Husband, put on your skirt first!

The two glanced at each other, not sure if the voice just now really existed, but since they both looked at each other, it proved that they both heard the vague voice.

"Jiao Daozhi, are you in front of you?"

This time I heard everything, but I couldn't understand what the children outside were saying.Like a child who has just learned to speak, with slurred speech, it feels like the mouth is still bubbling and limp when speaking, and the voice is still very bright.

"Is there anyone in front of you?"

Duan Heng looked at the closed wooden window, just walked out of the confusion of the double-faced Buddha, not sure if the thing outside was still him.But because there was a sense of familiarity, he still returned, "Whose family are you from?"

"Juzao, Jiao Daozhi, I remember your brain attack!"

"What? Remember what my husband is doing." Duan Heng muttered to himself.

But the kid outside seemed to have heard it, and quickly explained, "If you don't remember it, I will remember your brain attack."

That voice made people unable to get angry, "Where did you come from?"

Duan Heng looked around, but did not see a door, only a closed wooden window.And that immature voice came from there.

"Hey, I'll just remember your brain attack. Don't catch me anymore, I'm adulterated into the drama."

Duan Heng suddenly realized, and the child's words were filtered through his mind, "Hey, I'm your husband, don't talk, I'll go in first." '

"Baby!" Duan Heng was about to stop him, when the closed wooden window was slowly pushed open, but there was no figure, only the green mountains and green water outside the window.

The immature voice came again, "I'm going to enter the drama, Jiao (Xiao) Taoist, you have to be prepared for (psychological) thorns."

"What kind of thorn preparation?" Duan Heng was anxious.Thinking about it, it might be a young fox that will come in later?

"Just remember to prepare for the thorns." As he said, a pair of small fox ears slowly emerged from under the window, and then, a pair of chubby hands climbed up the window sill.

Fang Xuan took a look and took a breath, "Emma, ​​it's over, your little fox's illegitimate son is here."

Duan Heng didn't have the heart to talk to him, and was very worried.The pair of small fox ears outside the window rose slowly, and then one could see silver-white hair, white and tender forehead, and then a pair of big eyes of different colors.One blue eye and one green eye looked at Duan Heng innocently, blinking...

OMG, so cute!

Duan Heng was still apprehensive, even though everything he saw was so healing.Fang Xuan, who stayed out of the matter, sighed, "It really is an illegitimate child, even the eyes are the same."

The pair of strange-colored eyes blinked a few times, and the fleshy hands were holding on to the window sill, and gradually, the whole head popped out.I saw the human-shaped little fox struggling to crawl with both hands, his face turned red, and his two short legs swung for a long time, before he managed to swing up the window sill, and then his whole body rolled down like a meatball.

"Oh!" The meatball-like body rolled on the ground three or four times before stopping. Duan Heng looked distressed, but he stood up as if nothing had happened. Although immature, those eyes looked at him calmly. Duan Heng, "I don't remember (events) I don't remember (events)."

Little fox, less than one meter tall, with long hair that almost drags the floor, wearing ancient costumes, the clothes are blue, the loose trousers are tied up with a rope, a pair of chubby little feet are exposed, white and tender, uh, so tender little feet How can you run around without shoes!

"Baby?"

The little fox nodded arrogantly. Although the fox is small, its head is quite big. The ratio seems to have come out of a Q-version world.

"You...how did you become like this." Duan Heng looked at him suspiciously. Is this really the little fox, Benhu?Wasn't it the monster monk?

The demon monk is not a demon or a ghost, but a Buddha. It is really hard to tell the difference from being a monster.

The little fox put his hands on his hips, and walked towards Duan Heng with cold steps, "It's a long story to catch, I was dragged into that dog's (fart) shock (type), and it turned out that all ( Those who help (livestock) fight (livestock) did not get good help, and when I woke up from the police, it turned purple.”

"What about those people? No one stopped you when you came all the way?"

The little fox shook his head, changed all the arrogance just now, and ran behind Duan Heng to grab the things that bound Duan Heng, "No one is here, not a single one."

"Where's Xiaobai?"

"I don't see it, ah!" The little fox yelled with difficulty, "Hey, the root of the tree (tree) that binds you, I can't stop pulling it out."

Fang Xuan glanced at Duan Heng in confusion, "Can you understand what he said?"

Duan Heng nodded, and understood after knowing that he was Chu Yu.Instead, he continued to say to the little fox, "Baby, come here."

"En!" The little fox behind him responded obediently, and then ran in front of Duan Heng, wrapped his short arms around Duan Heng's neck, put his immature face close to Duan Heng, and stepped on Duan Heng's leg , looked at Duan Heng innocently. "I'll talk about (think about) ways (methods) again."

As soon as he spoke, the saliva sprayed on Duan Heng's face, which was as cold as his body.

"You... will you change back?"

The little fox nodded, leaned against Duan Heng's arms, and sat down, "It will take a few days (days), and when my primordial spirit is no longer (restored), I will marry (the world) invincible!"

Duan Heng still didn't fully believe it. Although the feeling of staying with the little fox was very familiar, he really couldn't believe that a person suddenly became smaller and changed from a human to a fox, even though Chu Yu himself was a fox. reincarnation.

Then you have to ask something that only they know, not too materialistic, "Baby, if I can't get out, will you go first?"

The little head in his arms shook, "Using my book (record), you won't pig (out) or play (go)."

This answer is the little fox himself.Duan Heng lowered his head, and originally wanted to kiss the head that was leaning in his arms, but then he thought about whether he was a pedophile or not, so he gave up.

I thought the little fox would really think of a way, but he fell asleep in his arms, panting and spitting bubbles.

Duan Heng was not in a hurry, the little fox had a milky smell, which was very pleasant, and he didn't know if it was his own illusion.That soft body clings to him like cotton candy, and it still smells like milk.

After an unknown amount of time, the little fox turned over and fell straight down. Duan Heng quickly caught his head with his legs.Then the little fox rubbed his head and got up, his eyes were sleepy, "Oh, how long has it been, I haven't explained (thought) how to do (method)"

Fang Xuan sneered, "You think about it, why sleep?"

The little fox rolled his eyes at him contemptuously, and said in a childish and cold tone, "I don't want to talk to you (stupid) blinker."

Fang Xuan understood this sentence, his face darkened, and he turned away, not expecting the little fox to save them.

The little fox climbed on Duan Heng's lap for a while, and finally sat beside Duan Heng, scratching his feet innocently, showing an expression of enjoyment from time to time.

"Ba ba ba ba..." He started humming a song, this is what a child should look like, and no one could tell if he was really thinking of a way.

Fang Xuan was very impatient, but Duan Heng looked at the little fox calmly.The little fox held one foot with both hands, suddenly lifted the foot, placed it under the chin, and then stuck out its tongue.

"No, baby, don't lick!" Duan Heng said anxiously.

Only then did the little fox realize that something was wrong, put his feet down as if nothing had happened, and continued to sing.Suddenly, an extremely evil voice interrupted his singing.

"Amitabha, stinky fox, long time no see..."