in a row , I am at the front, the little Taoist is at the back, and the one in the middle hugs Xiaobai tightly!"

Xiao Bai raised his head in astonishment, and just when he was about to be moved, the little fox added, "Don't let him run away!"

Xiaobai, "Cut."

"Cough!" Without turning his head, the little fox knew that everyone was lined up and sat down. Holding the flagpole with both hands, he gritted his teeth and drew circles forward.

Row and row, Duan Heng, who was sitting at the back, just watched a black hole being drawn out by his little underpants, and the black hole gradually expanded.Just when everyone was amazed, the little fox pointed the little underpants, oh no, and pointed the little red flag towards the black hole, "Everyone, sit tight, let's start..."

For a while, the world was spinning, and there were different ah ah sounds, I was so scared!