Husband, put on your skirt first!

Duan Lin opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, and paused for two or three seconds before looking at Duan Heng, "Is this your partner?" His voice was so soft that Duan Heng almost knew what he was talking about from the shape of his mouth. .

Duan Heng, who hadn't reacted yet, nodded honestly, indeed, Chu Yu is his partner, and the little fox he is holding now is Chu Yu Benzhu.However, after nodding his head, he regretted it, feeling that he had been tricked by his father.

After hiding it for more than a year, it finally capsized in the gutter.

Duan Lin pushed his glasses, gave his son a blank look, and didn't reply to the little fox's words, but said happily, "This is retribution."

After he finished speaking, he ignored it, and his son's partner became a young fox. It seemed that he was in a good mood.Duan Heng came back to his senses, only then did he notice that his mother was still sitting next to his father, and her mother's watery eyes were staring at the little fox in her arms.

Duan Heng thought her mother was frightened, and just about to pick up the blanket to cover the little fox again, but her mother stood up excitedly, clenched her fists like a little fox and made an excited gesture, "Okay, okay, so cute... The little fox demon. Can he bite?"

It seems that my mother is not afraid at all, and there is no need to be afraid. Here, except for herself, everyone else is a Taoist priest, including Fang Xuan who is sitting in the corner.So she has no need to be afraid, and the little fox looks so small.

Before Duan Heng could answer, the little fox opened its round mouth and said in a childish tone, "Ah, the teeth are not sharp, and they don't bite. Big sister is so sweet, how can anyone (willing) bite."

It was the little fox who was the best, and the lady blushed after hearing this.Being called sister by a cute little thing, I am so ashamed. "Oh, just call me Auntie."

Duan Heng's mother stepped forward, boldly took the little fox from Duan Heng's arms, carried him to the sofa and let him stand.

Standing on the sofa, the little fox was as high as a person was sitting, and he was not standing still. He firmly grasped the edge of the sofa and looked at Duan Heng's mother obediently.

"Little baby, why are you so cute!" Mother Duan couldn't help rubbing his face, but the strength was extremely light, "However, your body is still so cold after wearing so many clothes, so you won't be sick. "

The little fox demon shook his head, "I don't remember, I remember Bingwu."

"Oh, you are an ice fox, and this kind of fox, why do your eyes have different colors, you don't wear colored contact lenses."

The little fox poked his fat face with his fleshy hands, and said with a puzzled look, "What do you remember about the colored contact lenses?"

"By the way, how do you know what color contact lenses are when you are so young? It's so simple and cute!"

Duan Heng glanced at his father, and found that his father was completely speechless. His father had no good looks towards anyone except his mother.The little fox looks so cute, isn't it easy to make an old aunt's heart cute?Now let's see what my father can do.

Mother Duan chatted with the little fox for more than ten minutes, and the little fox began to wobble.Duan Heng hugged him back into his arms, like holding a son, and then coaxed him to sleep.

The little fox quickly fell asleep in his arms. Mother Duan looked at the sleeping little fox lovingly and asked in a low voice, "Son, is this your new pet?"

pet?This is your son-in-law!

"No, he is not a fox demon, in fact he is a fox fairy."

Duan's mother opened her mouth wide, her face full of astonishment, but she quickly calmed down again. No matter whether it is a fox demon or a fox fairy, they are both cute babies in her heart. "Then when will he go back?"

"At least you have to accompany me for the rest of your life." Duan Heng said confidently.

Duan's mother nodded, "That's good, then mother will buy him some children's products? Although he is a fox, he is still a child after all. We can't let him lose the joy of children."

"Mom, it's up to you, but don't buy too much." Duan Heng knows what his mother is, a legendary shopaholic, who buys everything that looks good, whether it works or not.

Mother Duan nodded again, then looked at the little fox, "I still need to buy some clothes for him."

Duan Heng thought for a while, then said, "Buy some skirts."

Mother Duan was surprised, "Is he his mother?"

"Male." However, don't think that being young can escape the fate of women's clothing.

Mother Duan looked at her son with disdain, "Honey, you don't have any special hobbies, do you?"

Duan Lin suddenly slapped his thigh after hearing this, and looked at Duan Heng angrily, "The last time I saw you with a proud woman in the bar, could it be him?" After speaking, he glanced at the sleeping little girl. fox.

Fang Xuan on one side finally couldn't help letting out a few muffled laughs, and the silly rabbit in his arms swayed left and right with him.

Duan Heng didn't dare to answer, and pretended to be innocent. He didn't know how good his acting skills were, so let's do it anyway.

Duan's mother didn't know what the father and son were talking about, she blinked suspiciously, and then started to massacre the little foxes. She seemed to be hesitating whether to take Duan Heng's suggestion.

Duan Heng came up with a plan and whispered to her, "I like little girls, and I want to have a daughter in the future."

Hearing this, Duan's mother was elated, snapped her fingers, and immediately went to change clothes.Duan Heng carried the little fox back to the room. Although the little fox had an extraordinary IQ, his body couldn't bear it. It was still a child's body, and he would feel sleepy after a few words.

Fortunately, the little fox is not a brat, he is very well-behaved and will not be like little Nezha.

After Duan Heng covered Chu Yu with the quilt, he came out to eat with Fang Xuan. He didn't know what Chu Yu could eat, so he simply called his mother who had already gone out.

The call was quickly connected, and Mother Duan said that she would buy some milk powder later and get food for the little fox when she came back.

Duan Heng had no choice but to give up, Chu Yu didn't say he was hungry, and just focused on sleeping.

After hanging up the call, Duan Heng looked at Fang Xuan, the big fat rabbit was standing on Fang Xuan's lap, with its small paws clapping hands with Fang Xuan.

Duan Heng was a little puzzled, "Are you a rabbit or a dog, so powerful."

Fang Xuan raised his eyebrows proudly, "I've raised rabbits for so many years, and he's the only one who can high-five."

"No wonder you love him so much."

Fang Xuan laughed dryly, then hugged Fei Fei on the sofa, and looked at Duan Heng solemnly, "You dreamed about that chair, what are you going to do about it?"

This was too direct, and Duan Heng asked, "How did you feel when you were controlled?"

"I don't feel anything. I can't remember what I did after being slapped awake by your little fox."

So, what's the use of asking him how to deal with it, or ask the little fox after he wakes up.

Fang Xuan clicked his tongue and sighed, "I have never encountered such a terrible thing. If you want to talk about monsters and ghosts, at least the Taoism we learned can restrain them, but the head of the dead Buddha is a big Buddha. We learned There is no ability to check and balance him at all. It turns out that no matter how much demons and ghosts make troubles, they can't compare with a rebellious god."

With these words, Duan Heng had a feeling of deja vu, but this was definitely the first time he heard such words in this life.