Husband, put on your skirt first!
Chapter 239 Old Turtle
Duan Heng grabbed Chu Yu to prevent him from being so impulsive. Anyway, his spiritual power will recover after a day, and the old fairy is an old fairy after all, and the magic is still there, but Chu Yu has no spiritual power at all. Can't beat others.
Chu Yu held Duan Heng's hand tightly, so angry that he wanted to hit the wall, but in the end he could only breathe heavily.
But Beiming still kept his head down, Duan Heng saw that his forehead was covered with cold sweat, one can imagine how afraid he was of this stinky fox.Beiming lowered his head, but quietly raised his eyes, trying to observe Chu Yu's movements.
As soon as he raised his eyes, it was terrible. With just this movement, Duan Heng immediately remembered where he had seen him.Tongque Street, the old Chinese medicine doctor in the Chinese medicine shop, when he and Chu Yu entered, the old Chinese medicine doctor uttered wild words.
After Duan Heng thought about it, he was also speechless because of his excitement, pointing at the old tortoise and said, "You are the one who said he had kidney deficiency back then!"
As soon as the words fell, Duan Heng realized that he had made a slip of the tongue.At the beginning, the old man didn't directly say that Chu Yu had a kidney deficiency, but that was all he meant.Duan Heng put down his hand and looked at Chu Yu.
Chu Yu raised his finger and pointed at Beiming and cursed, "You have kidney deficiency, your whole family has kidney deficiency, isn't your Taoist name called Kidney deficiency son, you have the nerve to call someone else, you bastard, you will die..."
Chu Yu's voice was very sonorous, but when he yelled, he seemed extremely aggrieved, like a wronged child who could only yell and curse a lot.
Wouldn't it just waste his spiritual power for a day? As for scolding him like this?Duan Heng stopped him appropriately, but it was useless to comfort him.It wasn't until Duan Heng said that the noise caused the master to rest, that he stopped and coughed a few times, his cheeks turned red, and his black and white eyes stared at Bei Ming.
After clearing his throat, he asked the old tortoise again, "Old bastard, with our friendship, you wouldn't punish me like this, and the situation is urgent, you sealed my spiritual power, even if it's just a day, it will affect me. They're all huge."
Seeing that Chu Yu had calmed down, Beiming straightened his back and shook the whisk. The old god said, "Your Highness, don't worry, just leave the matter of the double-faced Buddha to the poor Taoist. Your Highness and the double-faced Buddha belong to the same Buddhist sect. It doesn't sound good to spread the word of infighting."
"Your uncle, you know what a fart, we call cleaning up the house, and you are nosy." Chu Yu cursed again, "Besides, what is the double-faced Buddha, do you think it is him who is worried about Gu? ? He can't die yet, Gu still needs him to draw out the evil energy in the little Taoist priest!"
Bei Ming blamed himself, not knowing what to say, but Duan Heng grabbed Chu Yu's hand excitedly, "What? There is evil in my body?"
Didn't I know this a long time ago? I just took advantage of Chu Yu's accidental leak and asked about the situation.
Chu Yu was not guilty, and nodded vigorously at Duan Heng, "Yes! It's evil."
Duan Heng was so angry that his heart ached, he thought to himself, if it wasn't for the master loving you, he would have slapped you against the wall long ago, and at what time is he still pretending to be the master.However, even knowing that the other party is pretending, Duan Heng couldn't help sighing, hey, he is really cute.
So Duan Heng couldn't help touching his face, feeling sorry for him more than himself, "Don't panic, it's okay."
Seeing that he was so calm, Chu Yu panicked, "You, why don't you ask me what's going on?"
Seeing his handsome yet innocent and lovely face, all of Duan Heng's anger dissipated. If there were no other people around, he would have pounced on him and kissed him hard on the cheek.This face, as if I haven't seen it for a long time, is more attractive than the little fox's chubby face. Sure enough, I am not a pedophile.
"Let's go out and talk about it." Duan Heng said very gently, and gently scratched his face with his thumb.
Chu Yu panicked even more, "Don't you blame me for not telling you earlier?"
"If you don't tell me, there must be a reason for not telling me. Maybe even you yourself don't know the whole situation, and you don't know how to tell me."
Chu Yu nodded vigorously, hugged Duan Heng and yelled a few words, "Good wife, good wife! Why are you so considerate!"
Duan Heng patted him on the back until the old man coughed and the two separated.
Bei Ming made a gesture of saying goodbye, "Poverty Dao will continue to fight against the Double-faced Buddha, so I'll take my leave first."
"Catch me alive, you catch the double-faced Buddha in front of me, or you will silence me before my spiritual power recovers, or you will be fine. If you haven't captured the evil monk alive before my spiritual power recovers, I will kill you." Send you to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva so that you will never be reborn! I am very familiar with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!"
Beiming blinked his eyes, "This is a bit difficult for the poor, can your Highness give me a few days?"
"Excuse me, my lord!"
"Your Highness, accumulate some morals. You were not like this before. How come you contracted human diseases after you descended to the mortal world."
"What's wrong with humans, you bastard turtle, you still look down on humans, don't you?"
Bei Ming, who originally planned to leave, was gradually angered, but he was an old fairy, very calm, and he just calmed down and argued with the depraved Fox King. "Your Highness, when it comes to racial discrimination and religious discrimination, no one dares to admit that you are second.
Not to mention that you yourself are somewhat sure of catching the evil monk alive, and you are not very capable of fighting against the evil monk in the state of the young fox just now. Whether you have spiritual power or not does not matter at all. "
Chu Yu sneered, "Old tortoise, when Gu was five years old, he could kill an evil monk with one bite. Do you still look down on Gu when he was five years old?"
"Your Highness, you have to have a degree in your wild words. Can you deceive mortals and me, a Taoist priest who has lived for tens of thousands of years? I remember that when His Highness was five years old, he was just a little white fox. Without turning into a human form, you are clearly five hundred years old.
It's just that you can't speak clearly at five hundred years old, and you can't become an adult, so you can barely be mistaken for five years old by mortals, you..."
"Enough! I'll go to your uncle!" Chu Yu rioted again and was grabbed by Duan Heng again, but he still angrily pointed at the old fairy who turned and ran away, "You made me like this and stabbed my old man, five So what if you are old, so what if you are five hundred years old, no matter how long you live, your status is not as high as mine!
I'll fuck you, old tortoise bastard, don't forget what Gu is doing, Gu will write a strong attack system next time, the first one will let you be attacked and pierce your old chrysanthemum, you stinky shameless ! "
"Okay, he's already gone. Your voice is so loud, be careful not to be heard by others. Calm down, good boy." Duan Heng patted him on the shoulder, and finally hugged him, "Good boy, don't be angry .”
Fang Xuan, who had been silent for a long time, opened his mouth wide, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, stroking the negative sign hanging on his chest, "Daughter-in-law, didn't you say that Fox King is kind and understanding by nature, but he is taciturn? It's too irritable."
From Fang Xuan's chest came a gentle voice, "He has fallen."
Fang Xuan glanced at Duan Heng who was still comforting Chu Yu, and thought to himself, no, he is spoiled!
Chu Yu held Duan Heng's hand tightly, so angry that he wanted to hit the wall, but in the end he could only breathe heavily.
But Beiming still kept his head down, Duan Heng saw that his forehead was covered with cold sweat, one can imagine how afraid he was of this stinky fox.Beiming lowered his head, but quietly raised his eyes, trying to observe Chu Yu's movements.
As soon as he raised his eyes, it was terrible. With just this movement, Duan Heng immediately remembered where he had seen him.Tongque Street, the old Chinese medicine doctor in the Chinese medicine shop, when he and Chu Yu entered, the old Chinese medicine doctor uttered wild words.
After Duan Heng thought about it, he was also speechless because of his excitement, pointing at the old tortoise and said, "You are the one who said he had kidney deficiency back then!"
As soon as the words fell, Duan Heng realized that he had made a slip of the tongue.At the beginning, the old man didn't directly say that Chu Yu had a kidney deficiency, but that was all he meant.Duan Heng put down his hand and looked at Chu Yu.
Chu Yu raised his finger and pointed at Beiming and cursed, "You have kidney deficiency, your whole family has kidney deficiency, isn't your Taoist name called Kidney deficiency son, you have the nerve to call someone else, you bastard, you will die..."
Chu Yu's voice was very sonorous, but when he yelled, he seemed extremely aggrieved, like a wronged child who could only yell and curse a lot.
Wouldn't it just waste his spiritual power for a day? As for scolding him like this?Duan Heng stopped him appropriately, but it was useless to comfort him.It wasn't until Duan Heng said that the noise caused the master to rest, that he stopped and coughed a few times, his cheeks turned red, and his black and white eyes stared at Bei Ming.
After clearing his throat, he asked the old tortoise again, "Old bastard, with our friendship, you wouldn't punish me like this, and the situation is urgent, you sealed my spiritual power, even if it's just a day, it will affect me. They're all huge."
Seeing that Chu Yu had calmed down, Beiming straightened his back and shook the whisk. The old god said, "Your Highness, don't worry, just leave the matter of the double-faced Buddha to the poor Taoist. Your Highness and the double-faced Buddha belong to the same Buddhist sect. It doesn't sound good to spread the word of infighting."
"Your uncle, you know what a fart, we call cleaning up the house, and you are nosy." Chu Yu cursed again, "Besides, what is the double-faced Buddha, do you think it is him who is worried about Gu? ? He can't die yet, Gu still needs him to draw out the evil energy in the little Taoist priest!"
Bei Ming blamed himself, not knowing what to say, but Duan Heng grabbed Chu Yu's hand excitedly, "What? There is evil in my body?"
Didn't I know this a long time ago? I just took advantage of Chu Yu's accidental leak and asked about the situation.
Chu Yu was not guilty, and nodded vigorously at Duan Heng, "Yes! It's evil."
Duan Heng was so angry that his heart ached, he thought to himself, if it wasn't for the master loving you, he would have slapped you against the wall long ago, and at what time is he still pretending to be the master.However, even knowing that the other party is pretending, Duan Heng couldn't help sighing, hey, he is really cute.
So Duan Heng couldn't help touching his face, feeling sorry for him more than himself, "Don't panic, it's okay."
Seeing that he was so calm, Chu Yu panicked, "You, why don't you ask me what's going on?"
Seeing his handsome yet innocent and lovely face, all of Duan Heng's anger dissipated. If there were no other people around, he would have pounced on him and kissed him hard on the cheek.This face, as if I haven't seen it for a long time, is more attractive than the little fox's chubby face. Sure enough, I am not a pedophile.
"Let's go out and talk about it." Duan Heng said very gently, and gently scratched his face with his thumb.
Chu Yu panicked even more, "Don't you blame me for not telling you earlier?"
"If you don't tell me, there must be a reason for not telling me. Maybe even you yourself don't know the whole situation, and you don't know how to tell me."
Chu Yu nodded vigorously, hugged Duan Heng and yelled a few words, "Good wife, good wife! Why are you so considerate!"
Duan Heng patted him on the back until the old man coughed and the two separated.
Bei Ming made a gesture of saying goodbye, "Poverty Dao will continue to fight against the Double-faced Buddha, so I'll take my leave first."
"Catch me alive, you catch the double-faced Buddha in front of me, or you will silence me before my spiritual power recovers, or you will be fine. If you haven't captured the evil monk alive before my spiritual power recovers, I will kill you." Send you to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva so that you will never be reborn! I am very familiar with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!"
Beiming blinked his eyes, "This is a bit difficult for the poor, can your Highness give me a few days?"
"Excuse me, my lord!"
"Your Highness, accumulate some morals. You were not like this before. How come you contracted human diseases after you descended to the mortal world."
"What's wrong with humans, you bastard turtle, you still look down on humans, don't you?"
Bei Ming, who originally planned to leave, was gradually angered, but he was an old fairy, very calm, and he just calmed down and argued with the depraved Fox King. "Your Highness, when it comes to racial discrimination and religious discrimination, no one dares to admit that you are second.
Not to mention that you yourself are somewhat sure of catching the evil monk alive, and you are not very capable of fighting against the evil monk in the state of the young fox just now. Whether you have spiritual power or not does not matter at all. "
Chu Yu sneered, "Old tortoise, when Gu was five years old, he could kill an evil monk with one bite. Do you still look down on Gu when he was five years old?"
"Your Highness, you have to have a degree in your wild words. Can you deceive mortals and me, a Taoist priest who has lived for tens of thousands of years? I remember that when His Highness was five years old, he was just a little white fox. Without turning into a human form, you are clearly five hundred years old.
It's just that you can't speak clearly at five hundred years old, and you can't become an adult, so you can barely be mistaken for five years old by mortals, you..."
"Enough! I'll go to your uncle!" Chu Yu rioted again and was grabbed by Duan Heng again, but he still angrily pointed at the old fairy who turned and ran away, "You made me like this and stabbed my old man, five So what if you are old, so what if you are five hundred years old, no matter how long you live, your status is not as high as mine!
I'll fuck you, old tortoise bastard, don't forget what Gu is doing, Gu will write a strong attack system next time, the first one will let you be attacked and pierce your old chrysanthemum, you stinky shameless ! "
"Okay, he's already gone. Your voice is so loud, be careful not to be heard by others. Calm down, good boy." Duan Heng patted him on the shoulder, and finally hugged him, "Good boy, don't be angry .”
Fang Xuan, who had been silent for a long time, opened his mouth wide, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, stroking the negative sign hanging on his chest, "Daughter-in-law, didn't you say that Fox King is kind and understanding by nature, but he is taciturn? It's too irritable."
From Fang Xuan's chest came a gentle voice, "He has fallen."
Fang Xuan glanced at Duan Heng who was still comforting Chu Yu, and thought to himself, no, he is spoiled!
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